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jazzzzzzhands · 3 months

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~To be as an Ocean, as a River

Changing, adding, losing and leaving marks in one's wake~

oooh ooh So i'm really very very normal about Deity Wally

He is sooo Gentle looking to me..

I just wanted to play with him..

He got a little Buoy as a tiny HAT!!

(I dont think he noticed)

Deity Wally @cloudysunflowr

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turrondeluxe · 1 year

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#i SWEAR i will answer the asks i got this just got into my brain and wouldnt leave lmao #yi knows your ip number #i was thinking in here they are around 3 years actually #we still got no canon knowledge on who is the eldest and who is the youngest but i headcanon it like #uno (oldest and will always let everyone know) odyn (second oldest and oldest middle child) moja (youngest middle child) yi (youngest)#yi isvery smart for her age!!!#she already reading and writing and dissing her brother look at her go!!!#im also not putting a read more on this one because the last time i did that so many people were yelling at me in the tags #to not put my stuff under read more #I LISTENED OK #HERE YOU GO #FORCES YOU TO LOOK AT MY SILLY STUFF #peepaw and babies au #tmnt #tmnt the last ronin #the last ronin lost years #tmnt uno #tmnt moja #tmnt yi #tmnt odyn #tmnt mikey #tmnt michelangelo #doodles #my art

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infinite-orangepeel · 1 year

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#him !! him !!!!!!#steve ur number one in my heart doll face #steve harrington #steddie #incorrect steve harrington #steve harrington incorrect quotes #incorrect stranger things #stranger things incorrect quotes #joe keery #fruity four #stranger things #steve x eddie #steve harrington/eddie munson #incorrect steve harrington quotes #steve harrington headcanon #steve harrington textposts #steve harrington crack #stranger things crack #stranger things meme

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pinkvaquita · 2 months

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New headcanon of the day: Shadow Milk would sing really loudly and dramaticaly teenage girl pop songs to annoy the fuck out of the other beasts. And also did with Elder fairy. And he now does it to annoy Pure Vanilla. I am a firm believer that Pure Vanilla in his nightmares sometimes he founds him singing "Call me maybe" in the most obnoxious and fake girly voice he can. And everytime he is going on with his day and "Oops I did it again" randomly gets stuck in his head, he knows is Shadow Milk's fault.

This also aply to songs from adds or any really well know song.

#Yes I had the picture of Pure Vanilla waking up from a nightmare #the nightmare was Shadow Milk singing and dancing la macarena #Now you have that image in your head too #And yes I am a firm believer that Shadow Milk is gonna still torment Pure Vanilla after this update #there is no way he doesn't #yeah there is mind control angst and really sad things and there is Shadow Milk being what he is #an annoying and silly asshole #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #cookie run kingdom #Also I'm gonna start to tag my hc as “headcanon of the day” because I make one everyday #I could even number them #headcanon of the day

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parkersbliss · 2 years

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I'm so embarrassed but here it is! 😭 so there's y/n who is addicted to coffee flavored candies but doesn't like drinking coffee. which five finds very confusing. She's always offering five candy but ofc, five answers grumpily like "it's not the same thing as coffee"— and suddenly goes to a part where they kiss (idk how it leads to this omg) and five is absolutely ENAMORED with her lips bcs of all the coffee candy she eats..

is this too much explaining or what.. ANYWAYS THANK YOU FOR THIS I LOVE U LOTS <3

this… this is THE request. thank you for this 🙇‍♀️

Sweet Flavor | F. Hargreeves

pairing: five hargreeves x fem!reader

wc; 637

warnings: might make you blush lololol

synopsis: five refuses to try your favorite candy, so you make him

a/n: feeding yall today 🙄 you’re welcome! half way through s3 💪 also aged up five ofc!

requests: CLOSED

Masterlist | Taglist | Prompt list

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Five sighs, leaning on the table as you take a seat next to him.

