#this is just an innocent joke

[raggedy-spaceman]

Prevision for next year Eurovision

Zelensky: thank you for the support but we can’t host the competition in Ukraine Poland and Romania:

#eurovision #ukraine #poland #romania #eurovision 2022 #esc 2022 #this is just an innocent joke #i'm basing this on the fact that Poland and Ukraine are the ones helping Ukraine the most right now #mine

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Hnfgothinapwsogthoporepdnf why is every discussion on this webbed site that includes dolphins about how bottlenose dolphins commit atrocious war crimes I'm so tired can we please move away from that please please please learn other jokes

#i get it i get it theyre cute and innocent in media but they are ACTUALLY all sadistic murderer rapists that hurt other animals for fun! #wow! what a fun and original observation! such a creative joke! #im just...friguriwiefrugfedisfbgiewfoadpsjodsfbergwwdsfdfe #did it perhaps occur to you that the dolphins that save divers and altruistically aid other species and the dolphins that kill and murder - #can coexist in the same species? like... gee... almost like another intelligent species i know! what was the name? it was like an ape... #without any hair.... hmmm.... well im sure its nothing. #nottomentionbottlenosedolphinsareinfactnothumansandarenotonthesamelevelofawarenessthatweareeveniftheyareintelligent #that dolphin post #-adjacent

[ecoamerica]

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#ACLA24 #ACLA24Leaders #youtube #youtube video #climate leaders #climate solutions #climate action #climate and environment #climate #climate change #climate and health #climate blog #climate justice #climate news #weather and climate #environmental news #environment #environmental awareness #environment and health #environmental #environmental issues #environmental justice #environment protection #environmental health #Youtube

[nelkcats]

Laugh until the end

Penelope Spectra was an excellent school psychologist, she loved her charges and they loved her back, there was only one problem: her age.

Spectra had trouble coming to terms with the fact that she was getting older, she covered every wrinkle with makeup, every sign that she was over 25 disappeared, but always the same kid found a way to point out a mistake, which made her miserable.

She started using experimental products, which led to her death, luckily or badly she appeared in the Realms with a very human appearance, and shortly after learning what she had become a natural portal appeared.

It turns out that no one had properly reported her death so she disposed of her own corpse and went back to school trying to help the kids.

One specific boy who loved to play pranks started to get depressed during their sessions, Spectra couldn't understand the reason so she continued to try to help: she gave him comfort items, advice, even gave him a stuffed bat knowing they were his favorite animal, but nothing helped.

Strangely the more the boy got depressed she seemed to feel better, satisfied, and young, although it made her feel horrible at first, she began to get used to the feeling, want it, search for it, and her empathy faded.

Contradictory signals from her ended up driving the boy crazy, a small vein of madness that had barely been present before expanded while the constant sessions worsened his condition, until one day he stopped crying and started laughing out loud.

Then their innocent therapy sessions became a very dangerous game, their relationship changed until it became the reverse of the original and almost seemed like a rivalry, Spectra was trying to push him into submission and the boy was laughing, talking about jokes, and starting to show psychotic behaviors.

Unfortunately they had to stop their game when the school began to suspect that something was wrong with the psychologist, Spectra was forced to run away, but the boy never forgot, he suppressed his behavior until he seemed normal and waited for a new rival while hugging his stuffed bat.

He was sure that one day, someone would enjoy his jokes, even the deadly ones.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #joker #penelope spectra #Their relationship began as something innocent #but they ended up bringing out the worst part in each other #batman #Joker was crazy since the beginning he just know how to hide it #also this in an explanation of why he began the relationship with Harley #and why it ended like that #joker was searching for a rival #and he found one #now imagine Danny and Spectra traveling to Gotham #He was following her #she was trying to work on Arkham #Both the bats and Danny would end surprised with their accidental meeting #Also yes #Joker was the kid pointing out her age #he did it as a kid joke tho #Imagine Joker and Spectra in front of each other yelling at each other #my rival is better than yours #With Spectra pointing Danny and Joker pointing Batman #All the batfam is confused #Team Phantom is confused too

[stuffedsand]

As an alternative to my last question post, hello again milgramblr, who are you entirely certain you Will Not vote guilty in trial 3, no matter what is revealed?

