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esha-isboogara · 2 years

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jojo’s bizarre porn tropes

publishing even MORE headcanons before i finish the first set ? an absolute iconic move from me tbh. i went crazy with my tags bro😩but anyways enjoy this …i will do more characters if i can come up with more tropes

here’s part two

jonathan - he’s very vanilla so your videos fall under the passionate category. jonathan takes the act of making love very seriously so expect to cum at least twice in one session. he won’t over stimulate though , he gives you a pleasant high. y’all don’t post a lot but when you do it’s usually a movie that will have the viewers drooling.

joseph- amateur porn. he isn’t too fond on setting up a camera and having a script or whatever. he’d much rather record you giving him head or maybe a lil pov of back shots. joseph makes sure you’re featured on his only fans regularly. videos are usually no longer than 5 minutes.

jotaro- big dick small girl trope. my god this man is hung. people watching your videos are always slightly worried for your safety. how does it fit? women all around the world want to be you. some of the more aggressive sessions almost always lead to concerned comments. jotaro does have a bit of a reputation so he refuses to show his face along with yours.

kakyoin- not a trope but most of your posts are cosplay related. dressing up as your favorite anime characters and fucking for money is a dream come true. a lot of work goes into your videos mainly because of the well put together costumes and make up looks. the entire look gets ruined in the end but presentation is a big deal. the two of you have a cute set up. it’s high effort but the rewards are so worth it.

josuke- innocent boy and experienced woman. he still won’t say it out loud but he is a total bottom so having you top him/take control is perfect. josuke will use titles like “step mom gives new son blowjob during dinner” to catch a persons attention. or so he says. you’d swear he has a bit of a thing for it. your videos are usually a bit longer and medium effort.

giorno- very beautifully done/well put together porn. people who watch the two of you enjoy modern art and pretty landscapes. it’s essentially art house porn. your content is extremely well put together and is pleasing to eye as well as to the dick/pussy. giorno doesn’t much care if his face is recognized-hes a crime lord there’s not much anyone can do at this point.

leone- rough sex! the people who watch your videos are sickos and the others are worried for your safety. lots of tying up, whipping, slapping and abuse of your little hole. don’t worry it’s all consensual and monitored.

bruno- pov style porn. honestly an iconic move from him. he loves to go back and watch your tapes so why not upload them. similar to joseph they’re never longer than five minutes but there’s a good amount of them. occasionally you two will put together tutorials for those less experienced in sex.

jolyne- lesbian! jojo knows how much men love that wlw content so the two of you exploit that fetish to the max. it started off as just a few short clips but as time went on you and jolyne got a whole set up. most of your vids are pretty basic but men especially eat them up so 🤪

hermes- massage porn. she’s always been good with her hands so why not use her abilities for something fun? you guys don’t upload often. not because you don’t want to just because you always forget or get too caught up in what you’re doing.

foo fighters- the two of you were on the weirder side of porn hub. strange toys, story lines and odd outfits. from alien sex to retro porn you’ve done it all. honestly it doesn’t really matter if others find it sexy the two of you enjoy it. it doesn’t take much to convince them to post your videos- it takes longer to explain how the camera works than anything.

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dreamy-melody · 5 months

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(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ ) (above) redraw from this drawing from 2021 (below)

#vocaloid #vocaloid fanart #hatsune miku #miku fanart #friday night funkin #fnf fanart #boyfriend fnf #fnf boyfriend #crossover fanart #redraw #draw this again #art improvement #hehe :3 #this is canon in my mind #idc idc #digital art #firealpaca art

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anachronistic-falsehood · 7 months

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ok ok ok. if qcellbit did grow up on the island as a young kid and was eventually moved or sent away for some reason or another. what if the prison he and tazercraft were put in was made and controlled by the federation

HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUTTTTTT ok. let me put on my tinfoil hat for a second. we know that the federation has influence outside this one island (tubbo asking "are there other islands in the census bureau" and cucurucho saying "classified" which if there weren't he likely would have just said "no") so THEORETICALLY one of the islands that are part of it could be the one alcatraz was on

the prison on quesedilla island (not the big white "correctional facility" but the one pac e mike were put in when foolish arrested them) does have quite a bit of resemblance to the fuga impossivel prison, and YEAH maybe that could just be a meta homage to their videos but LISTEN OK LISTEN. I'M JUST SAYING. i wouldn't put it past the federation to have made multiple prisons with similar designs and ALSO. ALSO. there is a lot of white quartz used in the fuga impossivel prison-- in the walls of the cells, in the ceiling of the dining room (i think?), in the small hallway between areas of cells-- which yes i know was just a random design choice back then but METAWISE THEY COULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT AND SAY IT WAS MADE BY THE FEDERATION ARE YOU HEARING ME

so like. what if cellbit was an unruly child. the feds couldn't influence him like they could bagi (bc yes i am running with the siblings theory) so they wiped his memory and tossed him away. he ended up in war with bbh, committed some horrible terrible crimes, and suddenly ends up back under the federation's watchful eye when he's sent to their prison. he's even worse than he used to be, but they can't just let him go again, because now he's a danger. he doesn't know where he came from, but they do, and they can't let him out of their sight again.

somehow, the little fucker escapes. they search for him across their many islands to no avail. eventually, they decide to put him out of their minds as just another failed experiment. they have other more important things to take care of, you know?

imagine their surprise and delight when years later, a boat crashes into one of their islands, and their unruly failure is back, sane and well adjusted, along with two of the people who helped him escape.

