#this is funnier okay

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

"Am I scary yet?"

-Pearlescentmoon

(about 1:45 in this Vodskall video)

#this post originally said->->-> #I think one of the funniest things in mcyt is when they refer to armor as clothes. #“I'm not wearing any clothes” “give me your pants” “I'm taking off my shirt” #so much funnier than if they just talked about it normally #<-<-<- and then I edited it to pearlo :3 #okay original tags ->->-> #mcyt #*sigh* #my 700+ note posts #my 900+ note posts #my 1k+ note posts #my 2k+ note posts #this is so far beyond my previous most popular post at this point #my 4k+ note posts #my 5k+ note posts #my 6k+ note posts

[detroitbecomefandom]

#ah yes another one of those things that seemed funnier in my brainhole #does this even count as a meme lmao #not dbh #ao3 #listen this is my emotional support website okay

[the-travelling-witch]

Mc: *sneezes*

Mammon, leaning towards Levi, whispering: What does it mean when humans do that?

Levi, whispering back: I think they just took a screenshot

#“but the demons in game sneeze too—” #okay and #when has canon ever stopped me #/silly #i just think it’s way funnier if the different species have these stupid differences #(see my ‘demons can’t eat salt’ hc) #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #om! shall we date #om! mc #om! mammon #om! leviathan

[vivianvivvia]

you cryin'?

#jujutsu kaisen #jjkedit #hyeahjujutsu #animangaboys #mine #mine:jjk #mine:coloring #gojo satoru #kilruas #usertorichi #userkyaa #usermoonz #this was funnier in my head #anyways i got these new pencil + halftone brushes #gojo is my guinea pig for them lol #i think it turned okay uwu

[polarisbear]

more dweebs (Very detailed image description below.)

a drawing of grian, ethoslab, tangotek, and smallishbeans. grian is in his season 10 fishing skin and the rest are in different outfits referencing their base themes.

grian is in his fishing skin looking very tired with his fishing rod swung over his shoulder and an ear pierced with a brassy fish hook. he’s a cod hybrid with fin-ears and a stubby tail. behind him blue snail is munching on some leaves.

etho is posing with a neck sheepishly behind his neck and the other resting on his bag. he’s in the postal uniform polo with a green, canadian maple-themed yukata loosely worn and slipping off his shoulder. he has fingerless gloves on under. he is wearing dark red pleated pants and light green heeled crocs. he has a black and red messenger bag with a trellis motif. etho is an arctic fox hybrid with brown legs and streaks through his hair. doodles below show what his paws look like under the crocs and one shows him posing with a note saying “ties up sleeves.” above him another note reads “streaks bc his winter coat is shedding.”

tango is posing confidently with a wrench. he is in the postal uniform polo, with chunky brown and orange gloves and boots, topped off with red, pinstriped overalls. one strap is not around his shoulder, and on the belt around the overalls they carry a small bag, a screwdriver, and a vial of redstone. he has on brown goggles with blue lenses. tango has fire for hair and pointed ears. above him there’s a doodle of the messenger bag that’s secured on his back. it shows how the orange straps tuck over the whole outfit and lead to a dark red and pinstripe blue bag with cog detailing.

joel is giving an indignant pose like he’s complaining. he is wearing a black undershirt that fades out into his light green claws, a pink kimono with only one sleeve of cherry blossom patterns, and a dark grey vest and cherry blossom-patterned obi tie it off. the vest has a cherry blossom crest on the back. joel also has on dark pink pants with a cherry blossom motif on the bottom and on his left arm there’s a bracer with a screen built in. crawling all over the undershirt there are cybernetic patterns connecting joel’s skin through to the undershirt. joel is a tanuki, hence why he has a leaf on his head. around joel are doodles showing the crest on the back of his vest and the pattern on the sleeve.

