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im-yn-suckers · 10 months

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ponyo

i hate that the pictures dont match color-wise, but fuck it

pairing-bf niki x gf reader

warnings-kissing, cuddling, reader is a little whiny and pouty. eating, kinda sleeping, not proofread, lmk what i missed as usual

"but i wanna watch ponyo!" "so? i wanna watch spirited away!"

you wanted to watch ponyo because you wanted to see how they made the ramen. and also because it was a cute movie. niki wanted to watch spirited away. who knows why, he just wanted to.

truth is, he didnt care what movie you watched, as long as it was Studio Ghibli. he just wanted to see you all whiny and pouty. he thought it was cute. no, he thought you were cute when you were angry.

"fine! how about we do rock paper scissors and whoever wins, chooses?" "fine, but the loser doesn't whine.'' ''ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!"

your fist was in rock formation, his was in paper. "WHAT?!" he just stood there laughing as a pout came across your face.

"not fair, i wanted to see how they made the ramen so we could make it" good excuse, y/n. "fine, we can do another round." he said in fake annoyance.

''ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!'' tie. "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, SHOOT!" you both pulled paper in the previous round. niki knew you were most likely to pull scissors next. so what did he do? he pulled out paper. (T-T)

''YAYY!" he partially wanted to see you try to replicate the ramen in ponyo. he also didnt like seeing you sad, even if you were being dramatic.

he watched in awe, and when i saw 'in awe' i mean in awe, as you pulled up the movie and ran to get snacks.

he sat down and grabbed a blanket big enough for the both of you. you came back with some chips and a soft drink.

you sat down next to him, opening the bag of chips. niki put his arm around your shoulder, pulled your head near his face, and pecked you scalp. he opened the can of your shared drink and took a sip.

"I-D-I-O-T! B-U-G O-F-F!" "L-I-S-A, I L-O-V-E Y-O-U" " I-D-I-O-T! I-D-I-O-T! I-D-I-O-T! I-D-I-O-T! I-D-I-O-T! I-D-I-O-T! I-D-I-O-T! B-U-G O-F-F! B-U-G O-F-F! B-U-G O-F-F! B-U-G O-F-F" (yes, i did that. Lisa is an ICONIC character in ponyo. fight me)

"why doesnt Lisa understand that Koichi is working and he just cant come home. like yeah, he said he was going to be there but hes your husband. he works at sea! give him a break!" while you complain about Lisa getting mad at Koichi for not being home, niki takes another sip of your drink and licks his lips.

"she's just salty that her husband isn't home all the time" niki smiles and responds to your whines can complaints. "see, baby? be happy that im not salty about you doing whatever." "we're always together!" and it's true. you guys are always together. "i dont care." "whatever. i still think Lisa just wants Koichi to be with her 24/7"

the movie went on and it came to the ramen part. (istg, if yall dont know what im talking about)

"baby!!!! can we make the ramen once the movie's done?? please??" "do we have everything?" "i dont know. i dont think we have green onion" "once the movie's over, we can walk to the store and buy it, if you want" "yesyyesyesyesyes!!!"

the movie ended and you both got up to leave. you walked in, greeted the cashier and headed to get onion. "baby, do we have ham?" "um, i dont know. i'll ask the guys." "no, its okay, we'll just buy some"

you finished shopping and walked home. it wasnt that far of a walk but your legs hurt.

after getting home and making the ramen, you put on spirited away. niki smiled at your action and pressed a kiss to your forehead. you placed the bowls on the coffee table in the living room almost right away and sat next to niki on the floor. he looked at you and hugged you.

the little moments like these made you realize that, niki is your happiness. the coffe table was far away enough for you to climb into his lap, at least until the food was ready.

"are you tired baby?" niki chuckled at you dozing off on his shoulder. "a little, but im really hungry"

"well, the foods ready so we can eat and then we can go to sleep." you got.off of him slowly and ate your food. after, you and niki went to ash up and go to sleep. after all that, you layed down with your back facing niki, only to be pulled into his embrace with his annoyingly strong arms.

he nuzzled his nose into ypur hair and slowly fell asleep.

the end

yalllllll, im back. ive been gone for so long 😭 but i might not be so active tmw bc i need bloodwork done 😓 the doctors didnt ecen tell me why tho. soooooo, whats new?

(i have writers block gimme ideas)

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ghostismybbygorl · 11 months

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Random headcannons

I cant think of anything with price atm so enjoy the childrem please feel free to add on id love to start a headcannon chain

Ghost

Ghost is a gremlin at night. If you wake up in the middle of the night youll spot him in the kitchen not eating but devouring food. Its one after the other first its something sweet then salty and to top it off CHOCOLATE

He his a chocoholic he LOVES chocolate. Easter is one of his favorite holidays because of the chocolate bunnies. He will eat those lindt bunnies like a mad man. Theres always one in his hand

He always carries little chocolates around especially hershey kisses just for the sole reason to fuck with people.

"You want a kiss?" "Uhhh" *pulls out a hershey kiss*

Religiously Cracks his knuckles

He plays guitar and loves to chill out relax and jam out

Hates to play heavy metal he prefers to play more psychedelically music

Soap

He kicks with his left foot when he plays soccer.

He has osteoarthritis in his left knee from playing soccer causing him to wear his knee brace. He has chronic knee pain and it tends to get worse when it rains

Knows exactly when its going to rain because of his knee and its a bit freaky

LOVES FRUIT

Kiwis are his favorite

He can do the emo scream too well

Was secretly in a screamo band when he was in highschool

He used to skateboard back in highschool but quit when he broke his arm doing a dumbass stunt

He can only do a kickflip now

He plays the drums

He will stand or squat int the middle of a room hyper fixating on whatever hes reading, working on, watching, ect he wont move until its done or he looses interest in it

He has a waterproof speaker in his shower that he plays and SINGS so loud

He's actually a pretty decent singer

Gaz

He sleeps with a bonnet

He absolutely loves marshmallows and will casually eat a bag of them

King of chubby bunny

A BRAIDING KING no matter how short the hair is HE CAN BRAID IT.

He eats peanut butter straight from the jar

CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER STAN

hes a slut for reese's peanut butter cups and the MINI M&MS OF THEM OH LORD TAKE THEM AWAY HELL EAT THEM LIKE A MAD MAN

He loves to eat oranges and will

A.) eat a whole bag if clementines and oranges in one sitting

B). Forget about them and have them rot in the fridge

He has a collection of squishmellows on his bed and has a name for every one of them

SAS MASTER: his comebacks are legendary and dont get me started on the your mom jokes

Religously drinks ginger beer

He loves those fruity cocktails he'll usually order a moscow mule or a cosmopolitan

He loves to read and will finish a book within a day

He read the whole percy jackson series in less than a week

His house is FILLED to the brim with books hes got a cute little catty corner in his house that he likes to curl up and read his book

Has a tumblr and writes fanfiction only soap know about it

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absolutebl · 2 years

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Hello, how are you? First of all, I want to say, thank you so much for this blog of yours, AbsoluteBL....Because of you I know more about BL in general and the history behind it.....Your analysis are amazing and easy to read and to be understood (sorry English is not my native language)....I also love reading your recommendations and discussion.....Before I found this blog, I never watched any Thai drama, but you changed me.... Thanks...

Do you mind if I ask your opinion on something? I noticed that you are a book lover and a fast reader, so what do you think, about western MLM stories? What makes Asian BL better than western MLM stories? I don't mean to talk negatively but i want to read your opinion about it (because I love reading your writings)....

Before I watched Asian BL, I already read books and watch movies or series that contains MLM, but it just hit differently somehow (I don't know how to express what I mean).....

Most of otps that I love from western series or movies are bromance or male best friends that I love the chemistry, and for series that have canon MLM couple, I don't really ship them, not like in Asian BL...(I dont know why, maybe you have an idea ir two, why is that)....

Oh, do you mind if I gave you books recommendations? They are not long at all and a quick reading (especially since you are a fast reader), have you read "All For The Game" trilogy by Nora Sakavic or "Captive Prince" by trilogy by C.S.Pacat (the author said herself, that she was inspired by BL manga when wrote this books, and I think you will love them) ? Those are my top favorite MLM books....