“Really embracing the old man, huh?” You said, referring to his unusual outfit. Instead of the academy uniform, he’d opted for a vest, flannel, and fedora combination. You honestly wondered where he found it.

Five hums. “Yes, I am. It’s called retirement.”

You just laugh at him, unwrapping one of your Werther's caramel coffee candies. Five wrinkles his nose in disgust as you hand one towards him. “Want one?”

“I’d rather save the world again. Naked,” He sassily replied.

“I wouldn’t say that if I were you,” You tease, popping the candy into your mouth and sighing at this sweet-bitter flavor.

“Why don’t you just drink regular coffee?” He asked. “Like a sane person?”

“Because coffee is nasty,” You said, sticking your tongue out at him and displaying the small candy. “These are better.”

“They’re not even close to the same thing,” He grumbled.

You raise a brow at him. “And how would you know? You’ve never had one.”

“Yeah, whatever,” he dismisses, getting up and inspecting the hotel buffet. You follow after him, popping another candy in your mouth.

“So, what are you thinking of doing since you’re retired?”

Five grabs a cup and fills it with coffee. “I don’t know. Traveling? Isn’t that what people do nowadays?”

You scoff, “Yeah, people who don’t look barely eighteen.”

He swats at you, returning to your seats. “I’ll drive.”

He pours some syrup over his pancakes, and you pout. “If you like that much syrup, you’d love the candies just as much.”

“Coffee is supposed to taste bitter, not filled with artificial flavoring.”

“You don’t know till you try.”

“I do know, and I’m telling you now, that is shit,” He points at your mouth with his knife.

You frown, suckling on the candy and its sweet flavor. You were lucky to have found them back in 1963, and now you just kept a handful in your pocket at all times.

“You didn’t like me at first, and now…”

“That’s completely different,” He defends.

You laugh. “Really? Cause you’re a bitter old man, and I’m the sweetest person ever.”

“You are far from the sweetest person ever.”

“That’s not the point, Five,” You huff.

He smiles at you. “Isn’t it, darling?”

“Just try one,” You urged, tossing the wrapped candy at his face. “Please.”

"Try a cup of coffee, and I’ll consider it.”

“I have tried a cup of coffee.”

“When?”

You roll your eyes. “Prior to when we met.”

“Then, I tried your coffee-flavored candy… prior to when we met.”

You glare at Five, and he just smirks, taking a bite of his pancakes.

“Please,” You beg.

“No.”

“But—”

“No.”

“They’re—”

“No.”

“Five.”

“No.”

You click your tongue, still rolling the candy in your mouth when a thought occurs to you. Five notices the mischievous look on your face, and his eyebrows furrow together.

“(Y/N)—”

He’s cut off when you grab the back of his neck and smash your lips together. His hands fly to cup your cheeks as the taste of the candy invades his mouth. And holy shit, he loves it. His lips press harder against yours, almost making you fall off the seat as he chases the flavor.

And then, before you know it, he slips his tongue in and relishes the sweet flavor. His tongue explores every inch of your mouth, trying to seek the sugary treat he so desires. You let out a quiet whine, brain fuzzy at the action. Five groans as you tug on his hair, tongue invading your mouth, and then he pulls back.

You’re stunned, blinking as your lips smack together. And then you notice something missing and gasp.

Five grins, sticking his tongue to display your coffee-flavored caramel proudly on his tongue.

“You little—”

— END —

🏷 five taglist: @clearbasementvoid @halfumbrella @esmedith

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lxkeeeee · 7 months

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—scaramouche x fem! reader

fanart by @MNCE_o at twt

“Soulmates? What a load of bullshit.”

“I do not need a man and I am perfectly fine without ever meeting him.”

Spoiler alert: they really wanted to meet each other.

—two people were destined to meet each other the problem is... They're from completely two different timelines.

His countdown timer on his wrist -1,920,000 hours and hers is 1,920, 000 hours. They didn't have any hope in meeting each other, thinking it was a cruel joke made by fate itself... If only they knew.

