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ispyspookymansion · 6 months

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before you reply or add a rb comment to a tumblr post, ask yourself, is it DOPE?

D- DIRECTED AT OP: is it replying to OP, the only person who will be notified of what you say other than the immediate prev rb, or is it to someone else way back in the rb chain? if so, dont fucking say it oh god you are talking to the wrong person

O - ORIGINAL: has it been said in the notes already? repeatedly? take a look. for the love of god

P - PERSONAL (OVERLY): dont be fucking weird. again. op is a person on the other end who is gonna see this.

E - EVEN REMOTELY NECESSARY: will anyone give a shit. Do you need to say this. could this be a tag. OR could this be a new post separated from the one youre looking at. could this stay a thought in your beautiful mind.

#i dont know WHY my random ass posts get notes but this site is so annoying #and you might say kora just dont look at your activity then….but i like seeing what my mutuals have to say #kora.txt

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 4 months

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wear headphones :)

Wasn't expecting another one of these so soon huh.

Transcript and context under the cut

Transcription: Fuck. Goddammit. K-Ugh. *whimper* Come on...

Context: An inside joke between some people on twitter resulted in them commissioning artists to draw gabe failing at pottery and it became a trend for a bit. This is him voicing that specific scenario

Audio source (Yeah I edited it a little to make it worse. I will not apologize.)

Link to a thread of the pottery fan art. This isn't all of it but this is the only collection I can find to link to. -> Link

If anyone has more that wasn't included here feel free to drop a link in the replies :0

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #thank you anon for naming this one #that 'come on' okay. bottom.#eat up u animals (is also an animal myself)#im gonna delete the posts from earlier about naming it #ill leave the asks though to confuse anyone who stops by later >:)#why does he do this for the most random ass requests #its not nearly as bad if u listen to the og one im just insane and made it worse #sadly very short but with YOUR HELP you can accidentally create more :) (threat)#voice post

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sillygreenrat · 1 month

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bone apple teeth, bucky

i love torturing him artistically

#fitz posting #my art #shipwrecked 64 #shwk 64 #bucky beaver #wolf npc #implied stumbler o' hare lol #the random ass stumbler hand in the diner is so wack #couldn't imagine anything other than just this poor sap being served that shit impromptu like 'huh??'#'did i come off like i wanted this???'

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junesprince · 2 months

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wanna remind everyone of this scene in pq2 again

#persona 4 #persona q2 #yosuke hanamura #i actually havent played pq 1&2 yet #just seen some clips #i love yosukes development so much!!!! hes my fav in all of persona :)#this is such a random post but hes really special to me ok #no one talks about how lonely yosuke was #hes also a really good pretender #random ass tags but really i just wanted to post yosuke again #waiter! waiter! more yummy yosuke angst content please #but also waiter! more happy developed yosuke content please

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riddle-man · 1 year

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#gotham #edward nygma #oswald cobblepot #the riddler #ed nygma #cory michael smith #nygmob #nygmobblepot #riddlemine #gotham text posts #gotham textposts #gotham riddler #gotham penguin #he was so funny in this era just #he captured this random ass man #he's supposed to be so careful so aware of unnecessary attention and he just yoinked this fucker #purely to present to his dying new bestie he found in the WOODS #i love him

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s0fter-sin · 6 months

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it takes far too long for soap to realise ghost won’t touch him anymore

he doesn’t avoid him, which he considers no small a miracle given how he usually treats his emotions, and he’s too busy being thankful to notice. thankful he didn’t run from him, thankful his simon has returned to him, no matter how changed he is from the man he knew. ghost doesn’t shy away from his touch so long as he knows it’s coming and he spends long nights just tracing the scars on his newly bared face; following half-remembered tracks and memorising new ones

but ghost never reaches back. he’ll press into his hands like a starved man, melt beneath the smallest of touches but he never initiates. and now, his regular touches have disappeared; no longer does he clap him on the back after a job well done, doesn’t cheekily nudge him after making a recruit shit themself just by giving them a look and soap hadn’t realised how much he’s come to rely on them until they stopped. how much he’s grown to care for ghost the way he used to care for simon

he can’t confront him about it; ghost’s fight or flight always firmly tuned to flight when it came to matters about himself. soap would’ve if it meant fight; if ghost would just put his hands on him again, he’d take his violence with the passion of a lover, wear the marks he left behind with grateful pride. but he remembers the look on ghost’s face when he’d ripped his balaclava off, when he’d stripped his barrier and his protection and spat, “i ruined you the moment i touched you!”

