#this is how i spent last night

[untitled-tmnt-blog]

We've seen AU's where Splinter saves some of the turtles.

We've seen AU's where Spinter saves none of the turtles.

Now, I propose: Splinter saves all the turtles. In fact, he's so good at it, that he saves them before Draxum even pulls the lever.

Allow me to present:

Teenage Mundane Ninja Turtles

#rottmnt #teenage mundane ninja turtles #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #art #my art #au #in case it's not obvious #I'm totally joking #I spent two hours last night doodling a joke #but hey #maybe I'll actually doodle more of this joke #could be interesting #I'm imagining like #scenes from the show or movie #but they're just regular turtles with bandanas #... well now I kinda want to draw more #and of course splinter still had to give them their bandanas #how else is he supposed to tell them apart? #alt text

[ventiswampwater]

"Life mocks me even in death."

Griffin Dunne as Jack Goodman AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981) dir. John Landis

#baby boy. baby #an american werewolf in london #aawil #jack goodman #griffin dunne #body horror #gore #I haven't been in a writing mood lately so I'm slowly. like a grandpa. teaching myself how to get ~mildly~ better @ gifmaking #it's slow going but I'm digging it!! #spent like 38498439 hours last night just messing around in photoshop. in a fugue state #but it was all for The Character™ himself. so totally worth it jhfdshfsdjhfds #mine

[ftcatv]

drawing is such an ungrateful process, you sketch something and you're like omg omg i can draw it happened and then you start refining shit and it looks worse and worse and you want to give up

but you DON'T anyway, Piper

#piper wright #love her so much #it was probably a bad idea to start a piece when im awfully tired and on the verge of a nervous breakdown because of work #is it a thing to cry on your tablet and scream at photoshop? because i definitely did #adding hats to the list of things i need to study yep #ironic how my job is litteraly to do lighting in 3D and i cant figure out lighting in 2D #something's still off with her face and i really spent hours last night trying to figure out what; i gave up #i tried and im PROUD #fallout 4 #fallout 4 fanart #ftcat ftcating

[kehlani]

Bad News - Kehlani (2020)

#kehlani #kehlaniedit #flawlessbeautyqueens #blogmusicdaily #userpcultures #myedits #hiiii I'm back... sorta #I spent most of last night relearning how to gif #so this is me dipping my toes back into it lol #tw: flashing gif #tw: guns #the hand tattoo closeups are my faves #gifs #*

[hellenhighwater]

Because I have been at this work training all week, and hanging out with my professional peers basically every waking hour, my work brain is no longer turning off at night.

And I am now having work dreams.

So instead of the gleeful riot of violence that is my normal sleeping hours, I am now committing sleep murder and then going "oh man my boss is gonna be so mad when he finds out about this"

#to be clear #its sleep murder either way #but now my brain is imposing the legal consequences and its a bummer dudes #though last night I dreamed a guy killed a cat and I just stabbed him and spent the rest of the dream figuring out how #i was going to spin that to a jury #tbh it was justified #it wasnt a long dream but he seemed like a jerk

[lifealteringtimesandwich]

hello tumblr i am ttrying to remember how to. draw. anyways pete wentz doodles

#fall out boy #pete wentz #fob #night in the woods #i kinda forget how tumblr works ngl #fob fanart #i think the colors on my tablet look different than other devices but fuck it we ball #i spent two hours trying to fix it last night and i. Cant. #anyways first post! please talkt o me i like friends

[justarandomhelluvablog]

sorry sorry last time I'm talking about huskerdust tonight but does it fuck anyone else up knowing that Husk and Angel basically lived at the same time but were on opposite sides of the country. But also Husk went traveling. Like these two could have met while they were alive and wouldn't even know it. They didn't even know the other existed until they met at the hotel

Like I have. so many thoughts about this.

#hazbin hotel #Husk #Angel Dust #gods imagine how different things would have turned out for both of them if they'd met while alive #well I say that but they were deeper in their vices then than they are now so...... maybe they'd have made each other worse #or maybe they could have saved each other who knows #also just thinking about the idea of Husk and Angel meeting at a bar in New York back when they were alive #like not even knowing it was each other but having met and spent a night drinking in a bar together talking #maybe Angel was going around flirting for free drinks and Husk was waiting to board a ship to who knows where #and they're both neck deep in their own vices but Husk tries to give Angel some advice anyway (we dk if Husk's morals developed in Hell #when he lost his status or are remnants of his human life but I like to imagine he was a decent man who made a string of bad choices #we also don't know what kind of Overlord he was. for all we know the worst thing he did was bet souls so we dunno if he was cruel/immoral) #but Angel not heeding his advice bc who's gonna listen to an alcoholic amirite but he was fun to talk to and bought him drinks so #and them parting ways without even so much as learning the other's name. and all this happening just days before Angel dies #Husk doesn't even think about him again cuz he was just some dude at a bar and barely remembering bc it was ~20 years before he died #but Angel vividly remembering it bc it was one of the last memorable days leading up to his death #anyway thanks for listening to me ramble orz

[comradekatara]

against my better judgment I am actually mapping the rest of the avatar sokka au based off of what i wrote here, entirely because in this universe, azula does assume the throne (after her father is efficiently and effortlessly cut down before her very eyes) and she and sokka have the funniest avatar-firelord relationship ever.

