Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?
Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene
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being a lesbian is so dumb. this girl once sent me a photo of a rat she found in a dumpster and i imagined kissing her in a botanical garden
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"i wish for grievous bodily harm to be inflicted upon him" is the highest honor i can bestow upon a fictional man
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The only reason why transphobes always ask “what is a woman” instead of “what is a man” is because we all know that a man is a featherless biped.
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I hear California wants to drop gender markers from photo IDs but due to federal laws they have to have something, so their brilliant idea is that they'll still have the "Gender: " field but you can put any letter there.
So if you want M/F for the legacy genders, you can, but you can also do X for non-binary, or any other (latin) letter.
like "Gender: K" or "Gender: Q" or "Gender: V"
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"Zuko would take a lightning for anyone–"
But it was Katara that he chose to invite.
"Zuko would take a lightning for anyone–"
But Azula knew to aim at Katara.
"Zuko would take a lightning for anyone–"
But the scene was romamtically coded.
"Zuko would take a lightning for anyone–"
But Katara needed to get to heal him.
"Zuko would take a lightning for anyone–"
But it was Katara who was with him in season finales.
"Zuko would take a lightning for anyone–"
But he needed to choose Katara over Azula.
"Zuko would take a lightning for anyone–"
But Shu needed to survive in this life.
"Zuko would take a lightning for anyone–"
But the writers deliberately chose Katara.
Inspired by @captain-konami-code 's "They were enemies"
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My mom's other favorite line was "Who wants to get slapped first?"
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Where is the 'Harrow ALSO being an annoying girlfriend' content
ft. @ghostsessioned 's harrow
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Narilamb is either
“You destroy me. You complete me. You betrayed me, yet I can’t let you go. You won, I won’t fight you anymore. I can’t stop fighting you. I love you. I will never stop loving you.”
Or
*Narinder hisses and bunts the lamb and runs away before they can realize he scent marked them. He trips and falls in the mud. The Lamb laughs.*
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