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letsmcfreackingloseit · 5 months

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So yes I have OF COURSE read @naffeclipse new fic Apex Polarity and yes, I AM OBSESSED!

So I decided to make a little comic of how I think their "first encounter" might have looked like from Eclipse's perspective.

I can't help but think about how alien and scary we most look to him (especially if there is a history of fasco hunting polar sirens in the past). With all that gear we look like emotionless beings, just observing and uncaring of this ice world. But then when y/n shows up and probably exudes this joy and wonder for his world + shows respect for the creatures and the environment??? Mmh yeah, I can see Eclipse falling for y/n, especially considering how alone he might be...

So yes, that's what I have for today! If you want to read the fic I'll link it right here. I can't recommend it enough, but as always, read the tags so you know what you're getting into! And lastly I also want to @themeeplord beacuse Eclipse's design is basically their design in my style (god I love their design so much, their character/creature designs are the BEST) so all the credit goes to them! Polar!Y/N is my design thou! ;P

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go read the two latest chapters-

YIPPEE!!!

#apex polarity #orca!eclipse #polar y/n #dca #dca fandom #I am once again plagued by the terrible ramble disease #but I got thoughts and I wanna share them >:/#so here are some more:#when I say the humans look alien I mean Grey alien level alien #Emotionless face? Check. Big empty eyes? Check. Studying and probing the inhabitants? Check. Possibly abducts inhabitants? Check #or mad scientist vibe #imagine professor Membrane from Invader Zim while he's saying 'I know better know' <- that kind of vibe #ok- one last thought!#as you can see- I decided to go full out and try coloring and stuff!#and one of the reasons why I decided to do that is because I'm not well practised in those departments- but I want to get better at them!#so if you think this looks like a hot mess- it's because they are XD #but with all this considered- I think I did pretty well!#So I hope you enjoyed it! XD #Now I'm giving all of you who's read ALL OF THIS a giant gold star #because wow- you're dedication and focus is absolutely INSANE and I appreciate you taking the time to read this #NOW GO AND BE FREE MY FRIEND!!!

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gunsatthaphan · 22 days

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the incident // the aftermath

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langernameohnebedeutung · 3 days

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The thing is, I really hope the new Deadpool isn't just going to be 2 hours of talking the XMCU to shit because as much as a mess as it was, it deserves a better swansong than that - but tbh, with all the characters they brought back and the call-backs, I feel like it's going to be as much a roast as a loving hommage and I think I'm genuinely going to enjoy that

#farewell you hot mess of a franchise #fandom #deadpool and wolverine #the whole 'this wolverine let the world down' stuff had me a little worried #but all the characters they're bringing back? hello!!#the bar scene!!!

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kaladinkholins · 3 months

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"why would you ship mizu and taigen together they're sooooo toxic ugh taigen is AWFUL and mizu should be with ME instead!!!"

of course they're toxic they're both deranged and terrible and that's why they're perfect for each other.

cuz like omg you think mizu would treat you well? mizu would abandon you. look at how she left ringo multiple times. ringo who treats her so well and is nothing but patient and caring and loyal. if you are insecure she will laugh at you because she has no social tact. look at how mikio said "it's a stupid dream" talking about his ambitions of regaining his honour and mizu straight up chuckles and tells him he's right because it IS a stupid dream. and at this point their relationship was cordial and she was even warming up to him!

like. arguably, taigen would be a better romantic partner (per the ideals of his time and culture of course), or at least he would be on paper. cuz i mean as a husband, as he is now, i think he'd be awful. but i'm talking about if you and him were dating or courting or just seeing each other romantically, he would be good to you. like we saw how he behaved with akemi and he was nothing but sweet and gentle. the very reason akemi wanted to marry him so bad was because she KNOWS without a doubt that he respects women and would treat her well. "oh but he cheated on her with the prostitutes while celebrating his engagement!" yeah but per the norms of the time and place, it was not considered cheating and akemi (as well as any wife or romantic partner of that period) would not have minded or even cared.

and yes taigen IS an asshole and he IS obnoxious but come on. so is mizu, if she is allowed to act like herself around you. mizu will tease you and mock you and challenge you and even poke at your insecurities (see:her goading mikio on even though he clearly did not view her teasing as light-hearted banter and took it all very personally). she would tell you to your face if she thinks you're being annoying (see:mizu rolling her eyes and telling akemi to straight up just "shut up" when she'd believed mizu had killed taigen).

mizu is not merely a hot and talented badass with a sword and the insane hyperfocus on her desire for revenge which literally drives her to withstand like, extreme amounts of damage and survive it. mizu is also flawed and the show does a good job at showcasing this, and showing us that she's not merely a victim but also a multilayered person. we see throughout that mizu is blunt and sarcastic and prideful.

