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#this is much longer than it was supposed to be yandere takao possessed me
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Omgomgomg that yandere thing you did with kasamatsu but with takao please I loved it!!!
you know what people say about “boys will tease you because they like you”? well, that’s takao to a T
the thing is, how can he not joke around with you a little bit, when you’re just so entertaining? 
takao mocks anything and everything you show an interest in
if you’re talking to a friend about a show you’re watching at the moment, takao will shove his head between the two of you, laughing, “wow, you like ___? that’s such a dumb show!”
he’ll join any school clubs you’re a part of, make sure he’s sitting next to you/pairing up with you, and then proceed to tease you over how stupid this club is too - “why are you still here? ha, even being the basketball club’s manager would be more fun than this!”
(there’s a definite hint in that last sentence, but whether takao says it consciously or not, who knows)
in general, somehow takao pops up wherever you are
not in a stalker way - he’s not quietly simmering in the background - instead he’s constantly trying to get you to chat with him, or he’ll just talk at you, if you try to give him the cold shoulder
curiously, he’s especially quick to appear, if you’re talking with someone else, especially if that someone is someone who looks like they may just be interested in you
say a classmate is asking you for some homework help, takao will be in between the two of you before you know it, like he’s a puppy guarding its owner
sometimes he’ll just monitor the conversation (no one wants him there, but no one wants to ask him to leave); sometimes he’ll just drag you away, leaving you calling out apologises behind you
the worst part is, there comes a time where you just start accepting takao’s presence
he gets bolder too: he steals a kiss from your cheek every once in a while, he’ll make murmured comments about how hot you look today, he’ll let his hand linger on your thigh
(and then he’ll burst out laughing when you blush: “did you really think i was interested in you?”)
and, over time, he’s just always there
you’re on the train? he’s there, wrapped around you (“i’m the anti-chikan squad”). you’re at the cinema trying to choose a film? takao’s there with popcorn directing you to the movie he wants to watch, even when he definitely wasn’t invited
as much as he annoys you, you’re so used to his presence, you can’t even find it weird when he pops up yet again
that is, until you’re walking home late at night
it’s raining, you’re soaked, takao taps on your shoulder with an umbrella
“let’s share,” he grins, “i’ll keep you company till you get to —St. that’s where your house is, right?”
and that’s when you remember: you’ve never mentioned where you live
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