#this is a shitpost so don't take it seriously

[genericpuff]

when were y'all gonna tell me about persephone, the poodle webkinz who runs a shop that's pretty much exclusively for rich people-

i need to make it clear that the irony here is not lost on me LOL

what's even better is the comment section which is a mixed bag of praise and "fuck you persephone for hating poor people" criticisms and again, thE IRONY SHOULD NOT BE LOST ON US HERE-

this has literally nothing to do with LO and yet it makes me laugh so fucking hard to see a whole ass other niche and specific fandom embroiled in criticism regarding a pink depiction of persephone who they deem to be a snobby diva

d-

do you think-

do you think this is what rachel's been referencing the whole time when she keeps having the male characters in LO brag about persephone's pedigree-

#never expected the antiLO community to have a crossover episode with the webkinz community fr #i support you webkinz persephone haters #you may have won the battle but the war wages on #btw in case anyone can't see the obvious here this is a shitpost purely for gags #like this literally has zero to do with lore olympus so please don't take an ounce of it seriously #i know i shouldn't have to say that but i just know i'm gonna get messages in my inbox over this LOL #it's hilarious that persephone is a lightning rod for snobby diva girl characterizations like this #they really do just keep making her pink and mean #this is officially the dumbest thing i've ever posted fr #out of everything i'm going to hell for this is up there as the worst LMAO

[thatswhatsushesaid]

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#hot take: i don't think he wanted to assassinate wrh #i mean i believe he always intended to do it and never seriously entertained thoughts of defecting #but meng yao received both respect and dignity from the gentry so rarely #and wrh treated him with both #like yes he was a megalomaniac and also a tyrant and he needed to be eliminated #but i don't think meng yao felt good about doing it #mdzs shitposting #meng yao #jin guangyao #wen ruohan

[vergil-losing-archive]

We live in a society, or something like that idk.(maid Dante from here)

#vergy knows what it's like to be a girl with mother issues #this thing is just a parody of those memes I see around so don't take it too seriously #devil may shitpost #vergy+

[chocolix76]

I have a serious and totally legitimate theory for who built Eclipse.

So you see, Evil Sun followed Moon out of his dimension and input his AI into Sun so that Sun is now sharing a headspace with Evil Sun as well (just like back in the day with Eclipse).

Evil Sun wanted to frame either Sun or Moon with the creation of Eclipse, so he took over Sun's body to rebuild him, leaving Sun with no memory that it ever happened.

My sources you may ask?

It came to me in a dream last night

#this is a shitpost theory please don't take me seriously #I had It in a dream last night and I thought it was interesting #It COULD happen but the chances are so so small #So enjoy my silly little shitpost theory #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #sun and moon show

[existennialmemes]

Listen Kids, you think you're sick of a meme because you've seen it a dozen times?

Back in My Day™

you couldn't go five minutes without seeing or hearing a reference to the Dick in a Box video. And not just online. It was everywhere.

You'd walk into a store and you'd hear it playing over the speakers. You'd get on a bus and the driver would start singing it.

You'd approach your computer and BAM there was the box, and we all know what's inside.

#shitpost #shitposting #dick in a box #satire #I'm exaggerating so much in every direction #please don't take me seriously and get mad #I do feel like it was Everywhere All The Time for a while though #Is that just me? Anybody else from the Dick in a Box Universe? #I don't literally just mean kids or people younger than me #I'm using Kids™ sarcastically #just wanna clarify that #once again so no one yells at me 😎👉👉

[laceratedlamiaceae]

Izzy was actually right to yell at Ed in episode ten because Ed was exploiting his power as captain to force his employees to do the emotional labor of pretending to care about his breakup. Izzy was just being a good comrade and standing up for the crew's rights like the socialist icon he is.

#i feel like i shouldn't have to say that this is a joke but i know how people on this website get so #this is a joke please don't take it seriously #an actual marxist analysis of ofmd in regards to stede and ed's treatment of their crews would be really interesting though #our flag means death #ofmd #izzy hands #edward teach #shitpost

[gliyerabaa]

shit post time

she ____ on my _____ til I _____ (wicked version)

(yoinking this idea from @entrailseer cause i have ideas but i didnt wanna hijack ur post)

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she old on my dear til i shiz

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she's up to no good on my deed til i 'fiyeeeeerroooooo'

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she wonderful on my wizard til i oz

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and my personal favorite....

she defy on my gravity til I 'aaAAAAaaAAAAA!!'

#look... i have covid and my brain is soup #so i think these are HILARIOUS #shitpost #please don't take this seriously i promise ill have a serious ten page analysis of wicked on your desk by morning boss

[buf309]

He looks kinda familiar...

It’s 5 a.m. here, and my brain decided to wake me up for this bullshit.

When I saw Wheeler, the new spy, I thought “hmmm... have I seen this character design somewhere?” but dismissed it as absurd.

Then, yesterday I saw this post from @cinnamon-guardian​, and squinted, yeah, that eyebrows looks awfully familiar. But Piccolo doesn’t have enough siliar features with Wheeler, I still NOT got it. But the seed has been planted.

