#this is all of course ooc for the sake of funny

[pomefioredove]

now I'm actually invested in this idea. maybe I'll write a full length fic someday idk... for now I have short hcs

summary: crowley decides to "give away" yuu to the highest "donation" for financial reasons type of post: headcanons characters: all nrc students additional info: can be read as platonic or romantic, except malleus is pretty romantic, second person pov, yuu is gender neutral, maybe a little ooc I wrote this as soon as I got up

crowley has had his fair share of "what the fuck" moments from you but this was really taking the cake

he acts so... casual about it?

swaggers into ramshackle one morning and says times are tough and your personal expenses are straining the budget so he's decided to "put you in someone else's care"

"The screening process will be vigorous to make sure you end up in good hands!" like you're a cat or something "Your expenses will be covered and you'll have somewhere to go during break!"

okay great. pretty obvious you have no say in this, so you don't even argue. what's the worst that could happen?

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Ace, Deuce, Jack, and Epel find you the next day to say they're pooling their money to buy you

"To what?"

Epel shrugs. "Oh, well Crowley said we need to offer a donation to prove we're capable of supporting you..."

(you think that if not for the laws of this land you would have slaughtered that old fart)

Jack goes on a really long tirade about how shady and underhanded this is, making sure to reaffirm that he believes you should be free to make your own choices

"So you'll let me go once you get me?"

"Uhhh..."

Ace thinks once they buy you you'll have no choice but to do all of his homework for him

Deuce says that's not really how it works- and even if he tried, Riddle would kill him

(they've already gone over this twice before finding you)

Epel happily volunteers to take you home with him over breaks, probably the only positive in this mess

even if he thinks the whole thing is kind of funny

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incapable of keeping his mouth shut, Ace accidentally spills the plan to Riddle, who is understandably aghast

you can't just give away a person under your care like a toy!

of all the irresponsible things...

of course, he'll have to put up his offer, too

purely for your sake! with a nicer room and a brand new copy of the dorm rules, maybe you'll stop getting yourself into trouble

he's got some family money (doctors, naturally) and considers this a worthwhile purchase, for his sanity and yours

of course, Trey and Cater overhear and may or may not be pooling their own cash for a chance, too

going behind Riddle's back on this is a risky venture, but hey, someone's gotta be on your side, here, right?

I mean, between a bunch of sixteen year old boys, the housewarden, and them, who would you choose?

actually don't answer that

...not that it's much of a secret, anyway. Cater's already got their gofundme equivalent link in bio

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Leona initially plans to have you become a live-in lackey like Ruggie

but then he really starts thinking- and, hey, the possibilities are endless, right?

for one, you'd make a really good pillow

he might have to kick Grim out for your full attention, but you could learn to live with that

and malleus would hate it

...that's reason enough for him

plus, he's got money to burn, so why not?

either way, he sets his bid at a reasonable (maybe too confident) price and sits back to watch the chaos unfold as everyone scrambles for a piece of the pie

news travels fast around school, after all

then Ruggie finds out that you could dethrone him as Leona's #2 and is understandably a little annoyed

that's his cushy post-grad job gig, thank you! he's worked hard for that!

besides, why should Leona get to hoard you? the guy can barely take care of himself!

so, Ruggie ends up outsourcing to a few dozen classmates for the necessary funds at a steep I-owe-you price

he's gonna be eating nothing but dandelions for a while...

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now, Azul is annoyed

once the news goes school-wide, it's all anyone can talk about

talk about good marketing...

why didn't he think of such a brilliant scam? he could have negotiated with Crowley to have a café brand deal tie-in!

of course, he's already set his bid, with Jade and Floyd offering to pitch in as necessary

it's a risky investment, sure, but a worthwhile one

Azul tells everyone that with the prefect's "obvious" popularity, having them at the café a few nights a week would drive sales through the roof

though that's really just what he says to shirk suspicion

a likely excuse coming from him, though, really, it would just be nice having you around

and if not for his own affections, Floyd's incessant begging and Jade's subtly manipulative comments about "how nice" it would be having a new face around would be enough for him to cave eventually

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"Kalim, no," is the first thing that Jamil says

"I strongly advise against this. It's another one of Crowley's silly scams and you could end up a target bec- are you even listening?"

hint: he is not

the second Kalim found out that he could get to take in his favorite magicless student like one of his treasures, he was all over it

(AKA infinite sleepovers)

and for what? a little optional donation to prove he's got the funds? he's got cash to spare!

he's already got your new room in Scarabia set up before he even puts his bid in

right next to his of course :)

and despite what Jamil insists, he himself might be working behind the curtain just a little to ensure he's the one who ends up with you

after all, why should Kalim get everything? this might be a valuable learning opportunity for him

You don't always get what you want

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as much as Epel tries to keep the rest of his dorm from finding out, it's inevitable

he's actually a little surprised that the news didn't get to Vil sooner

with Rook around campus, surely he must have said something...

when Vil does find out, though, he just sighs

oh, of course. what next, will everyone meet each other in the arena and fight to the death over the prefect?

of all the silly, immature things...

oh? what's that? he's bidding anyway? of course he is, silly potato. he can't have some unwashed miscreant making you sleep on polyester bedding

(really, he's the only person on campus worthy of your time)

Rook has also been mysteriously absent from the dorm lately, though his initials on a poem and a strangely large sum of money end up in the donation pile

but really, that could be anyone... Rook would never dare betray Vil again, right?

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Ortho finds out directly from the other first years and sends Idia the details immediately

with a little note of encouragement, of course: "could be excellent for improving your social skills!"

Idia understandably freaks out

"WTF!!!! nooo way! this is a person, not a chatbot we're talking about here! I can barely keep virtual pets alive!!!!"

(liar)

(...but this is still different)

the conversation ends there, but semi-anonymous bid from someone named "gloomurai" gets cashapp'd directly to crowley

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everyone in the room immediately turns to Malleus

"For the record, I think it's wrong to be bargaining over a human being," Silver says first. "But if anyone could handle it with grace, it's you."

Lilia laughs. "Oh, you're just saying that because you like the prefect so much!"

"Father, you're the one who likes the prefect so much,"

"Oh, right! carry on then. After all, I'm sure we could share,"

Sebek is the only one relatively against the idea, though Lilia luckily manages to get him to lower his voice after his third speech about how you aren't good enough for his liege

Malleus is rather quiet through the whole evening, neither agreeing nor disagreeing with any of the points made

he disappears for a short while, and when he comes back he seems a little more confident

though, of course, he goes to you first

seeing him at Ramshackle in the middle of the night is a familiar and welcoming sight after all of the chaos of your week

and he's in a great mood!

"Child of man! I've come with news," he says. "I have heard of your predicament and have come up with a solution!"

you immediately sulk. "Oh, no. You know I think this whole thing is terrible, right?"

"Yes, Silver mentioned you might not like the idea of being bought and sold like a trinket. But worry not, I do not plan on paying for you in money,"

you pause, at a loss for words, and then tentatively continue. "You're not...?"

"Of course not. What a primitive idea, I was baffled to hear it myself. My proposal will be more traditional: a modest sum of treasure, and a generous amount of livestock and the finest crop Briar Valley can offer,"

certainly he's not this naive, you think

"You really think Crowley is going to accept that over money? I'm pretty sure Kalim just bid away an entire country's worth,"

he laughs. "You speak as if this is some kind of business deal! I'm quite confident that my dowry will be best,"

huh. that was a strange way of putting it

but then again, you still didn't really understand how things work here, so you go along with it

and you allow yourself to relax. he seems confident in his offer, and he doesn't even see you as some kind of prize to win!

"Oh, well, alright. Thanks! I'm glad you're on it,"

he smiles. "Rest assured, child of man, you're in good hands. My dowry will far outshine the others, and the wedding will be even better,"

"I was honestly getting a little nervous for a momen- wait- wedding!?"

