#this is just humour | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

vamprisms · 9 months

Text

what's the most demented thing you guys got in trouble for in school mine was when an english boy in my class made fun of my name and called my mum a (derogatory word for irish travellers) so i told him my ira uncle was in town and was coming to blow him up after school

#no sense of humour honestly did they want me to just take that

23K notes · View notes

markodragic · 1 year

Text

my 2022 highlight was when a guy was driving me home after a date and his phone was playing songs on youtube thru the aux on autoplay BUT he was also using it as a satnav so we had to just cope with whatever song came on. anyway we listened to the isolated vocals for "eye of the tiger" in silence because neither of us acknowledged it and it got to a certain point where it would be even weirder if one of us did say something

/edit: I realise a text post doesn't even do it justice, it went exactly like this

#and there wasnt much chemistry to begin with bc we had quite different senses of humour so it was just weird dhfjfjgk 💀#marko.txt

77K notes · View notes

daddiesdrarryy · 7 months

Text

Me when I finish writing something:

#writing #be it a fic a poem or a novel anything fr #writing meme #writing humour #writing things #the og line is ‘filmmaking’#hayao miyazaki #life of a writer #writers of tumblr #writer #writers #writerblr #writers life #writer things #writing funny #he’s just so iconic 😭#source: 10 years with hayao miyazaki #writers block #writeblr

6K notes · View notes

risibledeer · 1 month

Text

boat boys, shortgrass and greenbeans- what more could you ask for?

(ps-drawing reqs are open btw i need inspiration helpp)

2K notes · View notes

shit-talker · 3 months

Text

The 141 have a ridiculous run of inside jokes that is continuosly ruining their lives, such as;

1.) If someone says, "You love it really," to you, you immediately have to agree with them, no matter what the circumstances. Otherwise, you lose the ability to do it back. This has resulted in many weird fake confessions, including one time in which Soap got fed up with people making your mom jokes at him and went on a rant about it. Ghost glanced at him in front of a room full of cadets and just went, "You love it really, though," and Soap almost died as he sadly nodded and replied, "Yeah, I do."

2.) If something even remotely sexual sounding is said about you, you must always say, "You're damn right I do/am/will," back. This backfired once when they were in a defreif and Price said something about Gaz "coming through the back door" and Gaz, without think, winked and replied "You're damn right I did," In front of everyone and got in trouble for mild insubordination. (The others almost died laughing as he realised what he'd done, who he'd done it to, and who he'd done it in front of (aka Price's bosses))

3.) When talking about Roach, they will always act like he's died. He hasn't, but none of them can stop the joke, and it always makes all of them crack up, even Roach. This once caused major panic, as once when Ghost was discussing their latest mission with Laswell, he said, "It was fine because Roach - God rest his soul -" and Laswell had about two minutes where she thinks Roach has dropped dead and she didn't fucking know.

4.) They will always make up bad stories for how they met Ghost, if anyone ever asks. It doesn't matter what the truth is, or who they're speaking to, when asked, all three of them will reply with some made up, overly dramatic or down right boring story on how they met. These stories ranged from Ghost, saving them from a shark attack (Gaz), Ghost selling them assorted drugs as a teenager (Roach), and most devastatingly is when Soap told a distant relative of his that he met Ghost after "finding him with my older brother, behind his wifes back" he does not have an older brother, and so there is no wife.

5.) They always reference the "Malibu incident." None of them have ever been to Malibu. Nothing bad has ever happened there, but now they've created a whole conspiracy in the British Army about a coverup that happened in Malibu. Price knows about this one and finds it endlessly funny, so he goes along with it, never directly mentioning it but refusing to deny it when someone asks. If anyone ever asks about the details of it, they just give a deadpanned look as if the other person should already know and say; "Don't make me say it." There are rumours. Like, a lot of rumours.

6.) Roach claps every time someone says, "I'll be there for you" because once he clapped at the wrong time during the friends intro and had been paying the price ever since. It doesn't happen often, but sometimes you'll just hear him clapping - not even in the tune to the friends theme. Just random clapping. If any of the others hear it, they almost always reply with "That's a fuckin' joke" in a really disappointed tone. It's confused a lot of people.

#call of duty #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #kyle gaz garrick #gary roach sanderson #john price #kate laswell #they spend far too much time together #so their humour has kind of melded together to make their own goddamn language that nobody else ever understands #and they can't explain it either #because it always takes too long and by the time theyre done its not even funny #so they just look crazy to everyone #price knows about most of these but absolutely refuses to take part in them #except for malibu #because he actually finds that one funny #task force 141 #cod 141 #shit talker talks

1K notes · View notes

cemeterything · 23 days

Text

not my usual kind of posting but i genuinely hate how unpleasant having chronic gastrointestinal issues makes your life. even if it was more socially acceptable i would still be in excruciating pain every single day of my life just for doing something that's necessary to live. the fact that it also makes other people think you're disgusting and embarrassing just compounds the misery.

#🐉#sorry i know youre supposed to try to look at these things constructively #but it fucking sucks!#and its not even technically classed as a disability. youre just Guy Who Always Needs The Bathroom.#like. i feel like im going to puke every day of my life but its haha funny because toilet humour.

939 notes · View notes

nrmnas · 9 months

Text

kizlar bizzz

#shitpost #meme humor #girlblogging #femcel #just girls being girls #just girly thoughts #new moon #whitch #humour #localy hated #hyper feminine #dark feminine energy #the feminine urge #girl boss gaslight gatekeep

2K notes · View notes

avephelis · 1 year

Text

silly au where hunter can also see the other golden guards but all they do is annoy him

#theyd be ghosts in this BUT in canon im not sure whether or not belos was hallucinating them so.#toh #the owl house #hunter toh #hunter #golden guard #golden guards #grimwalkers #avepharts #no serious art at the moment sorry my brain's just giving me sillies #anyway it's giving kind of fucked up sitcom #i know there's like. a lot of angsty things with this kind of premise. and i support that. but a black comedy would also be really funny #angst and humour babey #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers

5K notes · View notes

meltedbionics · 14 days

Text

day 11

team cook…

reblogs are appreciated!

#tf2 #tf2 engineer #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #my art #engineer tf2 #meltedbionics #daily engineer #dailies #i think he’s would’ve been the type of person to wear those stupid middle aged humour grill aprons #either that or he’d just wear the welding one instead #fanart

425 notes · View notes

alowkeyclown · 1 month

Text

sure i'll go with u to the haunted ruins wreathed in half memories from your traumatic childhood PLATONICALLY COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY PLATONICALLY OF COURSE IM SO CASUAL ALL OF THE TIME DON'T EVEN WORRY

#theres no tension here dont even worry yourself #thats just the poor oxygen flow in the deathtrap ive just followed you into #because im so cool and casual as previously mentioned #oh my god alice please #step away from the horrors #really manifesting jonny keeping her alive so he can say his shitty lil tumblr humour through her (/pos)#tmagp vague #the magnus protocol #tmagp #alice dyer #tmagp spoilers #feel like im being overly cautious with that tag but maybe not ?#better safe than sorry and that #shes so gay #ik sams a bloke but like thats the most lesbian behaviour ive ever witnessed

438 notes · View notes

christiangeistdorfer · 4 months

Text