#this is just a half-assed theory

[adharastarlight]

when i started taking philosophy, I never imagined I'd be having a breakdown over fucking apples

#plato i hate you #i hate you so much #plato youre an ass #philosophy #theory of forms can go to hell #APPLENESS IS THE TRUE ESSENCE OF APPLES???? #what fucking shit was he smoking #give me some of whatever he was on #apples man #fucking apples #im going insane #who knew apples would be my breaking point #tayas had to deal with this for half an hour #sorry taya #taya #a levels #a level philosophy sucks (it doesnt it just sends me into existential crisises) #existential crisis

[thoughtspresso]

But what if Kana will save Kamiki? (I’m only half joking)

Wouldn’t it just be extremely funny if after the wrap party for The 15-Year Lie, Miki-san just encounters Kana-chan “drinking” (juice) with the intention of killing her at first.

And then Miki-san offers her liquor, and she says, “sorry I may be an adult but I’m still not legal to drink. This is actually just juice.”

And then he tries to seduce her, and she goes, “You look exactly like the boy I like but you’re not him, and I can’t.”

And then she starts to mock-drunkenly uglycry about being abused as a child actress, having to exit the scene when pedophiles started counting down her birthday to 18 and she couldn’t handle images of her body being peddled on social media like that, and how because of her sense of responsibility towards her career, her team, and her fans, she couldn’t realistically be with the only boy she’s ever truly loved. And she keeps talking about how she doesn’t feel she deserves the love of her fans because she’s not as innocent as they think she is and she just wants to do her best in her work.

And then Miki-san just starts crying, like he’s never seen that kind of honesty before, and nobody’s ever understood the way he was also abused as a child actor, or the way his body was used by adults in the industry, or the way his honest and simple love was never reciprocated by the woman he had feelings for and sired children with.

And then Kindaichi just comes into the scene drunk and barking and pulling him by the collar and calling for the guards, and Kana’s like, “Wait, what’s going on!” And Miki-san just goes like, “No, just let it happen, I think I deserve it.”

And then Aqua just rushes in and hugs Kana and is sobbing thinking she could have died. And Kana-chan just going like wtf are you people talking about WE WERE JUST TRAUMABONDING.

LIKE WHAT IF. WHAT IF THE GUY JUST NEEDED ARKHAM ASYLUM.

#delulu #mega delusional #I can wish for extra Kana screentime but here you go a half-assed fanfiction set in my imagination lmaoooo #Arima Kana best girl #Arima Kana is the one who will take me back #most anticlimactic way to resolve this series #i would rather this than all the kana deathflags lmao #don't take this one seriously guys #please #for my sake this one is just a joke #but also hella funny if it happened and then miki san just aborts mission and leaves kana alone lmaooo #not him thinking i'm looking forward to walking her down the aisle when she marries my son HAHAHAHAHAHAHA please god no #oshi no ko #oshi no ko spoilers #oshi no ko fan theories #Arima Kana #Hoshino Aqua #Hikaru Kamiki #THIS IS JUST A JOKE

[imababblekat]

Okay, so, picture this!

The Bay Turtles having constant theories about who Spider-Man reader is under the mask, but none of them have not a single clue that it’s actually their friend. Reason? Because they have the agility of a rock and the pose of a gremlin that woke up from a thousand year hibernation.

#the only person who ever got close enough to guessing right was Raph but it was a half ass joke #their point was proven when all four looked over to see reader try and completely fail to throw popcorn in the air and catch w/ their mouth #it hit them square in the eye #if there was any sliver of thought from the boys that they could be it went straight out the window #reader is aware of this and actively does things to mess with them #even gets in on it when they start having another theory talk #just mischievous spiderman reader #bayverse tmnt x reader #spiderman reader #tmnt spiderman au

[elfguys]

and what if gun devil aki nurture character arc. what if the gun devil controlling his body like a parasite wants to be loved. going back where aki was first controlled by the gun devil he was unaware and imagined the violence as a childhood memory of throwing snowballs… just thinking.