#twst x reader #shall I tag everyone even though this is pretty short... idk might as well #ace trappola x reader #deuce spade x reader #jack howl x reader #epel felmier x reader #riddle rosehearts x reader #trey clover x reader #cater diamond x reader #leona kingscholar x reader #ruggie bucchi x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #floyd leech x reader #jade leech x reader #kalim al asim x reader #jamil viper x reader #vil schoenheit x reader #rook hunt x reader #idia shroud x reader #lilia vanrouge x reader #malleus draconia x reader #idk if I should tag silver and sebek they're barely in it 😔 #that's enough tags anyway

[spaghettiandart]

I'm not sure if you been asked this before but, what would Hunter's reaction upon seeing Belos again after "Disappeared"? Because we know Hunter knows what his uncle looks like underneath the mask.

so I drew this all at like 2 am but!!! Itd go something like this (I apologize in advance if it looks like a hot mess in advance)

he just keeps on seeing him like out of the corner of his eye but he can NEVER get to him. hunter is questioning whether or not that is his uncle because seeing the emperor in casual clothing feels like a fever dream but eventually it culminates into something along these lines

the idea is that hunter spends the rest of the day (after realizing phil = belos who lost his memory) trying to get his memory working and to get him to remember being the emperor but he keeps on being interrupted every time.

eventually he gives up and gets forcibly integrated into the house of owl

#this is all of course ooc for the sake of funny #old man phil au #cyno ask #thank u for the ask! #my art #fanart #toh #the owl house #hunter #emperor belos #eda clawthorne #i just want to say that aside from hunter the only other person who figures out who phil actually is is amity. #because i think itd be funny for these two to try to deal with that in two different ways #HOW does hunter live life after his character development got veered off path even before he was canonically introduced? uhhh idk #i like to think hes spending his time there trying to watch over the emperor (said sarcastically) and just keeping an eye on him #later on he starts feeling a little guilty about actually enjoying this time of repreive #especially when ppl start asking him details about the past #i am still unused to drawing hunter i hope i portrayed panic confusion and distress alright

[ixiot-ghostrebel]

I just thought of something funny. What about a reader that can manipulated space-time but only uses it to travel. Like he goes: I’m going to get some groceries. Then travels to Belobog despite being at Herta’s space station. I could just imagine the shock!

I would request the characters: Tingyun, Asta, Herta, and of course Natasha!

@oxyotl Coming right up! Thank you so much for requesting! :D I hope you don't mind but I'm going to assume that Reader and the HSR character already know each other for the sake of convience.

Space-Time Traveler!Reader & Their Basic Need Warping with Tingyun, Asta, Herta, and Natasha!

(Warning: May be OOC!)

Tingyun

She finds it a little adorable, actually! You could literally go to the store on the Xianzhou Luofu, or even ask her since she runs good business (therefore she can find you good deals), but you seem to have your own little method of doing things and she loves it!

She is pretty curious about your abilities, and she highly respects your decision of not using it for anything but your basic needs—whether buying merchandise may be on that list or not. Heck, before you even go on this journey—sometimes Tingyun herself asks you to get something for her.

"My lovely benefactor~ Do you mind if you can get me something to help comb through my tail?~" If you have anything that is against your wishes of what you want to do, be sure to tell her! She wants you to be comfortable around her~

Asta

Finds your powers absolutely fascinating! How are you able to cross the stars and space? And time in general? Could that mean you could catch up with stuff that could light years away? So many questions!

She is very shocked to hear that you only use your powers when you need food, clothes, maybe a snack you wanted to retry, etc. Not that she's against it—she's just completely cut off guard.

But that just makes her more curious about you! Why do you only use your powers for basic necessities? Was there a restriction you constantly face while using your powers? Of course—she'll immediately apologize if any of these questions mean offence to you, but her curiosity sometimes gets the best of her.

"What's it like travelling through the stars as you stop time? Do they still glow, or do all celestial objects in the night just stop their reactivity? Ack!—Sorry, am I crossing any boundaries?"

Asta may ask you to recommend a few things to buy, since you travel to many different worlds that vary in goods. She'll personally buy something you recommend with her own money—online, of course.

If she can't find anything that you recommend, she'll ask you to buy it for her. And don't try to be generous and gift to her—you must use her money. There is no other option.

Please, side with Arlan and make sure Asta doesn't spend her money too much on shops—

Herta

Must I say a lot? You caught the attention of this Genius Society Member, that's for sure. Her puppets are constantly going online just simply because she wants to see you in action!

She's utterly shocked and dumbfounded when she comes to realize you use your powers for such useless things! How was getting a carton of eggs so important you had to use your powers to travel and get them? With your inter-universal powers?

You truly know how to falter and short-circuit this one with your simple tasks. Herta just doesn't get it—but that doesn't mean she's against it. Sometimes, she even asks you to get things for her—though that won't stop her from asking you questions regarding your powers and she is NOT afraid to ask them, lemme tell you.

"Is there a significant difference between the dimensions of time, or does it all just feel the same to you? How do you preserve your....basic necessities through this jump through the universe?" Very scientific and big questions that really has to get your brain thinking before you answer them. Good luck.

Natasha

She's pretty calm about it, honestly. Sure, she's surprised when you do it for the first time, and she wonder why you only get basic things, but nevertheless, she doesn't judge you. You are you, after all.

Since she's an Underworld Doctor, and supplies are hard to come by, she frequently has to ask you for stuff. She does feel a tad bit guilty for constantly sending you on her errands, so be sure to reassure her!

She appreciates you a lot, since (probably) half of your runs are getting supplies for her and the patients she takes care of. Natasha, in return, makes sure that you are in peak health as possible.

"Y/N, did you have breakfast? You're not going to travel with an empty stomach, are you?" Loves taking care of you and loves how you're helpful.

She also finds your travelling habits a little silly and adorable—you, who has such powerful abilities that can make even Luka Strongarm look like a joke in the Fight Club, only using your powers for the sake of basic needs.

Safe to say, she welcomes you whole with open arms!

Ghost Rebel Side Notes: DONE! Woo, this took longer than expected—apologies for that! But I hope you guys enjoyed these headcanons :D

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#honkai star rail x reader #honkaistarrail #honkai x reader #honkai star rail #honkai tingyun #tingyun #tingyun hsr #hsr tingyun #tingyun x reader #tingyun honkai star rail #star rail #star rail x reader #hsr #hsr asta #hsr x reader #honkai asta #asta x you #asta honkai #asta x reader #asta hsr #natasha honkai star rail #natasha hsr #natasha x you #honkai natasha #natasha x reader #hsr herta #herta #honkai star rail herta #herta hsr #herta honkai star rail

[moriartyluver]

Good day, it's me again 😌

Just a little question; how would William, Albert and Louis react to William's wife calling the other two "brother"?

Thank you in advance 💕

A/N: this is such a cute concept! Thank you for your request!!

Characters: William James Moriarty x fem! Reader, platonic louis & Albert x fem! Reader

Format: headcannons & scenario

Prompt: How would Albert and Louis react to William’s wife calling them ‘brother’?

Genre: fluff, comedy

Warnings: Death, murder, mentions of seduction, nsfw themes but nothing too explicit &mentions of poison. Reader is afab/fem, reader has William’s surname, reader and William are married & in an established relationship, William gets jealous but in a funny way, slightly OOC characters but it’s for the shits and giggles.

I think Louis and Albert would have been somewhat wary of you at first, especially Louis, however they trusted William’s judgment that you were indeed a good and kindhearted person more than anything and both learnt through various situations that you were right for their brother.

Whenever William would accidentally fall asleep with no warning throughout the day, it would be you who would first come to his aid before anyone draping a blanket or a shawl you were wearing over him and kissing his forehead as you ran your fingers through his hair.

Louis was often worried that William was neglecting himself and he had tried to confide that in you once. You told him it would be alright and that you would take care of it.

In a few weeks time, William seems to be a lot healthy than usual and he’s forgotten your promise to take care of him until he finds out from William that you have been insisting on sleeping with him due to ‘nightmares’ or that you can never finish a meal because you’d be bored without someone to eat with and your love for picnics out in the sun with lots of healthy food as of recently. That’s when Louis realised you really were his brother’s soulmate.

Albert could trust you a little more than Louis though. If you were a noble, he would have a general idea of your personality and your humble donations to various charities. He would have conversed with you multiple times before he realised you were seeing his brother with the intention of marriage.

Both the brothers didn’t really expect William to fall in love. He had plans to take down the harsh system of aristocracy , and he had no time to fall in love or start a family, so when he introduced you to his only family, they were surprised.

Still, they saw how William’s eyes would light up when he talked about or to you and the small smile on his face whenever you were around, how could his brothers not like you?

One of the disadvantages of being a noble who just so happened to have been married into the prestigious Moriarty family was that attending balls and charity galas frequently was a must. Thankfully, you had been free as of late and so had your husband and in-laws which meant you didn’t have to be the only one attending for the sake of showing up and all four of you could have a genuinely good time.

Of course, being a member of the ‘lords of crime’ organisation meant that crime never slept - and it had just as much energy as you did while at a fun party.

There had been one man in particular that was known to abuse his servants and even other nobles would criticise him on his harsh behaviour along with this, many people could tell of his obvious pining towards you and that only made William hate him more.

He had only recently inherited his fathers fortune and become his head of house in his 30s, so he was still enjoying the remnants of his youth. Thankfully he had stuck to his habit of attending every party and was here at this gala too.

William had gone to check up on both Moran and Fred that were to be used as back up for the plan you had set up alongside William, this time you being the main character.

Your lover was mildly hesitant to have you shoving your own tongue down another man’s mouth in order to transfer poison into his own, but with your reassurance, everything was settled.

