when the First Order just destroyed your home planet and you don’t know if your family is alive or not but the Colossus is out of hyperfuel so you gotta go get some
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Ngl, sometimes I think Solomon would be so housewife material if it weren’t for his dead tastebuds
But since he wants that domestic life so much, why not marry Raphael because he loves Solomon's cooking-
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Who wore it better, Noah or Krys?
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3 legs in less than 24 hours.
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do you guys think players who played at bayern and bvb have a groupchat?
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Me: is at work
Yall: “time to post every extremely funny video I see during the time Soma can’t watch them”
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I’m increasingly worried by all the people on my dash calling themselves insane for loving stories in the way humans have loved stories our whole history. “The brain rot is spreading” — you mean you were changed by art? “I’m not normal about this” — you were moved by it? You felt human emotions about it? “I’m about to be so annoying” — you’re going to talk about art? You’re going to be passionate? You’re going to think deeply about it? You’re going to feel love for the work of someone’s soul? You are not a consumer and art is not a product to be casually used! You are a human and stories are the beating heart of our humanity! You must feel everything and you must know that it is normal!
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"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures
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the reason critical role is so good is because every campaign features at least one cast member creating a character that they intend to be doomed by the narrative and matt and the rest of the cast going don’t be an idiot, Our Love Will Undoom Them. like in the explanation of percy’s final playlist, taliesin wrote, “Cheers to a happy ending for a character intended by his creator to be karmically irredeemable. May we all be so fortunate.” and just, Yeah.
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ppl are so quick to modify and soften and put qualifiers on aromantic people’s statements. i’ll say “love loses” and here come seven thousand people in the notes going “funny joke but love is good actually!” “romantic love loses but not platonic love platonic love is great!” “but platonic love is still good though…” no actually i said what i meant the first fucking time. is it so hard to let someone just say something ever
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The person reblogging this from you is rooting for you to have a happy, healthy, and successfull 2023.
They may also be trying to put you in a washing machine.
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