so soap waits. he waits for ghost to crawl into his bunk, to take off his mask and surrender himself to his touch; a touch that seems to burn as much as it freed. and instead of taking his face in his hands and worshiping it the way he has every other night ghost’s come to him, soap takes his gloved hand in his own

ghost flinches, the preemptive bliss fading from his eyes as reluctant fear takes its place. soap brings it up so it hovers between them and already feels him edge backwards. he doesn’t let it stop him and gently tugs his fingers free of the glove one at a time until his hand is bare to him; visibly shaking in the dark. soap brings it towards his face, holding firm when ghost tries to yank it back and presses into it; his breath hitching as he finally gets the touch he’s missed for years

“stop, john,” ghost whispers and it hurts to hear the pain in his voice; closer to begging for the soft touch to end than he’s ever been under torture

“no,” he refuses, pressing a kiss to the centre of his palm

his eyes shine in the dark, arm twitching as he fights himself; pulling back against his grip and leaning into him in turn. (how can he stand to put his mouth on him; can’t he taste it? the dirt and decay that lives under his skin? the maggots that swim in the slow beat of his blood; the rot he’s been trying so hard not to spread to him but he’s weak.) “you don’t know how broken i am. i’ll ruin you, john.”

soap kisses him again; thick, phantom blood coating his lips. “i’m not letting you slip through my fingers again,” he promises, swallowing it down. “i’ve missed you too much to be afraid of getting cut, simon.”

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falmerbrook · 5 months

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@tescheer Week 2: Kiss

This is corny and poorly drawn but it's an OC idea I've had for awhile based on a post that implied that argonians don't have the facial anatomy to kiss (and Stellar here especially wouldn't with how long his snout is). Having grown up on Vvardenfell surrounded by Dunmer has left Stellar insecure about some of his argonian traits, despite his pride to be one, but luckily he finds a partner who eventually embraces his differences to her.

#sorry i missed week one but my idea was a stretch of the prompts anyway #tescheer #tescheer 2023 #my art #my ocs #oc: stellar #oc: ramshurbani #tes #tes ocs #morrowind #morrowind oc #pov: you cant draw your own characters #the two random ass dunmer i made up just for this post are the best drawn thng here #mine

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avisisisis · 7 months

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I love it when Jaime interacts with Khaji in literally every TV show they appear in. Jaime must look insane to everybody else

That scene where he says "I'm strangely comfortable with that", then Khaji says something we can't hear (because it's from the others' POV), and he starts yelling "Yes I am. Yes I am! Yes. I. Am!" Idk I just think it's funny

Watching them argue is funny, especially if it's from an outsider's perspective

#literally everyone that meets blue beetle: who is this guy and why is he like actually insane #in the YJ cartoon there's NO way they didn't believe he was hallucinating #either that or the guy just really (really REALLY) liked to think out loud #when he went to his first actual mission (w m'gann) they almost died bc they got jumpscared by this random ass voice talking #“who got through the mindlink!?” “???? that was just me wdym”#“what ”#dc #blue beetle #jaime reyes #khaji da #khaji #yj cartoon #young justice cartoon #avis talks #avis' post

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alpacacare-archive · 1 year

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(tags by @ourselvers on this post)

you'd think right? but the truth of the matter is that this man operates like this

#gaster #shitpost #worst of both worlds #someone once captioned a skelefam post with 'self care is something that has been ignored in the aster household for decades'#i hope this does them proud #the number 1 dad mug has bee shattered and he will cry about it for years (or until they get him a new one)#always love seeing gaster inhabit dad-typical behaviors #falling asleep instantly in random ass positions #that is when a dad becomes a father #now he just needs the Hawaiian shirt cargo shorts and socks with sanda-#huh?#he already has them?#hes saving them to wear at sans and papyrus's college graduations?#huh

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y-rhywbeth2 · 16 days

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Ah yes, other weird symptoms of being the child of murder. Funky murder auras. Also freaking out every diviner who tries to scry you, it's hilarious. All seers who gaze into the nature/future of Bhaalspawn immediately go "Oh, FUCK NO. BYE." This dude is the only one who's calm about all the violence and bloodshed promised in your aura:

Hermit: "Eh? EH?! Wow, you're really hard to look at." Charname: "Your insults are misplaced. I only wished to speak, and you could have simply said no. I will leave you." Hermit: "Wait... I'm sorry, but you have miscontrued my meaning. A bit blunt I am at times, but I shall speak plain if you wish. I meant that your aura is hard to look at. It is exceptionally volatile. You are at odds with yourself in a most literal fashion. I've not seen another such as you, though I get the feeling that your type does not live exceptionally long. I would predict a violent end for you, but I can see nothing of your future. It would seem that your coin is on an edge*."