“Lady (Last name)! What a pleasure it is to see you here!” Speak of the devil.

“And you too, Count Fenrich.” You smiled to the man who had now approached you while trying not to correct him on his use of your now maiden name rather than your husbands one, and noticing your (terrifying when jealous) husband had disappeared.

“I hope I’m mistaken,” he definitely didn’t hope “but it seems Lord Moriarty is nowhere to be found.”

You could already tell where this was going. That mischievous glint in the man’s eyes was undeniable.

“Oh, he is here, you must’ve seen him earlier. William has vanished into thin air. I can’t seem to find him in this sea of people.” You could see Albert talking to Louis in the corner of your eye, just as you had planned. You turned to meet their gaze and called out to them. “Brother Albert! Brother Louis! Have you seen William around?”

Brother…?

Albert was quick to recover from his and Louis’s shared stunned state. Louis was still flustered and confused though.

“He went to go talk to a few others and freshen up his drink but I think he went through the corridor. He might not be back for a while but I’ll let you know if I see him.” He said, coming closer to you while Louis nodded beside him.

As soon as you had left to a different location with the older male, Albert and Louis finally were able to comprehend what you had called them both.

“Brother Albert…she called us-“

“W-well it’s only normal that she refers to us that way considering we are her brothers in law.” Albert coughed to cover up his embarrassment. He couldn’t deny that both he and his younger brother were internally fangirling and giggling at the thought that you finally were able to consider them one of your own.

William had finally come back from checking in on the others (who were stationed in two separate locations that you had agreed to go into earlier to kill the count. They’d both been ordered that if it went further between you two, they were to kill Count Fenrich immediately.)

“Has she left yet..?-“ William asked before noticing his brothers’ red faces “what’s gotten into you two?”

“She called us her brothers..” Louis whispered

William raised an eyebrow. Surely he had misheard his baby brother “what..?”

“(Name) called us her brothers..!” Albert half-squealed as he grabbed William’s shoulder

William blinked then his lips shifted into a wholesome smile “is that so? I never would have expected this out of either of you..” the blonde chuckled.

Within a few minutes of William trying not to laugh too loud, his lovely wife had returned, shortly before Count Fenrich, who dipped when he saw william, despite being on the brink of death.

“There’s something so thrilling about ridding the world of devils in a crowed space-“ you muttered to yourself as you wiped your mouth with a silk handkerchief “oh? William! You’re back. What’s gotten into these two?”

“I think it’s best if we leave now..” William said, giving a signal to a butler-ified Moran “come along dear” he wrapped his hand around your waist, dragging you along while Albert and Louis followed behind.

“I’m going to have to wash my mouth out with soap when we get home..”

As you walked outside and stepped into the carriage, you could hear a scream ( someone had seen Count Fenrich drop dead lol) beneath the praises and (comical) cries of Albert and Louis telling you they were honoured to have you as their sister-in-law.

One of the advantages of being a noble who just so happened to have married into the Moriarty family was that you not only had the perfect husband, but also amazing brothers(-in-law) aswell.

#moriarty the patriot #william james moriarty #william moriarty #william moriarty x reader #yuukoku no moriarty x reader #sherlock holmes #yuukoku no moriarty #yuumori x reader #moriarty the patriot x reader #mtp william #mtp spoilers #mtp louis #mtp albert #mtp x reader #albert james moriarty #louis james moriarty

[serenewrap]

my oddly specific marauders modern au headcanons

if james is white (and even if he’s desi but especially if he’s any degree of white) then he’s the kind of white person who knows all of the lyrics to the childish gambino song bonfire and gets a little too into it every time it comes on (not saying the slurs of course but he just likes the song like WAYY too much)

i firmly disagree with the headcanon that sirius listens to popular music from the current day i feel like his playlists are almost exclusively pre-1990 i also know he’s incredibly annoying about it too like bro was disappointed that remus and peter already knew who david bowie was because he wanted to *introduce* them to him - he likes sufjan though because everybody likes sufjan

james and remus are only children, peter is the youngest, sirius is the oldest but people who don’t know him think he’s the youngest (it drives him crazy but regulus thinks it’s funny), mary is also the oldest, lily is the youngest, dorcas is the oldest, and marlene is a middle child (i know a lot of ppl headcanon her as the youngest but hear me out it just make sense

don’t love the headcanons about the boys having crazy high body counts i feel like they’re far too dorky but i feel like marlene is absolutely ran through (respect tho) - adding onto that i feel like she’s one of those gay ppl who always knew she was gay like didn’t struggle w coming out at all

peter is a bit of a film bro and his letterboxd is IMMACULATE - if he has a flaw it’s that he quotes pulp fiction all the time and they’re all a little sick of it,,,he and mary watch movies together because everyone else finds their in-depth shot for shot analysis annoying

if lily is a lesbian, in her comphet era her taste in celebrity men was INCREDIBLY normal and that’s what got her clocked. like yes babe, i really believe that chris evans and george clooney are your number one celeb crushes! on the other hand, mary’s taste in celeb men would have her put on a watchlist (she spent about an hour arguing with sirius about jared leto)

regulus loves fiona apple that’s it that’s the tweet james is not a fan but he’ll pretend for regulus’ sake (his music taste is shockingly basic so none of the guys ever let him have the aux)

black bros are both terrible drivers,,,james taught reg and it almost killed their relationship and sirius is just accident-prone

casanova remus as a headcanon is kinda ooc (In My Opinion obviously if you like it go crazy) but i feel like remus is one of those people who’s genuinely oblivious about being attractive like,,,he’ll be completely unaware that people are flirting with him/are interested in him,,,obviously this sends sirius to Places

dorcas is BIG into arts and crafts like one thing about her she does not play about those little projects (and remus likes them too they do them together)

#marauders #mine #the marauders era #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #otp: you’re hesitating love #remus lupin #lily evans #sirius black #peter pettigrew #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #dorlene #wolfstar #mary macdonald #otp: you are magic #otp: what point is there in living a hungry life?

[beevean]

Call me a narc, but I generally feel as if the Twitter Takeovers have gotten increasingly more unfunny the more we got? I haven't even watched the last one, but it's the fact that the fandom takes everything they like and runs with it as if it's canon that bothers me... because "everything they like" ranges from dumb quips (Sonic liking Mongolian throat singing or hating Amy's shortcake despite neither having been shown in the games before ever, for example) to statements immediately seen as shipping (hi, Sonadow), to blatant mischaracterizations (I know we got the one ShTH advertisement with Shadow dancing but do you truly think he's gonna be singing and dancing at a concert?), to IDW being canon (Starline mention...), and everything inbetween. And now Amy's cards suddenly being her "hyperfixation", even though there's a million posts on Tumblr alone why a hyperfixation is not just a quirky synonym to "being deeply invested in a hobby". I don't know, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Of course they're just meant to be funny (unfortunately not forgotten in the grand scheme of things, because TMOSTH mentioned Shadow and his coffee bean thing, alas), but it feels as if the creators of the sketches think they are funny by mangling the characters and coming up only with the stupidest out-of-this-world nonsense that the fandom runs with it because it is stupid and out-of-this-world, you know? I want to like them, but... not like this, so to say. Not when the characters are not getting actual respect and the fandom becomes insufferable through it on top, if I may be blunt.

Real talk: Eggman gushing about Sage, literally saying that she is the reason he keeps existing, plus fans "booing" Sonic for laughing at such sappiness, makes me want to drink concrete.

bro. bro really. I thought Flynn confirmed that Eggman's appreciation for Sage is purely self-masturbatory? That he's only proud of her because she's such a big accomplishment and a testament of his genius? That Frontiers showing Eggman getting choked up at the thought of losing her, calling her "dear daughter" in a somber tone, and the DLC's new ending showing them holding hands, didn't mean that Eggman in that game had been warped to develop genuine fondness for Sage, and it was actually all as self-centered as Eggman should be? :^)

(also I don't get why he would love the Egg Salamander, of all things. Didn't he build it together with Nega? As much as I like Rush, it feels like a shoehorned reference for the sake of being semi-obscure.)

And even if, even if I accept that this is completely non-canon and for the sake of a joke... other fans won't. Because "everything is canon". Shadow canonically likes to eat raw beans. Amy is canonically neurodivergent (or she canonically misuses medical terms). Sonic canonically has nightmares about not being appreciated, which might I add was a scene deadass stole from Boom, the show that had no pretenses of being canon whatsoever. Eggman canonically adores Sage as his own darling daughter. Starline canonically exists in the gameverse. I canonically am done with this.

