#this is like my ANTM fantasy

[machtaholic]

Hiya! I’d love to hear all the Steddie things 🖤 I’m really trying to get a My Bloody Valentine Steddie fic figured out in my brain for spoopy season. Like hello masked man who maybe just killed those people I came into the mine with that’s fine I didn’t like them that much anyways what if you fucked me about it 😬

Oh I have BUNNIES ... I've written NINE steddie fics since January and have posted eight - the ninth one is being held. I'm currently working on a modern high school AU, I have a Roman-esque fantasy fic being plotted for NaNo this year and an ANTM au fic for after ... I don't have anything planned for spoopy season ... my bunnies are random AF lol

[imeverywoman420]

literally all of those girls are flop, mid at BEST. literally personalityless faces

THANK YOUUUUUU LIKE.

Sure id bone scarjo… but she’d have to wine and dine me first! Like id have to be seduced by her and convinced she has a personality. Then yeah.

But women im actually into? Like adrienne from ANTM???? Bella ???? KENDALL SAPPHIC JENNER THE THING HOMOEROTIC SUMMER CAMP FANTASIES ARE MADE OF?????? Literally heres a random selection of women i would boink that were in my screenshot folder idk the context

#ask #c

[ajoytobeheld]

New Haven

October 13th, 2010

Today we are in New Haven, CT

I am currently logged onto the internet network known as YaleGuest and I feel like a imposter. Lets face it kids, I was never going to make it to Yale (for starters its too far away from Cardiff) but I can wonder around the campus with the Jean Paul Satre gift someone foolishly gave me and pretend for a while cant I? I wont ever read Satre, i know my limits, but  I figure intelligence works like osmosis, the knowledge from the other students and the book will collectively seep through my pores, into my brain and give me the ability to wax lyrical about all things post (modernism, structuralism, anarcism, secret etc)

Anyway, tour continues to chug along nicely with a lovely couple of days being spent in Philadelphia in which we went to the indoor food market, The Mutter Museum (conjoined twins in jars!) and saw Perfume Genius in a tiny chapel framed by thunder and lightning.

We performed in Johnny Brenda’s on a incredibly impractical stage and my increasingly chirpy mood was nearly threatened by a man shouting out “You looked better when you were Blonde!” at me whilst I was tuning up. I thought about explaining to him that blonde hair was really expensive and hard to upkeep but i figured that would be a really long retort so i settled with “I liked you better when you had hair,” because he was bald.

This was cheap a shot and didn’t even make much sense because we had never met before, but I had to say something to combat the fact he thought his comment was an okay thing to shout at me.

I continued tuning up and he added “your still hot though,” so I felt better about pointing out the fact he was bald.

He did try and buy me a drink afterwards to apologize, but he still seemed confused as to why I didn’t appreciate his commentary on my evolving style. Whilst I do not care whether this man preferred having masturbatory fantasies over me when I had bleach in my hair, I still get slightly thrown by such a comment, I am as insecure as the next person and sometimes I am not in the mood for that kind of rudeness (especially before a show).

I liked being blonde, I like being a brunette but I do my hair for myself, not for anyone else (apart from maybe Tyra Banks if I was on ANTM) and just because I am on a elevated platform in front of you (that stage was really high) does not mean you have more of a right to shout something negative at me.

Dick.

Rant over, anger out, now I can concentrate on happier things like new episodes of HIMYM

Anyway below is some pictures of some stuff from the last couple of days, including us on a bus, hope everyone is okay and that

Ellen x

#2010 #ellen!blog #lc!blog #lc!image

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[empressofkalumina]

So what you want to have first? Lunch or sex?

#anna #anna x maud #wlw #look at her she was so excited to have their own place #deserved better :( #mcgifs #sasha luss #lera abova #tho that model apt had so much wlw potential #this is like my ANTM fantasy

[kit10phish]

Be nosy

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

Love gals

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

Songland

3. Ever done any drugs?

Weed is legal in WA

4. What piercings do you want?

vertical industrial--tho I’d rather work on my tats.