oh what's that? oh right, very similar to taigen, who is also hot and talented with a sword and with insane hyperfocus on his desire to duel mizu and regain his honour. taigen who is also flawed (though, arguably, more so) as he is blunt and sarcastic and prideful.

the only thing that sets mizu and taigen apart is the fact that taigen is a man and is not mixed race, which thus affects their positions in society and how people perceive them. these are external factors. taigen being a boy who is not blue-eyed allowed him to easily mingle with the other kids in the village, all of whom were similarly fed the same prejudiced values which led them to gang up against mizu and bully her.

but take all that away. strip them down to the bare essentials. suddenly it's like they are the same person copy and pasted.

and that's what makes them even more interesting. yes absolutely they would be toxic. whatever souls are made of, mizu's and taigen's are the same (derogatory). and we literally see them fight all the time!!!! but the thing is they are both deranged when it comes to this.

do you get me. they both literally get turned on by sparring. mizu's whole spar with mikio was her way of flirting. just look at how she smirked at him and said "unsheathe it" like it's clear that this is an innuendo of not just unsheathing his weapon but also what's in his pants. then during the chopsticks fight with taigen in the snow, despite mizu literally being injured and taigen trying to attack her, mizu gets attracted to him. meanwhile taigen got a boner after wrestling with her in the forge.

taigen goes around saying he wants to kill mizu to regain his honour but he still literally risks life and limb for her constantly. mizu gives ringo stomach ulcers by going around flinging herself into near-death situations 24/7. she ups and leaves her beloved swordfather with barely a goodbye twice to pursue her batshit far-fetched quest for revenge (against people she doesn't even KNOW btw because she literally starts off with practically No Leads and not even knowing the NAMES of the white men who are her maybe-fathers).

these bitches are crazy and you know what good for them. that shit needs to be contained and quarantined though and that's why in that sense they would be good together.

i want to put them both in a jar and shake it very hard and see what happens. personally i think they will argue and insult each other while working perfectly in sync with each other to break out of the jar and then proceed to kill me and make out sloppy style over my dead body while they're both covered in blood.

like that's it that's the dynamic. send post.

#this is written half in jest btw dont take it too seriously. ppl can dislike what they want and ship x reader if they like #what annoys me is just when ppl are being rude about other ppl's ships like. unprovoked. like girl....#taimizu #taigen x mizu #mizu x taigen #blue eye samurai #im active on twitter again and the algorithm keeps putting bad takes on my tl against my will !!!#also yes i am aware im saying all this while writinf a tender yearning-filled slowburn fic of them #bcs i DO want them to be gentle. definitely i do. but that comes muuuuuuch later after they both wear each other's edges down ykwim #bcs if they get together any time soon they will literally be a flaming hot mess #sexy hot mess tho #but a mess nonetheless #they have the range! love them for that #fandom.rtf #shut up haydar #wank.mp3 #kinda #might delete later

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emeraldoodles · 3 months

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Sometimes you use too much psychic powers and accidentally break a rib or two. It's ok, Reigen is the epiphany of *slaps roof of car* "This baby can fit so much physical trauma."

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arataka #serizawa kastuya #serirei #comic #sketches #psychic powers #Don't worry Reigen I also think Hot mess Serizawa is hot #please enjoy the first art I've been able to create since having fever brain for several weeks #this seriously started as just a study of fencing poses #And then a study on Serizawa's powers #And then I added color and it all went downhill #I'm seriously curious if anyone read all of Serizawa's thoughts

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bakubunny · 4 months

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a/n: more stalker!aizawa. this may be the final part. hope you enjoy.

tw: f!reader, stalking, yandere behavior, masturbation, panty sniffing, panty snatching, sex toys

today, we’re revisiting stalker!aizawa who made it a habit to huff your dirty panties and jack off in your room after you left for work, but lately even that wasn’t enough. he felt as though - no, he knew - he was going insane. shota knew that he’d gone way too far into the deep end as he couldn’t help but groan too loudly with your scent under his nose. his hips bucked as he started to thrust into his fist, eyes fluttering shut, wishing that you were there to be stretched out by his cock.

✧:･ﾟ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ･ﾟ✧

it had been five months since you moved to this new neighborhood, and at some point, something started to feel off. you couldn’t put your finger on it, but something felt different here, in this home. you chalked it up to the old age of the house, the different creaks and shifting noises at night that made you lock the windows and shut the curtains tight. you stopped using the little balcony out back to read or catch up on emails no matter how nice the weather became. but there were other aspects that didn’t add up, ones that made you question your sanity.

some days you were sure books on the shelves in your living room had been shifted or decor had been slightly offset. the mail was stacked ever so slightly more neatly than you’d left it. things you were looking for were usually where you expected them to be, but not always. you could have sworn you’d left the recycling full last night, intending to take it out in the morning. and the coffee creamer in the fridge had been almost empty, hadn’t it?… it was at the top of your alexa shopping list, you’d just added it yesterday. your keys were hanging by the door where you usually left them, though you were sure you’d dropped them on your dresser in a rush to get to bed.

then, items slowly started going missing; first, it was a pair of panties you thought you’d left in the laundry hamper. next, it was a sock without a matching pair, that cheap hairbrush you kept as a backup, and a photo you could have sworn you’d hung up. your nearly empty body lotion - your favorite scent - and a tube of chapstick you left in the same place every morning.

the only escape - relief, really - that you found was being at work. even the travel to and from felt daunting, heavy. you could never place why.