CHAPTERS:

CH. 0 — PROLOGUE

CH. 1 — LITERALLY FELL IN YOUR ARMS

CH. 2 — IT IS NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, SOULMATE

CH. 2 — IT IS NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, SOULMATE (HER POINT OF VIEW)

CH. 3 — HOME SWEET HOME

CH. 4 — GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER

CH. 5 — FEELINGS

CH. 6 — LOVERBOY

CH. 7 — DOMESTIC STUFF

CH. 8 — WE'RE NOT MARRIED... YET.

CH. 9 — MOVING OUT

CH. 10 — MOVING IN

CH. 11 — I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU

CH. 12 — SHIT... I'M SO TOUCH STARVED

MORE CHAPTERS TBA...

Chapter titles are subject to change.

Plot is fast paced, love at first sight, soulmate au.

©lxke 2023

PLAYLIST | CHARACTERS | CH. 0

taglist: open<3 (colored means I couldn't tag you 🥹)

@vxcmx @k1an4a @lazy-sanns @ulquiorraswife @luciledreamz @magica-ren @featuredtofu @sketcheeee @im-the-ruler-here @scarasbaby @veekoko @zxdksimpo @beriiov @kiokiee @ylapsha45 @alatusorrow @c3rtifiedsimp @lyzisbitchingagain @xtobefreex @ayuaraye @rororomi @sheraffim @neesachan

#—SOULMATES? WHAT A LOAD OF BS [MASTERLIST] ©lxke

#god i hoped i did the math right #lmao #idk lmao #i spent so much time overthinking if im doing the math right #or if my grammar was okay #cuz i was having doubt on which one to use #between -44858 days ago or 44858 days ago #and some how it ended up with me overthinking what should the number in his wrists would be #anyways #i decided to yolo it #new fic I'll probably not finish #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x you #scaramouche headcanons #genshin scaramouche #scaramouche angst #scaramouche fluff #scaramouche #—SOULMATES? WHAT A LOAD OF BS— [MASTERLIST] ©lxke

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hunnycowboy · 2 months

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Look who’s still receiving flowers even after the season of love 😊

#stardew valley fanart #sdv bachelors #stardew valley #bachelorofstardewvalley #sdv fanart #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #shane fanart #stardew shane #shane stardew valley #flowers for shane #not my number one but he still deserves love #stardew headcanon

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druidonity2 · 2 months

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Rewatching the TWW trailer again for the millionth time and I think its really interesting how Anduin is like got a botched hair cut and dirty scarred skin and chapped lips and has been wearing the same armor for seven years thats caked in sand and his mental health has crumbled to dust BUT his teeth are still utterly perfect.

which begs the question, was this an oversight, or does Anduin have this ocd-like obsession with keeping his teeth clean, in which he needs to brush his teeth or else something worse will happen? A leftover from being rasied in a setting in which appearances are everything, and having let go of his appearance he needs to do sooomething to ease that internal shame? Maybe the simple repetitive action of maintaining his teeth daily is something that grounds him to life, reminds him he exists, and eases the dissociation episodes.

#world of warcraft #anduin wrynn #the war within #idk but it stands out to me because mental health did a number on my teeth and thats something i need to work on #the part of me that projects myself onto Anduin wants to headcanon that he has chipped yellowed teeth #but also i do really like the idea that he's latched onto this one thing for better or worse

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spidey-bie · 9 months

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Hobie with a friend or s/o who's afraid of needles anyone?

TW: Needles of course

Hobie hooks you up with someone that he's close with to ease your anxiety.

Whether if it's for a shot, a piercing, or a tattoo he somehow knows a guy.

He's helping to calm you down before you go in.

Also he'll definitely go in with you if you ask him to.

(This next paragraph is for me. IDC.)

"I know I should be over this by now. I mean I'm grown but I still can't even get a simple shot by mys-"

Your vision started to blur and your breaths were uneven.

