things that do not need to be kosher for Passover
water
bleach
medication
dish soap
tea that is just dried leaves
carbonated water
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Why is I Will Knock You trying to convince us Noey isn't already in love with Thi?
Because, like,...how is he not already in love?! The facts are stacking on top of more facts:
Noey brought two drinks expecting Thi to stay. Then, he wouldn't let Thi out of tutoring him telling Thi he was taking his mom's money.
When Thi said he'd give the money back, Noey made him tell his mother hoping his mother would push back. The mom didn't, but instead of taking Thi home, Noey took him to hang out with his gang.
Noey tried to teach Thi how to fight, so Thi could protect himself, and gave Thi a challenge: win and Noey would be his student. Thi already didn't want to tutor him, so he could've lost this challenge easily, but Noey told Thi to hit him first, which he did, assuring that Thi would win.
Thi tried to avoid Noey, but Noey made sure that Thi not only tutored him by stalking Thi out, but also made sure Thi ate. He threatened to feed Thi, and promised to continue feeding Thi until Thi loved his food.
He keeps asking Thi to teach him the most arbitrary things (Pam and circles) so Thi will never truly get a lesson taught. Basically, Noey just wants to spend time with Thi.
AND THIS ENTIRE SCENE!
Noey is testing out pet names for Thi every episode.
Noey faked the door being locked just to stay on the roof with Thi.
Noey is in love with Thi!
He has to be! The math is mathing, and it equals love, your honor.
I rest my case!
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I have a terminal disease, and it's called rocky horror. it's very contagious, as I've figured out, so be careful
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Wizard high and developing new kinks. Joy of joys I wonder if this one will stick. May want him to breed me for real and knock me up. Stay tuned, more news at 10. And now, the weather.
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Hey @staff wanna tell me why I have NINE ads in a row on my dash, six of which are for Manscaped? Like, I don’t mind the occasional ad every few posts, but holy crap.
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It was supposed to stay as a blank sketch but I had the brilliant idea to colour it in- now I have to repeat it for the rest of the cast when I make their human versions- bravo face, bravo. AAAAAnyway I'm still in doubt on some of their roles but I did see a reblog bout kingers role in the circus by @bookoramaenderteeth so Imma role with that concept. Also I have no idea what Jax is supposed to be doing, the possible ideas are written right next to the sketch. I have a thing for grabbing the most expressive and we'll made characters and throwing them in my "average-fy" machine and they come out looking boring as fuck
Ps: I FORGOT TO COLOUR POMNIS PEN FKN DAMMIT
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I think another reason I love having cats is bc with people you gotta hold yourself back and not be a smothering over-affectionate creep, but with cats you can just hold them up and be like "I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE YOU" and kiss their little paws, and all they do back is meow at you
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I'm taking this free online class from Yale on the Science of Well-Being,
and it's free, so I'm gonna share the extremely short notes about what I'm learning. Why does well-being and happiness matter? Because people have more energy and more capacity to effect change if they are doing well mentally.
And because I think American culture in general is structured in a way that ignores human needs and leads to increased suffering in all sorts of ways.
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i think batfam survival rates in zombie apocalypse would go something like
Bruce: he’s absolutely fine he’s literally bruce wayne he lives on an island??
Jason: has a 🤫🧏 pact with Dick
Dick: has a 🤫🧏 pact with Jason
Tim: he either gets got first or absolutely last
Damien: prolly with Bruce thru it all. Damian would survive 100%
Alfred: immune. survives (obviously, he’s Alfred, what do you expect?)
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God damn, gotta love being a human barometer, but can we measure it in something other than pain?
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chaotic texts - max verstappen
reader x max verstappen texts, except they’re crazy
pt. 2
warnings: lighthearted death jokes
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this person just took a shovel to my face
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