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#this is my favorite FAVORITE song I just had to try painting it out aahhh
lynvaren · 4 years
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Where is the man with his hat in his hands?
Who stands in the garden with nothing to lose, singing: 
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katelinartjoker · 4 years
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Haven’t made on of these in a while heh.
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50 Shades of Joker! (pt 1)
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(Most of the NSFW will be in part 2 which I’m working on now)
Here you go!
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You walk out of the store with a bright smile on your face after saying thank you to the clerk, who’s still laughing from your conversation. You like the fact that you can make people laugh. Even if they’re just strangers.
You laugh quietly, shaking your head as you put your headphones in and start to walk with a little pep in your step as you listen to your latest favorite song by your all time favorite band, Paradise Lost by The Used. It’s a song that’s got a lot of energy and you can’t help but start to dance and sing along to the lyrics while you’re walking down the street. People give you strange looks as you pass them by but you really don’t care. You’re having the time of your life, feelin’ higher than cloud nine when you turn the corner and suddenly your entire
Maybe it’s because you weren’t paying close enough attention earlier, you were having too much fun, but now you notice someone following you. At least, you think so. You’re pretty sure that’s the same guy that kept looking at you while you were at the store, and you started to panic then but quickly told yourself not to be so paranoid.
You start walking faster. You turn off the music and take out your headphones so you’re aware of your surroundings. Suddenly the van pulls up beside you and a masked man runs up to you and grabs you.
“What the FUCK?! Let me go, asshole!” You scream as he opens the door to the van and climbs in. So many things are racing through your head. So many BAD things. Things you don’t want to think about but you feel like you have to so that you’re somewhat prepared for whatever this fucker is going to do to you.
He still hasn’t said anything. Other than calling you a bitch when you tried to kick him in the nuts. But come on, really? You were pretty justified for it. This strange fuck has the nerve to try and kidnap you, and then has the balls to call you names? He should be happy that he even still has his gonads in the first place, seeing as you were dead set on squashing those dried out raisins as hard as you could but you fucking missed because you never finished your damn taekwondo class. Damnit. Maybe all of this really was all your fault... but NO! No way in hell!
“Get me the FUCK OUTTA HERE, buddy!” You scream at him again.
“Sure thing, the sooner I get rid of ya, the better!” He says, and picks you up, throwing you roughly over his shoulder and starts walking down a dark corridor. The pain is excruciating, but you’re trying to distract yourself.
“Aahhh, so the asshole does have a mouth, or is it still the same hole? Tell me, do you shit where you eat, turd biscuit?!” You chuckle, laughing at your own lame joke. Probably not the best thing to say to a guy who sounds like he’s gonna kill you, but hey, if that’s the case, you might as well have a little bit of fun before you’re impending doom.
“I’ll tell ya one thing, lady, my mouth is way cleaner than yours! I probably shouldn’t even be callin’ you a lady, after all the filth that came from your pretty lips.” He says, bringing you into a room and throwing you onto a bed. A bed. Fuck. No. NO! This is NOT HAPPENING! You would rather DIE than have that idiot touch you. But... what... what do you do?!
“Aw, well thanks for the compliment, Limp Dick!” You start laughing uncontrollably, sounding like a maniac, mostly because you’re panicking and you think you’re losing you’re mind. Hopefully this guy doesn’t like taking advantage of the crazy ladies. Who knows. But you were going to do whatever you could to get out of here, and if that wouldn’t work, you were going to make sure he didn’t enjoy himself like he was planning to.
“Jesus, you’re crazy. No wonder he likes you!” The guy says and starts walking to the door. Wait.. what did he just say?
“Who? Who are you talking about?” You ask him, still struggling to sit up straight. You have an idea, but... that... that would be crazy!
“You know who! Don’t play games, lady. The two of you were meant for each other! Anyway, I’ve done what he told me to do. Now I guess you just gotta wait until he comes to see you. Part of me is curious to find out what the hell a guy like that finds interesting in the bedroom. But the smarter part is telling me to get the hell outta here while I still can. Oh well. Enjoy your night with the Joker, lady! Hope you survive it!” He says and wobbles his way out of the room.
“Joker...” you say, an excited smile spreading across your face. Even saying his name feels intoxicating on your lips. You take a deep breath. You were right. This was all set up by Joker. You know you’d discussed this of thing with him before but... neither of you officially made any kind of agreement. Then again, this is Joker you’re talking about. He’s never been the kind of guy that does things by the book.
You lie back down and try to calm yourself, but as the panic and fear subside, you get excited by all the thoughts of what he’s going to do to you.
You don’t have to wait long, though, because you can hear the door opening, and footsteps walking casually across the floor.
Your entire body tenses, you hold your breath, and you can feel your heart about to burst from your chest.
He doesn’t say anything, but you know it’s him. You can just sense him, smell him. You recognize the way he moves his body around, or the way he breaths.
And then you hear him laugh quietly to himself, and oh god, did it make you want him more than ever. You could feel your lady parts pulsating and soaking up your panties. You started moving your hips up and down, gasping for air and wishing he would just hurry the fuck up and get over here already! But you didn’t want to say anything. You didn’t want to run his good night to what was probably yet another bad day.
No, you were going to let him do whatever he wanted, at the exact time he wished to do so. You’d let him take all the time in the world, even if you ended up wriggling in a puddle of your own juices, whimpering his name, in desperate need of his attention.
Yes. This was his night, and you were his choice of entertainment.
He begins to hum to the tune of “That’s Life,” and you smile as the sound of his voice travels across your body. You feel your body start to move, swaying back and forth, almost like you’re dancing to his music.
The sound of his voice gets louder as he walks closer to you, and finally you can sense him standing over you. He takes a deep breath and you feel his hand on the top of your head, running down through your thick hair. You try not to show just how much you need him right now, but it’s almost impossible.
“Hey there, pretty little thing,” he said with a laugh as he moved his hand to your face. Caressing your cheek and running his fingers down to your lips. “I hope you’re ready for what I have planned for us.”
Oh, god YES! You squirmed just a little bit as you heard him speak, even the anticipation was getting you all hot and bothered.
“And what is that, exactly? Do I get to know? Or are you gonna surprise me?” You ask him in a seductive tone as you bite your lower lip and stare into his gorgeous eyes with a seductive look on your face. You could tell he absolutely loved it.
“Well I can’t spoil all the fun now, can I?” He said while he started to tie your wrists to the bed frame, taking extra care of your delicate skin as he continued humming softly. “Let’s just say I’ve been planning this for a while, making sure I got every detail just right.”
“Well I wouldn’t expect anything less from you,” you said as you giggled and squirmed under him. You giggled once he tied your arms and legs to the bed frame, and took a step back to admire you. Suddenly you felt extremely nervous, which would make sense, considering how helpless and exposed you were now that he’s got you right where he wants you. He could see all of you, every single inch. No wonder he had such a big smile on his face.
“Like what you see?” You ask while staring up at him, trying to hide your embarrassment.
“You have no idea, kitten,” he said, staring back at you with his mesmerizing green eyes filled with lust. “You really are something else.”
“Well come and get me, Joker,” you said, biting your lower lip. Neither of you could contain yourselfs anymore. He threw the keys to the handcuffs on the table beside the bed and crawled up to you. You watched his painted face and green hair come closer ever so slowly. Paying close attention to that red smile that seemed to be growing bigger by the minute.
“Oh, Kitten,” he exhaled slowly and ran his hand through his hair before grabbing your chin and pulling you in for a kiss. “There are so many things going through my mind, I don’t even know where to begin!”
(to be continued)
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