the world was wide enough for both (alexander) hamilton and me
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STOP grandpa leon watching like wheel of fortune or family feud while fingering you. You cry out in annoyance when you realized he wasn’t whispering dirty talk but the game show answers.
EXACTLY HES SO SILLY! silliest old man ever just please don’t show me ur hairline babe ❤️
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I was not aware that “Silver the Hedgehog Has Anxiety” is used so often in Ao3 fics that it has become a properly formatted canonical tag!
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i asked chatgpt to tell me about dndads and ah, yes. freddie wong is my favorite dungeons and daddies character played by will campos
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me: oh yeah ive been doing really well mentally the past few weeks
my spotify:
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"I think someone's a little nervous." Snow, threateningly (:
Oh, 'nervous' didn't even begin to cover it. Being in President Snow's presence was unnerving enough, but now, Fish was pretty sure that she was losing her mind. Right next to the President was standing a young woman, who didn't even look older than her. With her long brown hair and rainbow dress, she looked completely out of place. Was she hallucinating?
"I think she can see me," said the girl, tilting her head. She seemed excited about it.
Fish coughed awkwardly, quickly staring at her fingernails to avoid looking at the strange apparition. "I'm just- erhm, a little bit tired," she lied.
"Coryo, I'm telling you, she can see me!" insisted the girl, walking toward Fish. Coryo? Had she just called the President of Panem 'Coryo'?
Oh no, please don't come any closer, she thought to herself, but the girl in the rainbow dress approached her anyway, stopping right in front of her, her hands planted on her hips. "Can you see me?" Fish didn't reply, but she wiggled uncomfortably on her chair.
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That one time Kānila and Vil fucked in the club room and Film Research Club Member A never let it go so he always makes Kānila’s costumes look perfect but uncomfortable to wear. So she just assumes her costumes are meant to be like this because it always happens to her.
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Thank you Pinterest. I'm happy to know Disney is no longer homophobic
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sometimes i get the most bizarre twitch whispers
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Eddie M is just jealous, i might be offbrand but that just means im more bang for your buck ;) 🤭
-ebbie bumsun (offbrand)
Wanna get married, Ebbie? I think you’ve stolen my heart.
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