#this isnt even a spoiler just a half assed theory

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Look as a tutor I support and love individual teachers I just have a healthy suspicion towards the Institution

#to clarify not for conspiracy theory reasons #I just don't think it's the best method of education and many children have a bad time in it #and so many of my kids come to me taught half-assed methods and not knowing things they really should #and I'm sure part of that is them but part of it is also the school #and many teachers are doing their best but they are restricted by the system

[oifaaa]

Hi, love ur sora lives au art. I've never really think about it before but ur art really make me wanna read some fics bout it, any fic recs?

so far I've not been able to find any fics with a similar premise (most of the sora lives stuff I've seen has been her going off to marry Zeff which I get tho im not the biggest fan of personally) its a shame since I think there's a lot you can do if Sora lives and just decides to take over Germa

#ask #anon #like i said im only like half way through whole cake island #but so far #ive not seen anything to contradict my theory #that both judge and sora wanted to rule the north blue #sora just has better PR #if she lived i think she coulxd have done it #get out of here doflamingo #soras bought to kick your ass

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

saw someone trying to make fun of URLs with hyphens in them of all fucking things. get a life

#just say youre annoyed by some of them like a normal fucking person #as if ur any better either you best get your (animal)girl(bodypart) ass outta here #before i bring out the big guns of novelty name theory and wipe out half ur miserable circle of mutuals in one shot

[yuridovewing]

honestly leave it to wc to use a plotline that usually has me cheering and clapping just have me go “…. alright then”

#in theory barley and violet dissing hoot and jumper is a good concept. they turned on them and tried to kill them #and they continued to torment them. they almost beat their sister to death #violet and barley dont owe them a single thing and im glad they told them to fuck off when they tried crawling back #‘’help us!’’ ‘why? you didnt help us.’’ is a good exchange i gotta stress that #but……. man the backstory and narrative choices in the entire series just kinda drags it down for me #like for one. if bloodclan is so abusive and scourge hated families. shouldnt that mean hoot and jumper are also victims? #actually why can they live together as brothers and no one cares and scourge can have them as his besties #(……. its almost like that rule makes no sense and is just a half assed way to make bloodclan seem eeeeeevil compared to the clans) #and second. wc is so anti redemption man. the only time we really and truly got one was fucking skystar #and even then. it was fucking skystar. #hoot and jumper are eeeeevil child killing kidnapping rogues who are not worth analyzing or considering oughhh #i stg btw this does not mean im defending them or wanted the siblings to instantly forgive them #but given the context of how bloodclan is treated as a whole as ‘’ewwwww those atheist monsters think theyre a CLAN’’ #and barleys called a warrior just for this battle. idk it feels off #wc comics lb

[silverislander]

symptoms disorder is causing symptoms of a disorder to me once more. shocking and tragic. who could have predicted this

#im just frustrated man. its hard #working on my essay has been easy! im having fun im excited to do this and i think im doing good work #but unfortunately bc my brain is tied to seven horses running in opposite directions. its the ONLY thing i can fucking work on lately #ive been putting off work in my three other courses in order to work on my essay #and now those deadlines are coming up and i still cant fucking. make myself do stuff to meet them #i have 2 days to write up at least 6 discussion posts from 2 weeks ago + write at least 2 journal entries on books i didnt get time to read #+ finish a short essay #i have a week to finish 2 other short essays #i have a week and a half to finish the next part of my big essay #i need to start work on my theory presentation so i dont fall behind bc presentations are NOT smth i half ass #i havent done any of the readings for any course in almost a month. im so behind on those its not even funny #but i can only make myself do one fucking thing rn and its the least relevant thing where the deadlines are negotiable. why #levi.txt

[amazinlei]

Late night theory on the lost ones that are clearly meant to be Joey's idea of a perfect child that truly seen him as father instead of just uncle because Joey's a dipshit capitalistic pig who only WISH he was as great as Prof. Utonium.

I like the idea that Audrey is in a way, an off modeled Bendy when Joey changed his priorities. He just changed his uses for the ink machine with the same process, and she can never truly age, but to blend in with her fellow humans she can alter her appearance in the tooniverse and go back home into the real world.

As for the unlucky lost ones, we know Joey cast them aside and back into the machine. I like the theory that just out of rage and jealousy, Ink demon destroyed whatever lost one he could particularly smell the Drew bloodline in. Or worse case scenario... He just eats them. He doesn't actively pursue the children in order to kill them, but there were ones even younger than Heidi that he has come across before and have gotten rid of just as quickly.

Basically me right now thinkin of the horrors this could lead to in my own AU...

