#this is mostly a shitpost lmao

[byersfanclub]

“mike’s sexuality doesn’t matter as long as—“ actually it does matter. mike is gay. i hope this helps.

#byler #and i wait for the pitchforks #this is truly now the only post im fucking making abt this again #my stance has been clear long enough and ur more than welcome to find my posts detailing why i believe this #goodbye now #this is literally mostly a shitpost cause i wanna see what happens LMAO

[voxphantasma]

oh um did i see the neverafter minis that are going up for auction? you could say that,,,,, (cauldron woman is sooo– i’m dragged off the stage and shot)

[IMAGE ID: a digital sketch of a woman in a simple, dirty, long, olive green dress and a dirty, white apron. she is leaning on a broom and instead of a head she has a big cauldron full of an orange soup. her outfit is completely covering her body but you can tell she has big breasts and hips. /END ID]

#like i’m sorry but cauldron woman is kinda 😳😳 #i don’t take any criticism on this take it’s simply the truth #this is mostly a shitpost but i’m a little fr lmao #i saw her this morning and knew i had to draw her #even it just a quick sketch #(guy who hasn’t even finished neverafter) #dimension 20 #d20 #neverafter #my art 🎨

[brainrotisseriechicken]

first time posting something that isnt scp related and its this fucking thing

yeah

#shitpost #this is actually my attempt at buttering you all up for when i eventually post my 13 extremely cringe rwby #(just ozpin mostly) #+honkai crossover drawings #i dont go here #i mean sorta #just lurk is all #dont follow me over my non-scp stuff btw i doubt thisll last #hate to disappoint #rwby #yikes #professor ozpin #yikess #honkai impact 3rd #hi3 #otto apocalypse #lmao #help girl im fixating on old green men again #also hi hi3 people #oh shit #doodle #fanart #yeah why not #not scp #hm #art

[virgothozul]

My face when I realize one of my favorite AA cosplayers (tunaricebowl) reblogs my little fanarts 😳😳😳

#Maya Fey #fr !! I love their Maya !!! 😭🤲💕 #I have a whole queue of aa reblogged stuff on my shitpost ac and didn’t realize it was mostly from them lmao i’m so clueless #Tuna If someday you read this 🙏🙏🙏 thank you sm !! ur an inspo for me ! I’m 100% honest here ! #I love Maya playing Ukulele and asking for burgers on her YT channel lmao #it’s genius thank you for this #I love your memes too #« AHAhah » <- this is me all the time when reading / seeing them #Ace attorney

[jenna-louise-jamie]

thinking about yassen gregorovich instead of sleeping (because i love him) and how he is a catalyst. yassen stabbs ash -> ash kills john rider -> ian rider raises alex -> yassen kills ian rider -> mi6 blackmails alex into becoming a teenage spy.

i have so many thoughts that i can't properly articulate. obviously this is a simplified chain of events, but yassen and his choices set off a chain reaction of the world's most unfortunate dominos. especially when you read russian roulette. to be clear im not necessarily trying to blame him for everything because that feels very mean. he was also just a 14 year old kid when everything in his life went wrong, just like alex. only difference being yassen literally had no one.

i think i should write an essay about this because i haven't even gotten into my thoughts about what yassen and alex's dynamic would look like past eagle strike. i would imagine it'd be similar to ellie and joel from the last of us part 2.

where obviously yassen loves alex and alex on some level cares for yassen back but struggles to reconcile that with the fact that yassen is responsible for his uncle's death. a very unforgivable act. it would be so messy and complicated and angsty, because on one hand here is an adult who truly cares about him and has a connection with him through his father. yassen could tell alex about john, and trust that yassen truly wants whats best for him. but he killed ian, and he cannot take that back.

while alex reels from those feelings, yassen is also trying to reconcile his love of alex with the knowledge that he on some level is responsible for the suffering alex endured at the hands of mi6. and possibly even the fact that alex's godfather is the one who killed john and helen.

#btw i think anthony horowitz killed yassen off so he wouldnt have to deal with this lmao #and sidenote ash is responsible for his own shitty choices but i think itd be difficult for yassen to cope with the fact that stabbing ash #led to some very bad consequences for literally everyone #are there any fics that are similar to what im describing?? ? #i read a ton of alex rider fics but i mostly read fluff because im actually too emotionally fragile to handle angst #i cried while reading stormbreaker and that book wasnt even supposed to be sad #if this is doesnt make any sense its because i woke up at 2 am and wrote this #its just word vomit; pure not proofread thoughts directly from my fucked up little brain #idk maybe someone will enjoy reading this #alex rider #yassen gregorovich #alex rider books #ian rider #john rider #chaotic ramblings #and final note i do not ship yalex #i was thinking of this more in terms of yassen having a weird guardian/parental relationship with alex #if it wasnt clear from my ellie and joel reference from the last of us #anyways im gonna go back to making shitposts and memes so i never have to feel anything again thank you goodnight <3

[pocketslook]

people pick either male or female in some game but homie i pick the one that looks better

#mostly female characters have the better style lmao #love that tho go away dilf lookin male characters #non sp #pocket talks #shitpost

[unfunnyaceartist]

The day Pukicho notices my existence is the day the world ends.

Cant tell if its because id explode or because we'd explode the world, but somethings gonna explode

Literally a 5 second doodle. Consider me a part of the @pukicho fandom now

#teehee #I dont expect him to see this #mostly just a shitpost #if he saw this i think id actually die LMAO #perish on the spot

[fan-mans]

Gun Hondo, Gun Hugger, Great Gun, and Don Gun

Back by popular demand! The Major Circuit, but with shotguns.

