#this is a joke tho

[insulesbianphasmid]

why is neil gaiman fishing for minors on his tumblr

#good omens critical #anti neil gaiman #this is a joke tho #😑 #i think

[probablyferal]

My gender is Morticia and Gomez Adams simultaneously

#Also y’all get ur Gomez rizz on #This IS a joke tho #lgbtq #transgender #trans #morticia #morticia addams #gomez addams #gomez and morticia #love #vibes #the addams family #Gender #Pride #pride month #lgbtq people #I’m just so gay you guys

[justherbertthings]

Peet pics for sale $5

#cats #cute cats #herbert #orange cats #big cats #cats of tumblr #gay cats #orange #black cats #justherbertthings #i stand with sex workers #this is a joke tho

[ssaalexblake]

i know there’s the whole starfleet is compromised thing going on but every time Shaw refers to Seven by a name she’s indicated she is not comfortable with I imagine the HR report she’s filling in to be submitted once they’ve sorted this all out. 

#that picard one #this is a joke tho #i have two Actual assumptions but idk which i think i like more #it depends #on how cynical you want to be #i Don't actually believe seven would take a complaint higher? out of pride tbh #But also #there's the she Did say something and starfleet were like 'it's actually your legal name so he's done nothing wrong not using a nickname??? #because lets face it #they've not exactly been portraying starfleet positively around here lately #(i think a solid 50% of that is on purpose and the other is an accident l o l) #but yeah seven should go legally change her name #First name: Seven #Middle name/s: Of #surname: Nine #if the second option is true

[queer-and-nd-coded]

i will never get tested for adhd/autism. i will just write a books series, fill the main character with all of my symptons and then see what people headcanon them as.

#the perfect plan #adhd #asd #autism #this is a joke tho #my posts

[inadequeer]

im beginning to think when the kids say 'goon' and call themselves 'gooners' they might not actually be talking about being fans of the arsenal football team as the internet has lead me to believe.....

#i keep seeing the word gooner #can i even say that as a white person #im #so confused #this is a joke tho #text post

[o0kawaii0o]

ROMANCE DAWN TRIO

#I have been drawing more pre time skip stuff then actual recent stuff of OP #pre time skip really just had this dumb (but fun) energy #ah don't get me wrong tho OP is still very much a joy #in case you were actually wondering - yes sanji gave zoro that keychain as a joke but uwu #working on 1 more silly drawing atm! #one piece #op #roronoa zoro #op nami #luffy #monkey d luffy #o0kawaii0o

[sourloverboi]

#k1nk meme #meme #adult meme #adult jokes #lmao #funny #funny meme #memes #lol #funny memes #funny meme pictures #dank memes #humor #funny meme tho #funny meme xd #funnyshit #funny post #funny meme haha

[randomprose]

the "tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect" was not part of my 2022 bingo card

#goncharov #this website is on a whole new level of unhinge jfc #love how this turned out tho #and the commitment to the bit #it's like one big inside joke that everyone is in on #oh god imagine how confused the digital archivist in the future will be #like #was there or was there not a movie called goncharov??? #did martin scorsese direct it really?? where is it then?? #and they'll never find it #text

[franeridart]

more dragon

#my sketches #one piece #monkey d luffy #monkey d dragon #monkey d garp #real talk and jokes aside i think dragons childhood with garp wasn’t all that bad #since he actually was a marine at some point right so he must have at the very least respected garp #garps way of raising a kid that actually wanted to be a marine must have been somewhat different too #all in all i think leaving luffy to garp wouldn’t sound like such a weird thought to dragon ?? #i get why hed go there i mean #garp tho…………….. #what was that man even thinking………………….

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[cryptocism]

sometimes the joke going over your head can really work out

#my art #sad to say that a lot of my understanding of gender came from misinterpreting things that were supposed to be transphobic jokes #it worked out in the end tho lmao #my comics #i went and found the clip for this comic and i am sad to say little rascals does not hit the way it did when i was eight years old #sad and upsetting lmao

[wwapich]

sketches lately

#mishanks #dracule mihawk #akagami no shanks #red haired shanks #mihawk #shanks #op mihawk #op shanks #one piece #akataka #read the manga just bc i need any media to occupy my mind constantly #now im in too deep HELPPP (joke aside i gen enjoy it tho)

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

#good omens #gos2 #season 2 #GOS2Spoilers #good omens spoilers #ofmd #our flag means death #our flag means death spoilers #spoilers #loki #loki spoilers #good omens memes #jokes #tho not really jokes i am :( this year

[quicksilverdaisyday]

i have to admit that was funny. why did he say that

#if you actually genuinely ship them tho go away please. the jokes are funny but it makes me uncomfy when it’s fr #simon petrikov #winter king #fionna and cake #adventure time #fionna and cake spoilers

[couldhavebeenus]

crowley is braver than any us marine for being interrupted during a love confession, taking aziraphale’s devastating news about heaven, and STILL following through with it anyways

#for legal reasons this is a joke but by god #I’m right tho #he’s so repressed but he does it ANYWAY because by god/satan/somebody he CAN’T lose his angel #even when what aziraphale says devastates him. he has to try anyway. he has to because /what if/ /maybe./ #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens spoilers #aziraphale #good omens 2 #ineffable husbands #antony j crowley #crowley good omens #aziracrow #mine #meta #good omens humor #humor #popular posts #1k #2k