#TEEHEE :3c #I've been on a fanfiction kick lately for Bendy and general as I work on my my own #there's so many good ones wtf how am I gonna compare my own AU compared to other? #I love my own AU and I want to write it regardless #I just don't think anyone aside from me aside from me and my friend will care about it #I mean I'll do it regardless it's just my imposter syndrome kicking in #either way fuck you joey I'm gonna spit on your grave and kick your tombstone over #actually you know what the bitch probably would have a bronze statue like walt disney or some shit #bendy deserved better audrey deserved better #LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE STUDIO DESERVES BETTER #even nathan arch didn't want your ass as a husband since I live for the sugar daddy nathan shitpost/half theory #me at nathan arch: my god these bitches gay!!! good for them!!! #he could have picked better taste in men but good for him #also yes I am the number 1 hater fan of Joey Drew why do ya ask <3 #Lei stop being silly #Bendy And The Dark Revival #Bendy And The Ink Machine #Bendy: The Cage #Bendy Movie #Lei's Headcanons #Audrey Drew #Bendy The Demon #Ink Demon #Joey Drew

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

#玫瑰女人 #douyin #video #tiktok #hmmm this triggered a fever dream like recollection of a barney & friends segment from one of the old vhs tapes i used to watch #where those twins were doing a weird dance in front of a fake mirror for like a bajillion hours #i was so stupid as a kid i never realise i could fast forward past things i didn't like #the first time i used youtube when i was like 10 or so i clicked on some 'hey there delilah' parody video that was like 8 minutes long #and i hated every second of it but for some reason it never occurred to me to turn it off #look i don't remember a lot of my youth but the things i do remember are hellishly boring #which me and my sister realised a few weeks ago actually when we were talking about a trip from our youth #and she was remembering all these interesting details about things we did on the trip and where we stayed #whereas the only thing i remembered was this long ass sidewalk next to a big white wall we had to walk along to go up a hill to the hotel #and also when we were visiting some decrepit abandoned cabins in the middle of nowhere.....the long ass drives in between each fuckin cabin #where i was half awake half asleep in the car and it was so hot and then we'd get out and just stand around squinting at dusty wood fences #the theory we settled on is that i don't remember shit except for the torment of boredom bc those things were so repetitive and extended #that my brain had no choice but to remember at least part of the experience #anyway time for bed methinks

[maxmayfieldirl]

I still have hope that the byler couch scene can still be a heart to heart

My theory is everyone is all caught up on the Vecna mess and they are getting ready to head into the final battle. Back in Russia the mindflayer was released the Russia crew, perhaps one of them died or something idk, and the flayer does some over dramatic exit, screeches and rushed back to Hawkins and/or the upside down.

Will senses him and tells everyone which fucks with their plan so they have to think of a way to deal with that too. Will is worried and in a very Mike way, he notices and pulls out the Will voice™️. Will tells him his worries, says the quote in the trailer and Mike tells him that "everything will be okay" and "they've done it before they can do it again".

Will mentions his ties to it all and says "maybe it's better for everyone if he sacrifices himself".

Mike isn't happy with that suggestion, "no way am I letting you sacrifice yourself! I just got you back! None of this is your fault okay? Promise me you won't do anything dumb--not without me. Crazy together, remember?"

"Yeah crazy together." and the camera pans down and Mike's hand is on top of Will's, gripping it lightly. Both notice this and jump apart, things get awkward but before either can say anything they're called away.

It's not the best theory, but the point of the post is even though it seems to be a discussion on Vecna or perhaps the mindflayer there's still a chance it could be a heart to heart. Obviously it'd be more in depth and whatnot lol.

#everyone pretend I didn't half ass it halfway through lmao #maybe the theory is a little wild but it's just a guess based off the information we have been given with the trailer and past seasons #sorry if it feels ooc or nothing like canon I'm a fan fic writer not a theorist #i tried color coding but uh #im really bad at it lmao whoops #Ill get better eventually #st4 spoilers #stranger things #stranger things 4 #mike wheeler #will byers #byler #st4

[4suitedplayingcard]

Ok Ramen fandom, here’s another theory/headcanon I made, this time it’s a lil sadder but just as nonsensical. (This time in the form of blurbs n shit.)

#it’s past 2. I can’t sleep. last time I took melatonin I got a big ass burst of energy. it’s crack theory time. #aslo yea I chose the image of Calliope to represent the muse becuz Calliope was considered the Chief of the Poets #and her name translated means beautiful voiced #so yea- #rayman #polokus #the bubble dreamer #jano #muse of the poets #teensies #ace.txt #half of this theory (and the last theory) is just me denying things that have been debunked help me #ask to tag

[puppyeared]

Man it would be so freaking cool if it turned out Caleb had some involvement with the portal door