#Milgram #personally its gonna be kazui and shidou. Shidou cuz he makes me sad enough that no matter what i will at worst abstain #Kazui makes me so inconsolably sad that i just. I can’t. I would cry i think. /joke but i will not guilty him no matter what that im sure o #Also amane. As much as she isn’t a favourite of mine she doesnt deserve a t3 guilty #I’d also say probably yuno? Im most likely gonna abstain cuz i dont really feel a strong enough emotion about her but i do think she deserv #S to be innocently yippee #Answer my questions boy #im tagging it with that now #bonus answer hihi this is an edit #im plannin for everyone inno personnalllyyyy? these r just the ones i will never press guilty on no matter what #im too attatched yo them hahaha

[zappedbyzabka]

This is his ‘I never have to pay for drinks or dinner’ move.

#Hot girl things. Joking.....I mean. how else do I describe his vibe #*Suck chew. flutters lashes innocently* #You mean to tell me this milkshake with whipped cream on it that I just sucked on lewdly is free? Cool! #Slap a wang in his mouth #I mean what #william zabka #Johnny x cobras #And more

[hylianane]

My number one Sanji take is that he would fall for updog and he would fall hard. With as insane and isolating as his childhood was, always either cast aside or surrounded by adults instead of kids his age, I can guarantee he’s never been on the received end of like. henway-type taunts. 

I’m kinda giddy thinking about it. I’m picturing sometime during Alabasta, Usopp, Luffy, Vivi, hell even Zoro and Nami would be teasing Chopper with pun traps (he, too, was an isolated little kid, ligma being the only disease he never studied). They’re having a blast, until Sanji walks out of the kitchen to deliver drinks before pausing. “Wait, what? What the hell’s a matterbaby?”

There’d be no mercy. None at all. They’d descend upon him like hyenas. 

#i think it’s a cute idea!! sanji with that small sliver of childhood innocence #idk idk maybe i just find updog jokes disproportionately funny. but. #one piece #blackleg sanji #tony tony chopper #my post #sanji op

[jorrated]

I used to hate Christmas and family-related holidays but then i realized i could just be insane and create problems. today i asked about who everyone was going to vote for in the next election

#ur telling me i can just throw shit at the celling fan and leave? #amazing #at this point i just feing innocence #someone made a homephobic joke and i was like ' huh i dont get it :)' #'is it because hes gay? whys that funny' #'hes a fag? do you think fags are funny? do you hate fags? :)' #next family party im just going to bring up the topic of abortion and see what happens

[arabian-batboy]

I feel like we’re witnessing a new trope in military propaganda media emerging and it’s the “lets have a whiny overly-dramatic white liberal girl say that killing innocent Arabs is bad on-screen” to send a message to the audience that being against the US’s military crimes in the Middle East is something that only dumb sensitive lefties with pronouns in their bio do.

#fuck Purple Hearts #and that other show #and in both cases the girl that said that was portrayed as being annoying #and the men that talked about killing Arabs were portrayed as chill guys that were just joking #and that their racism and terrorism are just character flaws #not my words but the director literal words #she thought having that white terrorist wanting to kill Arabs is just a character flaw #that his liberal girlfriend had to meet him in the middle #as if killing innocent people is something that you can meet in the middle with those who support it #foh

[nostalgia-tblr]

I watched Avengers: Age of Ultron (apart from I skipped some overly long action sequences) and I am not sure so can someone tell me whether or not Tony Stark was the baddy in that film? Because about halfway through I was sure he was but then it was maybe just an evil robot after all and I am confused because either this film was surprisingly subversive or it was about robots hitting each other.

