#this is basically a shitpost

[mattpoitrass6thgoal]

Me watching this bruins team compared to last games one:

#this is basically a shitpost #playoffs 24

[sabrebash]

Anime screencap redraw

#art #This is basically a shitpost #cows

[s3v3r3dh3ad]

I come with another stupid kind of almost alignment chart.🙏

(There was two other responses that said "You're wrong + Ratio" and "Karen" but neither of those felt correct for anybody so I just edited them out 💀😭)

#punch out #punch out wii #super punch out #arm wrestling #piston hondo #mr sandman #super macho man #aran ryan #bald bull #little mac #great tiger #king hippo #narcis prince #soda popinski #glass joe #heike kagero #bear hugger #alice and ape III #alice and ape 3 #if y'all can think of anyone else to put for the other responses lmk 😭🙏 #this is basically a shitpost #nice argument unfortunately

[darkfire359]

What’s the difference between Izzy (who yells at people) and Stede (who abandons his family without a word), Ed (who makes someone murder his own dog and then basically forgets about it), Jim (who tries to lock someone in a storage trunk and drown them at sea), and Buttons (who tries to eat a guy’s finger, giving him an amputation-worthy infection in the process, for no reason)?

…Sometimes Izzy acknowledges and apologizes for his bad behavior.

#izzy hands #hot takes #this is basically a shitpost #it’s very uncharitable to everyone else and they don’t deserve it #Stede at least sometimes apologizes too #like when he offered Mary flowers for flipping out at the art show #though that was mostly just a fuckery tbf #anyway I am grumpy and in Izzy apologist mode #other things Izzy does better than main protagonists include: #- communicating his feelings when he’s upset about something #- asking for feedback and suggestions when people tell him he’s doing something wrong #- acknowledging that it’s fair for people to be upset with his actions and to treat him accordingly #- caring when good men who work for him are needlessly put in life-threatening peril #(looking at Stede’s reaction to Swede’s scurvy and Ed’s ‘they’re pirates; it’s their job’)

[purepastrnak]

if anyone needs a tl;dr version of what's going on rn here have this

#bruins lb #boston bruins #david pastrnak #nhl #nhl news #3/2/23 #as kim would say: #this is basically a shitpost #memes

[jlfletcher]

I want a fic about normal non-spectacular human reader. They're not a spider-person and they have no powers. However, they've been stuck in the spider verse for a long time now and just can't find a way to get back home for some reason. They've been around so long that Miguel and them have been dating for a while......

My attempt at the fic below 👇

They actually work at the spider society doing the tasks that the spider-men are too busy to do. Like filing reports, building watches, tailoring and repairing suits, helping maintain Lyla's software (Lyla and Reader are besties now), ect. The reader has become so capable that when they head back to their universe (if they head back) they'll probably be a certified genius......

They're actually really capable despite feeling like they don't belong (bc they're not a spider-person) but everyone thinks they're really efficient and helpful. The fact that a normal person is able to keep up with the maintenance and care of HQ and the spider people in general amazes them anyway. The only thing is that Miguel doesn't know. They usually don't have a lot of free time together, what with reader's various jobs to do around HQ and Miguel busy running the place. Reader doesn't mean to keep it from Miguel, it just never comes up. And it's basically that trope of like reader walking around working on like some maintenance checklist and then as soon as they turn the corner, Miguel enters the room they just left. It makes sense because reader does odd jobs all around HQ and Miguel doesn't have spider sense anyway.

Until one day Miguel sees reader in the cafeteria talking to the spider fam. He sees reader holding a container of food and assumes they swung by to drop it off for him like usual. He just watches like a creep because he hasn't seen reader in a little while and gets a bit bothered when he sees Hobie swing his arm around their shoulders and lean on them as they converse with the others. And Miguel just stands there thinking, "Wait a minute, when did they grow so acquainted with them?"

He enters the cafeteria and reader turns and smiles warmly as they see him, walking up to say hi to him. Reader greets him softly which makes his lips twitch up in a smile before Hobie slinks around reader again and mentions with an amused smirk to Miguel, "Haven't seen you around in a while. Thought you were allergic to the café."

Reader softly chuckles with a quirked brow, "C'mon, Hob. You know I always grab food for him, it's not his fault."

Miguel's lips pressed into a line as he viewed the interaction up close, thinking to himself, "Hob? You have a nickname for his nickname?"

"Yeah but who gets you food, love?"

"Hobart.", reader sighs with a warning tone being clued in enough to gauge Miguel's tense aura.

