#this is a whole thing omg

[homoshoebill]

ONE SENSEI LIKED THE SANS REIGEN DRAWING ???3)37:$

#i was laughing my ASS OFF omg what the hell is any of this #mob psycho 100 #undertale #the fact that he hasnt liked anything since that weird twitter glitch in the likes tab over a year ago… #this whole thing will never not be funny to me #shoe.txt

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 131

Okay, so first of all Dan would like to say it’s not his fault. Ellie was the one to bring some unknown object into the speeder and Jazz was the one driving. Or had Sam been driving- didn’t matter! It wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t the one shooting at them, he wasn’t the one to break whatever, he was not the one to open a stupid portal, and so it wasn’t his fault! 

So why is he now like, five years old, and why is the speeder crashed in some sort of corn field. Why is everyone- except for Jazz whose now like six- also like three at most?! And- oh fuck the door just opened and… okay that’s a kid. Like, nine at most. 

A kid and an adult, who he hadn’t noticed at first so again, it’s not his fault if he hissed at them and tried to hide his not-siblings behind him. It’s also not fair they’re apparently stuck to ghost speak for who knows how long, but at least they can understand the people. 

“Martha, get some blankets, it’s happened again!” 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #What is up with the Kents cornfield that a spaceship with alien children has crashed there twice #Clark: Omg am I an older brother now?? What does an older brother do?? #He's going to be so excited when the kids start flying too #Clark: I have eight whole siblings now! #The Kents will end up the most experienced couple in raising superpowered children #Clark: This is Jazz and Dan and Tucker and Danny and Sam and Valerie and Ellie and I love them #The Kents now have two ships hidden on their property lol #and a green glowing dog of some sort that came with one group #the phamily actually get to be kids and don't Have to be vigilantes or are parentified or anything and it's... actually kind of nice #It's peaceful #Ellie definitely doesn't hide the fact she's a clone #They're very limited when re-learning how to talk human language again #so they say some rather concerning things without giving any context for it #not that it isn't concerning even with context anyway lol #Ma and Pa kent nearly cry when they hesitantly ask if their names can be kent too #Clark cries when he goes to metropolis because the kids all cling and try to get him to stay

[inkskinned]

so one time i got bit by a brown recluse which is one of the only types of spider in my area that's actually dangerous and at first i didn't know what had happened to me, only that it was nasty. the swelling wasn't going down and the wound started to get ugly. i don't want to like get into the details because that's gross but it got to the point 2 weeks later that i was worried enough to go to the doctor, which i hate doing.

i am not afraid of spiders but other people are so i'd been covering it with this big ole square bandage (i needed more landscape coverage than a simple bandaid) and sat in the university medical waiting room, kicking my heels and playing BOTW. the nurse who admitted me was like, oh, we have got to get Tom to cover this one. she wrote spider bite under my ticket.

i waited in the near-empty building for like an hour and then nurse tom shows up in spiderman scrubs, out of breath. "sorry," he says, "i saw - your slip - and I had," he heaves in a breath, "to run home and. get. these scrubs. i literally. ran. felt like a job. for. spiderman."

i laugh. he puts his hands on his knees, thumbs-ups at me. fishes a pamphlet out from under his clipboard that basically says spiders can be scary but you don't need to be scared, there's very few dangerous spiders in new england. "honestly," he wheezes, "we probably don't need to get you into an exam room. just..." he waves his hand at the pamphlet, "read that."

i look down at my arm. then back at him in his scrubs. and then down at my arm. i like that he made an effort to make a joke, but now it does not feel like a good joke, because they are mistaking my calm for a lack of injury. "can i. like. at least show you the bite?"

he gives me kind of a weird look, which is fair, but then says. "if. i mean, if you have to."

i peel the bandage off. his face goes green.

"oh," he says.

"yeah, man."

"a... spider bit you?" his voice is high and tight and trembling. he backs up a few steps.

"i think a brown recluse," i offer. "i know it's nasty, sorry."

"excuse me for a moment." he looks over to the administering nurse on the other side of the small room. "i need to find someone else to take care of you."

the administering nurse smiles over to us with a degree of pleasure that is almost salivating. for a moment, like a window opening, i am briefly aware of what must be a psychic message floating amongst the in-between. her jaguar teeth all say this is like a party for me and i know exactly what i'm doing.