5. How many people have you kissed?

6.

6. Describe your dream home.

One that I own.

7. Who are you jealous of?

my cat

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

I’m a TV junkie,, this could take all night.  Disappeared is one of my faves.

9. Do you watch porn?

I don’t care for objectification of women for setting up dudes’ expectations for all of that.

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

Secret from my real life--it’s my online alter ego, same as most of my social media.

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

Australia!  I gotta hold a koala.

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

Having a for real conversation to any of the artists/famous/celebrities I already like.  

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

I do not.  I’m already concerned about nipping out-so no.

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

Pay off my student loans.  If there’s any left buy a modest house (with a casita for my parents).

15. Are you in a relationship?

10 years.

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

I did not know there was such a thing--see above.

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

No.

18. What tattoos do you want?

I want to add onto my Cancer crab, finish my dragonfly scene, & get song lyrics.

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

Absolutely not.

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

Kaylor.  I am always reading and reposting the evidence.  It’s like a living mystery.  And it makes me happy.

21. Describe your best friend.

My mate is my best friend.  She is funny, spontaneous, and also loves animals.

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

Indigo Girls, Brandi Carlile, Taylor Swift, DMB, Lord Huron, Young the Giant.

24. What are three places you want to travel?

Every state (Chicago and Memphis and Atlanta as the 1st cities), Brisbane Australia, and Churchill Manitoba to see the polar bears.

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

TGIF!  PJs, movies, pizza, ice cream sundaes and I am with my mate on the couch with the kitties on our laps.

26. What’s your favorite season?

Depends where.  In Arizona it’s spring when the temp is mild.  In Missouri and Washington, fall.  Nevada summer.  

27. What’s your pet peeve?

I have so many!  Tapping, people who poop in public bathrooms, drivers that weave, it goes on...

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

My dad--he has a lot of things that just he says and does:  Example:  when around any little kid saying, “you remind me of me when I was a boy.”  And the kids never know what to do with that.

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

Any rom-com.  They are very sexist and cliche and really reinforce stereotypes.

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

All the celebrities I admire.

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

PAPER.  No contest.

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

Lisa Frank’s world or Egalia’s Daughters.

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

Something for every occasion.  Not designer, but I’d never again have a skirt but no shirt to match it (a chronic problem of mine).

34. What’s your coffee order?

Either nitro cold brew or around the holidays PSL!  and White Chocolate Peppermint Mocha.

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Kaylor.

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

No!  Not other than animosity.

37. Have any tattoos?

Yes-all works in progress.

38. Do you drink?

Yes I do--I’m 36.

39. Are you a virgin?

No I’m not--I’m 36.

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

No.  I don’t know anybody.

41. How many followers do you have?

24?  But I don’t think it’s anyone I recognize.

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

Know in real life?  I mean, my mate is a cute-stuff...  Symmetrical face, blue eyes, short stature.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

ANTM marathons, Days of Our Lives. 

44. Do you read erotica?

Sometimes.  If it’s good.

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

Just any date where I can tell she’s hung up on her ex, best friend, or someone else...

46. How many people do you follow?

All Kaylors that I think post relevant stuff on Tumblr, animals and beer and Iceland on Instagram, and lots on Twitter.

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

Somebody down to Earth and honest who would treat me well.  It’s not that kinda thing though.  I love my mate.  I would just like to have a conversation and picture with the celebs I admire (for their work).

48. Describe your ideal partner.

Trustworthy, helpful, loving, honest, active, compassionate to animals, cute...

49. Who do you text the most?

My mate and my mom.

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

Sunny so I can walk around outside and sit on patios.

[gaysianthirdspace]

Follower Friday: justuravgko

Follower Fridays is a series of profiles highlighting members of Gaysian Third Space to showcase the diversity of gaysians in the Community. This week’s featured member is @justuravgko​.

Who are you?

Hi! My name is Koan(he/him/his), but most of my friends just call me Ken. I'm 21 and am first-generation Chinese-American.

