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meownotgood · 2 years
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WOW OKAY!!!!!
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Dean has to make sure any guy who wants to fuck Sam (or Cordell, as he’s called here) is up for the job. Call it an audition.
It’s his duty as a big brother to make sure his baby boy is properly taken care of.
Then this *Liam* walks in, calling himself the little brother, bragging about having a big cock and knowledge to go with it. And usually these guys are flings, but Cordell calls Liam the little brother too (as if Sam in whatever universe isn’t wholly and completely *Dean’s*) and the “audition” leaves Dean with shaky legs and stars in his eyes, and that damn Liam is already ready to go with Sam. Uh. Cordell.
But Cordell surprises them both; drapes himself over Dean’s boneless sprawl and nuzzles at his neck, trails tiny kisses up to his ear, licks down his jaw and Dean is almost distracted enough not to notice the sound of Cordell slapping his own ass as he pulls away to say “C’mon, baby brother. Show me what you got,” but Dean will *never* be distracted enough to miss the sound of Sammy moaning as his ass is stretched around a dick. Especially when that dick is as big and skilled as advertised.
Dean’s dick is Pavlovian, always responds to the sound of Sammy’s pleasure, even when Sam is Cordell. And somehow this is perfectly right, Sam in the middle between his brothers, Liam’s thrusts making Sam’s dick rub against Dean’s, and it’s the most perfect thing in the world to reach down and guide Cordell to his already used and stretched hole. They both groan as Liam thrusts hard and Cordell fills Dean, and then everything slips away into sweaty slick pleasure.
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americanmiss · 1 year
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I love country blues I don’t ever want to listen to any other kind of music
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bokkerijder · 3 months
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pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc
against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"
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shobiolovechild · 2 months
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there are 2 kinds of mangaka when drawing: the ones that hate woman and the ones that love woman
And, guys...
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i think ryoko kui really loves woman.
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miniaturecatmentality · 2 months
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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet
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orcinus-veterinarius · 2 months
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Woman at the zoo: Why do they look so sad? 😔
Sign literally 10 feet away:
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cafffine · 9 months
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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omegasmileyface · 3 months
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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"
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bookwyrminspiration · 3 months
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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gabrielisdead · 9 months
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finally I got them all
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beaft · 3 months
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my mum forbade me to say anything to my dad about the top surgery thing, and it's just hit me how funny it would be if i got it done and didn't tell him and just waited for him to notice. i mean, what's he gonna say? "didn't you used to have tits?"
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sylvies-kablooie · 3 months
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i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.
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blairwitchapologist · 4 months
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has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders
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cemeterything · 4 months
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"you will look for themes and motifs in media that isn't worth the effort" i will look for themes and motifs in the dirt. on the ground.
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riacte · 4 months
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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