#piston hondo #bear hugger #great tiger #don flamenco #major circuit #punch out #punch out wii #the fart #shitpost #seriously my og edit and the minor circuit are so popular now #im a little impressed lmao #anyways tiger was def the hardest this time around #mostly because I had to move his arms and really clean up the bg #and I couldn't find a good screenshot of that pose for him #his hands are too big but im too lazy to fix it now #don and hugger are holding single handed shotties #and Hondo and tiger are wielding double-handers #hondo isn't even threatening you #hes just admiring his bad boy

[queen-of-wisdom]

My back hurts, my eyes can't see shit, next thing I know I'm going on a walk through nature and gossip with old people. You can't stop me becoming the best grandma in the world.

#mostly a shitpost #but it's kinda true #i don't know what i did with my fucking back #the only thing I know is that standing suddenly hurts #and my eyes are half blind lmao #no seriously #my eye doctor #can't remember the English word #told me that I may go toph #ps. don't worry guys the old people are my grandparents #shit post #getting old #back pain #long walks #bad sight

[wormcreature]

i swear i havent drawn this. in one day i just close my eyes and when i woke up i had this on my computer. please believe me.

#mostly shitposting #there is something good #but mostly shitpost #deltarune #spamton #spamton deltarune #deltarune art #deltarune chapter 2 #deltarune fanart #big shot spamton #utdr #lmao every second time i draw bigshot spamton i draw the exact same pose

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

They/them pronouns when mfckers hit 30

#before anyone freaks out no ofc if you identify they/them forever or just a little bit that’s fine #but as a ✨ kweer ✨ with mostly ✨ kweer ✨ friends most of us ended up in cis marriages #i’m a bi gnc woman and according to my gay guy friends i look like a faghag. which i self ID’d as a child. we’ve come full circle #idk if it’s societal pressure or w/e but it will most likely happen to you & it’s. whatever #gay #lesbian #lgbt #lgbtqia #bisexual #<- it me! no one cares #trans #nonbinary #transgender #asexual #i’m curious if cis has colors so imma tag it too lmao #cis #gnc #antm #america’s next top model #shitpost #cannot wait for the 2 people who read this to take it super cereal (no one will care about this) #queer

[blupengu]

Even if Tempest as Reductress headlines (pt 1!)

#even if tempest #mostly featuring: #anastasia lynzel #Maya Kirkland #evelina lynzel #plus one: #ish even if tempest #witch of ruin #I tried searching through the onion for shitpost headlines but… I just couldn’t find anything good?? #the reductress was so much easier and faster to look through lmao #even if tempest dawning connections #even if tempest spoilers #because of that evelina CG #voltage

[artuurle]

hi like a week ago i made a joke au half asleep, started drawing for it but when my computer deleted the refs i was making for it i gave up so just take these cgvhbj. its just an Au that the brothers had different human to turtle DNA ratios, Donnie being the most turtle and Leo being the most human.

#rottmnt #enjoy this shitpost au lmao #this is the stupid thing i needed a person to vote on btw #couldnt decide who would be mostly turtle design wise

[sn0wbat]

low stakes🦇 as text posts, part 3

#low stakes 🦇 #it's not all vampires LMAO #but yeah it's still mostly vampires #shitposts

[autogeneity]

I really like reading your self analysis posts. Something I've learned from going out into the 'real world' is that most people do not self analyze in the way people in this corner of Tumblr do. I've tried to bring up the subject and provide an example of how I'd discuss such a subject in conversation, and I'm often met with blank stares. A couple times my friends have been able to follow along but it takes a substantial amount of energy to guide them along that thought that I don't really find it worthwhile or viable. I'm a little sad about this because it is one of my favorite ways to get to know people and understand them.

thank you! a bit surprising to receive this now tbh since I don't really do much of that here anymore.

but yeah, discussing some shit is quite weird with some people, where even if it's just me pondering they don't really engage with it substantively at all, even with pointed guiding. although also people will generally not feel comfortable having such discussions with someone they don't feel that close to.

I have found it pretty common in uhh, mysticism enthusiast types though, if you're willing to gently step around the woo.

#asks #anonymous #think mostly I do work food and gymposting lately lmao #alongside some shitposts and cats

[cereal-abyss-mage]

i'm learning russian and french at the same time and I swear to god if I accidentally find a random cyrillic letter in the middle of a word writen in latin alphabet one more time or accidentally mix languages mid sentence, I will yell

or sometimes I find that when I'm writing a translation of a word in russian that sounds similar in polish I just write the russian word again but in latin alphabet for some reason

or I can somehow remember all of my miniscule spanish when I'm trying to learn french even though I literally don't remember a word in spanish otherwise

my language module is broken at this point, if you ever find my notes and there is something like boнjour, just ignore it, I literally don't pick up on it when I'm making and rereading my notes

#seriously though whenever i see other bilinguals online talking about like #writing bilingual characters and stuff #there is always something like #“oh people don't just swich languages mid-sentence” #and yeah it's mostly true especially without noticing it #but like sometimes I have this moment of like #i'm speaking polish and then I almost randomly swich to english for some reason but stop myself after one syllable #like “bardzo lubię chleb because-” #it's so weird #also while we are talking about my languages experience I realized recently that i sometimes don't realize i'm reading a word wrong #like for over half a year I was convinced that the genshin enemy Jadeplume TERRORshroom was called Jadeplume TERRAshroom #and I apparently do that with other words as well lmao #like I didn't realize New Zealand was spelled with an a I thought it was New Zeland without the a since like forever #and also sometimes I think in both english and polish at the same time #like i have one train of thought in polish and another completely unrelated one in english #nico speaks #< new tag because I once again got bored of the old one and it made me not want to shitpost and I want to shitpost more #oh also I forgor that I also sometimes just stop writing my answer mid-sentence on my school tests and then don't notice it while rechecking