i keep a list of funny ao3 tags in my phone (because i’m a weirdo apparently) so here are some gems
Gay People Can Sense Other Gay People Like With Magic Or Some Shit
no one dies because i said so
the first chapter is already so gay and it’s probably just gonna get gayer
lots of mentions of death, because death is kinda the theme
i hope to make you sad, in the cool kinda way
and they said infinity war was the most ambitious crossover ever
the working title for this was “this is gay”
sad as fuck i am so sorry
technically canon compliant
Author is Sleep Deprived, The Author Regrets Nothing, The Author Regrets Everything
i take a hammer and fix the canon
Oh No A Nazi
I Am Also Sad And Gay
i suppose you could interpret it as platonic if you read it upside down with one eye closed, ‘just gal pals’
Everyone is Gay, Everyone is Alive
religion as approached by a poor atheist
I Woke Up And Chose Pain
(edit: i made a part 2)
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ੈ✩‧₊˚ numerology destiny numbers ੈ✩‧₊˚
So your destiny number.. your destiny number tells you about your personality, talents, career, & the shadow side of yourself, as well as the person you want to be.
Your destiny number is hidden in your birth name. To find out your destiny number write your full birth name & then put it in numerological form. Using this chart below ⬇️
After you’ve put each name you have whether it’s your first, middle, last, etc. in numerological form, reduce each one then add all together. so for example mine is:
Jasmine- 1+1+1+4+9+5+5= 28(2+6)=8
Jazay- 1+1+8+1+7= 18(1+8)=9
Ortiz- 6+9+2+9+8= 34(3+4)=7
My destiny number is 6.
˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥Now let’s get into the meanings of your destiny number˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥
Destiny number 1. You are the decision maker and the leader. You love to be in charge and to get your way.. (usually you do) your mind is quick and you good at solving problems. Remember to always set boundaries and to stand up for yourself. You have a fear of failing & you don’t even try to do things you don’t see yourself being the best at. You have a great vision & so many ideas. At your lowest you can be bossy, impatient, arrogant, and selfish. You also use your influence on others for evil. You have great leadership skills & your original personality and light should be shared.
Destiny number 2. You are the team player & you’re usually charming, tactful, cooperative, patient, & progress greatly working as a team or with a group. You don’t like to be the center of attention but somehow manage to always be. People trust you and admire your compassionate nature. At your lowest you are overly sensitive to criticism or anything in general. You are also a crybaby, sneaky, manipulative, & a convincing liar. You can become argumentative & confrontational rather than logical and diplomatic. Bring harmony, balance, and cooperation to everything you do to overcome your lows
Destiny number 3. You are the artist & the entertainer. You’re someone who has sooooo much creativity & you might not want to ever grow up. You must learn how to take your responsibilities seriously as well. People see that you have talents but those don’t really bring you much happiness alone.. people also feel like you have a charmed life & are jealous of how things work out for you. Sometimes you can get jealous of how people seem to steal your attention. You don’t like when someone seems more gifted, talented, or better than you.
Destiny number 4: you are the planner and the producer. Usually you tend to plan everything out before doing it & you’re someone who is very organized. Another good trait you have is being dependable & reliable. You can remain calm even when things are going completely shit.. you also can struggle with control issues & having the need to always control the way everything goes. You usually do a lot of the work on things you participate in & secretly you wish people would take some work off your back. If you are someone with a karmic debt of 13/4 your struggle is to actually complete things you start.
Destiny number 5. You are someone who is always looking for fun or some type of thrill. It takes a lot for you to be satisfied & you need to learn how to not take things so far that it becomes self-destructive. Since you are always so bored with everything you tend to surround yourself with people who are in crisis or chaos which can ultimately influence you negatively. You should learn to better understand yourself & others. At your lowest you can be impulsive, restless, blunt, rude, or even cuss a lot. Your downfall is making crazy choices without giving them much though of the consequences. Watch out for your self-destructive/sabotage tendencies.
Destiny number 6. The nurturing perfectionist. You are someone who is very very loyal, but it is hardly ever reciprocated. Family is extremely important to you as well as having a stable home life. You could’ve had a hard life as a child, but you ultimately understand children & excel at the domestic realms. You’d make an amazing parent & have excellent healing/ nurturing energy. You are very mature & trustworthy. At your lowest you are mean, sarcastic, & conceited. You have very high personal standards for yourself & others see it as competitive. Don’t get too caught up about what others think or their problems.
Destiny number 7: the intellectual intuitive. You are someone who is constantly in your head. You think soooo much & very deeply. Your intuition is so strong you can sometimes see what people are thinking. You’re very interested in the past, history, collections, antiques, etc. you will be successful somewhere in a field you are excellent at. Growing up you often felt your parents being secretive towards you, especially because of your intuition. You although are someone who is an amazing secret keeper. You have a lot of wisdom & it’s important you share it with the world.
Destiny number 8. The executive. You’re someone very logical I’d say. Success is extremely important to you & the thought of even failing scares you. Early on in life you learned about authority, power, status, fame, etc.. you can be someone who is overly materialistic at times (shadow aspect), you also have a violent temper & is impatient at your lowest. Sometimes you may also abuse substances & experience financial issues as well.. you must always seek a balance between your spiritual needs & material.
Destiny number 9. The wise humanitarian. You are someone who is very smart, especially when it comes to Human Resources, charity, poverty, society, etc. you try to make the world a better place & often want approval from the world around you. You also secretly seek fame. While you may be out too busy trying to save the world don’t forget to not neglect your needs or those closest to you. At your lowest you are possessive, moody, shy, & buy too much stuff for nothing.
Master number 11. The master intuitive. You are someone with an extremely strong intuition & very good at expressing yourself. You can be sensitive, intuitive, & aware of your surroundings. You are guided by the divine & you embody leadership qualities. You make decisions based off intuition, logic, & emotion. At your lowest you are manipulative & may abuse your power for things that disrespect your morals. You also embody the destiny numbers of 1 & 2.
Master number 22. The master architect. You’ve been seen the bigger picture from a young age. You have really big dreams & have the most potential for success rather than the rest of the destiny numbers. You probably wanna leave a mark on the world or just want to be someone who’s really big.. as an adult you’ll be able to tap into your divine gifts once you understand who you are. You will be really successful. At your lowest you are destructive & evil at times. You need to use your powers for good..
Master number 33. The master influencer. To be someone who has a master/destiny number of 33/6, you need to have a soul or personality number of 11 or 22. Your life’s mission is pretty big & you’re ready for that because you focus on your responsibilities. You are really creative, good at communicating, sincere, and compassionate. By helping others and being service to other people you will reveal your spiritual gifts. Make sure the service you give to others isn’t out of a place of expecting to receive. You need to be kind & generous when giving. At your lowest you can be a martyr but overly loving & often take on the pain or trauma from others.
I hope this helped you.. sending you the best vibes 🤍🧿
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