#this is gonna be awkward

[kedicatt-cotl]

Leshy is the first bishop to be revived. Narinder knew this was going to happen, but is he really ready to face his little brother?

[To be continued...]

#cult of the baabaa kids #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl au #cotl oc #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl bishops #cotl leshy #cotl relics of the old faith #i have the dlc but i never played it actually #its been 15 years since leshy died btw #its stressful for narinder #he can do this! cheer for him! #this is gonna be awkward #oh boy good luck to all of them

[sorokie]

pat maroon playing for the minnesota wild is never on my nhl bingo card

#NEVER #this is gonna be awkward #ali’s bs

[sara-woso]

now i’m on my way to england after they lost the world cup 😁🧍‍♀️

#wwc #this is gonna be awkward

[poppyenchantress]

I finished the quest where Kristoff had to give up his memories of loving Anna & now everyday he seems to meet Moana for lunch at Chez Remy... 

And now I unlocked the Frozen realm 

#dreamlight valley spoilers #disney dreamlight valley #are they dating #this is gonna be awkward

[tubbytarchia]

so ranchers huh

#sorry Im allergic to long posts but hehe uhh I wanted to post it all at once... #rancher duo #team ranchers #trafficshipping #tangotek #jimmy solidarity #double life #double life fanart #trafficblr #they are so soft and I have way too many ideas for art of them by virtue but Im gonna stop myself there #sorry if my human anatomy is awkward anywhere eugh #not terribly confident about my human art but we go all in baby #fuck it we ball as the kids say #in the way I imagine them Tango keeps his flames at bay when around people but does still walk around with his hair casually on fire #he just cant help it when Jimmy's an affectionate dog more than an avian though you know #tubby art

[captainswhore]

you see price sitting like this when you walk into a room post mission- and you know exactly what it is he needs.

he's licking at you and holding your thighs open with his rough palms- and you can't take it. his calluses and his beard and the fabric of his sleeves are rubbing at your legs just right- but not enough for you to lose focus on his hot tongue rubbing on you and in you and you've never been wetter in your LIFE.

his only problem? you're still moving too much. he can't reach where he wants to inside of you because you keep wiggling out of his way. his hands want to touch you everywhere- not just hold your thighs still. this is when he begins to squeeze at you everywhere, and tell you to rest your thighs on his shoulders.

"b-but price- hhnngh ohmygod- i c-can't. they're too big. thighs are too big"

you whine at the loss of contact, but then you look down and see him staring at you with massive pupils and a wet face. "lovie- my shoulders are broad for a reason. rest your thighs on em and i swear they'll have enough room"

and you listen, and you're crushing his ears with your thighs, and he's never been happier. the next time you look down? he's rutting into the mattress and you see his hips stutter when he groans into you and your vision goes white

(@chamomiletealeaf and i had SUCH A HORNY discussion about this and she told me to post it so here i am- and also omg photo creds to her. we've gotta reign it in lmfao)

#if only you guys could see our chats. they're so so filthy #shout out to the first friend i've made on this lil side blog of mine- bless up! #i still don't know how to tag SHIT #but imma try my best!! #john price drabble #john price x reader #john price x reader drabble #john price smut #john price x reader smut #oh god how else do i do this this feels so awkward and weird #cod smut #cod x reader #cod drabble #task force 141 #task force 141 x reader #task force 141 smut #uuhhhh #yeah that works enough #im gonna need to be someone's smut protege or something so i can learn LMFAO

[nerdyfangirlmel]

I need to remind people who think percabeth is happening to fast that these two idiots have no idea. We know and Grover knows and apparently Luke knows and he ain’t even there. But percabeth does not know.

#and they ain’t gonna know for like 5 seasons #percabeth #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson disney+ #percy and annabeth #annabeth chase #percy Jackson #percy tv series #it’s a slow burn and it’s gonna be painstakingly so #they gonna be stuck in this awkward middle school flirty phase for awhile #it’s gonna be a long ass time #and anyone who works with 12 year olds on the daily knows #middle school teacher life #we are all Grover #god I’m even his age

[rottmnt-residuum]

Part 11 of Arc II (Part 37)

huzzah! exposition be upon ye

⇇ | ⇽ | index | ⇾ (censored) | ⇾ (gore)

#rottmnt #rottmnt michelangelo #residuum #rottmnt residuum comic #repo mantis #c #g #i see a lot of you in the audience are maybe a little gay for repo #*looks at how i drew him* ... (￣▽￣)" #i cant help it lksdjfks im weak for musculature #tbf there are diegetic reasons for why he looks like that right now... he's gonna be waaaay scrungier later #but anyway. brace yourselves #this scene is almost done! which means... uh. who's ready for more exposed brain matter? #*awkward laugh* #none of the turtles though! #...ough i struggled with this update in more ways than one #pulled a back muscle and burned my wrist real bad at work ahaha

[payasita]

expressive

#cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #ish #got a new tablet and practicing Him Face #sketching is still awkward digitally #next batch gonna start on paper and take half the time just watch #doodles

[kindlyanni]

Dream revealed his identity to Hob at the New Inn, as well as where he had been for the last 100+ years. Still he felt he needed to say something to Hob, but eventually Hob has to work it out himself.