Sorry for this long ask, feel free if you want to ignore it....Thanks again for your hard works in this blog....Hope you have a wonderful day.....

Hi, OMG you are so nice and I am abotu to get so salty! I love you and, I’m sorry?

MM BOOKS

I would say at a general guess (looking at my old Goodreads account) I've read about 1000 mm romances. (before you get mad I’d say about 300 ff, 400 alt queer of soem kind, and way way way more than that het). And that’s just romance. I used to average between 300-500 books a year. And yes, I’m a speed reader. And yes, I retain very very little of it.

So yeah.

I don't read them much anymore. Most mm went into KU over the last 4 years and I don't play that game. Plus I'd rather watch and talk about BL these days than read anything I’m not obligated to for work.

Sorry but I loathed Pacat's Captive Prince. Just like Red, White & Royal Blue a few years later it was as if everyone suddenly felt compelled to read and "discover" mm with that series and I DO NOT GET THE APPEAL. I come originally out of SFF and the world building was so poor, the Ds dynamic was unresolved and lacklustre (possibly because it was seme/uke, which now knowing might make it more palatable to me but, shrug, too late), the writing quality was not great, and I disliked most of the characters. Honestly, it reminded me of 1980s Sharon Green or Joanna Lindsey, just profoundly dated in its sensibility and clumsy with its trope execution. Like it was written by someone who had read very little romance or fantasy, but maybe a few 1970s pirate rape books.

And you thought I could only get this mean about Mame!

Just look at me go when books are one the line.

I think Pacat is like KinnPorsche, the people who like it are obsessed and the rest of us are like... but there's so much better stuff out there, why don't you... no? Okay then. Just, please stop talking about it?

As for Sakavic I don't read mafia and I don't read sports so I'm afraid I probably won't bother. Honestly, though, with these two as your top picks have you heard of Jex Lane's Beautiful Monsters? Although I'm not sure they finished writing the series, I gave up waiting.

I suppose I have probably scared you off now?

Look, everyone likes what they like and my reading taste is about as quirky as my drama taste, if not more so.

What do you care what I think?

I'm a grape soda person.

I don't like sourdough bread.

ooo, ooo!

White chocolate is a perfectly serviceable version of chocolate.

We all have our quirks.

#it's not BL so i make no case for it #just reader nonsence #books bah!

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papirouge · 8 months

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im the jpop anon. thank you for the long and thoughtful reply! :)

yeah, theres something really wrong with kpoppers. i actually remember what perfume video the "fat legs" comments were from - it was their first budokan concert back in 2008, i think they were wearing the pink outfits (or perhaps the yellow ones from drream fighter). i think what those kpoppers might meant were kashiyukas thighs, since she wore very short shorts in the pink outfits, and while her legs are thin her thighs are plumper. but like, thats literally what makes her known as "the hot one" among fans. like shes very renowed for having very nice legs, and in general its normal for women to have bigger tighs and wider hips. i guess one could just shrug it off as kpop fans being salty and petty, but many kpop girl members have crazy thin legs. like if you look up snsd aka girls generation, youll realize that many of their promotional images have them with really skinny legs. one of the very few kpop songs that i like is "gee" by this girl group, and i decided to look at the comments of the dance ver and some poeple were defending one of the girls because koreans fans were being mean to her for being "fat". i think she was called jessica or something like that, and i look her up to know which one of them was and like, if they didnt mention anything i wouldnt even have realized but her "problem" was basically that she had this "square-y" body type and that made her look like 0,5 millimeters bigger that the rest.

another thing that happened to me very recently was that i was looking for a notebook to buy and there were selling some with kpop groups in the cover, and i stumbled upon one that had this boy band named stray kids, and god dammit... these guys have such heavy plastic surgery like wtf... some of them look like literal wax figures its scary. i remember when kpop fans were saying it was racist how some people made fun of boy bands by saying they all looked the same, and sure, definitely some of them probably were, but you cant deny that some of these guys (and girls) dont end up looking the same when they get their faces botched up all to follow the same very narrow korean beauty standards.

and yeah, i can see the difference between kanon and akari, but i also think it was because kanon was much bigger than akari. like she even made fun of herselkf many times when she introduced herself. i always remember when michishige sayumi was asked which animal fit their teammates the best, and she said kanon was a hippo or an elephant 💀 i always got the impression that kanon making fun of herself like referencing she had a full meal before a performance so she was full of energy was a defense mechanism - a lot of fat people usually make fun of themseves because they want to do it before others can make fun of them first, like "look at me, im fat and i know it and dont take it seriously, please dont make fun of me because i already do it and it doesnt hurt me at all!".

speaking of sayumi, she once was also asked which helloproject group she would least like to be stuck with on an island, and she said berryz koubou because they seemed like they liked to eat alot.. im guessing she was referring to maasa and risako.

i wanted to say more but this got so fucking long lol sorry papi... perhaps ill send another message later...

Tbh Kpop visuals are so ridiculously filtered that I'm pretty sure those girls are made prettier and skinnier than they really are. People these days are soooooo freaking guillible and believe anything they see online. These girls get ps to oblivion and still need to be photoshopped like mad.... They're not perfect. Nobody is.

The thing is japanese idols aren't expected to look perfect like Korean do. Jpop idols aren't supposed to look 'flawless'. Perfume debuted when they were like 12-13 years old ; we saw them grow before our eyes, so if they did anything shady with their appareance everyone would have noticed. These women are soon 35 and still kicking.. - I wonder how these Kpop girls will look at that age 👀

I don't even think that Kpoppers know what "sexy" is anyway. What's stricking with Kpop is that despite how much polished their aesthetic are, they emanate 0% charisma. They give off an absolutely frigid energy. Every single of their move and face expression are policed. Kpop MV would make anyone epileptic so much shit is going on because that's how bad the artist themselves can't put it up themselves.

At least, old school jpop idols still have a lil bit of personality - which is why we still remember of them 10, 20 years later. The same couldn't be said for today's one tbh (I lost interest after Morning Musume 13./Michishige graduated because all the newcomers were more dull than the others... Even Riho who was hailed as The Ace of the group didn't leave the same impact as OG members (Ai Takashi, Tsuji Nozomi, Ai Kago, Maki Goto, Reina Tanaka, etc.) AKB48 fell off after the Kami 7 all graduated (the sister groups are meh).

But to be fair, the new Reiwa era (more conservative ) isn't just prone to leave raw personalities pop out in like that... Ai Kago stunts would have made her cancelled without afterthought or second chances today...😬 The idol group era is pretty much over in Japan. Right now, 'boring edgy' like Aimyon or Yonezu Kenshi are popping.

I can't bring myself to find Kpop boys attractive. Period. They are all ugly and I have no shame to say it because they were all much better before doing plastic surgery. So no it's not racist to say they all look the same because plastic surgery made them look the same - not their race...

I DARE someone to tell me the 2 dudes on the left aren't the same. The one at the top particularly looks like an otome game character 💀 like- he straight up looks like his face was DRAWN.

And you know what freaks me out the most? It's that from one picture to another THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THEMSELVES??!?

Like wtf is this shit???

It's supposed to be the same band but the faces.... don't match others pictures 💀

You know society colllapsed now that stray kid dudes are considered attractive....when back in the day we had natural and authentic beauty like Takeshi Kaneshiro *sigh*

downgrade of the millennium. Mishima killed himself for this.

And you know what freaks me out the most about these kpoppers? It's that they seemingly don't "exist" beside these ridiculous doctored photoshoot. Are there any candids of them out and about in the street? Without perfect lightening, angle and filters? Tbh I wouldn't be surprised they are AI or shit like that.