And after all the background search around my brain did all night, you know what it spat back out to me just now?

This nonsense.

Well... here is Wheeler.

And here is the guy my brain insisted that was his long-lost twin from a whole different show. Y’all, meet Android 16 from the Dragonball Z.

Ok? And? What do I want to say with this information?

Nothing? That’s all my brain gave me too?

I think I need more sleep 😂 

#spy x family #manga spoilers #this is a shitpost #don't take it seriously #look at what kind of bullshit my brain woke me up for #i'm just so tired

[crepegosette]

dear goodsmile

#if austria and canada can get nendos why can't they >:[ #don't take this seriously im just bored at work lmao #a czech nendo would be nice tho #hetalia #shitpost #they're getting so much merch give them nendos morons

[irrelevantso]

You.

You had hid your secret well until now, even evaded my knowledge.

But it's a secret no longer.

You whore.

#so we’re slutshaming the fruits now? #we know what you are #Pomelo #we know you... FINGERED CITRON #ha fruit joke #shitpost #please don't take this seriously #i love oranges

[geaibleu89]

was talking shit on Discord about the graham cracker and made a joke about he only survived because he's got a fat ass and therefore, he must have bounced quite a few times before finally landing at the bottom of the Canyon 😆

anyway i made a slight change to the quote and put it on a shirt for him 🙌

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fnv #joshua graham #shitpost #don't take this seriously #it's so funny making fun of him

[orange-orchard-system]

Compersion, but your "shared partner" is the front and your "metamour" is your headmate who's enjoying fronting

#systemsillies #this is 100% a shitpost so don't take it seriously #plurality #pluralgang #actuallymultiple #actuallyplural #plural system #apollo.txt #cecil.txt

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

i just realized setrákus is just ra ra rasputin But Evil and it took an inch off the front of my skull

#lorien legacies #setrákus ra #LL tag #shitposting #RA RA RASPUTIN BUILT AN ELDRITCH MINE MACHINE #HE DIDN'T QUIT THEY WANTED HIS HEAD #i don't have words to describe how i feel about this knowledge #especially given that i made the connection via realizing that most of the first series' cast would legitimately find it deeply triggering #like my brain immediately went into taking-it-seriously mode because god that would suck so much #and from there it occurred to me that given the world events five years beforehand the meme would have VERY different #themes and connotations; and reactions from society at large; if it got popular at all #but also. oh my god. #oh my god? #[spongebob 'that's fcking hilarious/that's horrible' meme] #people being triggered by it isn't funny but the fact that it's fcking ra ra rasputin. and it FITS #to the point where it would have significant and serious individual and cultural impact #i don't know how i am ever going to recover from this

[kaiidos]

there is a distressing lack of fanfiction for classic literature. please let me uwu-ize and babygirl the characters in my English assignments so I can find a reason to keep living

#is it so much to ask #i just want gay fanfiction for shit like one flew over the cuckoo's nest #i mean #harding is CLEARLY queer-coded okay #you can't tell me that a closet fanfic of him hiding from the nurse wouldn't be both fantastic and kind of on the nose right #please note that i am somewhat joking #I swear #I promise I'm not this disturbed #fanfic #fanfiction #classic literature #classic #writing #books #books and libraries #reading #for your consideration #shitpost #please don't take me seriously #one flew over the cuckoo's nest #gay #queer #lgbtq #lgbtqia #gay fanfiction #stupid humor #how many tags is too many tags #what am i doing with my life #english #language arts

[transingthoseformers]

I've thought about this a lot but often I find that you'll find interesting and amazing worldbuilding in pieces of media that just... won't focus on it at all. I've read a few romance novels (I was getting desperate for what books to read at school) that had so many fun worldbuilding implications but nooooo the relationship drama was what mattered more (which is okay if you like those, it's just not my cup of tea) This happens in fanfiction too. The example that inspired this post gave so many interesting tidbits about how the autobots and Decepticons might differ culturally speaking (and even how the high commands have cool differences from their subordinates) but the fic was dark as hell and so... so much smut. Smut is great and all but I'd've loved to have learned more about how the factions have very different approaches to 'facing.

#shitpost #... kind of #maccadam #transformers #fanfiction #my beef with the sookie stackhouse books is 100% for both petty reasons and irrational ones #don't take it too seriously #i had so many questions about how modern vampires integrated into human society and how weres did too #and how their ''coming out''s to the wider human society differed and had way different responses #i picked up one of the books by accident and didn't expect my egg donor to get giddy and plop the entire series into my lap #you're getting petty riot RN

[yoshidatommy]

Why Jason is Jotaro Kujo from JJBA Part 3:

1)same initials (J.K.)

2)both always wear caps

3)both are "jerk with a heart of gold" type

4)in both cases they fight with and then befriend (🌞🌞🌞) a nicer guy in green

5)also both deal with vampires

#house of ashes #jason kolchek #i'm just shitposting #so don't take this seriously #Bonus: if the headcanon about Joe from “Man of Medan” being Jason's grandfather is true it also means having grandpas named Joseph