10 pages under the cut:

Notes:

I rushed this thing in a week so I apologize if there are some mistakes…. The first pages have a weird layout because I thought I'd figure it out later and then I didn't. OTL

TV Dream spent over a century naked an humiliated in a snow globe so I imagine maybe now he's like "clothes? Very nice, so comfy. I love clothes. I shall be wrapped in the darkness of the soft 100% dream cotton for the unforseeable future."

Don't be an ass face and repost this elsewhere. If you do you have a literal ass where your face should be. Ew.

If you would like, feel free to translate this comic in the replies/reblog. It's a lot, sorry.

I probably forgot something… it's 4 am.

On twitter!

#I'm sorry the page layout is awkward for any device I did not think it through #dreamling #the sandman #fanart #hey remember when I said on my other blog that I'm not gonna ship them? Yeah me neither don't @ me! #nn art

[thedemonscrawler]

The Lights on! Light’s off! zine is finally released, so I can share my page from it!

Here’s the link to the free PDF file, there are so many good artists and writers in it, go check it out! 

#fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf sun #fnaf gregory #zine release #my thought process was like 'rafiki holding up simba'? #but it just ended up looking like Sun is gonna sacrifice Gregory to the STAFF #which i think is even funnier #this one was a struggle between a really awkward angle and making sure Greggy and Sun were large enough to see #so i think the perspective is still a bit off #but it's fine #art

[madfoxx]

they are doing Great

(inspired by this post from @ineffable-romantics​)

#if you think the divorce didnt hit them equally hard i dont know what to tell you #crowleys gonna deepdive into depression and aziraphale is gonna pretend to focuss on work #but in reality he´s crying in the broom closet because he saw a cloud that reminded him of crowley #misery all around guys #i cant wait for the reunion its gonna get so bitchy and awkward #good omens #good omens fanart #good omens spoilers #gos2 spoilers #gos2 #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale

[mollusken]

Talking about Lori’s horror movie

#night in the woods #nitw fanart #nitw mae #nitw lori #artists on tumblr #played nitw again recently and I missed it so #much it’s so good #the foggy day is my favorite #and I love talking to lori I like their friendship #she kinda needs a big sister to listen to her #and Mae kind of gets her I think as an awkward kid herself #it’s nice! #she’s gonna help her make her horror movie ideas #mollusken

[willow-exe]

the photos might have been fake but their love isnt (im a bit insane abt them) edit: gay people doing numbers........ hmm......

#frubbo #fred qsmp #qsmp fanart #qtubbo #qsmp #qsmp fred #qsmp workers #qsmp federation #qsmp tubbo #frebbo #qsmp admins #federation workers #tubbo #tubbo fanart #qsmp worker #this is gonna be awkward to explain to someone someday

[aroaceleovaldez]

i still think a lot about how technically, it's implied Anubis and Walt started dating each other before they asked out Sadie, and if Sadie had said she wasn't interested they would have gone "Entirely fair have a nice day" and proceed to just go continue to date each other.

Cause like, that was the entire thing. They decided that themselves. That things would work best if they were together (as in both physically sharing a body and also relationship-wise). The "asking Sadie about it" part was secondary. If she had said no, they would have stayed together, because among other things Walt would kind of die if they didn't. Walt and Anubis are technically the first gay couple in the Riordanverse. AND they're in a polyamorous relationship with Sadie. Why does no one talk about them ever.

#tkc #the kane chronicles #riordanverse #walt stone #anubis tkc #sadie kane #saltnubis #< great ship name btw #and for anyone who says ''i dont think Rick intended that'' mind you this book was released like #six months before HoH came out (and. subsequently also. Nico.) #like. Rick was not ignorant of queer stuff at that time. he was actively writing it into HoO/HoH while writing both simultaneously #if Sadie had said no they wouldn't have just gone ''okay Sadie pick one of us and the other will cease to exist on the mortal plane'' #they would have gone ''okay well good luck we have a coffee date scheduled so we're gonna go do that'' #saltnubis is still probably the most entertaining solution to a love triangle in middle grade media i have ever encountered #even some YA media. just ''yeah so we solved both our major problems by dating but like. we know you like both of us sooooo...?'' #also hilarious that meanwhile Carter's romance arc is ''so turns out my first girlfriend was a clone made of pottery'' #''and the actual girl has never met me and this is kinda awkward''

[daniwib]

Ok but wait - what about Bobby??

Here's Buck prancing into the station coming out all happy and bi and they're all happy for him because of course they are and then Buck says his boyfriend is picking him up and it's TOMMY KINARD the dude BOBBY had transferred just he started at the 118 and now Bobby's son is dating this guy, what????

Oh please give us that priceless Bobby look of What the Hell is going on here.

#This would be so funny #Bobby FIRED his potential son in law years ago #gonna make firefam dinners real awkward #bi buck #tommy kinard #Bobby nash #coming out #bi buck canon #911abc #911 on abc #911 spoilers #911 s7 spoilers #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #9-1-1 #911 #911 abc #911 7x04 #911 s7 speculation