#hermitcraft #grian #ethoslab #tangotek #smallishbeans #art archive #image id in alt text #LORD okay another set done #i’ll post the mail team together at some point but i wonder if you can figure out what their uniform is :) #uhhhhh tanuki joel is Directly from #melloz heist #maybe i’ll make a doodle comic later #but bc etho is in such a warm biome his winter coat is shedding #so he’s a lil brown #didn’t draw it but the base of his tail is also brown #ik bird grian is popular #but i think a cod fishman fishing is way funnier #oh and the cherry blossom theme with joel is 1) cherry magic mountain and 2) lizzie pink :)

[maybewerefireproof93]

you're allosexual ?? that's not a real thing, you just want to feel special. mitosis is what makes us human!! i'm sure you'll find the right garlic bread someday. it'll fix you.

#asexual #this was funnier in my head #its not funny dont laugh #okay maybe a little funny #asexuality #queer #aromantic #ace #humour #ace funny #no hate to the allosexuals who support aces

[dungeonmechoui]

Unprofessional yuri save me.. save me unprofessional yuri.. (image description in alt text)

#cithadol #cithis #pattadol #before anyone starts clowning the prison warden is Not a teen! seems to be the fanon for some people but respectfully i Strongly Disagree #anyway back to business - anyone else started shipping them after the modern AU company meal outing comic that kui posted some time ago ? #this ship is even funnier the longer i think about it because Pattadol is not even Cithis' warden ! thats mithrun ! #i could see cithis wanting to do her 'seduce my warden' strategy twice (see her lore page) but then she gets mister depression man #so all she can do to amuse herself is focus her efforts on the other cop there as a little hobby. probably helps that pat is young & pretty #but also deeply annoying so finding ways to make her shut up and stop nagging the crew is a motivating endeavor #okay ill shut up now #dungeon meshi #just cooking my stew (art tag)

[17yearcicada]

mutual 1: back in the basement lolllllllll hopefully the voices don't get to me this time

mutual 2: i <3 divorced catboys

mutual 3: guys i don't think this girlfriend is going to work out Maybe i should call my ex

mutual 4: i need her to beat me up so fucking bad

mutual 1: omw to kill my clone 🤪

mutual 5: god i wish i was a robot. what is autism btw?

mutual 6: I don't think I have a reason to live anymore

mutual 7: i need to beat her up so fucking bad

mutual 1: has mutual 2 taken his pills 🤔?

mutual 8: PLEASE stop sending me anons about my divorce and my drinking problem

mutual 9: Addressing The Claims That I Am A Government Agent

mutual 10: oh you sweet summer children you all need to get on INSTAGRAM and TIKTOK that's where the real action's at have you seen the supernatural finale

mutual 11: still underwater if anyone was wondering

mutual 12: @mutual9 Do you want to die with me

mutual 13: I was never an accessory to murder stop suggesting that I was

mutual 14: still trapped in the basement but it's okay i got this cool guy with me

mutual 2: i hate my job

#if i were thinking about it i could have phrased this funnier but i wasn't oh well #this is about chroleplay for those not in the loop. sorry normie mutuals #okay NOW i'm going to bed #.txt #chess

[taranzas-biggest-fan]

headcanon that the gold line on taranza's mouth is actually his lipstick

#magolor #taranza #kirby #magoranza #this might even be funnier if you dont ship it tbh #its okay to kiss the homies goodnight

[spicyvampire]

I could recognize him by touch alone, by smell; I would know him blind, by the way his breaths came and his moans echoed on this audio of a sex tape with one of my best friends' moans that I also immediately recognized on the tape. I would know the sounds he makes while having sex in death, at the end of the world.

#only friends #only friends the series #topmew #okay ill shut up now #after readying the tags y'all right this is also #bostonray #but that would also mean #topray #which is 10 times funnier to me

[phoenixyfriend]

I’m always a little Meh on people making Cody the same age (or older) than Obi-Wan in AUs that don’t take place in the gffa. Because. Listen.

Hot fresh grad Cody with some impressive job as like... a newscaster or a male model or some military thing... dating a bedraggled rumpled wet cat of a middle-aged Bug Scientist, and thinking this easily-distracted disaster is the hottest shit ever, while his brothers look on in absolute confusion and mild horror.

