who want to hold hands and walk through the cemetery together and talk to the dead? 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
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oops i accidentally spent an hour redoing my instagram profile just to follow my marauders cosplay crush on there (bc for some reason i didn’t already?) so that i look all hot and cool and maybe they will PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE
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i am 5’11 🫐 ..
no the fuck you’re not.. oh but.. no you’re not.. … .. right?
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ayo wassup shawty you wanna commit tax fraud later??
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People who experience romantic and/or sexual attraction are so funny sometimes
They will ask "who's your crush?" And you will answer "i don't have one" and then it starts
"Why are you liying?", "you can trust me", "don't hide", "i don't belive you", "what?! Everyone has one come on", "hmhu it's [name] isn't it?".
in the extreme cases (mine once) they won't let you even leave the conversation and place it started
And so you lie
And when if "confession" comes from "name" and you reject it every single persson who made you lie will be angry.
Honey. Why the fuck are you angry? You decided a lie is more realistic than reality
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Hey beautiful...Just earned my First aid certificate..I can save you with a smooch now..safely ;)
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