Perfume look the same when they do bc....they arent botched

Michishige is RUTHLESS 😭 I mean, in Morning Musume she had the persona of being a narcissist so it makes sense she put down other girls for not being as pretty as her. But yeah dunking on a girl who's like a decade younger than you is shitty. Those idol group are shoving together girls from entire different generations (Michishige was in her mid 20s when she graduated and the youngest member of the group were like 13-14 years old 🥴) so awkward girldrama situations are bound to happen.... That being said, it's a very bad idea to get into an idol group if you're feeling awkward about your physically appearance... Kanon should've never been in Momusu, imo.

I always found Berryz Kōbō was much coherent than Morning Musume ; members were closer in age and experience. I was a smaller band and the lineup was consistent so you weren't lost in the amount of new faces every other years (like Momusu regular call for new members).

I think its fitting that some of its members love eating when they have a song called 1億3千万総ダイエット王国 ("A kindgom of 130 million [people] complete diet[ing]") *the population of Japan is of 125 million but I guess the evened it out for the song that was kinda critical of diet culture. Good for them tbh And that song was bop. Berryz Kōbō truly delivered the few years before disbanding.

#answered

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pinkopalina · 2 years

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you dont have to add more to this i just have more silly ideas and would like to send them to you <3 cos you mentioning your brain being fried gave me more ideas hahahhaa IM SORRY THIS IS SO LONG

Robotnik being Very Very Overworked and just. Having been working for way too long with way too little sleep and also way too little sustenance besides coffee probably. Even with with the crazy way he works, he does have a limit. And that limit is now. He's so tired he cannot think, and his hands are shaking, and like everything is a blur-

When Stone comes to try and tell his doctor to rest, Robotnik snaps at him, more viciously than he usually does. Something really really bothers him, really really gets under his skin. It's the whole robot thing, actually. He cannot even BEAR to look at Stone right now cos he's so dang salty about this stupid guy being a stupid robot meaning he has no stupid bodily human limits and can keep going and-

Well it turns out he's so tired he didn't realise it came out as a verbal angry rant right into Stone's face- Cos Stone is like :o :| :/ >:/

Like USUALLY this is something Stone would take with no problem, he gets yelled at all the time and he doesn't really mind, but this is different. This is his doctor not taking care of himself and that's not okay. In this case he has to grab the doctors hands and literally be like. "Doctor."

Does he remember what happens when he does not let his Badniks have their scheduled charging time? Does he remember how his systems behave when he postpones their daily system restart? Does he remember how even Stone's memory stutters and falters when he has not had a proper charge and reboot cycle in too many days, RAM stuttering and chugging with unsorted data and full of noisy junk, batteries struggling to keep up with a constant supply of barely enough power from the charging points around the lab. Even the doctors perfect creations need rest.

Doctor. Your body requires system maintenance. Take a break. Please.

I FINALLY ANSWERED THIS! this is so amazing GOD I love it. here here you go been thinking abt this.

hehe.

god omgf can i just say? what a lucky little fandom nut and bolt i am to get such good FOOD IN MY MESSAGES??? THIS IS SO FUCKING DELICIOUS IM LIVING FOR EVERY OUNCE OF IT THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME THIS STUFF!!!

god this makes me realize just how much i miss roleplaying too!! i just realized. i looooove building ideas hehehe

+ you know, i actually misread this at first and imagined *stone* being the one who was overworked and his brain was fried. almost literally. and it turns into him having a bad day. and not working at his optimal level, and robotnik snapping at him out of some kind of blend of jealousy and resentment. and stone just sighing and his eyebrows getting all furrowed and mad at both the doctor and himself, annoyed that he's annoyed, annoyed that he can't think straight. and then robotnik realizes that STONE is the one who *he* hasnt maintained as well as he should have. his most precious creation and he hasn't even bothered to make sure he was caring for himself. because stone had been too busy caring about the doctor to bother. stone hasn't had an update or a recharge in a WEEK and he hasn't been restarted for his monthly update in TWO months. so far behind. so desperately running on outdated software.

i imagine robotnik just sighing out a lone curse word under his breath. sweeping stone up before lightly pressing two fingers to wherever it is the manual override button on stone lies--and stone's conscious being is still awake for every second of manual override, btw, he just can't willfully move his body anymore. stone can't speak, can't blink, can't even breathe for the moments robotnik invades his brain. so that robotnik can tune him up. reset him just perfectly. adjust his parameters, since he's been left so carelessly unmaintained. the doctor is in complete control, his natural element.

(and i'm corny. stone is in his natural element too--which is love.)

(🤮💕)

#soft

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chelleztjs18 · 1 year

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Hello you mrs. shorty pants iced tea drinker honey nut cheerio lefty eyebag 😌

Finally! Someone who I can agree with about iced teas. Yes, I agree it is different from how the south makes iced tea! When I visited GA in June, that's all I drank because I missed it so much. But I don't order it here unless there is fruit flavor in it like peach or mango.

Aw is she okay? Was she having a bad dream?

But yeah, it's been awhile since you posted lol maybe you'll have time later to write the valentine fic 🤞 on top of the other series hahaha 😆 I wish I get to see like how you come up with ideas or the rough draft of your fics

Ahaha if I'm not on the switch playing games, I'll be on my phone playing games 😅 but yeah, I used to play until 2 or 3 in the morning, and my ex would be mad because all she can hear is me tapping on the console and quietly grunting.

I'm not that tall, I'm between 5'6 or 5'7. Okay, you're not short..just fun sized ahahahaha and I know, short people can be so mean. It's probably cause they have such a...short temper... ahahahaha okay okay no more jokes 🤣🤣

Ech yeah I've have balut before.. at first I was excited to try it until I found out what it was. Then I still tried it just because my mom told me to.. and it was too salty for me. I didn't like it much.

And a food I've had before and never again, would be bitter gourd, or in the Philippines we call it ampalaya. It is nasty, to me at least. It really is bitter but also sour?? But I don't like it, and I remember they always made it with eggs.. I would pick the green thing off and try to eat the eggs only.

How about you?

- CuriousGeorge

Good morning u nicknames creator corn-punn righty eyebag!

Yeah, whn i used to live in CA n i went visit south states like texas or louisiana i always look more for iced teas. Becausr south's iced tea hit different to me.hahaha. n now im happy i live in one of the iced tea heaven states. 😅 lol. But i dont like fruity teas though. I drink unsweetened black iced teas.

Em was okay, she was just having growing pain because she is tall for her age.

Well, good news for u i posted pt. 4. But i hv a little confidence on it. I think i didnt write it well. I think it was poorly executed.😔 so i was a little down n questioning my writing.

Well, i hope u will still like my future works since right now i think im losing my touch in writing.😔

Wow u r pretty tall.. n oh my gosh, short people has short temper, that was really funny.🤣🤣🤣 yes please please more jokes.hahaha.

Ah yeah, balut was horrible. Im sorry. I know some people say it's philipino's delicacy but it's a no no for me.i ate it one bite n i couldnt even swallow it. It was the idea of what it is makes me cant eat it.

What is gourd? Is it like a vegetable or something?

Balut is one of the thing i tried that i wont ever eat it anymore. Another thing i tried was Monkfish liver sushi. The chef told me it was so good n it's special so i tried it. It was so gross. N the main thing i really really hate n wont eat is frog. To me just looking at frog can make me want to throw up. My mom once tricked me n told me it's chicken. Then i bit the little bone that i know it doesnt look like chicken bones. So she finally told me that it was frog. I ran to the bathroom n threw up so bad. Not gonna lie, i was so upset with her at that time.😅

So u r running out of question? Does it mean u start getting bored talking with me? 😔

Just kidding.. it's okay if u r out of curious question. U can ask me whenever u have something in mind. I dont know if i ever asked u this, how would describe ur style.of clothing?

Cheerio!

#chellez answers #ask answered #anon answered #curious george anon

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transparentangel01 · 2 years

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Not to talk my hero academia on main, but I got so excited when in chapter 335 Hagakure was confirmed the traitor because that would mean the author would be forced to write things about a female character for a few chapters, and even if she followed the distressing trend of 'cool female character gets introduced and then she dies' I was just excited for more of a female character with very little development. (I was also stoked because I love monster girls, and just wanted more info on Hagakure:

Chapter 336 leaks: JK! Aoyama was the traitor all along. We were just jerking you around for a chapter!