#qsmp #THIS IS MY NEW HEADCANON AND I AM STICKING WITH IT. OK.#THIS IS CANON IN MY MIND #whiskeys word soup

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lazykebabvagina · 5 months

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In my mind Erin and James both had a crush on the priest which is funny because later on they had a crush on each other

#this is canon in my mind #fan #derry girls #derry #erin quinn #james mcguire #netflix #show #bi #ireland

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departedmars · 9 months

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someday i'll draw serious art, but that day is not today.

alternate version:

#ryunosuke naruhodo #barok van zieks #the great ace attorney #ace attorney #dai gyakuten saiban #tgaa #dgs #aa #tgaa fanart #dgs fanart #shitpost #doodle #i saw the thread and immediately thought of them #this tweet is so them #this is canon in my mind

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erinsintra · 6 months

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i have never really liked harry potter but that one snape fanfic from 4chan will always have a special place in my heart

tw: degeneracy

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shivroy · 2 years

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izzy enjoyers make some noise

#art #pirate #pirates #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd fanart #fanart #our flag means death fanart #ofmd izzy #izzy hands #ofmd lucius #lucius spriggs #izzy x lucius #I GUESS.#tramp stamp #this is canon in my mind

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takami-takami · 5 months

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I saw the ask about Keigo having candy crush and losing to someone’s great aunt, and all my little neurodivergent mind could think of was him coming home in the dark. Just had a really sucky shift, paper work up his ass all day long, cameras in his face.

He’s exhausted and he just wants to relax.

Doesn’t even bother turning on a light. Stumbled through his living room and unceremoniously plops done on his couch. Jacket and shoes strewn about the room.

He opens Candy Crush. He plays a few levels. He freezes. Eyes catching on the leader board. He beat her. For once he beat her score. He was top of the leaderboard . He refreshes the screen just to make sure he isn’t dreaming.

His username still at the top, and suddenly he’s back on his feet dancing like crazy, literally jumping for joy, only to go take a screen shot and see the score move around. He’s back in second. And she has regained her throne.

His breathing is heavy as he processes the loss.

“GODDAMNIT BEATRICE!”

(IM SO SORRY, I DID NOT MEAN FOR IT TO BE THIS LONG, I would totally understand if you ignore this… I did not mean to ramble)

I FUCKING WHEEZED AT THIS

#LET HIM HAVR IT HE DESERVES IT #FUCK YOU BEATRICE #this is canon in my mind #💌 asks

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weewoobrainrot · 2 years

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new headcanon: basically maverick tells penny she looks good, like rooster does with hangman twice, so rooster came to maverick one day when he was a teen asking advice on how to flirt with someone and mav gave him tips like telling them they look good

#this is canon in my mind #chaotic bisexual rooster asking romance advice from disaster bisexual maverick #i just can't stop thinking about this???#they wrote one scene as flirtatious #and then the other two as not #like #we're not crazy #y'all literally wrote them gay just without the canon #top gun #top gun maverick #headcanon #bradley rooster bradshaw #pete maverick mitchell #jake hangman seresin #hangster #sereshaw #hangman x rooster

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avocadosockz · 2 years

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robin: everyone meet my ex-girlfriend!

nancy: babe can you just call me your fiancée like a normal person

#this is canon in my mind #incorrect ronance #ronance #nancy wheeler #robin buckley #stranger things

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moonlitswimmingpooltv · 9 months

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do you guys think that aziraphale got his license because of crowley getting the bentley (even though he obviously wasn’t planning on driving it)? because the bentley is approximately 90 years old and mr aziraphale “they didn’t have tests back then but i insisted” fell also got his license 90 years ago?? cuz i think it’d be really cute if that were the case

#this is canon in my mind #like why else would he even bother getting a license? seems a bit suspicious to me #this is referring to the show bentley btw #because book bentley is almost 100 #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #crowley #good omens spoilers #go2 spoilers

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onlyafoolformyships · 2 years

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Sam: Man, fuck castiel

Dean: I'm trying to

Sam: What?

Dean: What-

#dean winchester #supernatural #spn #castiel #incorrect dean winchester quotes #supernatural angels #incorrect spn quotes #spn crack #spn incorrect quotes #destiel #so you're telling me the amount of times dean has been drunk this hasn't slipped out?#especially during soulless sam era sam would say something like that and dean's drunk ass at night would reply like this #this is canon in my mind #idc what anyone says i will not change my mind #soulless sam would just say we been knew and move on

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navysealt4t · 1 year

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goddamn still cant believe chip's kiss with gillion was his bi awakening.

#this is canon in my mind

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milkywaydrinker · 1 year

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You Know Badyah has a huge folder of just funny cat pictures and memes. A solid half of it is the vintage lolcats and she sends them to Norma as conversation starters.

#dead end paranormal park #this is canon in my mind #badyah hassan

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jaekaicx · 2 years

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sashannarcy friends to lovers to qpps real

#amphibia #sashannarcy #this is canon in my mind #dont even try to convince me otherwise #k.txt

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arvadthecursed · 2 years

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A bunch of Imperial Navy officers: that Thrawn is insane. did you see what bullshit he just pulled???

Palpatine: lmao yeah that ruled. promote him again

#this is canon in my mind #millie says

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