#HEAR ME IUT HEAR ME OUT #think about it. Dana confirmed that Clawthornes specifically have a think for bird themed palismen #and flapjack is more or less confirmed to be Caleb’s palisman since belos yelled his name ANDDD the thing with the wittebros on that we #newspaper from season 2A right. so unless that was a one off the witch hunters would have had to know they had something to do with witches #since Caleb could only really make flapjack if they were in the boiling isles in ANOTHER REALM wouldn’t the witchunters only find out about #it if he came back and they saw it? and palistrom wood only exists on the isles #AND AND AND based on the nycc clip ppl pointed out that flapjack is kind of familiar with the abandoned house #cause he was pecking at the floor and shit and the other palismen were concerned. so if Caleb managed to get back to the human world maybe #he brought flapjack with him and that’s why he recognizes it #also I don’t think Philip was actually the one who built the portal door. maybe he just included it in his journal because he knew luz would #come along and find it by the time he was belos? and his portal is extremely different from the door because it’s like huge with angel wings #and shit while the door is just a normal ass door #also if you think about it the titan had a way of hiding things from him so maybe that would include the ingredients for the portal too #if he could tell belos would use it for something bad like bringing all the witch hunters to the isles to kill them #so then maybe if the titan figured Caleb was a cool guy he let him find the portal ingredients #which let him go between the realms? ALSO iirc eda found the door not too far from her house and it was half buried in dirt #my theory is maybe even though Caleb had the option of going back he wanted to stay with his wife in the isles and hid the door so Philip #wouldn’t find it or something. maybe he got tired of witch hunting like how he looked tired in the nycc clip #and he wanted to leave that behind. poor dude :o( #idk if this will make sense when the episodes come out but I really want that wittebro lore man #the owl house #toh #the owl house season 3 #toh season 3 #toh theory #yapping #the owl house theory #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers

[bluemeetyellow]

elaborating on the Power a scene of mike coming out to el would have... like just the fact that especially if mike goes thru an arc this season where he eventually feels safe enough to admit to himself that he’s gay and that he’s been hiding/repressing it to survive in Hawkins... and how that would line up with how El’s been running from her past for the last few seasons but in s4 she finally has to really confront it and so he’d understand, in his own way, what it’s like to always be hiding in plain sight because there’s people who want to hurt you that go along with the things you are burying... But how exhausting it becomes to always be trying to blend in and run away... and now he’s seen the way El was able to face her past head-on this season and it gives him the courage to want to stop running too and really reckon with what he’s been running from himself. Especially because now he knows he has people who.. *looks back at Will* who understand what it’s like and have found their own people and know places where they don’t have to hide who they are either. LIKE something like that would only strengthen their friendship while also giving each of them their own development. it just... god that would just be so beautiful :’)

OR THIS MONOLOGUE IS BEFORE THE SORTA CLIMAX OF THE ARC AND MIKE AND EL BOTH PROMISING EACH OTHER THEY’LL FACE THEIR OWN STRUGGLES HEAD ON... LIKE. COME ON YOU CAN’T TELL ME THAT DOESN’T HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO HIT LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!!

#ALSO THE NARRATIVE SIGNIFICANCE OF MIKES LAST MONOLOGUE BEING ABT ASKING WILL TO BE HIS FRIEND... #but now that feeling has grown to be something stronger than friendship.. so mikes monologue like this is sorta a transition in his life.. #like falling in love with will and wanting to be best friends with el still... not wanting to lose her over who he is and who he loves.. #(yes i just ref'd the Cant Fight This Feeling lyrics... i simply think that being the song playing the first time Hop tries to give his #heart-to-heart could be foreshadowing <3) #talk abt Subverting expectations by making ur platonic confession JUST as impactful as your romantic ones #(cuz i wouldnt accept half-assing the byeler shit either ofc not) #like damn ok maybe its cheesy but i Love that shit.. love my good ol fashion american sugar coated stories all right.. #litrlly they are best friends wahhh #listen at this point if s4 disappoints im gonna write SUCH a good and healing gay fantasy fix-it fic all right??? #i was in the fall 2019 it fandom i know the drill LMAO #i have the perfect sweet byler ending scene in mind like... <33 #its sweet but also opens up for my own personal theory for what s5 is gonna look like which is p dark.. n does include will w powers but in #diff way than ive seen most ppl discuss it.. #im so bad at watching tv cuz i always wanna write along w it LMAOOO #silver cat speaks

[dykekakashi]

my most toxic trait is honestly how annoyed i get by people who don't do their jobs right. this girl is telling me like, "oh everyone does [our job] their own way" except our job gives us very extensive methodology training and is p heavily government regulated. like the purpose of a methodology is actually that everyone does things the same way lol. like god are u fucking fdjvdkjvndkvn

#i just can't stand mediocrity i'm sorry especially when you have the privilege of having this cushy ass job #my mom works retail and everyy fucking day she does SO much for like half my pay #if u have a job here the least u can do is pretend u at least care about doing it right GOD #it also just confirms my theory that the majority of business majors were never forced to use their brains in school #no critical thinking just write some lines about how the economy is human nature