#this is an ace joke

[cahootings]

“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me

#people missing context this was about the wwdits show runners pulling a 2012-era queerbait #and was a joke #also if you're going to send me an anon asking me why i hate ace people. miss me with your homophobia thanks

[asocketwrench]

it's all coming together

#gengar #pokemon #pkmn #pokémon #asexual #nonbinary #pride month #this was an inside joke when I made it because I'm ace NB and post gengar really sorry if I offended any bisexuals :(

[theacecouple]

Many Aces go through a process where they learn what society conventionally considers "sexy" and learn how to feign sexual attraction, without experiencing it themselves, based on those standards. This is known as "hacking the allo-gorithm"

#ace #asexual #asexuality #aces #ace community #ace pride #asexual community #asexual pride #lgbtqia #funny #jokes #ace humor #asexual humor #the more you know

[princeshilo]

2024:

GET WEIRDER

MAKE BAD ART

FIND LOVE EVERYWHERE

END SELF SHAME

FUCK NASTY

#fuck nasty is a joke i am ace but its funny #frog rambles

[opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

I can’t stand forced romance in media. You’re telling me this man and woman who’ve barely spoken to each other, have not flirted at all and have barely been together for three scenes are in love??? Like am I just too aroace to see it?? I always feel so surprised

#i’m watching Andor and there’s two characters who have no chemistry but everyone keeps making jokes about how they’re so into each other #aro #aroace #ace #aromantic stuff #asexual stuff #aromantic #asexual #forced romance #aro pride #aro problems #ace problems #aro ace #queer #lgbtq #aro culture is

[hyuckonia]

deuce fucking dies dot jpg

bonus:

old man breaks back laughing at lame joke too hard 😂😂😂😔

#its funny guys get it its deez NUTS hahahah HAHAHA its funny get it guys its so funny and relevant guys guys where are you goi #jumpscare: white boy #i dont have a funny story for when i doing this one but a bug flew in my dollar store minion cup of water so that was Hashtag Sad #I just wanted to draw that bonus but I do thnk deuce knows the joke and cried himself to sleep that night #twisted wonderland #twst #fanart #memes #meme #ace trappola #deuce spade #grim #twst grim #twst yuu #lilia vanrouge #lilia tells sebek to try the joke on malleus later. malleus doesnt get it. silver tells him how crude that joke is #sebek also cries himself to sleep that night #hyuckscraps

[rendevok]

favorite thing ♡

the inspo:

aaaaand some inner dialogue for your viewing pleasure:

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #just so we’re clear on what’s what: the MAIN joke is that phoenix is disagreeing with him #what his favorite thing IS… well.. i’ll leave that up to you (but you can read my thoughts later in tags) #fan art #ace attorney #aa #rendoodles #weirdly proud of how these turned out despite how uncleaned they still are #one of my interpretations of this would be Phoenixs favorite thing isn’t disagreeing with Miles but rather the faces he makes when he does #you could also go for the sappy ‘you’re my favorite thing’ or the less so ‘your ASS is my favorite thing’ #truly the options are limitless. please let your imagination fly like the wind

[waddupmydudes]

a few weeks ago I just discovered that banded amethysts exist, which are really pretty yk

again, quite pretty :D

Then I found this bowl:

Its a beautiful bowl, and i wouldn't usually use it for food

because it's perfect for holding all my fucks to give.

#acespec #asexual #ace pride #heheh ace joke #asexuality

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

#good omens #gos2 #season 2 #crowley #crowley's evil rebouning upon him #aziraphale #ac #apology dance #crowley does the apology dance #good omens memes #jokes #:))

[caliartcat]

the sequel my art tablet broke but i will always deliver <3

#this is basically what all klapollo art looks like #the art is an april fools joke but the caption isnt #my art tablet actually gave up after 7 years and is no longer functioning properly </3 #dw im getting a new one #i have more (actual) apollo art planned #klapollo #apollo justice #klavier gavin #ace attorney

[cowboyslikedean]

in the second to last serial of classic doctor who, the curse of fenric, there are strange pseudo vampires. at one point the doctor explains that - despite the folklore - it’s not the physical crucifix that repels the vampires, it’s the faith of the person holding it, their absolute belief in something more than themselves. the priest present fails to repel the vampires with a crucifix, because his faith had been broken by the events of WWII. the doctor repels the vampires with his faith in those he has had as companions, muttering their names over and over.

i mention all this because - and i am not making this up - it is immediately followed by a soviet man repelling the vampires with the power of belief in communist revolution. they aired this in the 80s.

as the show was then cancelled one story later, it remains the only show to ever be cut down in its prime twenty six seasons in.

#i’m joking but i’m also not joking bc s25-26 literally are my favs of classic #doctor who #classic doctor who #classic who #ace mcshane #seventh doctor #season 26 #the curse of fenric

[meep--tm]

we r nearly finished replaying aa3

#ace attorney #dahlia hawthorne #iris hawthorne #pwaa #trials and tribulations #art tag #posting at a weird time again YAYY #sorry if someones made this joke before hehe

[gender-fluidbees]

#asexual #aromantic #aro #ace #ace spec #queer #lgbtqia+ #meme #joke #love

[souppunch]

Be careful what you ask for dad,

Happy ace week!

#me babbling #aroace #asexual #asexuality #aromantic #happy ace week folks #digital art #comic #Asian dad moment lmao #im pretty sure hes joking but i think its funny anyway

[productofaritual]

Sometimes I'll just forget people are like, actually allo.

Like I'm ace so ofc I'll make sex jokes. But like sometimes I'll genuinely forget people are unironically allosexual or alloromantic and like that they're like unironically attracted to people or actively pursuing relationships.

#and its always such a shock to realize it again #like #omg #youre not joking #aro #ace #aromantic #asexual #aroace #aspec #acespec

[demi-romantics]

Truly experiencing the opposite of a gay panic, the aro/ace dread, when I think somebody has a crush on me

#like I’m flattered but also makes me very uncomfortable #I totally borrowed aro ace dread from #@our-aroace-experience #aromantic #asexual #demiromantic #demisexual #graysexual #grayromantic #joke #but also true