#AUs #azula&sokka #against my better judgment I also wrote 10k words of this last night instead of my multiple actual assignments like with. deadlines #this happens to me sometimes. im not proud of it #it was mainly just an excuse for me to write the yangchen novels but with atla characters #except for aang. sorry aang i love you :( #it’s soo funny after how I spent multiple paragraphs saying ‘alternate avatar AUs’ are cringe #and then. literally writing that #i think i hauve covid #etc etc

[binchickencrafts]

learning to spin continues! it's a little under twisted (to fairly undertwisted, whoops), but I suspect part of that is because I had it going pretty slow and did not at all compensate for that. still, for someone who is Extremely Baby Level spinning, I'm pretty happy with it.

Wild how much easier it is (for me) to learn on an electric wheel than the traditional ones we also have; I have a terrible habit of going So Fast on the traditional ones which....ends not well, when one is learning.

(fiber is ... probably some type of horn breed, dyed in varying purples and reds by me in my kitchen; I'll see if I can dig up a photo of the whole braid or take a photo of the remaining half after work)

#spinning #handspinning #hand spinning #bin in the bin #weirdly i know exactly how long i spent spinning last night: the length of chicago (2002) #i like the traditional wheel more aesthetically but am a cripple so. y'know. #my body does Not love the traditional wheels

[yellowsubiesdance]

hey, remember when we first started playing tears of the kingdom last year and were like “oh cool new dragon!” and then went through 100+ hours just to be traumatized and heartbroken and fucked up

#do yall remember that #was that fucked up or what #tears of the kingdom #totk #legend of zelda #when i finally got that last dragon’s tear i spent the whole night in shambles #i sobbed for hours. days. #and i can still remember some parts of the dream i had #and then remember when i called that ending?? #dude that game is so sad #i have to go back to getting the remaining bubbelfrogs (?) #literally can’t remember the spelling anymore #that’s how long it’s been #i miss last summer so much #this summer is so close i can taste it #i will definitely get back to logging in some hours in that game #i miss it greatly

[faerynova]

Judas Tree: unbelief, betrayal.

Purple Hyacinth: my regrets follow you to the grave.

Asphodel: i am sorry, please forgive me.

#the eret #dsmp #faeskech #finished #ITS DONE OH MY GOD IM FREE #AND I DID IT BEFORE THE YEAR END TOO #yall dont fucking understand ive had this in my wips folder since february this year #it wasnt difficult at all to do and i love how it turned out #but for some reason every time i opened this file i would get irrationally angry and have to close it after 15 minutes #and then i wouldnt open it for another 2-4 weeks #i finally said fuck this last night and spent an hour to finish it #AND OUT OF THE WIPS FOLDER IT GOES #NO LONGER WILL IT LOOM AND TAUNT ME #definitely learned a lot about fabric while doing this #sts

[volvolts]

this is it. this is the ship dynamic

#my art #one piece #scratchmen apoo #x drake #i spent the last few hours of my night drawing this instead of other things cuz they were making me angry #wish i could draw faster digitally tbh #what you dont see in drakes hand his is quad sided axe/mace that is completely fucking covered by apoo #so i wasted my time drawing how the arm would go and the hand and the weapon only for apoos ass to cover it up anyway

[butmakeitgayblog]

Since we're talking about bellarke... I'll never move on from the fact that Clarke's "greatest teacher, greatest failure and greatest love" was all lexa 😭 there's a plethora of things to hate about the show, especially the later seasons, but that? Chills, literal chills

Which was why Alycia came back 🥺

Jason said himself he'd tried several times over the years to get her to make cameos and she turned his raggedy ass down every time 😂 BUT, to give fans closure and end on as healing of a note as possible given just how fucked that show is, she came back just to put a big, gay, soulmates shaped bow on Clexa. To say, yes, they are forever. Yes, their love is more complex than either of them even knew. Friend, teacher, heartbreak, lover. But through it all their love will go on for lifetimes beyond just this one. Because Clexa is eternal.