Me:

#bnha spoilers #bnha 335 #bnha 336 #text post #this is just so salty please dont get mad at me #if aoyamas a villain because of digestive problems i am going to scream

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machudson · 5 years

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“straight but flexible” she’s so pretentious. shut up just fucking say bi with a strong preference. ugh. “straight but flexible”

#anyone who ever says heteroflexible or homoflexible or straight but flexible or anything like that is fucking not someone i want to be aroun #like i dont wanna be all ‘pick a side’ a la biphobia shit but like #Youre Bi Or Youre Not Bi. Please Stop Saying Youre In The Middle You Are All So Fucking Obnoxious #******* ***** and her fucking ‘im like a ruler im straight but flexible’ joke can go Rot for all i care oh my GOD why was i ever stupid #enough to fall for her #like i know i have godawful taste when it comes to crushes but GEEZ.#delete later #sorry! im salty about girl!#like. fucking. okay lets go down the list #she wears flannels. she talked to me about alison bechdels biographical musical. she casually says i love you to her friends. she says she #has no interest in dating guys. she asked me what clubs im in knowing full well that im in the sga. when our physics teacher accidentally #made a Gay Innuendo with fuckin... water molecules she was like ‘thats okay’ in a Certain Tone. she talked to me about how one of her best #friends in missle school was pan or something. Shes A Fucking Theater Kid. she played pyramus in msnd for gods sake #AND I WAS JUST LIKE? NOT SUPPOSED TO ASSUME SHES WUH LUH WUH??????????#fuck everything im so mad about this GOD its been like a month and a half can i get OVER her already.#l

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groundramon · 6 years

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🔥🔥🔥

SHIT I FORGOT TO RESPOND TO THIS

but here’s today’s hot take: majority group people can have opinions on things that they’re the majority/oppressors of, BUT their opinions should not be the basis of legal or moral obligation.

For example, I dislike mint. Does that mean I think everyone should dislike mint? While I wish they would so I wouldn’t have to smell it because everyone thinks its a good smell and doesn’t consider that others cant stand it, no, I don’t think everyone should dislike mint. Do I think mint should be illegal? No, of course not. I wish others were more considerate of being around me irl due to my repulsion to the smell of mint, but otherwise, my dislike of mint is purely of opinion and I don’t have any right to say someone is a bad person for disliking mint.

Cis people can have opinions on trans issues, truscum discourse, ect. HOWEVER, the second they make a truscum-oriented blog, make fun of tucutes, use the wrong pronouns for someone because they dont think they’re “trans enough”, ect, they have stepped over the line. This includes cis lgbt people btw, not just cishets. You can think that transtrending is a real thing, but you’re not allowed to tell people who ID as trans whether or not you think they’re trans, directly or indirectly. You may have opinions and observations, but otherwise, this is OUR debate, not yours. Your job is to support ALL trans people in order to be a good ally. If you aren’t willing to do that, don’t call yourself an ally. It’s that simple.

Similarly, I (as a white person) can have opinions and observations on racial issues, racial microaggressions, ect. However, it isn’t my place to say that my observations are inherently true and that my opinion should be considered alongside the opinions of POC. I can reinforce what other POC say, but if some POC say something is wrong and others say something is fine, I should generally take to heart the idea that it’s wrong just to be safe.

Compassion is really key in these situations, I feel like? It’s ALWAYS better to try and avoid offending people to the best of your abilities. I get where that “you’ll offend everyone these days” mentality comes from but for fuck’s sake, shouldn’t you at least make an ATTEMPT to offend as few people as possible?

Compassion is especially key in issues that you’re a minority group in but not the minority group being affected (IE, antiblackness as a non-black person of color, homophobia as a non-sga aspec person, ect) or in discussions that affect multiple groups (IE ace discourse). But ultimately speaking, there are times when you’ll help others by keeping your opinions to yourself. Again, it’s an issue of compassion, not of inherent worth - but if you give your opinion on these important issues when it doesn’t affect you and hurts others, well that’s pretty mean, and I think being pretty mean is pretty worthless.

Antiblackness amongst people of color is none of my concern. I only need to support black people and all people of color.

I need to be careful what I say on homophobia because, as an acearo trans person, I know less about it than someone who has personally experienced it. Because of the intertwining of transphobia and homophobia I do know more than I do about racism, but I try to be open to new arguments since I don’t truly know as well as others.

(Tbh this was gonna start as a semi-SU critical thing, but it was more of a “I cant defend SU from any allegations of racism because its just not my place”, but it turned into this instead but I still stand by that. I WILL say tho that nothing the show has ever done is transphobic and I’m HIGHLY skeptic of the homophobia card since Rebecca is literally bisexual and nonbinary. But my point is I can’t speak on racism, and I feel like neither can Rebecca since she’s not a person of color to my knowledge, so I hope if there’s anything wrong with the characters of color in SU, Rebecca can better round them out in the future.)

#i will never stop being bitter about crits calling rebecca transphobic!! I knew it was bullshit i fucking knew it!!!#''the gems are bad agender rep'' BC THEY ARENT AGENDER REP THEYRE JUST TECHNICALLY NB #IMAGINE IF PEOPLE SAID THAT ABT FUCKING DIGIMON TAMERS??? DFKVGJDFSKGBDFSG #''renamon's comment is queerbaiting bc they never actually show digimon being nb uwu''#also shut the fuck up about stevonnie bigender people exist and yall have no idea how revolutionary they are #im sorry but its a kid show?? and stevonnie isnt BAD REP #they just may not be the most accurate but they're not BAD at fucking all!!!#also dont even get me started on lars. out of ALL the things you could say about lars. why did you throw transphobia on there #lars's death was not transphobic please go outside and i say this as someone who never goes outside #you're just so far up your own asses that you're scaring me. pls watch something you enjoy instead of doing this shit i beg #stormy speaks #stormy answers #sorry for ranting im just. SO bitter about the transphobia and highkey about the homophobia too #the double standard of ''dont assume everyone is cishet!!!'' and ''//attacks any creator if they arent openly lgbt'' is too much #and it makes me so mad as a closeted aspiring television writer #some day people are gonna say this shit about me and i cant do anything about it until im in a place where coming out is safe :)#so sorry not sorry if im salty

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billy-batson · 6 years

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im such an aggressive player in overwatch like im literally ALWAYS the person who will just fucking RUN behind enemy lines to kill them and it literally doesn’t even matter which hero im playing, i’ll do it. i Will Do It

#i did that all last night as sym and esp dva #there was this really toxic team we were going against that were taunting us cuz i was the highest lvl’d person (85) and everyone else #was like in the late 20s/30s except for our mercy #and they were like ‘’on a scale of 1 to 1 how bad are you guys’’#ANYWAY they were really mean so like i played dva and distracted them from attacking us at the front lines and just flew to the point to #get the heat off my team #and THEN when i got my ult i DIED but our mercy revived me and then i DROVE INTO THEIR TEAM whete they had a torb building a turret #and i just ult’d and like IDK the rein put up his shield for a sec and dropped it like some dumbass ANYWAY TWAS A TEAM KILL MY GOOD BITCHES!#and the other team got SO SALTY they were all like ‘’was it worth it.’’ and ‘’one hit wonder’’ like Bitch please you just mad #cuz my pussy pops louder than the sound barrier and yours dont?

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midnightmoonkiss · 3 years

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lol pirate deku kidnapping and fucking the fiancé of a rival pirate or navy captain THE NIGHT of their wedding, somehow sneaking her away from the reception, like she’s STILL in her wedding dress 😂😂

A/N: this seemed a bit like non-con so i changed it so there is consent🙏Hope you dont mind!! Loved the idea💜🏴‍☠️

Fucked By A Pirate

Word count: 1k

Category: shameless smut

•dom deku

“A-aAh!! F-Fuck..!”

You can’t help but cry out in pleasure, tears streaming down your burning cheeks as you helplessly clutch and claw at the sheets below your trembling body on the foreign bed.

