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#this is literally the ideal dream working conditions for loki
worstloki
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Loki: so do I get a code name?
TVA Handler: you'll be referred to as Mr. Tesseract
Loki, who was about to burn this place to the ground for fun: by the norns that name is perfect
#loki: i can't just destroy this institute now
#and so that's how loki lands a job with the tVA
#he gave them his first name (loki)
#and his surname (which he wasn't going to give and a la Howard Potts went with Tesseract)
#and now he's got a cool code name
#he can't just destroy this place now
#when else will he get the chance to be called Mr. Tesseract
#he's GOT to keep the job
#they even let him have a pair of handcuffs with the job
#this is literally the ideal dream working conditions for loki
#if only he could get rid of the ugly beige shirt
#oh wait
#time travel means blending in
#which means he can wear other clothes when he's out on missions
#>:D
#the loki show isn't sad or angsty its a splice or life where loki tries to keep his TVA job by weeding out bad timelines
#tesseroki
#every single time anyone refers to him with Tesseract instead of Odinson/Laufeyson Loki gets heart eyes
#the TVA handler can literally get Loki 'under control' by simply calling him Mr. Tesseract
#all these extra dimensional threats be calling him Loki and he sighs and puts down the nail polish he was applying and gets out daggers
#but the handler says the word 'Tesseract' 4 timelines away and Loki starts frantically looking around like 'yes that's me who said that'
#TVAHandlerAU
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