✧:･ﾟ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ･ﾟ✧

all of it started innocently right after you’d moved in; you’d invited shota over for dinner once as a thank you for helping you that fated day your moving truck pulled into your driveway. after that, he’d started integrating himself into your life easily enough, running into you at the places you frequented. it was enough to say hello, but not too often to make you suspicious that he was the one making a chill slip down your spine when you were alone.

you’d accepted it readily, the silly, reckless civilian you were, that he wasn’t following you to the library… or the coffee shop… or the grocery store. no, you’d thought he just had things in common with you. you both liked to read in your free time, you enjoyed coffee from the same place, and you just so happened to go to the same grocery store. he’d even walked home with you from the library one day when it was dark out. of course he was safe. he’s a hero after all….

shota turned to watching from the sidelines when that wasn’t enough. he peeked in on your sleep on the nights he wasn’t on patrol, just peering into the curtained windows when your lights were still on to keep an eye on you. but now that had evolved into something else, too. his new weeks long habit became watching you sleep as he stood in your room, entranced by your scent. he palmed his hard cock when he saw your peaceful face as he stood in your room. shota quickly got ahold of himself and left before you knew he was there.

even still, in the coming days, shota planted a camera in each of the various rooms in your house so he could protect you without even being there. it just so happened that he was lucky enough to see your beauty in its entirety every day now…. he could hear your breathing as you slept in the headphones he wore from the comfort of his bed and his length throbbed in his hand. he could shamelessly whine, fuck his hand or a silicone sleeve as hard as he wanted to fuck you while he watched you dress. it was perfect.

until it wasn’t.

✧:･ﾟ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅ ) ･ﾟ✧

it had been no more than a month since shota planted the cameras. he’d found himself at an all time low.

shota slipped his hand into his boxers in the middle of the night in front of your still body, your panties from earlier that day in his other hand. he breathed your scent deeply a few times as he slowly stroked his cock head and bit back a groan before pulling out his thick length, heavy in his hand. he ached so badly to run the weight of it across your lips as he stroked. you were so beautiful, so perfect, the prettiest sight he could have imagined you’d be as his eyes rolled.

but you, his sleeping beauty, now pretended to be fast asleep in front of him. you could hear his heavy breath against the fabric of your used panties, hear him stroking his cock. he was staring, watching you “sleep,” and you were terrified, unsure of what he’d do if he knew he’d been caught, unsure if he already knew you were awake with your body laid stiffly. still, something about listening to him stand there and stroke himself made your thighs clench and your cunt throb with need. you wanted desperately to slip a hand between your legs and find relief. but you didn’t.

shota came with a silent grunt into his hand. he used your panties to clean up the mess and stuffed them in his pocket. he knew it was stupid and risky, but he did it anyway. with his goal completed and his prize in hand, shota silently slipped out of your house, being sure to lock the back window that he entered through. he got a motion notification on his phone as he opened his front door.

you reached into your nightstand and pulled out a dildo. his eyes blew wide with reawakened lust, and his skin burned hot. you threw back the covers and grabbed lube before spreading your legs wide for the girth of the toy. you wasted no time, sinking the head of it into your aching cunt with a loud moan. shota stared in disbelief, heart pounding at the notion that he’d probably been caught as he put on headphones.

soon you were fucking yourself with a long stroke and a heavy thrust. your body shivered as you panted, thinking of him standing there. just watching. your head spun with the knowledge that he needed you so badly that he’d break into your home and fuck his own fist in front of you while you slept. heat washed over your face and a whine left your lips when you imagined how his eyes rolled with your panties in his face. you wondered how many times this had happened without you knowing and felt yourself clench hard around the toy that was making lewd, sloppy noises as it slid between your folds.

you knew it was wrong, that it should scare you more than it did, but the thought and memory of shota only pushed you towards orgasm. and fuck, what if he knew you were slamming a thick toy into your messy cunt with both hands, moaning and panting like a bitch in heat because of him right now? what would he do?… the thought was almost enough to get you there; you slipped a hand over your clit and rubbed circles into your skin as you came hard, moaning shota’s name. you nearly pushed the toy right out of your cunt from squeezing so hard as you fucked yourself through it.

but one wasn’t enough. no, you fucked yourself to orgasm as he watched you shake two more times before checking the clock, realizing you had to be up early in the morning before cleaning up and going to sleep.

shota stared blankly at the screen as you slept. his eyes drifted down to the fresh mess of cum in his hand. he didn’t know what he was going to do next, but he knew he couldn’t stop here.