“That’s it, baby girl,” His husky whisper in your ear made you quiver, wet pussy clamping down on his long, thick cock that repeatedly slammed in and out of you in a way that made you delirious, “Scream for me.”

It felt as though all you could do was just lay there, ass in the air, and take it, take him, and God.. there was so much of him.. and you didnt mind it.

It just felt so nice.

In your eyes, he miraculously saved you from being wed to an ugly man you didn’t love,

but in his eyes - he kidnapped the daughter of an asshole general that has caused him nothing but trouble for moons and made her his, forever staining her purity with his sin.

Revenge was so sweet, so delicious, especially considering this revenge involved him getting his dick wet.

The frilly and puffy skirt of you pure white wedding dress that costs a fortune was bunched up at your waist, knees digging into the bed, underwear long gone so that he could mount you and fuck you like an animal in a rut.

He had already pleased you with his skilled mouth and fingers, you couldn’t believe he still had energy for more..

It felt so.. scandalous and exciting to be fucked by another man in your wedding dress, and to pirate no less. A ‘mortal enemy.’

But hell, could you complain when he was making you feel so, so good?

You couldnt even think straight enough to find a complaint, head spinning with overwhelming lust, his gutteral grunts and choked moans completely clouding your head and taking over you.

Drool dribbled out of your slack mouth,

“Nn-nmm! H-hah! P-please! A-AaAghh!! Mm!”

His rough, calloused fingers trailed up your throat, two digits plunging themselves deep into your mouth as he kissed, nipped, licked, and bit possessively at the sensitive skin between your neck and shoulder,

“What is it, hah.. darling? Hmm?”

Your tongue, as if controlled by pure fucked out instinct alone, sloppily licked up his fingers, sucking them further into your mouth.

He groaned at the sight and feeling,

“Please what?”

“Mmnhm!! Mnmm!!” You couldn’t speak with his fingers in the way, rubbing at your tongue, nor could you find the strength to push them out, body weak from his skill in bed, the copious amounts of your own slick coating your thighs being proof enough of that.

You were overstimulated, legs shaking like a newborn lamb. You already orgasmed thrice before from his skill - having never done so previously.

Deciding to be merciful, the man with curly green hair and a cocky smile pulled his fingers out of your mouth,

“M-more!! Ple-aAAh! Please!!”

You were the lowest of the low, begging for more from a damn pirate, reputation up in flames.

You didnt care, you just wanted more. It’s all you could think about.

Devilish smirk on his handsome face, he gave in, hand disappearing between your thighs, skilled fingers now rubbing cirles around your throbbing, puffy clit.

“AAAaaAh!! AH!! FUCK!! G-GoD!! HNNGH!!”

You were addicted to sensation, overstimulation fucking with your senses, a feeling that made you feel even more helpless and lost to the pleasure he drowned you in.

It was as if you couldn’t survive without his touch.

Your legs were weak, bodily fluid you didnt know you had in you squirting out as he slammed into your vice-like virgin cunt, cock rubbing all of the right places deep inside you.

The familiar feeling of tightness in your stomach grew once again.. how he still had the strength to keep going eluded you.

“S-so.. gh-hood.. g-ood.. h-AAh!”

Pride was swelling in his chest, your absolutely fucked out expression a sign of victory.

His hips came to a stuttered stop suddenly with a wet slap, dragging a whine from your raw throat.

He wanted to hear you beg more for him, to plead, cry out. He wanted you to fully submit.

“N-no!! M-more! I-I!!”

You couldnt help but sob in despair at the lack of pleasure and friction, his magic touch fading as you were so close to the edge, “Need!”

Fat, salty tears stained the sheets below you, shame having no place here in this moment.

“Say my name,” he whispered, freckled nose cutely nudging your cheek, waiting.

“Mm-mm.. please-“

“Say my name.!” He snapped, snarling,

“Izuku!!”

His name, of course you knew his name. You knew exactly who was between your spread legs at this moment, you knew of all his crimes against the kingdom and sea.

You knew everything. One could say you were fascinated by his tales, following his every adventure through rumors on the streets and at the docks.

He drove you mad there, and here he drove you crazy.

It was almost a dream come true.

“Izuku!! F-fuck me, please! Ple-AaAH!! GaAH-!”

His cock slammed back into you, fingers spreading your soaked folds so his heavy balls could slap against your clit with every deep thrust that dragged moan after moan from your pretty lips.

You were in heaven.

Your forth orgasm came crashing down like a tidal wave on you, sucking the breath from your lungs and leaving you gasping for air.

A scream tore from your throat, stars exploding with brilliance behind your eyelids.

Your whole world was shattering once again as an earthquake erupted below your figure, gravity suspending you in thin air as all you could feel was him.

Him.

The heat that radiates off his body, the scars on his skin, the veins on his dick, the stubble on his face,

His everything.

You came on his cock, and everything felt right somehow.

“F-fuck-!” His stuttered growl felt miles away from your ears as a hot liquid shot inside you, filling you to the brim, mixing with your own juices.

Body giving out, you collapsed onto the bed, his much larger self falling down with you.

Chuckles echoed around you as your vision darkened, exhaustion creeping up your sweaty skin,

“Oh darlin,’”

He slurred, strong arms pulling you closer to him,

“I’m not letting you go.”

#deku x reader #mha izuku x reader #izuku midoriya x reader #izuku x reader #midoriya izuku x reader #mha x reader #bnha x reader #n/sfw #pirate deku #pirate deku x reader #deku x you #my hero academia x reader #midoriya x reader

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yaomomvs · 3 years

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SEIJOH MANANGER HEADCANONS

seijoh, aoba johsai x reader | slight oikawa, iwaizumi and kunimi x reader.

a/n: ugh! i just love my seijoh boys so much! and so, i decided to make one more headcanons for them, tysm! hopefully i’ll do inarizaki next or maybe karasuno.

a bit long but i just love them,and i will do a part two mainly focusing on while they do volleyball this is more of random things

other seijoh!manager works: one | two

the volume in this bus is ASTRONOMICAL

you actually never thought of joining a club, specially a sports one.

but you needed it, so while looking at the board of the school’s options you were unsure.

“i just really need something not that complicated, and that helps me helping others” you muttered to yourself

little did you know the coach of the volleyball team was there, this nice man turned to you and offered you a place in the team.

“but please if you are one of oikawa’s fangirls dont-” “who now?” you genuinely asked. seeing that you didn’t had a clue of who he was talking about he immediately handed the application for to you.

it was first day and you were already late, but you managed to enter the gym half way practice.

you guys remember that tanaka and kiyoko scene in s4? well it was the same

“sorry for being late coach!” your voice sounded all over the place since someone was serving and it was pretty quiet.

ALL OF THEM WERE SHOCKED LIKE 🧍🏻‍♀️

the serve even hit yahaba’s face because everyone got distracted by your beauty

“i- did i do something?” “existing omg”

the coach lined up everyone and they greeted you welcoming you to the team.

you were flustered because it was like you never had a lot of guys around you and now you had to take care of all of them and also

aoba johsai’s team had one of the most attractive boys around likeeee

now, a year later, the energy is purely chaotic.

and i mean like

kindaichi and kunimi are lowkey the ones who respect you the most

not only because you, even if it was for only a year, you were their upperclassman but also you had presence

when karasuno came to the practice andy oh catched both of them after talking to kageyama in the bathroom, you pinched their ears and scolded them

“you both do that again and i’m not being compassionate” “SORRY Y/N”

but also lowkey your admirers

kunimi literally only showed strong emotions around you

“i brought you some sweets” he regularly says

“oh you are great! thank you kunimi!”you appreciated this guys little details with you

“so you have a favoritism with our manager huh?”

