#this is mostly jokey because i cba to go in depth

[lycanthrology]

endgame sucks

a few years late but im angry so lets go

disclaimer: ive only managed to sit through eg once in the cinema and most of points have been said before by people who can say them better than me. i could probably elaborate on these points and explain much more clearly but whatever

It cant decide on its tone. One minute eg is a serious drama, then the characters are doing stupid jokes and slapstick comedy. It completely breaks the immersion and I hate it a lot

The colouring is really ugly to look at. Especially that end fight. It’s hard to see what’s happening as most things in shot are shades of browns, dark reds/purples, black that merge into each other

Unnamed Gay Russo Brother

I hate the white suits. They’re really ugly and strip the characters of their individuality considering individuality is one of the selling points of the avengers to get you to invest in all their separate stories but whatever whatever

Most scenes are just completely filled with little nods and references to past events with no substance. Again, makes it very disjointed and if I was going to watch without seeing other mcu films to see what the hype was about, I would be completely lost.

They killed off all the women lmao

I hate Professor Hulk more than anything. a) he looked hideous and cgi was a mistake b) it didnt really explain it to the audience? Bruce’s whole arc was about controlling the Hulk and we’ve watched him deal with that for all of the films then suddenly its sorted off camera?? shut up c) his dab means the movie is gonna age like milk

Fat, depressed, alcoholic Thor treated like a joke. I was really excited to see a strong character a lot of ppl find sexy in this position because I thought we’d get an arc about being strong whilst being depressed like it can coexist. Or that superheroes can be fat and still save the day. Etc. But no ppl think hes sexy but now hes fat so its funny hahah

Why did Tony go on that rant then collapse? i cant even remember what he said but i do remember being bored in the cinema so idk fuck tony <3

Actually yeah most of the way through I remember feeling really bored

every single ‘good’ ending is literally if youre white and straight with kids you’re happy like shut up. steve gets peggy and he’s happy. tony gets pepper and the little rat idk her name and dies but hes happy coz he had the family. Clint and Scott are happy because they have wives and families. It’s so tiring

RED SKULL OKOK RED SKULL IS THE CAPTAIN AMERICA VILLAIN OK AND STEVE NEVER EVEN SEES HIM!!! HES ONLY THERE FOR THE AUDIENCE TO GO ‘OOOOO RED SKULL!!’ NAT AND CLINT HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT FUCK IS

Loki disappearing set up a loki spin-off so blatantly it was irritating

I’m very happy about Sam as Captain America, I adore his comics and honestly cant wait. But the films set up Bucky as Cap with the amount of times he picked up the shield and used it in the other movies. If they had planted more Sam using the shield moments in past films, it could’ve set up the transition better.

Captain Marvel was in 2 scenes?? im not that much of a fan but considering how much they hyped her up and got all the men angry about it. its a bit cringe

TALKING OF CRINGE I AM IRON MAN AKSGKAGAKAGAKFAJAG

Again, the hype around Wakanda and then they dust T’Challa?? I cant remember if Shuri, Okoye or any of the Dora Milaje are in endgame but if I can’t remember them theyre probably in it for one scene total

Rhodey was the only black person that wasnt dusted?? I’m pretty sure he’s the only poc in a main-ish role but that could be wrong

Still no bi valkyrie

It’s almost as if disney does the bare minimum to try to draw in different audiences but still panders to the conservative viewers so they don’t alienate them hm

THE MUSIC SUCKS

I’m super into movie scores and this one was bad ok it was just the avengers theme played again and again at different tempos

Anyway it was really funny when tony died 10/10

#this is mostly jokey because i cba to go in depth #i should watch it again and make notes ive got a free week next week i might #fatphobia #racism #misogyny #<- jic #hating tony was a hobby of mine i enjoyed hurting that fake mans feelings #tumblr user ghostiyyy is a reformed tony stark hate blog owner #isaac.pdf