#this is mildly cursed but also. trans humour is the best and i am NOT sorry

[mrs-nate-humphrey]

i can’t decide what is funnier: the transmasc dan /cis man nate au in which nate sees dan’s top surgery scars by accident and thinks they’re self-harm scars because he’s a well-meaning cis himbo and starts leaving little notes of positivity & cutesy affirmations for dan and getting him flowers and shit to help his self-esteem grow and dan’s like “?? nate i’m flattered but why are you leaving all these post its everywhere” OR the trans man nate/ cis dan au in which dan sees nate’s syringes and needles and because he’s a well-meaning cis himbo, thinks nate has a heroin problem and starts doing research on how to help a friend struggling with heroin dependency and accidentally leaves a leaflet out where nate can see it and nate is like (amused) ‘dude this isn’t heroin. it’s testosterone’ and dan is like ‘OH’.

#they're both SUCH HIMBOS im sorry #ohhh but the best au would be t4t trans dan AND trans nate............ #there is something really funny to me about like - #cis allies who are trying very hard to ally but getting things wrong #it's not Bad! it's endearing!! it is nice when people work on being allies #date #prompt #self harm mention #heroin mention #this is mildly cursed but also. trans humour is the best and i am NOT sorry #im actually going to write these at some point