"Ouch, the full name, huh? And here I thought I grew on you.", Hobie leans closer to the reader. Smirking not only at their banter but at the intense glare Miguel's shooting at him that he can see in his peripherals. Truthfully, there's nothing romantic between the two of them. Hobie and reader are more akin to siblings with the elder reader handling the younger Hobie's mischievousness.

"Get out of here, you rascal.", reader says with a chuckle, gently nudging Hobie back towards the others and away from Miguel. Hobie only winks at the reader before returning to his seat at the table with the others, knowing exactly what he's stirred up. The group all not so subtly watching Miguel and reader interact, their favorite topic of gossip.

"So, who gets you food?"

"Huh?"

"Who's the one that gets you food?"

Reader releases a wry chuckle, "I usually get my own food but sometimes... Hob."

Miguel stares at them for a second before grabbing their wrist and leading them out of the cafeteria. And reader can only think with a small smirk, "Ah, here we go." , unable to contain their happiness about finally spending time with him despite the context of the situation.

He leads them to his office to discuss what all that was about and as soon as Miguel's about to speak, reader cuts him off quickly as they present him with the food container, "I made chicken molé, it's my grandma's recipe."

He can't help but mirror the smile reader gives him as he gently takes the food, "Thank you."

Reader sighs before speaking, "Look. I know you're upset about how close Hobie is with me."

"I thought it was 'Hob'.", Miguel grumbled.

"Miguel.", reader spoke in a firmer tone, with their arms crossed over their chest as they look at him similarly to how they did earlier at Hobie.

Miguel just sighs as he waits for reader to continue.

"He's just a kid from a really unfortunate universe. I know you know that. I am very grateful that he is able to be that comfortable with me and I wouldn't ever tell him not to be. ¿Entiendes?"

Well when they put it like that... Miguel's shoulders slump a bit as he nods reluctantly, "Si entiendo."

Reader gently cups his cheek as they look up at him lovingly with a soft smile, whispering tenderly to him, "No one will ever hold me like you do, mi amor."

Miguel leans into their touch before wrapping his arms around them, sighing softly in relief into the crook of their neck, "How long has it been since I last held you, querida/o?"

Reader smiles softly as they turned to kiss his cheek while running their fingers through his hair, "Too long."

Soon the moment is cut short as Pavitr's happy voice echos off the walls, "Readerrrr! My suit ripped again and I don't know how to patch a hole like this! Can you put the little- Oh! Am I interrupting?" Pavitr's eyes widen as he sees the two releasing from each other's embrace and reader can sense the smile under his mask.

Reader sighs and hops down from Miguel's platform to take a look at the new hole in the fabric of his suit; nodding in relief as they see he's not injured. Reader digs a necklace out of their satchel before handing it to Pavitr, "Here. Take off your suit for me to repair it. Then put this on and press the center medallion. It's a temp suit but don't go running around with it and don't return home. It has a time limit." Pavitr nods and bounds out the door while shouting a giddy, "Thank you."

Reader sighs again and turns to Miguel, shaking their head with a smile, "That's his third repair this month. I need to research a more durable material in his universe."

Miguel looks confused as he jumps down from the platform in front of reader, "Why are you repairing it?"

Reader tilts their head in confusion as they answer slowly, "Because I repair things......?"

Miguel and reader stare at each other for a few seconds before they both speak.

"How often are you here?"

"You know I work here, right?"

Miguel eyes grow wide with concern. He's somewhat rushed when he voices his worries as he gently grabs reader's shoulders, "You can't work here, it's dangerous! Do you know how many anomalies we capture everyday? What if you get hurt?"

And reader just stares at him before chuckling softly, holding his face in their hands to still the mild panic roaring through him, "Miguel, cariño, calm down. I just do mundane work here. Plus, I'm usually in the engineering lab on the other side of the building (away from the anomalies)......"

Soon enough, the reader explains some of the things they do there as they sit, tinkering with a faulty gadget in Miguel's office. Him watching them work, intrigued by the way their hands move. That is until Miguel snaps out of his thoughts, confused by the way they talk about HQ and the other spider people so casually, "Wait... how long have you been working here?"

Reader hums in thought as they continue to work, "Uhhmm. I think about....... a year and a half, give or take."

"YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR A YEAR AND A HALF AND I DIDN'T NOTICE?!"