#I CANT STAND THE CONFUSION IN MY MIND #also i get why people wrote wanda/sylvie. they should go on a wholesome chick-flick revenge-quest together. and also they should kiss. #also i am now only *half* joking about thor being in love with mjolnir #it kept doing Christianity Bits which was quite awks. #not sure why it used the bit about building the church on a rock for some metal i mean wasn't jesus making a pun there? about peter? #i think Vision might be Jesus? or else he's Dr Manhattan who's done a first year philosophy course. could go either way on that tbh. #BUT TONY WAS THE BADDY RIGHT? WAS HE? WAS TONY THE BADDY OR NOT???? #with the homocidal glitches in what he thinks is his winning personality? #and all the weapons he's made and is in fact still making but now he only sells them to The Good Guys? #except look how easily they fall out with each other and also don't a lot of innocent bystanders die in their overly long action scenes? #also i need to write fic about whether mjolnir does in fact obey some unknown code that can be cracked if you set your mind to it #she does like Robot Jesus so apparently we can rely on her to make the major decisions from now on #the ending's a bit ominous - apparently someone's collecting those TVA paperweights to do... something? Oh no! :O #yeah i watched the MCU in the wrong order shut up this was inevitable and Marvisney should just embrace that at this point #(i know 'Marvisney' will never catch on but that will not stop me using it) #the loki series ending is but the latest installment of “unlimited power with no oversight is fine as long as the Good people have it” #UNLESS TONY WAS ACTUALLY THE BADDY. WHICH AS I MENTIONED I AM NOT AT ALL CLEAR ON. #maybe what i mean is was tony stark the baddy *on purpose*? #i only picked this one to watch next because tumblr gifsets told me thor wears a nice coat in it #which he does! but only for a small fraction of the film :( #journey into the mcu #the avengers (the marvel ones not the other ones)

[enlichened]

The thing thats consistently bothered me the most in the fallout show is the racism. I would hesitate to recommend it because of that alone. And there was obvious love that the set and prop designers, actors, costume department, and even maybe the writers put into the show! There are themes and characters in fallout that i'm certain would resonate with fans of color!

It KILLS me that so many of the fallout entries are damn well unplayable/watchable in this regard because the writers simply Don't Care how the people in their work are presented. That this like hugely popular world with a lot of worldbuilding and thought behind it does such wrong to so many people, fans and otherwise, that you cannot find any game in the series that does it right or well. It alienates a lot of people who might've been fans just because the majority white creators and fanbase don't give a shit, and I'm sick of it.

it's not enough to say "in the fallout in my head that racism doesn't happen," you actually have to put some things into PRACTICE. Allow space in your head, your games/show, your fan spaces for people of color! notice and say something when you see racism coming from media, yourself, and others!

#like its not AS bad as other fallout media but isnt that the fucking kicker. that its not AS bad #and in fact the games im thinking of that are most egregious in their racism ARE interplay/obsidians games. #bethesda is NOT free from criticism or racism. just look at the elder scrolls. #all of the fallout games have been terrible to different extents to their black characters #the games are TERRIBLY sinophobic. the great war being pinned on china allows for SO much racism in the writing and in fan spaces #but fallout 2 and new vegas specifically have awful and degrading representations of indigenous people. to the point where i wont play 2. #and now this show treating maximus nearly one to one with how star wars writers AND fans treated finn? its not okay #personal / #fallout show #fallout blogging #racism #antiblackness #colonialism #fallout #if not for this i would have thought that the show was GOOD. surprisingly compelling. anti capitalist messaging. but its just. all the time #and this is coming from a white person! i can only listen and imagine how painful it is to play these games or watch the show #and be the butt of the joke every time!!! or the villain or the fool or the one who dies or the nameless entry. #maximus gets to have Some time in the light as a protagonist but for the beginning half of it he's treated SO awfully by the writers #and the latter half does not do enough to make up for it #EDIT: I JUST FINISHED THE SHOW AND THEY FUCKING MADE IT WORSE.... #taking max out and having lucy leave him. for what exactly. why did they have to undermine him and make him look stupid at every opportunit #AND. two of the more major black women being evil capitalists juxtaposed by some white guy who opposes? ......................... #like im glad moldaver was there. i guess. but even she is posed as the villain for the good majority of it and kills innocent people #for no reason and. UGH

[xemnas178]

werewolf Leon!

