#this is awful kmao

[bwoahtastic]

milf max and „boytoy“ alpha oscar YESSSS!!!

so good! 😫 like max isn‘t even looking for anything serious at all because he just isn‘t interested at that moment….he has his lil pup and dan is still there too as their dad and it‘s alright. he‘s good with that. he just wants to have some fun yk and someone ends up meeting young alpha oscar who is just the living embodiment of 🧍🏽‍♂️ but max is like yeah he‘s cute enough for a fuck lol. but then he ends up seeing oscar more often maybe not even for having sex but just because and nnn he realizes that oscar is such a cutie and a lot of fun….and oscar is just 😍 for milf max because i mean…hooot!! and oscar‘s bestie lando is like who has got YOU all mushy because that‘s not the oscar I know (maybe lando also is friends with max but doesn‘t know it‘s his other bestie until he catches them and he‘s like🤯 that‘s the hot milf you‘ve been fucking oscar?!??!??!?)

Plss max and dan having split recently but they are still good friends and coparents to their little 2 year old. They still spend a lot of time together as a family and hold so much love for the other, but realised its more in a best friend's way (I could still see them live together for the chonqy pup tho)

Max out looking for some fun and running into Oscar who is just 🧍‍♂️ and there and perfect for what Max wants! They end up sleeping together and Max enjoys it and likes cuddling to Oscar after, and Oscar is just in awe because Max is so beautiful and strong!

Max was only supposed to see Oscar once but he texts Oscar again and it becomes more regular and Max finds himself really liking Oscar, even tells Dan about him and introduces Oscar to the little pup! Meanwhile Oscar is trying to not have Lando know he is seeing Max and just talks about the 'milf' je is seeing but Lando figures it out and CANT believe Oscar is dating Max, who he knows because Dan is Lando's boss maybe? And they are all friends. But now Oscar is seeing Max and Lando us all *shocked gasps* snd definitely tells Max Oscar called him a milf (Max is flattered and wears a shirt that says milf the next day kmao)

#asks

[carnivaldisk]

wow

#this is so warped like this as intended #this is awful kmao #lmao #it’s wokring out ok tho #working #sure #ive never coloured this much in my life #looks like shaggy #everytime i colour ij phase 1 2d he turns into shaggy

[hello-yue-here]

idk if this is a hate anon but you have the vibes of the girl who accused me of causing her a mental illness because I would make fun of her when she peed her pants (first grade) and because I condoned people calling her booger girl (no one ever taught her to blow her nose. she is in high school now. she still has never used a tissue and even now I hear the sounds of her sucking it all back inside reverberating in my brain). also she called me homophobic because I had said, like four times, that she had bi vibes. and she said that me, who is LGBT, a few times casually pointing out that she had bi vibes (implying I would support her??? because I was literally LGBT) and she said that that was biphobia and that I was making her scared to come out. and also that I made her parents become homophobes?? and then she tried like seventeen times to out me to everyone at church it was so weird. also she was descended from nazis and I am jewish it was such a sexy and fun friendship. she falsely accused me of actual real life crimes on multiple occasions and has said she hopes I wind up in jail. hope your weekend good bestie.

oh this is the fucking winner. oh my god. directly calling my vibes out and made me super uncomfortable with what my vibes were being equated to. i am disturbed. i am appalled. i am offended that my vibes have been equated to this person. oh my fucking god you win. 100/10

send me “hate” anons and ill rate them out of ten

#LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK #OH MY GOD THIS WAS A WILD RIDE #I AM IN AWE #IN SHOCK #bestie r u okay #im sorry u had to deal with her thats like too much like what #tw nazis #tw nazi mention #tw homophia mention #tw homophobia #broski what the fuck i- #i feel hated damn #i know its fake tho so we okay kmao #but DAMN #YOU UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT

[tiredandangry]

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#salt.txt #im a stupid ugly fucking monster and im gonna die at 15 #im gross im ugly and disgusting and i just #i hate it #i hate my face #i hate my legs #i hate my arms #i hare my neck #i hare my body #its so awful and gross and I hate it so much #everyone thinks Im gross and ugly and that Im just some ugly dumb fat ass thats gonna die of a heartattack at mcdonalds when Im 15 #and theyre probably fuckig right kmao #im the most unhealthiest fucking lump of fat in the world #im probably gonna hate myself even more for this later but im angru and upset and I jsut #hate it so much and I jusr #im tired and overwhelmed abd i hate everuthing #and everythif feels like it hates me and I hyst want to go to my art class and draw eyes for two hours #im jusr so tired

[sukirichi]

Alright alright. I’m hurt because one I was hurting Rin and self sabotaging myself when if I would just be as ‘free’ as I claim to be maybe we together would be happy. MARI I WANNA JUMP THAT IMAGINARY BITCH. LIKE COME ON RUN THIS FADE. I’m glad that they finally had this talk though it was long over due. I just hope I can stop being a scary ass and just let myself be with Rin. Here’s to the unknown and hopefully but possibly mot happy endings. Keep up the wonderful work I can’t wait for more🥰🥰

P.s if in the next chapter we accidentally run into Mari and pop pop pop I wouldn’t be mad kmao jk unless.. (remember guys violence is hardly ever the answer but in this case we fighting lol)

but that’s the thing 😔... YN is not free in her emotions, especially not with her mother deciding for the both of them that they are not allowed to be happy by causing nagisa pain 😔 but yes to their ‘talk’ that was much needed !! for two best friends who can easily understand one another even without speaking, they actually struggle to meet halfway.

‘here’s to the unknown and hopefully but possibly not happy endings’ aw, anon, i loved that 🥺 and thank you so much for this, hopefully i can update on time !!

#asks with naoya's trophy wife #THE ENDING NOTE HELP AHSKAKAKA #mari deserves to be smacked but bcos i know what happened to her i would not a lay on her 😭 #series ( broken records )

[locria-writes]

So if the MC was counting Mr.Notsodearlydeparted what was the courts opinion/thoughts on her, more like what's she doing with him? or just kinda welp kmao she'll get over it?

there’s a lot of Opinions

“aw that’s cute”

“of course she’s a gold digger that’s her whole family”

“of course rosenthal could only court a debutante bc anyone else is too sensible”

“bad taste smh”

“who wants to bet that she’ll be over him by the end of the season?”

“poor thing she doesn’t know any better”

#aab ekkehard #lmao eike getting roasted by the court is the funniest thing i'll ever think of #Anonymous