Honestly, from what little I've seen, this Takeover was so OOC and just unfunny that the concept has completely lost his charm. What's the appeal of asking question to the game cast, if the game cast simply doesn't behave like they would and they are twisted for the sake of memes and "how do you do fellow kids"?

oh and the shiptease is out of control. at one point amy talks about going at a concert with shadow which makes sonic jealous, in that "NO EVERYTHING IS FINE" way. this is literally 2000s-tier shadamy and the reason i to this day am sour about that ship. save me, save me, save me, can't face this life alone.

#sonic the hedgehog #you know i think i understand the classic purists of old now #can i pretend no game came out after generations? #or uhhh forces at the very last #yes it's a joke i get it! it's in good fun! #... but eh i found past takeovers funnier what can i say #and that was before fan reception became insufferable for me #call me an old witch i guess

[mahoutoons]

i really do not get all the hatred sonamy fans get in the sonic fandom.

"but they're so toxic!!"

so are all other ship fandoms. i've had experience with toxic shippers of other ships. but you won’t see me generalizing the ship's fandom over them. every ship has its fair share of toxic fans. so why is it that only sonamy fans get all the heat for being toxic? i'm not denying that there are bad eggs in our fandom but i don't think its fair yo act like we're a special breed of toxic. i've seen fans of other ships with r*pe on amy yet people don't use them to generalize the whole ship's fandom.

"they think their ship is canon!!"

in the 2000s-2010s, maybe we did have a lot of fans who thoight that way. but nowadays whenever sonamy fans claim its canon, its always done in a joking way. its what fans lf literally every other ship do. i've seen people jokingly say "x ship is canon" because character a looked at character b funny. but no one ever attacks them for it. so why is it that only we get attacked when a lot of the time we aren't even serious?? we KNOW our ship will never actually be canon. we KNOW sega has no intention of changing their dynamic as of now. we're just having fun with the moments we're given. especially in recent media. why do y'all froth at the mouth over that. don't like it? just ignore and block.

and to be honest? as sonamy is now, it can be considered semi canon. like, give me a platonic explanation of the "amy, i should've made up my mind sooner" line in frontiers. IF sega decides to make them a couple, their dynamic still won't change. it'll still be very subtle except they're actually a couple now and you won't even notice it. and even then no one's stopping you from liking other ships. and if they are, well the block button exists for a reason.

"but the fanfics-"

i have my beef with old sonamy fanfics. but i have a feeling the people who made them were young kids and teenagers. i'll bet a lot of them have grown up now and have better things to do in life. now i hardly see any sonamy fanfic that villainizes sally or makes sonic an asshole for the sake of angst. the more extreme shippers from the 2000s-early 2010s should not be used to judge shippers today.

imagine if i used the sonadow shippers i encountered in 2014 deviantart, who were mostly allocishet girls who shipped them because they fetishized gay men, made both of them extremely ooc (anyone remember the terms seme and uke?), and of course hated amy for getting in the way of their ship, to judge the sonadow shippers of today who are now mostly mellow and enjoy their ship in peace, it wouldn't be fair now would it?

"the age gap is problematic!!"

most of the ages in sonic make no sense! there's a line in sonic forces where infinite claims sonic has defeated eggman for decades, and sonic's only supposed to be 15. granted using sonic forces may not be the best example but it shows how little sega cares about the ages. and now they've even been renoved from sonic channel. AND even ian flynn himself has said not to worry about pairings like sonamy and knuxouge because there's nothing wrong with them.

and i KNOW people are gonna take this to mean "so shipping things like s0nt@ils is okay now??" no, because tails is still coded as a little kid. sonic and most of the cast are coded as teenagers.

there's people who ship tails and fiona, and that's an actual toxic ship with an actual problematic age gap. but they don't get half the heat that sonamy shippers get.

"sonamy is a ship for the cishets"

really now? i guess my lgbt cars has expired guys. maybe that's a good thing because i was born and raised in a country where its illegal to be lgbt and my parents are kinda religious. and even the country where i'm originally from is pretty homophobic despite gay marriage being decriminalized. who knew all it took to solve those problems was to ship sonamy?? thanks guys.

do you see how stupid that logic is? a fucking ship doesn't determine your sexuality. i don't want to kiss women any less because i ship sonamy.

#sonic the hedgehog #sonamy #rebecca talks

[sasukesun]

Hi Bella I wanted to ask your opinion on Sasuke's apology to Sakura at the end of the story because I think it was OOC and I will explain my view on it. I am curious if you agree.

I think it would be one thing if Sasuke apologized for something specific that he was shown to be truly sorry for. But that just doesn't exist with his character towards Sakura so the whole apology ended up sounding insincere and OOC. He said "Sorry for everything up until now." Really? Everything?

Sasuke has always made it very clear how he felt about Sakura. That he never returned her romantic feelings is not his fault. When he left the village that was it for the teammate bond they had since a teammate bond is all they had. He stated he cut ties with all of Konoha when he left and this is what is in the text as we see through Sasuke's actions, words, and inner monologues throughout the story. With Naruto as exception of course. Sasuke did not pretend he did not care for her to put on a mask it's just that the bond was broken when he left and she didn't weigh on his mind meaningfully after. He acknowledged her presence when she was around but afterwards if not necessary did not engage. He treated her like he treated the majority of everyone else. If she was useful good if she was not then bye essentially.

Maybe during Gokage Summit arc when he was in bad state of mind certain things could be argued for, but before the Summit and after the Summit he was in full control of his actions. He was honest about his thoughts and feelings towards her. Even after meeting the previous Hokage when he met up with Team Taka he apologized to Karin because he felt regret at what happened at the Summit. But with Sakura there was nothing since Sasuke did not see any reason to apologize. Since she tried to kill him first to begin with. All other times when he left her to die it was all blunt with no remorse or apologetic tone from his side. Sometimes not even an acknowledgement about it.

Even when he said he had no reason to love her or no reason for her to love him he was not pretending either. Sakura was unconscious at that point so no need to say that to just "pretend" he didn't care about her. Again he was just honest about his feelings towards her as he has always been. Sometimes he was more kind about it and sometimes not. He was blunt but honest and never expressed guilt for what he thought since they were his true feelings. He said himself he doesn't care what others think of him since he doesn't care if people like him to begin with. He is unapologetic about it.

So after all the story all of a sudden after the reconciliation with Naruto he is suddenly sorry to Sakura for "everything?" Please don't make me laugh. Seems so OOC of him to say. I understand that he agreed with Naruto's co-operation approach but I don't like how Sasuke is apologizing for "everything" when most of it is not even his fault. Even if he wants a new path of co-operation from then on why must he apologize for the way he truly felt before? To move past what they went through? But an apology for the sake of letting bygones be bygones and not because he is truly sorry is not a sincere apology. Yet s*susakus claim this apology was so great.

Sasuke is the victim here. He should be the one getting apologies but that's not the purpose of this ask so I will end it here. Thank you for reading.

hmmmm someone already talked about his apology, i myself discussed about it before as well, it’s really just a token apology because kishimoto knew he had to pair them up for boruto and yet refused to give ss any meaningful moments, or development whatsoever. it’s not a great apology or ss moment lol it just feels forced and ooc, because what in ss isn’t forced really? i wouldn’t give his apology to karin much credit either, not that it’s ooc, but she basically demanded that from him and he’s like “my bad :/”which i find it funny tbh, i understand why he said it but some sk shippers make such a huge deal out of it when it’s just comic relief and not that deep ✌🏼

#ask #anonymous

[marley-manson]

good things about Bug Out:

- Hawkeye nervous about performing a delicate proceedure he’s never been trained in and snapping at people, always one of my favourite things

- Hawkeye freely and emphatically telling Margaret he’s terrified when she points out he’s not acting scared

- uhhhhh Hawkeye’s parasol

bad things about Bug Out:

- it’s a bad episode bront

- Potter

- “This is the US army, if we want land, we don’t buy it we take it!” with 0 condemnation from the narrative.

- the military march version of the theme complete with asian stereotype riff

- WHY does Margaret stay with Hawkeye, and why does Hawkeye only offer one token protest????????? she is useless here.

- even more emphatic WHY DOES RADAR STAY???? Hawkeye doesn’t even say a word, he’s just like ‘k cool’ when Radar says he’s staying too, wtf lol. He should be picking him up and throwing him into the nearest truck, not buying him a drink at Rosie’s. it’s so arbitrary and stupid, clearly a nonsensical plot contrivance for the sake of like, padding the 2 parter out with the bar scene

- Potter makes Klinger give up all his dresses, no reimbursement or anything, and then it turns out to be pointless in the next scene anyway

- bad attempted dramatic references to wartime rape esp when we got Rainbow Bridge to compare it to. Rainbow Bridge is good because it’s a brief acknowledgement of harsh reality that’s accepted as a risk. Hawkeye makes a quick joke that I’m fine with bc it serves as an ic expression of nervousness, then we move on. In Bug Out Margaret brings it up in a serious enough way suitable for the tone, but Hawkeye dismisses her concern for some reason, telling her “there’s no reason to be afraid,” before the conversation shifts away onto him. Then the more slapstick-y panic at the end (like this scene features Radar trying to hide behind a pole, c’mon) includes Margaret screaming about being ravaged ft a dismissive Hawkeye joke (”tell them you’re with me”), and later exaggerating the danger they were in to Frank. And it also bugs me that Margaret specifies “female prisoners” when Rainbow Bridge acknowledged male rape. It’s like it’s trying to be a serious moment to draw attention to the danger of the situation, and then falls flat on its face.