"oh no, tom," she says, grinning. "i gave her to you specifically."

#this is a real thing that happened #i then waited in an exam room for another hour until a doctor was similarly dismissive until he saw it #and then just gave me antibacterial cream which didn't help the swelling lol #it went away on its own like 4 weeks later #but that's like not the fun part of this story #i was just like. suddenly in the middle of someone else's work drama and GIRL #btw found this extremely funny #edit in the tags: oh ! i thought they were native to NE !!! ???? omg #i mean a real doctor really saw the wound and said ''brown recluse'' so i assumed he was right i never googled it #i lived on a mattress on the floor in a house of people who were always travelling #so like i guess it could have been ANY spider??? #omg..... #the way this rocked my whole world

[zu-is-here]

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#zu art #comic #post dark cream #dream!sans #cross!sans #ink!sans #aim!sans #undertale #undertale au #utmv #they did it guys!! a whole year later we're finally here :'D #NO Ink that's not the right way to lift a child up >:'0 #(​baby boi's just like a kitten who was picked up by the scruff ;w;) #god I tried SO many expressions for Ink until drawing just what I wanted \(//∇//)\ #*strangles him* (affectionate) <3 #*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･''･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* #15!! THOUSANDS!! of you guys omg... \(//∇//)\☆ #it feels like I wrote the 10K post just yesterday?? :'D #our party's gettin bigger— #to each of you reading this: thank you so much for supporting me and enjoying things together╰(*´︶`*)╯♡ #let's have more fun! ;D #UPD fixed cause there was no!! string!! for Dream's bow xd

[thewingedwolf]

the arryn line has died out so many times they always have a backup line ready to be the next arryn, these bitches are just sooooo bad at living. everyone’s always picking on the starks for getting nearly wiped out but damn ned & cat really hunkered down and repopulated the hell out of the family tree, like the starklings aren’t doing that bad, meanwhile you just like, sneeze too hard in the direction of the eyrie and the whole arryn line is on the brink of extinction, but it’s okay, they follow strict osha guidelines in the vale and they have a protocol for this very common scenario

#it was like 3 separate times in the history PLUS harry harding where the narrator is like ‘yeah they had to just this random cousin out #their ass because the whole line died. all the sons And the daughters And the dad had no siblings’ LIKE WHY ARE THEY INCAPABLE OF KEEPING IT #GOING OMG #rani liveblogs asoiaf #house arryn #i am waiting for my fire & blood hold to come in 💀💀 i made little notes when i was listening to the targs section about things that #interested me or that i thought could be involved in plot/prophecy stuff so i listen harder for certain stuff during fire & blood #then it’s dunk & egg. i’ve been listening to a clash of kings between all this it’s just that the series are audiobooks i own & the #other things are ones i checked out so i have to listen to those Now. esp fire & blood that hold list was so long 😭😭 but audiobooks are #expensive i can only get so many!!!! #a song of ice and fire

[seungs]

stray kids - sherlock cover (orig. shinee)

#fuck it . whole stage . #omg like 2 mins in when jeongin goes to center and then does his part he's sooo cool i love seeing him and also hearing him . #also seungsung too . enjoyed them a lot . #i miss when they did more proper covers of things its nice to see them cover non skz songs but also without remixing them to make it skiz-y #which like . nothing wrong w wanting to remix but i think it's just fun and new to see them do something dif w random covers #up

[literalsunhobi]

#it took me 1h30 to watch the whole thing omg #the au is already written #yoongi #jimin #taemin #miniminimini

[hiveswap]

The claim that platonic male friendships don't exist in media due to shipping is so stupid. Most guys interacting is still just regular non-romantic bro stuff. It is only like one out of 20 fictional relationships that you get something utterly insane like "I loved him and he asked me for one last thing. And I did it because I loved him." Or "For everything you did to keep me alive this long, you may slay me" or

#no these two quotes arent related but both pairs are deeply fucked up individuals #so if you know context: #just to be clear i do not endorse the rest of the that run but that quote hit me far too hard. the one valid thing in the whole series omg.