“y/n permission to hit kindaichi”

“permission conceded”

kindaichi also respected you because you, when he entered seijoh months ago, were one of the ones who made him believe and helped getting over that anger he had with his ex teammates and you even assured that kageyama was the reason he got better, even if he wouldn’t accept it

the second years, your literal followers

like seriously yahaba watori were always around you.

being in the same grade and class as both dod not helped a lot.

they are like puppies with anxiety separation

because you are the reason they feel loved and cared for

they always sit next to you in class, and they make sure you are comfortable with it.

you need help with hw? watori always is there

yahaba lets you paint his nails every time you got bored in class

you were such a powerful trio

they always bring your favorite drink in the mornin

you even developed this sixth sense where if you just look at each other you know exactly who are you making fun of without even speaking

you always make fun of the shit way of yahaba to flirt oml

and you even advice him on what should he do or not when meeting someone new.

istg if it was not bc of you he would have never got his first date with his crush

kyoutani later joined you, but he had trouble on trusting you

but seeing all the team laying on you he actually let himself rely on another person for the first time

he was the one who scared those stupid volleyball boys fan girls (oikawa’s or the other guys ones) away from you

he also thinks that you are not bad physically talking and he actually says it but privately

he also whenever he is mad or just frustrated comes to you and what he likes is that you don’t go in deep of the details but instead you try to distract him with random thing you say.

“guys i told you several times” you laughed “i do have other thing to do! it not like i can attend every night out with you! i have other friends too!”

“so, we are not watching cartoons tonight?”

“i hate you all so much” you surrendered “see you at 8 pm”

you became the second years core four

and also they looked up to you a lot, why? because you are the only people who always deals with the third years shit

god i think your connection with the third years was only a bit more noticeable than the second years

why? you were not afraid to mess up with them

to be real iwaizumi as oikawa caught your eye since moment one, they were naturally attractive and talented but you made a promise to not fall for anyone

omg you were so wrong

if it was iwaizumi, he always made sure you felt comfortable around

you were no vb genius so he took the time to explain you a bunch of things you did not know 🥺

also, he’s the kind of guy to stop everyone spiking because you were crossing through the gym so no ball gets you

he is the one who always search for you in school, asked about your day, and stuff that might seem basic but it was really meaningful

like he is the kind of guy who memorizes all your favorite places, treats, music anything and actually tries to get you to talk about it

oikawa on the other hand was the one who actually made you feel like part of them

he is so sweet!

oikawa only starts practice when you are there

like bold of someone to start hitting a ball without you there, he considered you part of the team, so he always waited for you

he walked you home or nearby every time he could he wanted you safe

his eyes always always instantly light up and screams “y/n-chan!” and immediately runs to you

but also he is the one who search you the most around

if it was lunch time he went to your home room and literally lunches with you no matter what or who

he never lets anyone lend you their hoodie, it always has to be his that you are wearing

he self crowned himself as your favorite

he hugs you out of nowhere istg is the best feeling ever

hanamaki also also also considers you priority

he is kinda more of the lowkey one, he is mainly the one who checks up on you

he once spotted a bruise in your arm and he immediately freaked out

“DO I HAVE TO FIGHT SOMEONE” “god no! i just dropped a huge book there!”

hanamaki is the one who waits for you in the entrance of the gym to walk with you to practice

he also is the first one to notice if something is wrong with you along with iwachan

they both unintentionally pay attention to you a lot and if you do something out of the common they just approach you

and they are always right

“what’s wrong y/n?” hanamaki says

“yeah, is everything okay you need anything?” iwaizumi continues.

“what do you mean guys? i’m okay” you obviously try to lie.

“no you are not, you are acting different”

“yea iwachan is right you always change yous t shirt before practice and the way you are ordering the volleyballs is off”

“why do know me so well” you indeed had a terrible day, so you almost tear up bb of that and be of how amazing your boys were to you sometimes”

“come here little one”

you heard a pout

“i see you oikawa, you can get a hug too. matsu come here”

matsukawa is your hype man

he loves messing with you like in the big brother sister way

like if a guy asked you out he’d be like “sis you can do so much better”

you are always being salty whether it’s between you or other ones

besides if you do have a crush on anyone on the team matsu is the only one to know

and he’d constantly blackmail you with that

“if you don’t buy me anything from the vending machine i will tell oikawa you actually swoon for him” “OKAY FINE”

“tell the coach that we do not need laps or iwaizumi is gonna knowwwww about” “i hate you so much”

but returning to the point you always messed with them specially the four third years

and you were so good at it

one day, you ‘innocently’ mentioned to the boys “i’m just telling you! i’ve never seen two pretty best friends, one of them always gotta be ugly”

GOD LORD THE BOMB YOU JUST ACTIVATED

THEY SPENT A WHOLE WEEK TRYING TO FUGURE OUT WHO WAS THE PRETTY BEST FRIEND BETWEEN IWA AND OIKAWA, ALSO MATSU AND HANAMAKI AHHAHAHAAH

your third years never made you feel insecure

like if you think idk listening to btr was weird because someone in the past made you feel like it be sure the next day they WILL PLAY FUCKING BIG TIME RUSH IN PRACTICE ONLY FOR YOU TO VIBE WITH THEM

also they all four have this little thought that they have to be the ones who protect you

in the court you looked out for them, outside of it they were the ones who did that

if you were teased or someone even had the audacity to make fun of you it could go three ways

you stoping kyoutani and yahaba because they were so ready to throw hands

matsukawa, hanamaki and kunimi just taking you out of there and rather say positive thinks about you

or oikawa and iwaizumi behind you giving the saltiest and meanest glares to whoever dared talking you that way and saying “and you still wonder why people don’t like you?, ” then iwaizumi says “you are right oikawa, you piece of crap have your entire life to be a jerk. take a day off your stupidity won’t left anyways”

god you sure loved those guys

BUT

as it can be really useful sometimes there were other times were they become so annoying

specially when it’s about someone liking you.

like romantic styles

i live for the idea that the vb team had obviously fangirls, oikawa mostly. but you also did

like yeah the fangirls of oikawa and the boys envied you

but the guys in aoba johsai high envied the volleyball team even more

god bless the poor guy or girl who DARES to ask you out

like please someone stop them 😭

on valentine’s day you came to practice a bit late just because you needed to figure it out how to organize all the fucking love letters and the chocolates and flowers that you got over the day.

oikawa was already worried as he always waited for you to start, and so were the guys so they decided to warm up a bit more to wait.

you crossed the door with thousands of gifts and all of that barely catching the ones which you dropped. because at this point you did not even try to hide it from the boys, you just wanted them to start practice.

he looked at you and knew exactly what that meant. he received this every once in a while, but god what was that feeling in his chest when some other people like you?

iwaizumi felt that too, that weird feeling not wanting anyone to think about you that wayyyyy

the rest of the boys had divided opinions but still you were their manager.

“so did all this came from...”

“yes matsu...”

“okay but for scientific purposes we need the names”

“HANAMAKI NO”

poor boys, they just are all scared that you’ll leave them because of someone

what a dramatic queens they are all

some of them didn’t like it bc they also had a big crush on you

so what they do is that they gatekeep anyone from you

like oml if they ever catched you and a girl or guy and they knew they liked you they constantly beg for your attention.

and it’s not only because they are being dramatic but also because they remember last year when you went out with some random dude and broke your heart like

they almost killed that guy

so they wanted you to feel happy and safe

to them? honestly you are the light of their life.

they dedicate every game to you, they take care of you, they listen to you, they brag about you, they love you

because honestly you did all that for them first

and ever since then they made sure to return that to you.

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ellitx · 3 years

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Heyo am back with more venti brainrot for you ( was the anon with the reincarnation bard baby hc thank for answering the ask along with everyone elses 💚) but what if the reader finds out shes pregnant and tries to hide from him and avoid him as much as possible due to not wanting to tie him down since hes such a free spirit (if we dont know hes barbatos but if we do just not wanting to tie down the litteral god of freedom with a child)

You’ll be panicking really hard once you find out you’re pregnant. Traveler and Jean are calming you down and handing you a glass of water as they give you comforting words. You start to feel your eyes are turning watery and you’re really scared if Venti hears about this.

What will be his reaction? Knowing the fact that he is the god of freedom, does this hinder him from watching over his people’s safety? Will he be alright with it or will he leave you and his child? This is is an unplanned pregnancy after all and it’s both of your responsibility on what to do about it.