- the overall plot doesn’t really make sense? is it just a coincidence that a bug out drill turned into a bug out rumour that was denied and then turned into a real bug out? considering they bug out like twice over the course of the show that seems pretty improbable lol.

- honestly I find the humour in this episode mostly bad. more racist jokes than usual, a few homophobic moments (Potter calling some singer a sissy, BJ’s “I’m staying with you but don’t get me wrong” no homo, everyone calling Frank Alice), and an offputting tone that doesn’t successfully balance its humour and its drama imo (see that paragraph about rape up there for an example)

- oh also why tf does Klinger immediately tell Frank about the bug out thing, without even mentioning the fact that it’s just a drill? I get that Klinger can’t keep a secret, that’s a fairly consistent thing, but why immediately go to Frank and Margaret of all people? Did he intentionally want the camp in an uproar? Why, if so? If it’s a prank we should’ve had a scene where he laughs about it, but nope.

- Hawkeye parking the car to wax poetic about the MASH good lord. serves you right that it stalled out. I don’t necessarily think it’s that ooc since it wasn’t positive, just ‘we spent a lot of time here, lots of ppl died here, hmm’ but i do think it’s dumb as shit and I don’t think Hawkeye lacks that much self-preservation

- no good gay jokes either :/ literally the best we got is Hawkeye saying, “You finally realized I have a beautiful body” after Margaret says she’s staying, which is the mildest of feminizing jokes.

It’s funny honestly, I remembered disliking this episode for Potter and the pro-military flavour and the lack of decent gay jokes, but upon rewatching there are so many more aspects to hate in addition to that

#mash #marley on mash #mash s5 #i needed to complain lol #it's bad in comparison to most of mash tbf it's still a decently entertaining episode of television that's mostly ic #but boy it's one of my least faves and it's in such a bad position - ushering in a new showrunner like oof #i mean i think of season 5 fondly with this as somewhat of an egregious anomaly but still

[sns-tropes]

can you write/rec a sappy sasuke fic? one where he’s all lovey-dovery because that would make me MELT

I know this prompt is old but i literally LOVE this. more sappy, emotionally stunted sasuke. i set this in a universe where no one grew up and got married and had kids, and they're all just big gay adults chilling in konoha.

this might not be exactly what you want because i feel like the only way sasuke would get like this without too much ooc is if he was mean first, so that's what we're working with here.

-jeni

He didn't know how to say it. He didn't know how to say much of anything around Naruto. So of course, he said nothing at all. It was hard to say anything nice to him. So rude things came out instead. He always wondered why he felt the need to take things so far. Be so mean, throw jabs with fury behind them. Just for the sake of saying them. Because that's what they do. That's what they're used to.

Sometimes it's even funny. Until it's not.

Naruto has been avoiding him. It's been a couple days. Sasuke waits for him at the ramen shop. They always meet here at this time on the same night every week. He knows Naruto has a lot of work, being Hokage and all, but he usually never misses this. It's they're only time to catch up and maybe push each other buttons a little.

Sasuke's mind flashes back to last night. He's wondering if maybe it was a little too much what he said to Naruto. Sasuke's gotten more talkative now that he's approaching his 30's. Which feels... fine. But sometimes it gets him into trouble. It makes staying close to Naruto easier. Also makes it pretty easy to push him away.

They had a case land on Naruto's desk last week. A missing-nin. Kids been gone about two weeks with a tragic past to match his disappearance. It's all very serious. Of course it is. So Why Sasuke felt the need to open his big mouth and make a joke, he's not quite sure. He cringes slightly as he remembers, tea getting cold in front of him.

"yeah, seems we don't all have someone who's obsessed with us enough to drag us back home every week."

He did not mean it like that. He really didn't. It sounded funnier in his head. Naruto looks up, a little dejected at first, as if the words were a slap. Then he turned his nose back down to his work, seemingly determined to not acknowledge the comment.

"Is this all the paperwork on the kid?" He had asked, voice turning very serious, all business.

"That's everything." Sasuke had told him, feeling very out of his depth suddenly.

He should apologize. Because he doubts that Naruto will show up if he hasn't yet. He's probably still in his office.

Sasuke pays for his tea quickly and practically speed walks back to the main office complex. He feels kind of stupid. How he still doesn't pick up on when people are upset quicker, he's not sure.

He knocks, Hears a mumble to come in. Naruto is exactly where he thought he would be. Knee deep in work at his desk, eyes rimmed red a bit, sleep deprived.

"You missed ramen." Sasuke accuses. Not a great opener.

"Yeah. Sorry. Lots to do here."

"It's fine." He still feels awkward. Doesn't know what to say.

"Was there something else, new intel on the missing-nin?"

"No, nothing."

"Then, what is it?" He sighs out, slightly irritated. Overworked. Suppressing something.

Sauske lets a beat pass, steels himself. Knows it will be worth it if he tells himself to stop being awful for just five minutes and just be honest with himself about how he really feels.

"I- uh. I'm sorry."

"What?" Still not looking up. God, Sasuke just wants him to look at him.

"I'm sorry for what I said."

Naruto looks even more upset now, brows knitting together confliction. His eyes seem to be glazed over, he just looks so burnt out. Sasuke is suddenly feeling like such an idiot for not seeing how close to home this would hit Naruto.

"Hey," Sasuke rounds Naruto's desk, turning his office chair, making Naruto face him. He gets down onto the rug, kneeling to Naruto's level, making him see the look in his eyes. "Hey, look at me."

Like a fucking blessing from the gods, Naruto finally does.

"I'm sorry for what I said to you last night. I didn't mean it like that." He takes Naruto's hands, squeezes them slightly. "I wasn't trying to make fun of you."

It almost looks like Naruto is shutting down even more. It's not enough to make it better. God, he's never doing enough.

"You loved me enough to find me."

That gets his attention. Sasuke can't tear his eyes away, he has to make this better.

"I did. I do." Naruto says slowly, quietly, but not lacking any conviction.

"Someone loves this kid enough too." Sasuke says. He doesn't quite know where it came from but somehow he knows it's true.

"You think so?" He asks, eyes welling up a little more.

Sasuke could cry at the very waver in Naruto's voice. He can't be the strong one for them all the time, that much is clear. Sasuke can take that place for bit.

"I know so." He runs his hand through the back of Naruto hair, holding his head gently, takes the liberty of planting a soft kiss on his head. "We'll find him."

"Okay." Naruto breathes out tiredly, agreeing. "We'll find him."

Sasuke takes the opportunity to drag Naruto away from his work the rest of the night. He embraces him swiftly, as if he would disappear if he didn't do it right this instant.

Naruto melts into it with ease as Sasuke curls his hand back into Naruto's hair.

Sasuke takes him home, thinking this was a pretty okay outcome to being stood up for date-night.

He makes them tea, makes Naruto shower and literally tucks him in. He leaves him there under the covers, half asleep.

"Sasuke," Naruto says right before Sasuke can leave out of the front door to his own apartment. Sauke turns around sharply.

"Stay?"

He can't refuse. He'll never refuse him. He can try. But for some reason the bitter, biting remark is at bay tonight. He just wants to hold him.

"Scoot over."

#promt #fic #fanfiction #drabble #sns #sasunaru #narusasu #UGH i love sappy bois kill me now #jeni #fanfic #asks

[sonderkore]

✉ extraordinary attorney woo | ep 14 thoughts heartbreaks, hanbadaz, and heading towards the big bad

first things first: this is youngwoo's best outfit END OF DISCUSSION

(and the fact that they match too)

↳ heartbreaks i'm gonna address this first because i already wrote a very emotional post about it (that i sort of regret doing now).

the breakup scene was painful to watch but pushing my attachment aside, nothing felt out of place. they showed us the whys and hows of youngwoo making this decision, how much it actually hurts her. junho is capable of being upset, and him snapping like that isn't ooc either. and to really push the angst in deep, they showed us the breakup scene in the middle of the episode followed by the aftermath aka the YEARNING. and we'll get more of that in the next ep.

i honestly thought they'd leave it at the very end, but this is better, i think? because we saw that there's still hope. there's room to talk and work things out because they still, clearly, like each other very much. this is all just a block on the road they need to kick away.