[kamydrawstuffs]

(Comic) YGOTAS-Marik Plays "Bloodlines" Made this comic for the Little Kuriboh Tribute Zine for his Birthday!

Wanted to make this iconic thiefshipping moment from his Let's Plays series. This is how I pictured Marik in this one scene XD Go check the full zine right here!

#ygotas #ygo #marik #bakura #thiefshipping #littlekuriboh #omg how long has it been since I made a fully YGOTAS-only short? #My comics ended up being their own little thing as it went on but YGOTAS has been a major influence on it #That and my whole work as a comic artist ;u;

[il-predestinato]

"Max, what are your [summer] plans?"

🎥: post-race press conference (Spa 2023)

#max verstappen #charles leclerc #lestappen #f1 #* #f1edit #my edit #spa 2023 #belgian gp 2023 #charles: OMG STOP EXPOSING US #way to go max... that was the last question and the press con was 4 min shorter than usual #they had to shut the whole thing down #wrist exercises huh? #fave

[alspezz]

MSBY4 LETS GO

#haikyuu #msby #msby4 #when your whole crew dont know a damn thing #my bestest buds #artists on tumblr #illustration #art #fanart #haikyuu spoilers #hm? #omg please click for quality good lird

[lqvesoph]

landonorris snow days ⛄️

#the whole post SCREAMS boyfriend omg #the things this man does to me #lando norris #f1 #mclaren #ln4 #quadrant #max fewtrell #nortrell #formula 1 #f1 winter break #martin garrix

[hitorimaron]

Inspired by Time Signature by @letteredlettered

#letteredlettered #wangxian #mdzs fanart #tlc fanart #lan zhan x wei ying #fic rec #MY ARTSIES #omg so i started reading this one when there was only one chapter up okay #i never do that #BUT THIS #this is everything okay #like the summary gives you one thing #but the fic gives you... well what the summary promises of course #but more importantly #it gives you deep longing + golden sunshine + musical ascension #that's what the fic is really about ok #it's pure art #i was crying + shaking + on my knees the whole time #what an experience #god tier writing

[emblazons]

♫ turn around, look at what you see ♫

Mike Wheeler & Will Byers in S04E05 - The Nina Project + Mike in his "babe you can't keep breaking into song" era

#byler #a BOLD decision from the guy who wanted to sing instead of makeout but. he's still struggling with the urge to conform so I forgive him lol #also this was supposed to be a whole scene but mike's face the second will started singing make me lol so hard I did this #also?? the way will looks at Mike in the first gif omg #mike wheeler #will byers #my gifs #byleredit #bylerdaily #dailystrangerthings #strangerthingsedit #strangersource #tvstrangerthings #strangerthingscentral #tuserrae #stranger things #the me tag #tuseremilia #userelz #tusermaddy

[kingkatsuki]

You know Bakugou has an entire collection of All Might figures, but imagine the first time as a Pro-Hero that he sees one of himself. Maybe it’s in an arcade or a shop window, and he just knows he has to have it.

So he ends up bringing it home and placing it beside his favourite hero on his All Might shelf, because it’s a sign he’s finally achieving his dreams.

#I’m sobbing #like maybe he does have other heroes figures too #but he’s got an ENTIRE shelf dedicated to all might #because that’s his real hero #and so when he sees a figure of himself it’s like he gets emotional??? #and then he starts thinking about all the kids who will be looking up to HIM? and will be buying/winning his figured #and they might have a whole wall of Dynamight figures like he has for All Might #omg but he thinks you’re SUCH a dork when you come home with your own Dynamight figure all excited #like you don’t have the real fucking thing in front of you right now #maybe you’re a little tipsy and you saw it in an arcade machine and knew you had to win it #so you carry it proudly on the train home when you do😭😂

[0alix0]

i said, i did

better quality under the cut

#tenebrae #valkorion #pureblood sith #swtor #star wars the old republic #art #digital art #ukrainian art #украрт #укртумбочка #арткозацтво #shitpost #sith pureblood #i've been WAITING for an excuse to draw shoes with fish tanks #the whole thing took me only a week omg!