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#this is a hot mess but i wanted to get it out there for all of you to see #🍭#🔪#tw yandere #tw dark content #tw stalking #aizawa shouta #aizawa shota #aizawa x reader #aizawa smut #bnha smut #x reader #f!reader #mha smut #bakubunny #bnha #mha

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guardian-angle22 · 1 year

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dissentersrising · 3 months

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arcane-hatched, plague-blessed, wind-hearted

in less obtuse terms: local wet arcane rat moth goes gallivanting around all of sornieth, stopping at the wyrmwound to take a god damn dip and get a whole bunch of fins

#flight rising #frfanart #/etc/art time #/dragon/rivulet #'gee 2B isn't your lore enough of a hot mess'#well it's MY hot mess and i get to pick the fandragons #ergo: RAINWORLD TIME #i don't know if i will make fandragons of the iterators though. i do not know if i can fit them in without ACTUALLY overcomplicating my lor #i can definitely fit in all the scugs except spearmaster/hunter and possibly saint.#i don't know if i will make fandragons of all of them though #i definitely have plans for riv and i probably will make survivor and monk though #MAYBE artificer if i can come up with a plan for her #but they're a bit more tentative. but also i really like artificer so there's that

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sasharcyreal · 12 days

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lodestar

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notallsandmen · 1 year

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This may simultaneously be the most chaste and the most horny thing I have ever written

#license my roving hands wip #I blame it all on Brief Lives #Dream of the endless legs #adhd hot mess hob gadling #my dreamling writing #dreamling #hob gadling

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twilightofthe · 2 months

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On another Star Wars topic, something that’s always surprised me is all the bad reviews I’ve seen for the Kenobi show.

“It’s just another bad-plotted Disney gambit” “it didn’t go anywhere” “it didn’t make sense” “x y and z made it bad”

It makes me remember not everyone was a rabid Obikin shipper whose fave characters were Obi Wan and Anakin like me who watched the show entirely through like, cracked rose-colored glasses and happily experienced it feeding me every self-indulgent angsty fanfic trope I could have asked for

People: The Kenobi show was bad!!11!1!1!!!2!

Me, pulling my head back up out of the giant Obikin-flavored cake I’ve cheerfully faceplanted into and have been happily remaining submerged in the flavor ever since like a pig in a trough, picking frosting out of my ear: muh?

#look i liked it and its all that matters to me #one (1) hot mess #our only ho #team hot mess #Obikin

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ashxketchum · 5 months

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HAPPY 8TH ANNIVERSARY TO DIGIMON ADVENTURE TRI. [21.11.2015]

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kurogane2512 · 5 months

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Not you all wanting to get railed by ptn mommies while theres me wanting to rail them-

(i want ro rail the top looking characters and make them beg for more as you tease them-)

And you are totally based for that anon because I personally prefer that too. I very much like getting teased by them and them initiating things but then I want to be the one to be inside them and rail them, even if I'm more sub oriented myself. I guess that makes me bit of a service top and I absolutely love making these doms as power bottoms.

Like imagine Chameleon hypnotizing you first and making you pleasure her but eventually she's so overestimulated that she breaks the spell and you get full control to do whatever and she gladly welcomes that because she needs it so much😏

Or Eirene who is so much into being serviced, she loves watching you below her and you worshipping her. She loves having you between her legs under her office table and eating her out but she absolutely lives for when you come out and bend her on that table to pound into her as you wish, oh the sweet moans and whispers she lets out😩

Then there's Cabernet who talks about how irresistible you are and how much she wants to pounce on you and eat you up. And she will- she will pin you down first and start with the most passionate kisses and licks, moaning how delicious you are but the moment you turn her over, she's gone. The way she'll clench your back and make scratches on your skin all the while being a moaning and whimpering mess in your embrace, oh yes she may love to dine but she also loves being dined on for the ultimate pleasure❤️

(I only wrote my favorite characters here but I very much relate with you anon, other characters I have similar thoughts on are Garofano, Chelsea, Langley and Coquelic)

#kuro's letters🥳#path to nowhere #ptn #ptn x reader #chameleon #chameleon x reader #ptn chameleon #ptn chameleon x reader #eirene #ptn eirene #eirene x reader #ptn eirene x reader #cabernet #ptn cabernet #cabernet x reader #ptn women #they are all so hot #i absolutely want to rail them #make them a moaning mess in a lustful trance

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