(i'm way too emotionally attached to this relationship, so if it doesn't end in marriage i'll riot)

junho getting cutesy pouty drunk was funny, and then pair it up with geurami and minsik singing a song about breakups.

but youngwoo the entire time :( her first heartbreak. at the plane back to seoul, when they focused on her fixing her seatbelt because junho reminded her to wear it properly in the last ep, WHAT WAS THE REASON??? she misses him so much but she doesn't do anything about it because she wants to do what she thinks is best for junho.

i also can't believe that it was minwoo who gave junho a somehow rational reason as to why she broke up with him. i don't like agreeing with him. i was almost going to give him a chance then and there, BUT of course, he just had to say that breaking up was for the best because junho "can't handle youngwoo," and then we're back to regular scheduled programming of hating his ass.

imzeroclock on twt provided a translation of his slip up, and he was actually referring to the secret of her birth. it sets up what's about to happen next week.

overall, eunbin and taeoh did great! i'm still BROKEN. seeing them apart while eating was painful. (if we get lunch scenes where they're sitting in different tables next week but all they keep doing is steal glances at each other, i'm gonna scream)

but, again, i want to have hope - even if that failed me last time. but it was clear this time around. there's still a chance. they'll be okay.

↳ hanbadaz myeongseok's babies are all grown up!

after the offer myeongseok made to the abbot, the three rookies were inspired and had done something similar for the haengbok noodles owner. youngwoo's words of affirmation to myeongseok was what he needed, and seeing these two's mentor-mentee relationship bloom is so wholesome and the best thing about ep 14.

bless youngwoo for not giving up on trying to find the owner all for the sake of myeongseok. we're seeing her shine brighter each episode, becoming more aware of the people around her and their needs. i love her character so much.

the squad eating noodles was a heartwarming scene, and although it can be read that something bad might happen to myeongseok like he's saying goodbye, i don't think they can fit that in the last two eps. next week will all be about youngwoo and overcoming everything that was thrown at her.

which is why i feel like myeongseok's arc is complete now? he won't be working in the next ep because he'll undergo surgery and is hopefully recovering. that's why the rookies are under atty jang now. but i hope he comes back soon.

no major comments about minwoo and suyeon. it was bound to happen. if that becomes a tool to shape minwoo's arc, then sure whatever. but i know that suyeon liking minwoo won't change her love and urge to protect youngwoo from him. (she still deserves better because he's still an ableist asshole)

geurami tho T-T i'm glad she's going to start getting over minwoo!! you deserve better babie! if it's mr hairy, then i'll root for you two!

↳ heading towards the big bad ceo han is the literal definition of gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss

i remember when she acted so shocked that papa gwangho would assume that she hired youngwoo to use her against taesumi, AND YET

i'm not siding with either ceo han or taesumi. i hope myeongseok and his kids leave at some point and ceo han's schemes are uncovered. i hope taesumi doesn't get the position. although, i do feel more sympathetic towards taesumi because of her past. but how she's acting towards youngwoo is rubbing me off the wrong way.

i'm on youngwoo's side through and through. i hope she defeats them both.

with everything that youngwoo's been through, she'll get through the aftermath of whatever plan ceo han has. she has her friends by her side, thank god for suyeon and geurami, but we all know she's tough and badass on her own. SHE'S A SMART BADDIE

(that preview tho. i'm a sucker for tropes where character A is in danger and character B, hopelessly in love with A, overcome with worry, runs to protect them. GIVE ME AN HOUR OF THAT)

anyway. is ep 14 a bad ep? i'm torn to be honest. i wish we didn't get angst, but i also want to give it a chance and see where they lead with it. the entire jeju-do trip was heartbreaking and then heartwarming, a whole rollercoaster. but i enjoyed a lot of the scenes in it and i'm currently an emotional wreck.

do i think it's rushed? we'll see i guess? it's hard to say it is with finality when there are still 2 eps left. but if they squeeze in too much drama in the final ep and not a lot of junho and youngwoo being domestic and married, then yes it is.

but, again, this is just me rambling. i'll see you guys soon!

#extraordinary attorney woo #eaw ep 14 #extraordinary attorney woo episode 14 #lee jun ho #woo young woo #choi su yeon #kwon min woo #lia.txt #eaw #i'm gonna make a post about junho's rainbow button ups soon!! #your gorl's gotta work first ok byeeee!!

[rosietrace]

∅ for Gwen and Roya😈

And also perhaps ∅ for Ellis and Yuuta too

I technically already did one for our beloved RoyWen, so I'll be doing SumerEllis(platonic ship name) for this one!

Oc thoughts: Sumeragi Yuuta on Ellis Clawthorne

Character Featured: Sumeragi Yuuta

Mentioned: Ellis Clawthorne(@starry-night-rose)

Warning(s): Yuuta being Yuuta /j , potentially ooc

[ Apologies for any out of character moments ]

[ Reblogs > Likes ]

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▹ †𝆤࿙๋࿙࿚⊱「❀」⊰࿙࿚๋࿚𝆤† Sumeragi Yuuta, the golden rule

“Ellis? Hah, endearing, is she not? She gets on my nerves at times, and frankly, it's hard to understand her given that English isn't my first language, but holy hell can she be entertaining…”

▹ †𝆤࿙๋࿙࿚⊱「❀」⊰࿙࿚๋࿚𝆤†

➜ There was a language barrier keeping the two from interacting at first.

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ Now, let's be clear; Yuuta's technically fluent in English. Or at least, as fluent as the average Japanese person can be in English

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ When he first arrived in Twisted Wonderland, he had to adjust a little to the language, and it only worsened when he realized his new ‘roommate’ was someone from an all-English-speaking country

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ So it's safe to say that during those first number of weeks, Yuuta and Ellis barely talked — if at all. Ellis tried to strike up a conversation, but Yuuta didn't know how to properly respond because of how fast and overly casual she sounded (which was a contrast to how formal the English he learned was)

➜ Yuuta actually broadened his skills in English, not only to make it easier to communicate with his ‘classmates’, — but in the case of Ellis — to also properly talk with her without taking like- twenty to thirty minutes to conjure up a response.

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ It was a rough start. Ellis appreciated that Yuuta was willing to learn English a little more for convenience's sake, but she couldn't help but grimace because of how…. Obvious, it was that he was learning from a textbook

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ So what did she do? The only natural response was to just help him out, of course!

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ From there, the two of them learned a lot more about each other! That Ellis liked artists like ABBA, Yuuta having quite the penchant for money, the fact that they're both okay with expressing themselves through fashion, etc.!

➜ Ellis learned the ‘easy way’ to never interrupt Yuuta while he's in the botanical garden.

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ It's practically common knowledge in NRC that Yuuta and Azrail are batshit terrifying when you piss them off — especially when you interrupt them while they're doing their plant shit

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ Ellis, however, didn't know that. She had to learn it from Ace and Deuce, who had already experienced what it was like to interrupt Yuuta during his ‘plant hours’

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ Confused as she might've been, she went along with it! And low-key finds it funny that anyone who interrupts him becomes a shell of their former self right after

➜ Ellis utterly refuses to talk to Yuuta about his life before coming to this world.

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ From the way Yuuta looked when Ellis described her life before coming to Twisted Wonderland, she knew that something must've gotten Yuuta to feel bitter about his life before ‘transmigrating’

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ The only natural approach she had was to just…. Not talk about it at all

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ She didn't want to make Yuuta uncomfortable, especially since they were technically roommates — so she made sure to try not to talk about life before Twisted Wonderland unless Yuuta felt comfortable enough to do so!

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ Yuuta greatly appreciates this sentiment but doesn't really want to show it. To him, Ellis was a breath of fresh air after what he had to go through before coming here

˚₊· ͟͟͞➳❥ And he's pretty damn grateful that he has a friend like her among his support system!

➜ ……. He just wishes he could've apologized to her before coming. He figured that she and Ellis would've gotten along, had she transmigrated too.

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#twisted wonderland oc #twst oc #twst yuu #twst yuuta #yuusona #twst ocs #mutuals <3 #mutuals ask #mutuals asks #asks! #oc asks #sumeragi yuuta #yuuta sumeragi #ellis clawthorne #「🌹」 oc interactions

[squiggly-mctwig]

Could you do tickle hc’s for Khonshu from moon knight please? 🌺

There's a severe lack of Khonshu tkl content out there and it simply must not do 😔

Lee

( Gonna pretend he has a physical form that Marc and the other two can interact with for the sake of these headcannons, also apologies if any of this seems OOC, I have no idea how to write for Khonshu :,] )

Khonshu had very little prior knowledge as to what tickling is

But as he's watched Marc, Steven, and Jake having tickle fights he's slowly gotten used to it and grasped it a little more

Chaotic mix of a grumpy and stubborn lee

So Khonshu's overall ticklishness is kinda low

But there's certain spots on him that just kicks in the fight-or-flight reflex

For instance, you know that funny little empty space between his neck and torso?

