#this is in fact a joke

[bluegraywilde]

Hear me out

#what if workplace accommodation #meant a cute boy under my desk #this is in fact a joke #we respect the ADA in this household #but also

[andoutofharm]

fuck what i said about friends earlier if peterick loses we are splitting away from mainland tumblr kyoshi island style

#this is in fact a joke #but also i love you my peterick siblings in arms yall are the only fuckers i respect rn /lh #bandom shipping battle

[tiredgayloser]

you know what? even though I don’t think they’re true, the ‘tory allegations’ (☠️) against Jos make my job as a fic writer SOOO much easier. you know who hates themselves for being gay? tories. chuckles manically. perfect.

#cricketslash #cricfic #cricfam #this is in fact A JOKE #… #mostly #he is definitely not a tory i’m sorry #no man who talks about ‘expressing yourself’ as much as he does could possibly be a tory

[divinely-yourz]

coast is clear, the gays are gone

#!! lia speaks !! #THIS IS IN FACT A JOKE

[lonfetti]

4TOWN ICONS!!!

im so. sorry.

#this is in fact a joke

[daily-spooky]

#funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #jokes #dank memes #dark humor #facts #adulthood

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[catchymemes]

#facts #country #music #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #jokes

[catshinji]

hmm.

#STOP WITH THE GREENDAY JOKES IVE HAD ENOUGH #internet #old web #old internet #was thinking about how 'lurk more' used to be a common phrase so people would learn forum etiquette before posting #but now.. #the fact that the phrase 'netiquette' has died out entirely says a lot i feel

[bioshzrd]

this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever

#talking #edit: i changed the caption you guys are so annoying lmfao #i didn’t mean anything by it at all if you think i’m equating being old with bad that’s entirely a you problem.. someone easily 20+ years #older than me is in fact an old ass guy to me sorry i didn’t realize the uses tumblr at age 30-40 community was gonna stroll up on my post #you guys are so sensitive my god #i call one of my closest friends and family members who are all 10-20 years older than me old all the time you guys need to learn not to #take shit so seriously and also don’t lecture me on my joke post

[thedreadvampy]

people seriously pretending EEAAO is overrated suddenly bc it swept awards? it swept awards largely because it is very very very good. I cried like someone who's just had a religious revelation BOTH times I watched it bc it touched something raw and real and beautiful but it was also just very, very funny. everyone's performance kills and the concept is creative and interesting and doesn't distract from the emotional core. you guys are just contrarian.

#red said #also there are posts and tweets like THIS IS JUST FOR MCU FANS #like please go on demonstrating how you've adopted 'mcu fan' as a shorthand for 'person who likes films i don't' #or 'person who likes films that are popular' #because the defining features of mcu films are that they're high budget irony poisoned derivative works #targeted at a broad audience so aiming to be accessible and inoffensive #and it really seems. like 'accessible' is the part of that you object to #bc EEAAO is a highly original A24 indie film with a 14.5m budget which is NOTHING #it's made mostly with practical effects and sets #and most importantly it's beautifully painfully earnest. it's never trying to shy away or go Hey Look How Silly This Is 😏 #everything is driven by its earnest desire to talk about specific themes #i think the people comparing it negatively to mcu films are stuck on the fact that it's about a multiverse and it's got jokes #and colourful action scenes #but they miss that the referential jokes (like racacoonie) and setpieces aren't the point of the film

[unrestrainedbalderdash]

Autistic pigeon, doesn't read the social coos

#autism #autistic #autism humour #autism humor #pigeon #pigeon joke #autism joke #(fun fact typing that tag in i accidentally put autism joker) #wauk wauk

[retrogradedreaming]

“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search

#i saw something on Twitter the other day about how some people actually want ao3 to have an algorithm #like my dude the fact that it doesn’t is the POINT #leave me and my cursed fics alone #I’m happier this way #this is a joke btw

[kitmarlowe]

doctor who with a 50p budget:

doctor who with disney money:

#dw spoilers #doctor who spoilers #i'm half joking but what the hell was that #doctor who #keep tagging things after the fact because they surprise me by getting notes #damn the anti-chibs/rtd stans coming in strong with the holier-than-thou attitude on THIS post of all things

[yenvengerberg]

seriously wondering if we can call the uk a democracy anymore. we have a prime minister that less than 0.3% of the population voted for, we have a new king that we have no say on, people are getting arrested for protesting against the monarchy under the excuse of ‘offending someone’ and we are effectively having a day of mourning forced upon us for the funeral with important hospital appointments cancelled and people even getting kicked out of holiday lettings for the day. this reads like a dystopian world where a dictator has died, not something happening now in a supposed democratic country

#uk politics #queen elizabeth #this is all taken WAY too far #the fact that they have arrested people for holding up 'not my king' signs you've GOT to be joking #and the hospital appointments cancelled is just disgusting

[breadandblankets]

Duke: "So then Ra's went-"

Damian: "You know that's not grandfather's name right"

Duke: "Hm?"

Damian: "that's not his name it's a title, you're supposed to say the whole title, his name isn't 'Head'"

Duke:

Damian:

Duke: "She give me Ra's on my Ghul til I…"

Damian, sighing, unsheathing a sword: "Thomas, I know you will survive this, so I will not be holding back"

#batfam #duke thomas #damian wayne #bread talk #idk shower thoughts #duke: recounting a hugely tramatic story #also duke: hold up i need to make a tasteless joke here to the torment of those around me #fun fact this is based on a conversation with an arabic speaking friend whos not into dc #they got a lil heated about ra's al ghuls name #not bad heated i should clarify #sometimes u just gotta yell about things that have no consequence