It's pose practic

#pose practic #castlevania #lament of innocence #leon belmont #trick or treat?I'm just joking

[master-sass-blast]

Look at her.

Look at that face.

That is the face of a woman who tells suckass jokes.

That is the face of a woman who laughs at said suckass jokes.

That is the face of a woman who knows she tells suckass jokes, enjoys tormenting her girlfriend with her tremendously shitty, terrible Dad jokes, and has to keep from laughing while her girlfriend wishes either or both of them were dead.

Shame on her.

#sass speaks #everyone say thank you to honey for this post she told me to make it #sevika #arcane #i feel like i see so much of young sevika in this screencap #she looks so impish #very wry and surprisingly innocent #what a baby #who tells the worst jokes humanity has ever heard #not even dark jokes just #straight up bad #sevika has dad energy all she needs is a fanny pack and a pair of bbq tongs

[everythingsinred]

can we PLEASE stop tolerating the "god forbid women do anything" jokes when it comes to ACTUAL nonfictional atrocities. its not funny when youre talking abt real life murder, abuse, and exploitation and im tired of seeing it

#toxic femininity and all that.... #this is why its dangerous to put women in automatic 'assumed victim' positions #and men in automatic 'assumed perpetrator' positions #the whole men are bad women are victims thing needs to stop rly. #there is no inherent moral value in femininity or masculinity #these jokes make me sick. #woman serial killer murdered x amount of innocent men that shed never met before! and the internet decides shes a girl boss #not to mention the racial aspect that often goes into it w white women killers often targeting immigrant men #i hate the internet i hate radical feminists who blindly support every horrible thing every woman has ever done. i dont get it #little anya things #i just unfollow every single blog that posts anything that sounds like that lmao. good bye

[psi-spectacular]

yuri if it was mid

#joke post #vivziepop slander #vivziepop neg #knowing vivzie norma would be made an agressive trans stereotype and sam would be either super innocent or really flirty #her main personality is just “look at this girl who likes really innocent things! she also says FUCK! isnt that funny!” #psychonauts #funnies #normasam #norma natividad #sam boole #<- yeah im maintagging this #why the hell not #this came from a conversation i was having in a server im in and we were vivziepopping our ocs #but i didnt know what oc to do so i did them

[bookwyrminspiration]

the all-consuming fear that just flashed through me is indescribable. what if we didn't do that, what if it wasn't

#kotlc #no disrespect meant to this innocent ig user i just think. I think maybe keeper should not be like riverdale #and maybe they mean it as a hypothetical horror joke #but it seems to be a legitimate proposal #so. that's how I'm responding to it #i was just going through shannon's ig and found this so. i figured if I had to experience it so do you

[hanakihan]

On side note

Salieri still as a Avenger class servant, but his mechanics and overall vibe is similar to Seele and Veliona

Watch poor musician being for some reason summoned in Avenger class and having no idea the fuck is happening only to have a really angry and protective being floating around you who wears your face but has insane bloodlust.

Antonio Salieri and Gray Man being semi separate beings who are bound to be one in soul, and they’re weird unstable hybrid of ruler and avenger in one class

#fate grand order #fgo #antonio salieri #you know I brainrotted hard because I listend to dual ego and watched seele’s trailer again #watch gray man being lily version to ironically match innocent monster thing #salieri singing or humming to him to calm him down #single tired ruler mom and his poor rumor born feral avenger child #idek its just funny #salieri being in weird spot because they’re two separate beings yet by their nature they’re also one #also me making gray man a child partly due to how here people get misconception about salieri murdering mozart is thanks to reading #pushkin’s little story about them as a part of school literature program in 5th grade #I joke Not children do believe this actually happened but teacher kindly explains that’s not the case thank god