And yeah I'm sure she got a nice check from the studio (as 👏 she 👏should👏), but legit if there's one thing Alycia has proven so far it's that if she doesn't wanna show up somewhere,,, her ass is NOT showing tf up 🥴

She will "no❤" her way out of every situation she simply does not feel is vibing

But her ass showed up for that. Jason tracked her down, went through every management roadblock she'd put up so he couldn't reach her anymore and said please do this. And finally, babygirl unblocked his number. We are so blessed 🙏

#viesaysily #i will say that little fuckhead did get me on some of the symbolism in that last ep #mirroring the traveler's blessing with the final beach scene i wanted to SCREAM THAT NIGHT #there's a post floating around of me sending it to someone on anon and I just want you to know I never got over that moment #and I never will #also notice how Alycia hasn't spent one goddamn second wringing cash out of her fans over this? #blarkes can't relate

[pivsketch]

man who wants nothing to do with secret government conspiracies but is unfortunately getting involved in them nonetheless

#harrison graves #spent 999 hours dicking around with hatch texture layers -_- #''oh this will look cool'' (it ends up not looking cool) ''wtf. how do i make it cool'' (trial and error rinse and repeat. forever) #this wouldve been faster if i was physically cutting out screentones and applying it to paper irl. because then i wouldve given up faster. #hmm csp only tracked 1 or 2 hours but that cant be right. it was a fucking eternity #the little portrait in the middle looks fine but it doesnt work as well on the other two... #i wonder if it has to do with the texture density relative to the overall scale of the drawing... or maybe i need better shadow grouping... #or just more varied values in general. what if i tried giving him a dark tanktop in the sit drawing... #no no i cant open this file again today i need to move on with my life #i already spent too long last night drawing the worst chibis of all time. no more art im DONE (for now)

[martyrbat]

batman: son of the demon

[ID: three panels of Bruce Wayne and Talia al Ghul being in love (and horny) for each other. In the first one, Bruce is in their luxurious bedroom for the first time and is awkwardly standing in his costume as Talia is behind a dressing screen and is changing into a white, satin négligée with lace detailing on it. She reminds him that they technically are married (and that she consented readily to it) but Bruce confesses, “I remember. But it's hard for me to consider that marriage real.” Talia emerges from behind the screen, looking as beautiful as ever as she walks up to him and eases his cowl off. She tells him, “Beloved, you give too much thought to what is ‘real,’ and what is not, to what is ‘true,’ and what is ‘false...’ I realize that is your way, but just this once, accept things as they are...” He strips himself of his clothes as they move to the bed—Talia laying on her back as he's between her legs. She continues to speak, “Forego your control, your discipline... just once, let yourself go... and take me with you.” Her arms slip around his neck as they kiss passionately.

The second panel is lineart of them against a white background. They look at each other lovingly, her hands reaching up to be on his shoulders as he holds her waist. The narration boxes read: ‘While still finding time to be a newlywed, a role in which he is quite unskilled... but—to his delight—quickly learns.’

In the third panel, several weeks have past. Bruce and Ra's al Ghul are walking before Talia interrupts and asks her beloved for a word. Bruce starts to ask if it can wait, due to him and Ra's discussing an important mission but she tells him it cannot. Ra's reassures, “Go, detective, we shall speak of this later.” Bruce and Talia pull away to talk in private, the background a beautiful, bright ombré of red and yellows. She has her arms up on his shoulders as he holds her waist and starts to ask, “Now, Talia, what's so impor—” but she quickly shares, “Beloved, I am with child.” Bruce starts to repeat her but Talia already confirms again, “I am pregnant.” She continues to look up at him, patiently waiting for his response as Bruce stares straight ahead, obviously in shock. He slowly repeats the words back to her in an attempt to register them, “You're... pregnant?” Before he suddenly beams! He pulls her into a tight, close embrace as he excitedly announces, “That's wonderful!” Talia smiles at him and says, “Isn't it?” Before her father can shake Bruce's hand with his own warm smile. Bruce still holds Talia's hand as Ra's tells him, “Detective, Dr. Weltmann could not keep this from me. My congratulations.” END ID]

#reading this comic is just going ‘awweee theyre so cute i hope nothing bad happens to them :)’ #for 49 pages straight before something bad happens to them for the remaining 29 pages #screaming crying throwing up thinking about what could have been.... #like.... #theres so... so much.... #‘i know that's how you are’ and asking him to just let go at least for one night #and the fact that he loves her enough to try again and again even if it can never last!!!!!! #they got to spent MONTHS as a couple!!! they slept together they fucked they had dinner they talked for hours they were in love and happy!! #he got to actually experience that life for a solid stretch of time and he goes on to say how happy he is for the first time in his life! #like its so hard to forget since its a comic and pacing but they were together like that for weeks!! months! #and then having it all ripped away??? having to give it up again??? #both of them got that taste of happiness. of that life they can never have. both of them got to be in love and indulge #no gotham and those responsibilities. not torn between her father and bruce. no constant heartbreak.... #they got to see and experience and feel the future theyre doomed to never share together. they were in love and happy and :((( #oh batman son of the demon... we're really in it now.... #c: batman: son of the demon #crypt's panels #batman #bruce wayne #talia al ghul #brutalia #ra's al ghul

[sygzie]

but in my heart of hearts i’m on the set of doctor who with david tennant and billie piper in 2006

#it was not 17 years ago it’s happening right now :) #i was thinking a lot about some other things for a week there #but last night i spent a good hour looking at bts stuff #and i remembered how much more i care about them than literally everything else #tenrose #doctor who #david tennant #billie piper