Obi-Wan can clean up nice and be this refined professor type with perfectly coiffed hair and perfectly groomed beard and perfectly pressed sweatervest combo and a perfectly cultured accent... but then he sees a rare Parasitic Worm in the bushes by the koi pond, and suddenly he’s covered in mud and bleeding and holding up this specimen with demands for a mason jar so he can get it back to a lab and see if they can get this into that one breeding program over in the university three states over.

And 22yo ‘could have literally anyone he wants’ Cody is like 😍

#I'm like... mostly okay with ‘close in age Obi-Wan is less than five years older than Cody’ but I balk at AUs where Cody is older #That's a slap in the face it is #codywan #commander cody #Obi Wan Kenobi #star wars #the clone wars #modern au #phoenix talks #will I ever shut up about this particular tract? No #Take the tropes you see in ob*kin fic and apply it to codywan and your life will become infinitely funnier

[theminecraftbee]

also we need to talk more about how funny it is that most of the explanations ever given for “what the hell happened to the nho anyway” are that it’s scar’s fault but that he’s not even consistent about what he did. he might have eaten them himself! he may have fed them to the alien on purpose! he may have fed them to the alien on accident? he may have at least known something was up with the jungle? definitely his fault though no doubt about that. yep.

funnier still is that given bdubs in his season six death loop dies holding vex wings at least once it being scar’s fault is really actually very plausible, despite the fact he keeps. changing the story? for some reason? like at least one of these things is a lie? for some reason?

and then he works with doc anyway. don’t worry doc a little trauma is good for the soul he was just feeling sillygoofy you know how it is right doc no hard feelings right,

#hermitcraft #goodtimeswithscar #I am apparently in a vaguely season six mood don’t mind me #anyway this is so funny #like okay we talk plenty about ‘convex canon cannibals haha’ #but funnier is the possibility that scar is just. lying about at least one of those things #for fun? #also what I’m saying is doc has very good reason to decide scar’s his nemesis.

[0xeyedaisy]

Random stuff

#incredibox #sepbox #monart #spiders #Okay time to dump my thoughts in the tags #The first doodle was drawn cuz it had rained recently #I thought Edgar would enjoy the rain (assuming it doesn't rain in the depths) #The Watcher doodle was me thinking about how the Watcher watches over everyone #He sends out his little spider minions to spy on ppl! #He sees everything through their eyes #The Edgar comic is what I imagine he did when he left the depths #While the docs say that they only found his jewerly and crown at the Gateway #I like to think that Edgar saw this new place and immediately stripped naked. Cuz it's funnier that way #He decided to leave his past life as the prince at the gate with his royal clothes and jewerly #or something like that #The last doodle is how I imagine Tam's illness spread across his face #The documents don't mention how exactly he got the illness #I thought maybe it started from an innocuous scratch #He lost his eye cuz it straigh up rotted away #Annnnd that's about it #I'm always thinking about this mod as you can tell. So sad I can't draw every idea I have orz #Anyway I'll contunie having thoughts and patiently waiting for v8

[revenantghost]

#Trigun #OH NO IT GOT EVEN FUNNIER #Vashwood #I suppose #Source in comments as always #Okay now I rlly need to lay down oof

[jestroer]

Call me Mumbo Jumbo the way I'm. So fucking anxious all the time

#i decided its funnier #if you saw the previous joke #no you didn't #shitpost #mumbo jumbo #im funny #okay

[yaoiconnoisseur]

Happy pride! These two are going to horny idiot jail 🌈

Yuuri swore off alcohol for the rest of his life after getting arrested for public indecency at the 2017 GPF banquet. (His abstinence lasted all of a week.)

#listen… i had to okay #i debated whether i should have yuuri wearing his glasses #but i decided it’s funnier to imply he got so lost in the sauce that he lost his glasses. theyre gone forever now #as for whether or not victor is wearing anything below the waist….. that’s for you to decide ;) #same with yuuri ngl. is he wearing pants? briefs? who knows! (we all know) #yoi #yuri on ice #yoi fanart #yuri on ice fanart #victor nikiforov #yuuri katsuki #katsuki yuuri #victuuri #vikturi #viktuuri #viktor nikiforov #barbie movie #the barbie movie #the barbie meme! #my art