Just wave your hand between it like a DJ and he just starts chuckling, flinches away, and then glares at you

If you also just wiggle a finger under his chin/beak it results in low laughter and like- squawks and chitters lmao

Considering his head is just a skull, I'm assuming he's just completely bones

So now its law that his ribs are the worst

That spot results in deep, LOUD belly laughter

His spine is also slightly ticklish ( You could say it sends shivers down his spine- )

It's kind of hard to actually tickle him, because either he catches you before you do anything

or you're getting a spot that just isn't ticklish ( so you better aim for ribs, chin, or his "void neck" unless you want that quick retaliation that is in store )

Lots of empty threats when being tickled like "I will launch you into the Orion constellation, I swear to Osiris!"

He also has a tendency to call the ler "worm" as well

guess who he calls it the most

That just results in him getting wrecked twice as hard

Lots of wrestling if you manage to get him down, but it's very rewarding when you manage to get past that wall of defense and get him to laugh ( Marc and Jake usually gets that satisfaction )

Definitely holds in his laughter and then breaks a minute in

Teases aren't really the most effective thing, because Khonshu is so stubborn that he HIMSELF teases/provokes the ler

Usually it's just to get them riled up like "Bite me, Spector" or something like that lol

It usually backfires on him though because riling up any of the boys ends you up with an extra five minutes of tickles

He's most susceptible to being tickled by Marc, but he gets ganged up occasionally by all three if he's just being a straight up jerk

Khonshu's the type of person that answers the question "Are you ticklish?" with a "No.", and then when the person who initiated the question turns around, he's v a n i s h i f i e d ( literally )

DO NOT try to get him if he has his moon staff in hand

Unfortunately Steven had to learn that the hard way :(

He has accidentally clocked someone on the head with it in result of pure surprise

Ler

But beware if you do attempt to tickle him, he might forgive but he won't forget

Only tickles someone if he's provoked enough or if he's just purely annoyed

Much more of a ler than a lee

Khonshu is SCARY ler bro

Since he's been watching from afar for most of Marc, Steven, and Jake's tickle fights, he knows what makes each of them turn into a giggle puddle :,)

He sometimes sneaks up behind his lee, and lifts them up to get them

To add onto that, I feel like he'd also go "BOO!" when approaching just because he finds it funny ( meanie )

Steven is probably Khonshu's favorite of the three to tickle, partly because every time he sneaks up on him and spooks him it's the funniest sound ever, and partly because Steven is adorable when he's giggling himself silly :,)

He isn't going to admit it, of course

Prefers casual teasing to baby talk

He doesn't really start most of the tickle fights, but he WILL end it

The tickle fights Khonshu DOES start usually begins with him waiting for, let's say Steven, to stand somewhere behind, maybe Jake.

So Khonshu will just appear behind Jake when he's not looking and skitter his side. And then when he turns around, Khonshu just-

"It was Grant."

and then leave the premises 2.4 seconds later

I see Khonshu as kind of a goofy/ruthless ler

And as in goofy, I mean like little unintentional things he does like switching between tickling someone's back to their tummy every 5 seconds, which in turn gets whoever he's tickling to wiggle back and forth lmao

or like just goes into a deep pondering state wondering "Wait, Steven's worst spot is his sides, right? Wait no that's Jak- NO ITS MARC?"

and from the lee's perspective while he's thinking, it just looks really silly

But ooohhh ho ho his ruthlessness balances it out, you'd think Khonshu's the Egyptian god of vengeance if you didn't know any better

He can say "tickle" probably 26 times in a row with absolute confidence

He also might comment on embarrassing things kinda poker-face like "Hm, you're face is going a little red, Spector. Are you quite alright?"

If Khonshu's feeling a lot more mischievous, he might sneak in a few pokes or nuzzles from his beak

Definitely an anticipation and surprise tickler, like hovering his hands over a spot, and then changing to a different spot last second when you least expect it

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Hypothetical scenario that would never happen but would be funny: Neodevimon doing a youtuber style apology with all the sighs and "I was in a very dark place" and "I'm sorry you felt that way" about like killing and ruining lives.

I don't know about that, really? I mean, it's funny, but some of the joking I do with him is OOC for what he'd really do? It's still a bit up in the air due to his reboot, but generally a long-term 'thing' with Neodevimon is that he doesn't like doing evil for evil's sake like some other species. It's highly likely it's an error in his code. This is probably due to how he was 'created' & his Digicore has what I would compare to a very bad scar on it by the time he is Perfect level. Baalmon is what eventually pushes his morality into red. As much as I joke, Neodevimon is above torturing someone, despite how he conducts himself. It would have to be something very severe that offends him to drive him to doing something like that. Now, that may change later, but generally stooping to that level sickens him & he'd rather, strangely, fight on even grounds. (Remember the whole thing about him leaving rivals alive so that he can repeatedly fight them for fun.) Additionally it appears he still has some moral compunctions about harming innocent creatures, & whether or not this is just a simple decision, or some deep, deep part of his code from formerly being an Angemon is unclear (likely). Neodevimon has severe issues with loyalty, which of course can be exploited. However, this also means that if he views you as some sort of ally, you are actually extremely safe in his vicinity once he trusts you a bit, & he WILL protect his friends with his life, even if they end up betraying him (heehoo spoilers). Either way, he is not really coded to do evil for evil's sake, even if he is a nasty person & feeds on life to survive. It's complicated, & there is something sort of funny about that. He WILL twist the knife, but he has a hard time actually sticking it in first without someone forcing him to do it... for now at least. Never feel bad for him, though.

#Ask #He is a complicated shit but yeah he doesn't like cartoonishly evil acts

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Bucky wasn’t “mean” to Sam it TFATWS. He was being racist. Just because the series didn’t spell it out for white viewers doesn’t mean that Bucky was being “mean.”

He ignored Sam for months until Sam did something he didn’t like and then inserted himself into Sam’s professional life and work. (Another subtle example of the ways he was being racist in TFATWS).

He took Sam to see a Black man that had been held as a prisoner and tortured for decades without even warning Sam of who they were going to.

He quite literally put Sam’s life at risk during their interaction with the police officer.

He continued to berate Sam and center himself and his whiteness in discussions about the shield without even listening to Sam’s perspective or his experience as a Black man.

Bucky was not “mean” in TFATWS. He was racist. Ffs.

i’m not trying to argue anything you say in this ask. that’s not my place first of all and second of all i agree w you and everyone else in my notes pointing out the multiple times bucky committed microagressions against sam and the many examples in fatws of bucky’s racism/white privilege/bias at play in his actions and interactions with sam (like these above). i agree. i’m not arguing against what you’re saying.

i specifically mentioned in an earlier post i felt sam was “mean” to bucky in was that were ooc in fatws and cacw, specifically referring to their snarky banter. (nothing else.) that’s why the previous ask was questioning why i said that and also pointing out that bucky was the one who was really “mean”(er) than sam i guess. i agreed with that and clarified i didn’t mean to imply bucky was never mean to sam or exempt from responsibility for his actions that are, like you point out, beyond just “mean.” op specifically brought up the incident with the shield.

as i said in a previous post these instances were not what i meant when i brought up sam being ooc “mean” to bucky, or bucky being “mean” to sam (which, i feel he is. a lot. their relationship is based on a frenemies type conflict, which was the only thing i meant to refer to with “mean”. imo it works for mackie and stan who are friends but not for sambucky bc we haven’t gotten to really see them interact on screen too much, mostly bc bucky was still tws when they met, then ran away, then was unconscious, steve was always there as a buffer between them and the main focus of the attention, then sam was in jail and bucky was in wakanda and we never saw if they did interact, then they were both snapped for years. IF the mcu had given them the attention they deserved years ago to develop their characters outside of their relationship to steve, i feel like their dynamic in fatws would make a lot more sense and like. obviously it would have been cool to get to see more of them explored previously apart from how they benefited steves narratives) to clarify for everyone, i was talking about examples of their banter feeling mean/unkind/cruel and not teasing on both of their ends because i don’t think disney developed their relationship (platonic or otherwise) enough in the years prior to fatws airing somewhere WE could see it (like on screen) for it to feel funny and not mean and where both characters would reasonably understand it’s banter and not just bc disney says they do for the sake of pushing their show (like, alternatively, they did with both sam and steves friendship and steve and bucky’s friendship throughout phase 3, mostly bc we actually got to see them interact in meaningful ways beyond fight scenes and banter). that’s all i meant. that the depictions of them i feel are shallow, no longer funny, and time spent that could have been better utilizing further developing their bond/characters in a meaningful way.

