#this is a real thing

[sneezarify]

Sorry, identical twins.

with identically bad allergies 😳.

l -

#This is a real thing #And I am shook #snzzzzz #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzfucker #snz fet #allergies

[victoriadallonfan]

The reason Victoria never wants to drive is because, as a gamer, she once lost to Dean while playing Q-Bert Kart and never emotionally recovered

#this is a real thing #actually canon #parahumans #wildbow #ward #worm #victoria dallon #ward web serial #antares #glory girl #wardblr #worm web serial #wormblr #qbert #dean stansfield #gallant

[sleepystarperson]

Fried egg Jellyfish

You'd think its fake, but no.. this is a real thing

Oml... theres just... a fried egg out there, in the floating in the ocean, living its best life

I need a moment to think about this

#jellyfish #mindblowing #this is so... #Oml #I cant even comprehen this- #THIS IS A REAL THING #ITS REAL!!

[gin-juice-tonic]

one more

#Pbbth #this is a real thing #that i got from a story joe frazier told about fighting buster mathis

[quirksmith-13]

making a conscious choice not to tell any of the people I interact with outside of school that I will be dressed as a femboy tomorrow

#april fools day motherfuckers #to the people i interact with irl #not you #this is a real thing #wild that this is school-sanctioned crossdressing tho #like #they did not think this through

[awakefor48hours]

As a citizen of the US, I’m expected to dedicate most of my life to working a job I don’t even want, surrounded by pretty much the same people for that time yet I’m expected to not want to pursue a romantic relationship with any of them.

#if you don’t live in the US #this is a real thing #and not something made up for edgy romance stories #you can get into so much trouble for dating a coworker

[xbuster]

Fake leftists on Twitter: “There is actually no difference in the relationships between the bourgeoisie and the proletariat and that of a parent and their child.”

#anyway i work with kids and there are kids in the class i teach that definitely have this #like i’m good with kids and i try to be as nice to and accommodating for them as possible #but even then there are a couple kids who REALLY want to make me mad #for no reason #this is a real thing

[ghostchems]

it has come to my attention that I’ve sent a lot of people a reel on Instagram of Mr. Krabs cumming with SpongeBob on the phone when i THOUGHT it was Mr. Krabs having to poop so bad he called SpongeBob

I promise to do better 🙏

#this is a real thing #chems corner

[allikawaii]

Weird dream

I had a weird dream:

I was playing a visual novel/text based game and was pretty fun. Then my mother started to watch me play when I was close to finishing a route (literally the last choice) and I got anxious with a watcher and the fact I had to explain the game, and that made me take a bit too long to make a choice.

That time was enough to trigger something, but I had clicked in an option already and saw the ending: boy love interest going full stalker and breaking in with a knife. And game closed.

Then my mom got curious and clicked to open the game and play herself, even though she doesn't speak English (my bio says I'm Brazilian, so the fact not everyone in my family speaks English is obvious), and that means I had to stand by her side to translate stuff.

But the game broke down and was bugging the computer non-stop and we had to forcefully shut it down.

And I woke up.

... and went to sleep again.

And after another dream, I had a follow up to that situation: my father decided to use the computer, and was working fine, but just to avoid any issue I told him to not open that game... but he already clicked to check. So I told him to shut the computer down... but it was not fast enough.

Here we go again with the crashing down computer, only to something different to happen: the boy love interest showing up in a distorted screen, speaking to *me* with audio and text. I don't remember all the words, but I remember the last ones before the computer shutting down:

"Please, consider"

#should I tag this as yandere? #imma tag this as yandere #yandere #I would tag as a dream #but what if it mix with The Dream? #y'know #minecraft one #lol #this is a real thing #not a invention or something

[bruceandmary]

Saw Patrol.

SAW. PATROL.

#saw x #paw patrol #saw patrol #i'm done #barbenheimer #this is a real thing #i never thought i'd tag saw on this blog

[let-robots-dream]

You all don’t even understand how many times I’ve heard about the fabled green flash of sunrise and sunset over the ocean lol

#Oxenfree 2 #Oxenfree spoilers #lost signals spoilers #this is a real thing #my dad used to work on a ship and the the amount of times I’ve heard the tale of the green flash

[gelato444]

about to try the dolce and gabbana pasta lol

#this is a real thing

[neekrobite]

Sad that we lìve in a society that doesn't let vampires have their bottled drink (blood bag) while in a bike race:pensive:

#this is a real thing #your out of a bike race if they find a bloodbag with you

[should-be-studying-not-shipping]

One of the MANY perks of being a teacher is being to justify my media consumption with a straight face.

"I find it helpful to be familiar with the characters and interests of my students. It helps foster connection, build trust, and gives my students at least one topic they can talk to me about."

#it's for the classroom #it prompts speech #they're icebreakers #currently blasting Elena of Avalor soundtrack #this is a real thing #by the way #3/4 year olds stepping foot in the classroom for the first time are #SHY #little creatures #ao ice breakers are essential #and naming the Paw Patrol characters on their shirt is a winner #or in class discussions understanding in an attempt at verbal speech in a non-native language a reference to a Sofia the First episode? #so helpful #anyways #(also how I justify many of my novelty earrings. #I say #as I click 'add to cart') #teacher hack

[tadfools]

#leme snag one of my favorite things I made for da2 and recycle it real quick #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #baldur’s gate iii #bg3 memes #astarion #karlach #shadowheart #lae’zel #wyll ravengard #gale dekarios #wyll bg3 #gale bg3 #astarion ancunin #karlach cliffgate #gale of waterdeep