His opinion still matters in this situation and the two of you have to settle about this.

Venti will eventually notice you’re always sticking with Jean and Traveler, and whenever he approaches you to say hi, you just look away from him and stay quiet. He will get worried and starts apologizing if he did something that made you mad but you only shake your head at him and feigned a bright smile to assure him you’re fine.

Then why are you avoiding him?

You weren’t telling him why but he’ll understand. He’ll give you your own space until you’re comfortable enough to tell him or to be the first one to approach. Days and days of him waiting for you, he’ll be saddened and hurt you still ignore him. If you run away once more, he won't let you do it.

He’ll grab your hand and ask you one more time. “[Name], please, whatever is troubling you, you can tell me about it!” His eyes are begging. Begging to at least look at him and talk to him and you can see the hurtful emotion within those green orbs. Guilt is slowly eating you up and you know you can’t keep hiding and running from him forever.

You have to tell him the news right here, right now. Taking a deep breath, you looked at him straight in the eyes and squeezed his hand.

“Venti, please listen and take this seriously, okay? I don’t want you to joke about what I’ll say next...”

Your lover nodded his head and patiently waits for you to speak. Gulping down your fear and building up the courage, you’ve finally told him you’re carrying his child.

Venti stood there in complete stillness as if you didn't just walk a thousand miles to hold his hand, just in case you needed him. You did need him. He simply had no idea that you did. So, he was at a loss for words, he was processing your words that chimed from your lips— and it came to him how lucky he was to meet you.

He can taste the salty fluid that brushed his lips. Of how his cheeks have now been stained with wet tears that he didn’t even realize he was crying.

Crying from pure happiness and ecstasy.

“V-Venti...?”

“Sorry... I’m just— I’m just really happy to hear that.” He brushed his tears away with his sleeve as a bashful smile was now painted on his face. His cheeks warmed up and brought your hands close to his lips so he can kiss the back of your hand.

“I’ve always dreamt of creating a family of our own, love. To hear such great news from you made me feel even more lively and free than I could have ever imagined.”

Venti gently brought you close to him and placed his forehead against yours as he lovingly brushed your cheek with his thumb. This was just the beginning and never did he knew that newfound hope and freedom was brightly waiting for him to create with you.

#anon ask #ellianswers #elliwrites #venti x reader #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact venti #venti #genshin impact venti x reader #venti fluff #domestic genshin

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lovely-keii · 3 years

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Karasuno Pranking their Manager

A/N: idea from yamagucji‘s post

so it was your 3rd month with the boys

and as a prank

they decided to ignore you

yeah they’re just dumb reckless like that

somehow they roped daichi in this

dont ask me how

idk either

kiyoko had texted you earlier

she said something about being late because of a class project

so it was just you and yachi

yachi is ur bestfriend btw

your job as the manager was different from yachi and kiyoko

insted of doing the technical things

like fixing the gym, getting water bottles/towels

you mostly spent ur time talking and negotioating with other schools for practice matches

today, you were helping the team

you were at aoba johsai yesterday

which is why kageyama agreed to do this so quick

he could be salty and blame it on the prank

you approached tsukki first and greeted him

in which he just turned around and left

you were like

wtf??

but soon u shrugged it off

‘it was probably tsukki just being tsukki’

u went over to yachi

she was fixing the net

you helped her and she thanked u

you noticed suga talking to asahi

you greeted them

they ignored you

you AGAIN shrugged it off

‘they probably just didn’t hear me’

you noticed nishinoya and tanaka weren’t rolling around you

when they started playing

you noticed that none of them would respond to your advice and observations

which they usually did

you pouted

yachi sat beside you and started talking which made you forget all about the boys ignoring you

it wasnt till their break when you tried giving them towels

hinata just ignored you and went to ask yachi for one

kageyama just rolled his eyes

yamaguchi walked past you

tsukki groaned when u tried to talk to him

even daichi just turned away from u and went over to yachi

by now ur insecurities as their manager started to surface

you weren’t good in sports like kiyoko and wasn’t as patient or kind as yachi

what did u do wrong this time?

you breathed in and out

you placed the towels and water bottles on a nearby chair

you felt the tears pricking your eyes

before it became visible, u faked anger

“ugh, what the hell.”

you scoffed and rolled your eyes to use anger to cover the fear and sadness overwhelming you

you walked out of the gym briskly

you turned a corner and ran to the bathroom as quickly as possible

you went into a cubicle and locked the door

you started sobbing

you tried to muffle ur sobs when u hear a familiar voice

“y/n san? is that you? open up, please. it’s me, kiyoko.”

you wipe your tears and tried to fix yourself

you walked out of the cubicle, smiling

“hello, kiyoko-san.”

“what happened?”

“nothing!”

you said feigning a grin

she hugged you and suddenly

the tears came pouring out with all the wracking sobs

yachi ran inside the bathroom

“y/n!”

she told kiyoko everything that happened

you were scared that you did something wrong

“i’m not sure why, but they seemed to be mad at me. i dont know what i did wrong, kiyoko-san. maybe i’m not nice enough, or i need to learn how to be more sporty, or maybe i offended them somehow?”

yachi grabbed your hand

“y/n, please shut up. you are the strongest, most confident person i know, and you’re my best friend. i’m not going to let you lose all of that just because of some idiots!”

kiyoko grabbed ur hand and led u to the gym

yachi’s encouragements made ur insecurities and fears go away for now

now, ur face was holding a stern look

when the three of you got into the gym, the guys immediately felt a death aura

the vibes u 3 were giving off just

nope

u had a smile on your face, but it was definitely not a happy smile

it was more a “move a single step out of place and i’ll chop ur dick off” type of smile

yachi and kiyoko went over to the benches and started filling the water bottles

the boys took this as cue to continue practice

ur smile immediately left as your patience thinned

your hand slammed down on the table beside you

right as daichi was about to serve

the BANG echoed around the gym

“alright, since i now have your attention, UNLIKE PREVIOUSLY WHEN YOU IDIOTS DECIDED TO IGNORE ME. now, which one of you would like to give a full explanation of why you decided that was a smart thing to do? and if i offended you or did something wrong previously...tell. me. why. you. couldnt. just. tell. me.”

your glare pointed at your captain and suddenly, another grin came onto your face

“daichi-san! would you like to explain? dear captain~”

sweat started to form on his brow

he explained how it was a prank

“you made y/n cry for a fucking prank?”

everyone’s eyes widened at yachi swearing

suga’s mommy senses tingled

“y/n cried?!”

“did u think i put blush on my face when i left? you thought that that was why my face is red?”

and when i tell you yACHI DRAGGED YOU OUT OF THAT FUCKING GYM

those idiots had to win back ur favor while u ignored them for a whole week

why?

u were salty

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spadeslittlesecret · 3 years

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SHUT UP

1 8 +

Possible tw: public sex, harsh words, no penetration, first time, humping

✎ Tsukki x y/n smut!

After every practice that tsukki finishes you always waited for him even if its dark outside you never really cared, all you cared was going home with tsukki and its rewarding for the both of you

One day when you walk home together you end up with an argument with him

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“Tsukki your finished already? So early” you asked tsukki why his practice was cut short “theres nothing much to do in practice today and coach told us to rest, so we can have more time together” he sounds sincere talking about it. You and tsukki stoped infront of a vending machine, you both grabbed drinks for eachother and sat on a bench while sipping the drink “hey, y/n why is your face like that” he points out a cut on your chin and a bruise on your cheeks “Ah- its nothing yo worry about tsukki” you shake it off hoping that he will change the topic “No, i dont think your okay unless you really want me to not pay attention to you” he looked away hoping you’ll asnwer him due to the saltiness he gives off “fine, i was beaten by someone in school this afternoon, they say they didnt like me for no reason” you look down on your drink shaking it around.