*cue Lyla cackling in the background

I started this as a writing request but ended up writing it myself by the end, huh? Well in my head this version of reader is based of my bff. She really is a jack of all trades kind of person and she's actually my muse but...... Am I shipping my bff with Miguel O'hara? Yes, yes I am. I hate to admit it (because I would definitely tap that) but they're a match made in heaven 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Reliable mom friend reader + stressed leader who needs some of the burden lifted off his shoulders Miguel = OTP

#??? idk #fanfic #y/n #gender netural #miguel o'hara #miguel x reader #across the spiderverse #atsv #fanfic prompt #writing prompt #this is basically a shitpost #fluff #crack post #sorta #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara x you #miguel o'hara x y/n #miguel ohara #miguel spiderverse #spiderverse #atsv miguel #miguel o'hara fluff #reader insert #ngl #reader is hispanic #hispanic reader

[qaevze]

kind friendly reminder 2 my fellow kaeya luvrs that he has no ass!!!!!!!! it’s ok for yr fav 2 have no ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#chat🏷 #this is basically a shitpost #he is not double cheeked up im so sorry #he is flatter than a pancake

[cactuswactus]

I have been conversing with my wonderful friend @raccooncass about this topic and I think everyone deserves to know

In this Ted Talk, I will be explaining why Gavin is racist (/hj /hj)

Okay not really but it will be brought up

Anyways, so we know that the whole DAMN crew (lol) calls ‘freelancer’ by their magical race, which is a freelancer.

Now, let’s looks at this from a real life standpoint which would be everyone just calling you by whatever race you are.

I’d probably start crying if someone referred to me like

“Mexican really likes lasko”

LIKE THAT SENTENCE ALONE IS A WHOLE HATECRIME I DONT KNOW HOW FL COULD HOLD IT TOGETHER (/j), but I digress

Going back to that first point about Gavin, he basically belittled freelancer for being a freelancer which would make him racist, but it’s okay cause I forgive him.

TL;DR everyone calling ‘freelancer’ freelancer is goofy if you think about it

#THESE ARE ALL JOKES I PROMISE #do not take anything I say seriously #redacted asmr #redactedasmr #redacted asmr gavin #redacted asmr damn #redacted asmr freelancer #this is basically a shitpost

[delphoxqueen]

I’m indecisive as hell and this is my first time going to a Pride event since where I used to live didn’t have many (if any) events, so I’m turning my outfit into a shitpost. Final outfit after every piece has been voted will be posted (with face covered).

#pride outfit #pride month #this is basically a shitpost #monster high #monsterhigh #goth fashion #aesthetic fashion #asexuality #asexual

[intoafandom]

This is random and no one’s gunna see this but im EXTREMELY curious so.....

Like this post if you failed your “take care of your egg baby test” in high school.

Cuz i put mine the freezer so no one would touch it and it cracked. Duh. So i had to fake my teachers signature on a new egg and got an A+

#this is basically a shitpost #random

[mattpoitrass6thgoal]

#this is basically a shitpost #bruins lb

[foone]

(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:

See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.

And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That's just how my brain works.

#trans shitposting #visual basic 6

[s3v3r3dh3ad]

I LOOK AWAY FROM THE METALOCALYPSE FANDOM FOR A WEEK AND THIS SHIT HAPPENS?💀😭 This is my only contribution.

#metalocalypse #mtl #toki wartooth #toki cube #toki cube 2024 #I WAS OVER HERE THINKING THE TOKI CUBE I GOT ON MY PAGE WAS SOME ONE OFF BUT YOU'RE TELLING ME IT'S SOME WONDERBREAD TYPE SHIT?💀😭 #s3v3rscribbles #this is basically a shitpost

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

#9/11 #serious post #not a shitpost #this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks #politics #this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it #i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed #because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes. #and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries #we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government #but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation! #a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!! #a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support #so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*??? #well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains #and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel #truth is irrelevant #worse: to the people in charge #truth is a HINDRANCE #'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase #facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations

[purepastrnak]

𝓫𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀//𝔀𝓲𝔃 𝓴𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓪

(aka i made one of those cute artistry lyrics post things but it’s just black and yellow bc i watched that video of 63 and 37 rapping it in 2011)

#boston bruins #bruins lb #im sorry if this isnt funny but i think it's a lil silly goofy funny #nhl memes #bruins memes #this is basically a shitpost #<-as kim would say #3/2/23

[corro-vuelo-me-acelero]

Just went through my carol and therese tag.

A different one than my carol one.

Sooo many posts are blocked because most of the reblogs were done before the boob purge…

But man I have some bangers in there. Cringey tags written by me and all.

It took me back to when so many of my mutuals were literally just Carol blogs…2016-2017 was a different time in the fandom. So many of the blogs that posted are also deactivated now and it made me sad.

This is just to say that I liked my own reblogs so I am going to be posting them under my carol tag for personal reasons (melancholy)

#this is basically a shitpost #but it’s MY shitpost #im just feeling nostalgic and melancholic in this Chilli’s tonight #idk what to tell y’all