Where are you from?

I grew up in Irvine(Orange County), but I am currently finishing up my third year of college at UC San Diego.

What do you do?

I study Economics and Design; as of now, I am focusing on utilizing game theory to explain past and potential future international trade agreements. In my free time I like to surf, hike, explore new foodie spots, watch "Chef's Table" with my sister, practice graphic design, and watch shows with my boyfriend(regular routine: ANTM, Rupaul, etc.).

What are you passionate about?

-Greater representation for the LGBTQ+ Asian and Pacific Islander Community -U.S. Immigration reform -Better Mental Healthcare

What is your dream job (real or fantasy)?

I would love to work with Pixar on future movie plots. Essentially, I want to travel around the world to explore underrepresented cultures for possible future films and make sure facets of these cultures are accurately depicted. I grew up on Pixar films and want to be part of the process of shaping future generations as more accepting and understanding.

If you could change the world with one idea, what would it be?

Everyone's going through their own behind-the-scenes battles, so be kind and uplift one another.

Any personal plugs?

Check out the Gay Asian Pacific Alliance Foundation(GAPA)!

#gaysianthirdspace #followerfriday #gaysian

[cleverlymuch]

🐲,💩,🎱,💯, and 🙉

🐲 Resident Evil 5, REmake, Alan Wake, The Order 1886, Final Fantasy X, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Uncharted 2, Pokemon Y, and more recently OVERWATCH. Like goddamn, it’s eaten me alive, lol.

💩 Either amounting to nothing or reptiles...I’m terrified of all lizards and snakes. Unless they’re that SOLID Snake.

🎱 Grey’s Anatomy, Orphan Black, Boardwalk Empire, Kitchen Nightmares, and ANTM. The Tyra years, I never watched the Rita Ora season. Supernatural WOULD have been here, but it went to shit and fast.

💯 Geez, idk, lol! I always feel odd when I get gifts unless they’re from family or really close friends. I’m grateful, but never know how to show that gratitude. Probably gonna say the few scholarships I got in art school, though. Not that they helped me much.

🙉 I got $60 to my name right now. Needs to be payday!

[jehanparnasse]

How about some Montparnasse headcanons

okay so • he has a massive sweet tooth. seriously. fucking. massive. • he’s a lil chubby mostly as a result of that and if anyone thinks that makes him any less pretty I want u to come here so I can fight u • he’s been painting his nails since he was like four • someone pls tell me if this is fetishizing~ a disorder but I hc him as having some form of ocd? im not saying that because I think it’s cute or quirky or anything don’t get me wrong but. there u go. • he and eponine basically raised her siblings so they all love montparnasse• he and the rest of the pm are like best friends?? Best Friends™ • he has a weird habit of meeting his friends in graveyards. jehan was there to write poetry, claquesous was hiding from the police, the list goes on • he’s so cranky in the mornings seriously • however coffee makes his hands shake and he hATES LOOKING WEAK (again not that shaking hands like. weakens u as a person. he’s just a shitlord) so he suffers• his hair is rlly curly and shiny it’s glorious • every so often he has like a treat yo self day (which. this being montparnasse happens really frequently) where he ignores his responsibilities and lounges around deep conditioning his hair and watching bad tv • speaking of which• he’s a say yes to the dress/ANTM/project runway/rupaul FIEND. SERIOUSLY. • has a rich and illustrious drag career • really likes sci fi/fantasy stuff (no one knows why but it was actually his first comfort mechanism as a kid bc there were a ton of rags to riches tales and stuff like Robin Hood and. aw I love tiny parnasse)• used to dress horribly (not actively bad like jehan but like. lazy. he’s a lazy hoe) until he realized he was hot • speaking of which (nsfw) he’s definitely had sex in front of a mirror before to admire himself • corsets??? corsets • listen I love my son but I’m gonna stop this here before my phone crashes

#I love you anon #montparnasse #les mis #les miserables #patron minette