“y/n, why didnt you tell me about this i can tell someone about it and report it for you” he starts to worry at you, all you can do was look down on the ground and do nothing as you were helpless. Tsukki brings one of his hands to your chin and pulls your face to look towards him “Look i dont want you to hurt y/n, if you could atleast let me help you” you look up at tsukkis gaze, tears starting to pool up in your eyes and all you can do was hug him. He was never a touchy person so this was very unexpected, you always kept your distence with tsukki even if you have always been there for him. He lets you cry in his arms for a while and pulls you away “there there y/n im gonna help you” wiping your tears

His fingers was soft and gentle you would rarely get his touch so this was something else for you, you stopped the crying and all you can do was look into his eyes “y/n whats gotten into you? Are you okay?” From your eyes it was very clear that you wanted something from him “t-tsuk-ki” you slowly spoke out words “yeah?” You were still thinking either tsukki has noticed or not about the way you looked at him “i love yo-“ he placed one finger on your lips “dont say it y/n” you dont know how to react “i know it already” you try to put his finger down “so you noticed how i acted..?” you were trying to get clues

“I can see it in your eyes the way you always look at me, and the way you acted, ever since we met i knew something was up with you” he looks down and says it with a shaky voice “sorry tsukki i shouldnt have tol-“ “shut up y/n, you shouldnt be sorry for it!” in complete shock you dont know what to do but freeze, all of a sudden he gets real close to you “i love you too y/n” the salty tsukki you know all of a sudden was gone “and i mean it y/n, so please you dont have to feel sorry for saying i love you to me!” He shouted to you so it was clear for you to hear that he wasnt mad at you. you smiled at him

“and you really mean it tsukki?” He nods as the blood rushes to his cheeks, “then..” you place one hand on tsukkis thigh nearing his private area “i love you too tsukki” he feels you touch him he gets flusterred at first but soon he felt the urge to touch you too. He puts his hand on one of your waist and pulls you closer for a kiss, you jolted as he kisses you an unexpected attack from him at first you didnt know what to do as slowly he guides you to kiss. “Damn y/n your actually a good kisser” “shut up tsukki!” You pouted watching him tease you

“For a girl like you its unfair to get beaten up by people, then ill treat your right just like a princess” tsukki gets really turned on by your kiss before but you were not ready for this side of tsukki a strong sence of dominance, you tried to hold on to his shirts and tries to unbutton one of his buttons “oh your naughty y/n” He grinned and pulls you even closer “you know that we are still in public right?” You forgot the fact that you were outside and sitting on a bench but who cares about it all you care was tsukki and him only. He slides his hands from your waist down to your thighs and up your skirt, you cant help but fall onto his shoulders and let out a moan to his ears “ts-tsukki i dont think its- Mmnh” he slides his finger even further down to your panties feeling the wet and hot cunt under it “you like it baby?” You bite your lower lip as he plays around under those underwear “tsukki please im gonna cum” he smirked at you “not so soon sweety” he removes his hands and make you sit on his lap facing towards him “ahh tsukki-“ you whined as you feel his bulge hitting your clothed cunt of yours, “ride it for me baby” you had no choice but humping and rubbing againts him as you felt the pleasure building up “yeah oh fuck- baby your hot when your all shit- whiney and cute” tsukki thinks you in those uniform are cute as you ride him and trying tover your mouth “baby Mmmnhm oh fuck im close” he groans in your ear, it makes you even hotter by the second as he groans in your ear. both hands on your hips as you rock back and forward and finally “im -im cum- cumming tsukki” you cant help but yelled a bit “then cum for me baby” on the last movement your hips made tsukki arched his hips so you had the best feeling

Feelng tired and heavy you fall onto his shoulders again and cant help but burried your face into his neck smelling his scent a mixture of cologne and sweat, after letting you rest he holds you in his arms as he looks at you “your so pretty after that mess” he liked the way you face turned red and hot. This is it the feeling you’ve been wanting for so long the feeling of him and you together “tsukki that was so good and i want more” he smiled looking at you “we can do it later when we get to my house” he puts a kiss to your soft plump lips

“for now be a good girl and come with me and we can do even more later”

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sablesides-ask-blog · 3 years

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DID SOMEBODY SAY VIRGIL ANGST?? *Ahem* Can You Do “Nobody’s seen you in days.” With Prinxiety Please?

Gods how was he so stupid?.

It was only a matter of time before Janus got accepted.

Only a matter of time before he had to confront the facade he'd so masterfully crafted.

A facade that had worked so well even the Lord of the Lies believed it as a truth.

Virgil wasnt ready for that, Virgil would never be ready for that.

Well, they hadnt needed him last video, he only got in the way when Thomas had gone to the mall.

They wouldnt miss him, he could just stay in his room safe and sound and never have to confront anything ever again.

Tears were very salty, a lot more so than how they were usually described, almost bitter.

His were black, almost like he cried ink, Roman had always though of it as rather poetic.

He wished he'd never let Roman see him cry.

Wished he hadnt stopped insulting and berating him.

Wished they hadnt stopped arguing.

Wished they hadnt fallen in love. . .

It was a lot hard to sequester yourself in the abyssal depths of your room if you loved someone beyond it.

But Virgil would try, and he'd try as hard as possible.

Nothing was getting him out.

"Kiddo? I brought you breakfast. . ." Patton was the first routine visitor after the sides finally figured out where Virgil had been for the past week.

He'd heard them screaming about it the whole time, like chickens with their heads cut off.

Though he supposed headless chickens didnt scream.

"You can eat with us today if you want," Patton continued.

Virgil gave no response.

"Or you can eat it by yourself," Patton said, tone resigned and sad.

Vitgil waited until he heard footsteps, and for good measure sent some spiders out to check that he was really gone.

He heard both Patton and Roman scream as they fled.

Once he was sure they'd gone and hadnt brought anyone or anything else, he took the plate inside and shut the door, locking all three padlocks for good measure.

He didnt eat anything except the strawberry garnish on the toast.

He hadnt been hungry for days, and it wasnt like sides needed to eat, the only sides to get malnourished were the twins if Thomas was in a bad creative block, and even then they only looked it, they were never actually starving.

But still, no one took it as a good sign.

And if Virgil was honest the stench was starting to get to him.

But he didnt snap the trash bin away, he couldn't really, his magic was weaker by the day.

As Anxiety, his magic was tied to emotion.

And he hadn't felt anything but empty for weeks.

He heard another knock on the door.

"Virgil. . ."

Roman

His voice was hoarse and raspy, he'd been crying.

"Virgil nobody's seen you in days. . . I- We all miss you terribly so, please. . . Come back to us. . ." Roman whispered.

Virgil gave no response.

"At least let me take your trash out, I can smell it from out here,"

Virgil obliged and opened the door ever so slightly to remove the trashcan, not looking at Roman for even a second before slamming it back shut.

Roman let out a sigh, and went on his way.

It was a full month before Virgil got another visitor.

"Virgil."

Virgil froze as Janus' voice breached the door, his parent voice.

"I know why you're hiding," Janus continued.

Virgil raised his head off his pillow ever so slightly.

"I've tricked you into thinking you've tricked me, which simply isnt an accurate statement, I'm well aware of your fabrication and fantasy as a result of the perceived status quo on the light side," the floor creaked slightly as one of Virgil's feet slipped off the bed.

"We've abolished the differentiation within the mindscape, each side may come and go as he pleases, there is no need for worry about reputation,"

Virgil let out a slight hiss as he opened the door just a sliver, light catching in his eyes.

"You're not mad?" he said, feeling like a child who'd been caught adjusting his own report card.

"Never was," Janus replied, extending a hand. Vitgil took it, his own now feeling smaller than usual.

"VIRGIL!" Roman practically knocked the wind out of his boyfriend as Virgil and Janus rounded the corner.

"Oh Virgil it's been ages,I almost thought you'd shrivelled up like a prune and died in there!" Roman continued, barely letting Virgil open his mouth before sprinkling his face with kisses and locking their lips together.

"I- I'm sorry-" Virgil said, Roman's face went visibly gentler.

"You didnt do anything wrong, you were just afraid," he said, running a thumb along Virgil's cheek.

"Now come along, you need to eat something other than a garnish for once,"

"You're not going to baby me are you,"

"Dont push it,"

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