#this is college

[memorydragon]

This semester's students are very... special.

In other words, please make sure typed essays have your names on them. 🙃

#this is Mem's life #at least half of 8 classes had no names or student numbers #not half of the class #but all of them #this is college #why are they like this? #please have some common sense

[godsspecialprincess]

in the library at 4:30 am listening to the undertale soundtrack crying

#THIS is college #convinced im gonna fail this calc exam #and then the most inspiring video game music comes on ???? #the symbolism #the metaphors #yes toby fox i do have determination #i am determined to go to bed and study more tomorrow

[peonyblossom]

was so excited about the “seeing my friends again” part of school that i forgot about the homework

#like come on man #this is college #i don’t have time for this #let me make my gay little films and give me my degree

[joytri]

#aesthetic #dark academia #coffee #art #books #academia #college #studyblr #light academia #literature #benedict smith #Poetry #Writing #Writersblr

[permdaydreamer]

This is for the people who didn’t party in their teens and twenties. For the people who didn’t have that “coming of age” movie experience with shenanigans and revelations. This is for the people who mostly keep to themselves. Who maybe prefer things to be quieter and gentler. This is for the people who don’t feel like they belong in a culture that values loud parties and flashing lights. I see you. And you are valid.

#teenagers #early twenties #late twenties #growing up #childhood #nostaliga #introvert #homebody #quiet life #outcast #shy #college #university #high school #neurospicy #neurodivergent #mental health #mental illness #social anxiety #it’s okay

[shitacademicswrite]

#lol #funny #college #teaching

[teaboot]

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

#No lie I did this my first two weeks of college when I completely lost my voice #The payoff was glorious #Could not believe it worked

[catchymemes]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #education #students #college

[mysharona1987]

This is the dream, tho?

#College #student debt #politics #reddit #university

[kitdreamzing]

Lads are only 22

#kit draws #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc jax #tadc zooble #they are so young…. just outta college maybe

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

strange that "skinny" means thin. it should mean...skinny. characterized by skin. possessing or characterized by an above average amount of skin. more skin rather than less skin. but somehow it means less skin? preposterous

#*calls my local college English department* yes hello who is in charge here I have a complaint to make #yes a complaint of an etymological nature #what do u mean ur not in charge of that u r literally the English Department

[nirvanaida]

#me i did romeo and juliet in third year #othello in senior cycle #and then i briefly did twelfth night in college last year #fucking hated twelfth night but othello slapped #shakespeare #tumblr poll #poll #english literature

[elixir]

Moonrise Phyllis Shafer — 2015 oil on canvas

#art #painting #portrait #oil painting #contemporary art #curators on tumblr #abstract #illustration #graphic design #aesthetic #college #landscape #photography #modern art #nature #nature photography #landscape photography #green #naturecore

[opia-jpg]

not exactly inktober but! i will try to draw a quick cat doodle every day of october..... i just think they're neat

#my art! #cat october #cats #art #artist on tumblr #sketches #description in alt text #busy with first week of college..... aouggh almost no time to myself #but im being very brave about it #and also im socialising and it's draining. its a struggle to remember so many new names and faces

[ebonyheartnet]

-Recording begins-

Spider-Man: Hi folks! I’d like to give a PSA to my usual villains, and anyone else with ideas for the next two months.

Spider-Man: *holds up a brick sized lump of metal* See this? It’s titanium!

Spider-Man: *starts flattening it out and shaping it*

Spider-Man: See, we all know that I’m crazy strong, but I never wanna really hurt anybody right? Right. While that hasn’t changed, something very important does right around this time of year.

Spider-Man: *pulls off a glove and pulls a chunk into a long stem with his nails carving lines for added texture*

Spider-Man: See, this is what we like to call exam season. Anybody who knows anything about college can tell you that it drives people up the wall, and I already climb mine when I’m antsy.

Spider-Man: *starts winding the thin sheet around the stem, delicately crimping petals in place*

Spider-Man: I do wanna be clear that this isn’t a threat, okay? I’m still not interested in crossing the line, which brings me to my point.

Spider-Man: *throws the titanium rose at the brick wall behind him, stem first, and embeds it all the way through*

Spider-Man: /That/ was restrained because I could focus enough to have full control. If I’m extremely tired or otherwise distracted, there’s just as much risk of me slipping up as someone operating heavy machinery. I’m probably not going to remember what sleep is for two whole months, so remember!

Spider-Man: *pulls out a brick and snaps it like a cookie*

Peter fucking Parker: Don’t.

#peter b parker #peter parker #ebony writes the thing #word girl #how tf did I forget to tag that smh #into the spider verse #also forgot to tag THAT ffs 🤦🏽 #anyways. Miles and the other spider stumbled upon recordings of college!Peter B Parker. and uh. #this man is getting dragged across the multiverse lol. but he did in fact Ace his exams.

[rorygilmre]

i just had to take my morning medication with WINE because i didn’t have anything to drink in my dorm that wasn’t alcoholic

#this is college #leah goes to college