*There's a thing in Faerûn; the holy symbol of the goddess of luck is a coin, and it's said Tymora flips it whenever a person is born. The way it lands decides whether you will be lucky or unlucky in life. A coin that lands on its edge - such as Charname - is a soul that is unaffected by the whims of gods and Fate.

#Out of context moments: You can also threaten to shove Elminster (and his hat) up this guy's ass #I'm just bouncing around random screenshots rn #bg2 spoilers #bg playthrough shenanigans #babbling #long post #ish

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maukiki1 · 4 months

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They are twinning✌️idk i just wanted to draw them or somehting idk.

#start of my yugioh arc #get ready #or dont #i havent posted beyblade in a while sorry fellow bladers #this is am unhinged evil spirit who posses some random ass silver haired twink whos done nothing wrong ever competition #like what did tsubasa even do #let him fish #and bakura (normal one i dont refer to yami bakura as just bakura) looks like a curious little animal with zero survival instinct to me #if they were in a zombie apocalypse he would die first #hes so funny to me cant look at him without laughing what is his deal #the difference is one of them waits a bakurbillion years to do anythign also gets his ass kicked during process .#other one goes insane . absolute berserk calm down do you need papatya çayı #mischievous little guys nonetheless #yugioh #beyblade #mfb #metal fight beyblade #tsubasa otori #bakura #yami bakura #tsubasa ootori #beyblade metal fight art #beyblade metal fight fanart #beyblade metal saga #beyblade metal fight #yugioh duel monsters #yu gi oh #crossover #yugioh fanart #when i was making this during the sketch phase i wrote dont forget to make possesed tsubasa purple and i still forgot at first attempt

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minthy · 1 year

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Free ducks at the park,

Idk, it was funnier in my head

adhd!sans by: @/gudulle_vinyls

anxiety!sans by: @hheisa

The original doodle:

made this during my class, heheh, the ducks are fun to draw!

#undertale #sans #adhd sans #adhd!sans #anxiety sans #anxiety!sans #undertale AU #was it a tweet or some random post #it reminds me of ma Duck boi #yayay #mentally unstable skeleboys #I'mma try Making autism sans too since.. ahem.. my ass just fucking realised I too was autistic..#But there is a lot of Autism sans(es)#I still need to learn more bout autism yall.. be patient ahahaha

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synthshenanigans · 5 months

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My phone gallery sorts photos on its own based on what it thinks it is into groups [like maps, kitchen stuff, plants, toys etc.]

Its so far classified Jash as medical supplies as well as a plant

Like phone how tf is this a plant

#it also thinks darrell is a kitchen utensil #also it keeps calling art a map #like anything that's traditional art is 9 times outta 10 a map to it #my phone is very smart #rlly puts the smart in smartphone #chonny jash #moss post #i have to get art refs so it just grabs random stuff & is like “yea that's probably a tree or a flower or something”#sir that is a whole ass guy tf are you talking about

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dailyhatchetfield · 18 days

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day 50 - goodnight, kyle

a link to the fic this is based on is under the cut

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barbequebarf · 3 months

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mikes n laps

#bbqs art #washington capitals #connor mcmichael #hendrix lapierre #nhl #hockey art #i dunno just a random thing i pulled out of my ass and i havent posted here in awhile so #nhl art #hockey

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dontmindme2600 · 4 days

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One time on twitter I saw this totally bullshit “exposure/callout” thread on Jhonen Vasquez (it was so obviously false and stupid that it got zero attention) and yeah it was just a bunch of fake accusations with no valid looking evidence or sources. But. The thing that still gets me about it is that the person who made the thread was like a huge terf, so they decided to lie about Jhonen having a transgender wife. They spent like multiple tweets out of the entire thread just trash talking his nonexistent trans wife and calling her slurs. The only person who even bothered to give the thread any attention was obviously a friend/mutual of whoever posted it, who ALSO started shit talking Jhonen’s nonexistent trans wife. It was honestly fucking hilarious. I wish I could find it again but its likely lost to time/deleted, and I also don’t want to start internet beef with the type of person chronically online enough to dig up old photos of people to support fake accusations against a cartoonist.

#tw transphobes #tw transphobia #they dug up some really old pics of Jhonen for it though #how chronically online do you have to be #also funny as hell bc Jhonen isn’t married and is very vocal abt it #like all that effort to lie about something so easily disproven #jhonen vasquez #invader zim #sorry about this random ass post I’ve been rewatching iz and it reminded me of this #oh the accusations were s/a against women in the workplace I believe??#but little evidence. it was like.#a cropped screenshot of a live journal post the person could have easily written themselves #and then they went on to accuse him of other less serious shit #and then just started bashing his trans wife that doesn’t exist

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