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Dream SMP Recap (March 23/2021) - Ponk and the Keycards
Things start to go wrong when Ponk finds some of Sam’s Warden keycards lying around in a chest and decides to take one. Sam doesn’t take this lightly.
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VOD LINKS:
Ponk
Foolish
HBomb94
Nihachu
Tommy
Ranboo
Captain Puffy
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- Ponk goes over to Snowchester to take some lapis and visit Michael.
- He goes to the spider spawner to enchant and meets HBomb in a catmaid skin there.
- HBomb is planning on making a catmaid cafe.
- Ponk warns H that Niki is becoming a communist.
- He leads H down into the Egg Room, saying he can teach H to become a capitalist. 
- They then do a photoshoot. They go to the bench.
- H leaves and Ponk plans to build his likeness on the server. He finds Sam’s wool farm and is concerned. He visits Sam’s house and takes some supplies.
- Ponk walks back out, thinking there’s not much to take, and checks a double chest outside.
Inside are several books:
Quackity [by Quackity]
Quackity [by Quackity]
Quackity [by Quackity]
Questionare [by Dream]
WARDEN ACCESS [12 copies]
- Ponk takes one of the copies of WARDEN ACCESS.
- Back at the spider spawner, Ponk sees Sam log on. Ponk plays it cool.
- He goes to find Pogtopia and accidentally wanders into the gym
- He gets to Pogtopia and gets sand
- Ponk meets Sam at the Community House. H and Niki arrive and Sam gets autotuned.
- Sam logs off and Jack logs on. Ponk speaks with him about being part of a top secret mission
- Ponk shows Niki and HBomb the keycard and asks if they want to test it
- Sam logs on and Ponk immediately logs off
- Niki and H leave to discuss one on one, leaving Ponk to speak with Jack. He points out how Jack doesn’t like Tommy and wants to kill him.
- Niki tells Ponk they have only one minute until Sam kills them, and if they lose a life because of Ponk, they’ll come for him
- Ponk logs in and tries to run, but Sam kills him in a single shot. This death is declared canon.
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CANON DEATH: PONK
Cause: Slain by the Warden
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- Ponk respawns and hurries through the Nether to Sam’s base, but when he gets there Sam kills him instantly again. This one isn’t canon.
- Sam says the keycard was actually an old one. Ponk died for nothing.
- Ponk enters the Nether Hub again and meets Sam face to face.
Sam: You will die before me.
Sam: I can fight everyone who is online.
Sam: at the same time.
Sam: Stop this at once.
- Ponk asks Foolish to use his lightning powers to help get rid of Sam, but Foolish doesn’t. Meanwhile, HBomb is at the prison entrance.
- Ponk exits the Nether and runs back to the Prime Path. He tells them he feels weaker already. Sam follows him.
Sam: Everyone is about to die.
Sam: Everyone.
- Ponk tells Niki and H to press the button at the prison entrance on his mark. Sam kills him again and sends Ponk back to the Community House. He tells Niki and H to press the button, that it will send him there and then they will die.
- Foolish presses the button while Ponk races through the Nether again.
- Ponk makes it to Sam’s base. Sam tells Foolish he’s about to die, but Foolish says he is Sam.
- Ponk grabs the other eleven WARDEN ACCESS copies as Sam kills Foolish in one shot.
- Antfrost joins the game. Sam tells him it’s time to defend the prison, and that Ant is free to kill anyone near the prison.
- Ponk starts heading back to the Vault. He tells Niki and HBomb that Pandora’s Vault is a for-profit prison that must hold plenty of riches.
- Ponk makes it to the Vault. Sam tells him his items are forfeit, and if he does not give up the other keycards, Ponk is about to become a ghost.
- Ponk pearls away. He has an idea to head to Church Prime. They wouldn’t cross DreamXD.
- Ponk will carry this on tomorrow. It’s a cliffhanger for now, as he logs off in the Holy Land.
- HBomb and Niki continue to work on their cafe.
- Tommy, Ranboo, Tubbo and Techno briefly play on the server using proximity chat!
- Later, after checking up on Michael and the mansion, Ranboo spots Sam building something near the prison, wondering what it is
- Sam tells Ranboo about what happened earlier with Ponk. 
Sam: “He slept in this bed, so...I’m building Hell for him.”
- Tomorrow, Sam will find Ponk and murder him, and Ponk will respawn in the box Sam is building.
- Sam presses a button and shows Ranboo lava flowing into the cell.
Sam: “This will be his existence. He will burn to death until he gives them to me.”
- He’s making “the worst place one could ever respawn.”
Ranboo: “So you’re just gonna keep on burning him, over and over again?”
Sam: “Pretty much, until he pleads for me to stop and agrees to give me the books. And then if he doesn’t give me the books, I’ll just keep doing it.”
- Ranboo asks if this is the best way to go about it, if Sam can just make new keycards. Sam tells him there already are new keycards, Ponk stole old ones. There’s nothing Ponk can do with them, Sam doesn’t like the fact that he stole and was planning to infiltrate.
- Sam tells Ranboo not to tell Ponk.
Sam: “So I’m gonna build it in completely, so he won’t even know where he’s at. He’s just gonna know that he’s...he’s stuck with me. Forever. Until he gives me the keycards...This will be our existence until he gives them up.
Ranboo: “You’re very good at building...um...things that are meant for pain sometimes. That’s good, good for you.”
Sam: “I’ve had a lot of practice with the prison, you know?”
Ranboo: “Yeah, nice, you’re basically just making another prison. But like, smaller.”
Sam: “Yeah, much smaller scale though. I almost had to kill a lot of people today.”
- Sam asks if there are any other good things he could do to torture Ponk into giving him the books. Ranboo says no one likes poison.
Sam: “That’s true, I could just poison him...forever. And he could eat rotten flesh, maybe beat him to death with my hands...punch him to death...he’d probably give them up pretty quick if I was doing all that. I think this will do for now, though. We’ll see. If he’s hesitant, then I’ll uh...I’ll make it count for sure, don’t you worry.”
- After talking a bit about the mansion, Ranboo backs out slowly.
Ranboo: “Okay, have fun, have fun...doing that.”
Sam: “Oh, I will.”
- Ranboo leaves, telling chat he will not let Sam anywhere near his house ever. 
Ranboo: “Yeah, of course he’s gonna...y’know, torture someone. ‘Cause you know! The best trait in a prison warden is how much they’re willing to torture someone! That’s for sure!” 
(He presses the monkaS button)
- Ranboo returns to Snowchester. He’s very scared of Sam.
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Upcoming Events:
- The Red Banquet
- Quackity’s business opening
- Quackity’s next lore stream
- Eret’s lore stream
- Tubbo’s lore stream
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