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Somehow I go to work, the first two hours pass by and all my coworkers leave except for Janice, cuz she’s the boss and leaves when she wants. So I’m cutting fruit and having a grand old time, time goes on properly, Janice is watching the hot food while I pleasantly prepare fruit. Janice eventually leaves me with a list of stuff to do and heads out for the night.

Suddenly time doesn’t exist because she left at six, I have to start chores at eight, and in the middle of it I have to make tacos or pudding and watch the hot food, so now it’s 7:45 and I still have like three types of tacos to make and I don’t know where the time went.

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emperor facts??? oh you (*ノ∀`*)

  • as always, he’s h a n d s o m e, a true silver fox, and ngl he’s looking pretty damn fine for his age
  • and look, he might be old, but he’s still knocking up his concubines pretty regularly so like ¯\_( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
  • he might be the biggest piece of smelly shit ever, but boy does he ever know how to charm
  • do you guys think i’m joking when i say launcelin and vezian get the fuck gene from him??? i’m not
  • and you know what? all these years of slutting it up, the emperor knows what he’s doing
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