that is not to say fatws NEVER develops either character in a meaningful way. of course they do! fatws was a huge arc for sam. and a progression (even if one i didn’t really like all the time) for bucky as a trauma n hydra survivor. they both had great moments in the show i felt were really just well written and meaningful elements to their storylines. i just wish there was more of that in the show (and hell, phase 3) so it didn’t feel rushed and/or was pushed aside i favor of this banter. but yes to respond to what you were saying, i don’t see any of those examples as bucky being “mean” to sam bc that would trivialize their importance and impact. but there are other moments where he is mean, and i find those particularly odd in the fact of him being shown to not be an aggressive or disrespectful character before that, just like i feel the show does by having sam make snarky comments towards him when he’s not even aware of himself. i feel like those are ooc, not a reflect or dislike of sam as a character bc it’s just that. i feel like he wouldn’t do those things. but i’m not including sam’s extremely justified reactions to things like these examples (and how bucky handled walker, handled sam giving up the shield, the police, incidents of racism) in my critiques of sam as being written as “mean.” because obviously those moments are necessary and understandable and not related to the random snarky banter i feel is ooc.

so, yes. you’re all right. bucky was mean to sam in fatws and also there were instances where his behavior was beyond just “mean” and were racist and i apologize for trivializing those instances in how i worded my former posts or if it seemed like i was holding sam to a higher standard and exempting bucky. i don’t wish to deny or excuse those instances. you’re right and thank you for pointing it out

#i speak #asks

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JUJUTSU KAISEN CHARACTERS IF YOU LAUGHED WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THEY CHEATED

A/N: I’ve seen so many angst fanfictions of characters cheating on Y/N and they cry and can’t really get over them. What if it was just Y/N laughing because they don’t take shit and probably stand by the “you loose me, you loose me loser.” Of course they are hurt but can’t let people control them for it.

If you have been in a very toxic relationship, you are awesome and I hope the best for you!

This is my first time writing a bit of angst (if you can call it that) and this will probably be OOC, but I’m not sure.

Gender Neutral Reader for all parts except Naoya (we all know how he feels about women). Badly written angst.

Warning: toxic relationships, slight angst, just reader being a badass, Naoya being Naoya.

As much as I love Gojo, he would totally cheat on you. He’s a guy with a huge ego and pride and probably lacks commitment to actual romantic relationships, it isn’t surprising that he would cheat.

You found out when his phone went off next to you one day. Giving into curiosity, you checked to see what it was about.

It was a text from a someone you didn’t know, or care to know. The text read;

Last night was fun I can’t wait to do that again sometime.

You aren’t stupid. You knew what they meant by that. You only hummed at the message, setting the phone down and trying to ignore the pain in your heart, rising to your throat. You had suspicions, but of course didn’t push for the sake of trusting Gojo.

Gojo came back to the living room and saw you there, phone in hand. His heart immediately dropped but tried to smile at you.

“Last night was fun,” you read from the text off his phone. “I can’t wait to do that again sometime.”

His blood ran cold when hearing the casualty in your voice, like you just told him about the weather.

“So, got anything to say?”

“What’s there to say? It shouldn’t matter right? It was just a one time thing.”

He expected you to start screaming or crying, that’s how most people he had a relationship acted when finding out about his affairs. But not you, no. You smiled at him.

“You’re right. It will be a one time thing. We’re over.”

What?

“What do you mean ‘we’re over,’ and why the fuck are you smiling!?” Gojo tried to get mad at you, to rile you up in hopes of something at least. If you didn’t care why should he? But at the same time…

“I said what I said and meant what I said. I’m smiling because it’s funny.”

“The fuck is so funny about this?”

“It’s funny you think I’d actually cry over something like this, over you.”

You aren’t crying over him. You only chuckle at his surprised expression, holding back laughter. He didn’t get a rise out of you, your sobs and yells of not being able to have him truly.

You weren’t upset over him.

“Wh-“ “I’ll pack my things.”

With that you just shoved your things into your bags, taking everything with you and giving Gojo a sickeningly sweet smile at the front doorway.

“Whatever.” Gojo spat with a smirk. “You won’t find another guy like me, yknow.”

Your smiled widened, much to Gojo’s hatred. “Good to know.”

With that, you left. You left without a fuss, without a tear. Fine, Gojo thought, I don’t need you anyways.

You’d be back either way. You’d crawl back to him realizing you can’t get over someone like THE Gojo Satoru. You just can’t!

Gojo probably slept around, trying to get rid of the thought of you and tried to enjoy this “freedom.” In truth, each time after the one night stand was done, all he remembered was that goddamn smile you gave him, how casual you were about leaving him.

No second thought, no second chance.

You just left.

He shouldn’t care. There were plenty of women and plenty of men who were more than willing to be with him, of course.

So why does he feel so empty without you? Why did it set a heavy weight of guilt on his shoulders. It was only then he realized that you really wouldn’t come back.

Okay it is canon that Toji here can’t be bothered to be in a committed relationship. So it isn’t a surprise he probably cheats.

You found out when you ran into him on the way to the store. He was with some random woman, you didn’t pay much attention to who she was really.

You two just stared at one another. Toji didn’t seem to bother to explain himself, nor did he seem to care. Of course you ached on the inside.

“Gonna say anything? Cause I gotta get goin’.” Toji finally said.

“Back to your date?”

He just rolled his eyes, ready for the waterworks and the screaming. He waited, and waited. Looking back at you, all he saw was a smile. His brows furrowed.

No screaming. No yelling. You just laughed and looked at the woman;

“Good luck.”

You just walked passed him, shoulders bumping into one another roughly. It left a bitter taste in Toji’s mouth. You just… Walked away with no fuss. Sure. Fine by him right? Right.

He didn’t care and you didn’t seem to neither. No problem with him.

That’s a lie.

He saw you go about your day to day life. Despite the look of casualty on your face, you looked… worn out.

Ouch.

Right through Toji’s heart was the spike of guilt.

You were hurting, that much was obvious, but you tried to get over it. After all, plenty of fish in the sea. It would be a waste to just save it on some dude.

‘Course Toji tried to get you out of his mind. It was obvious he couldn’t. Always thinking about you, sometimes even waiting to see you text him some stupid shit he could roll his eyes at. Something.

But you didn’t. You couldn’t and you shouldn’t. If he didn’t care about your relationship, neither would you.

It was over and it was done.

But there’s times Toji really wishes he wasn’t such an asshole.

How you two got together is BEYOND anyone’s understanding. He’s misogynistic and a complete asshole. It’s surprising how you are able to put up with him sometimes.

What’s not surprising is him cheating. He believes that his male needs need to be satisfied whenever. After all he works hard so he clearly deserve it.

You were blissfully unaware until a sympathetic servant informed you of what your husband gets up to when he’s not around.

You just smiled but it was clear by the ache in your eyes you fought back the tears. You knew. You had a gut feeling but you tried to trust him.

Upon returning home, he was greeted by you sitting on the bed with your things packs behind you.

“The fuck is this?” Naoya demanded.

“I know you’re cheating on me.”

Naoya just scoffed and rolled his eyes. Women and their emotions. “I’m a man. I have needs you know.”

“I know. Whoever she is, she can do it all the time with you. I don’t really care.” You smiled.

Naoya grinned, figuring you saw it his way like a good wife. But his smile dropped when you took off your wedding ring and set it on the bedside table. No anger behind it and no hesitation.

“What the fuck are you doing.”

“Letting you have your way as a man. I mean, you won’t have a wife to be nagging you about that, right?” You grinned even wider, venom pouring from your words while your face said otherwise.

You grabbed your things and tried to walk past him. Keyword, tried.

“You aren’t going anywhere! You are my wife!” His hand gripped your wrist but you just tugged it away. “Get back here!”

You weren’t crying like he was expecting. Don’t women just bawl when they find their husband is being unfaithful? Don’t they make a huge fuss and scene?

You just continued walking away from him, ignoring him as if he were just a flu. A pest.

“You are my wife! You will-“ “Ex-wife.”

You turned with a smile. “Wish you and her the best of luck. Really, I do. She keep your man needs ‘satisfied’ right?”

For once Naoya was speechless. He could only watch as you walked away, away from the Zenin estate. You turned back and he could only wait- rather hope- you’d come running back to him and apologize for doing this to him, for saying such things to him. But you just stood, and stared, and chuckled at your own stupidity. Misogynists, am I right?

There are plenty of women who are submissive, Naoya told himself. Plenty who are willing to be pretty wives.

Yet there he stands, just hoping and wishing his dear wife would come back. His caring and loving one. That smile you gave him, that smile of pure pain yet amusement. You’d always smile when he brought you joy.

Now he just sees that sickening smile over and over. He tried to blame it on the woman he had an affair with, she came onto him! But at the end of the day, he was the one that gave in.

Hope I did good at the angst! My heart sure didn’t enjoy it except the Naoya part.

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