"Lovely." He holds you close to his chest.

"You're so brave. Y'know that yeah?" He pauses and looks down at you.

"Couldn't be more proud of you facing your fears and all that."

He knows so many breathing exercises since he has to constantly keep calm in his symbiote riddled world.

Hobie will keep you distracted making sure that you never get a glimpse of the needle.

Before, during, and after the process he'll keep your eyes on him.

He'll gently playing with your fingers or talk to you about anything to keep your mind off off of.

If you're incredibly terrified, like me, and you just wish someone would hold you as you cry you'll be getting the shot while sitting in his lap.

If you're getting a tattoo or a piercing, and you choose to get it done by a professional same procedure.

Even if you're sitting there for hours on end he'll keep your mind occupied. He'll sing to you knowing that his terrible voice with make you laugh.

Also Hobie will just give you a piercing himself if you ask.

"Ducky, do you want me to count down o-"

"Nope. Just do it."

A/N: I used more slang this time. Typing this with shaking fingers since I have to go in to get blood work later today. My arms still hurt from the 2 shots I got Friday. I was near tears just from those. I was supposed to get blood work done at the same place but after pricking me twice I was told that I have deep veins so I have to go to another place. I wanna live out my "I'm getting every piercing under the sun" phase but idk how I'm gonna deal with the needle.

#*eye twitches*#this is fine #im doing fine #hobie imagine #hobie x reader #my bae [🎸]#hobie x black reader #hobie brown x reader #jay and the spiders #needle tw #anyways this is piece number 1 #dont ask me which ones are romantic and which ones are platonic #you think i know #trypanophobia #tw trypanophobia #atsv headcanons #hobie headcanons #cory writes

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whatwooshkai · 25 days

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HOT TAKE: I think heatwave’s third alt mode should’ve been a firefighting plane. no I will not be taking questions

#I am boat mode’s number one hater #I can’t take it seriously. Idk #He should’ve been a firefighting plane and I will die on this hill #Bro is a TRIPLE CHANGER KEEP WITH THE THEME #maccadam #transformers #transformers rescue bots #tfrb heatwave #tf heatwave #tf heatwave headcanons #transformers fanart #my art

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i-got-a-tummy-ache · 3 months

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Don't know if this hc makes sense or not but I feel like a few kids of the aphrodite cabin would probably be like one of those early morning people because of their extensive skincare routine. Like these bitches really be up at 5am in the morning washing their face and everything. Basically those skincare obsessed girlies.

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stinkymicrowavedfish · 3 months

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I’m 4eva a ggg lover 💚💚💚💚💚

if they have no fans I am DEAD

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wovenvessel · 6 months

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My demons won actually

#be more chill #bmc #my art #jake dillinger #this looks NOTHING like him guys but just pretend it does #I’ve headcanoned to far to the sun I’m afraid #I love long haired Jake btw no one can stop me now ive become too powerful #he’s so silly now #btw he’s the reason Jeremy is growing out his hair :3 #Ik his number is 7 but I like 1 bc of symbolism #I also gave him pins bc he needs them

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sirmanmister · 6 months

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One headcanon I have about synths is that they’re entirely organic except for two things: the plastic chip in their head, and their TEETH, which are made out of ceramic, and every single set is cast from the same mould.

Normal human teeth are already weird enough, so when you’re actively fucking with genetics I imagine things very easily go haywire with their jaws and mouths and it causes a lot of pain/is “unsightly” so the Institute just decided fuck it and instead of messing around with whatever needs-braces gene they gave the synths, it’s easier to just remove the organic teeth and implant new ones. But there’s no reason to make more than one mould, so every single gen 3 synth has the exact same set.

So theoretically somebody could identify every single synth out there with a 100% success rate, but 1) wasteland dentistry is in the GUTTER, and 2) who the hell would compare teeth?? Even if somebody did a full body examination and learned the teeth are ceramic, there would be no reason to compare to those of another synth.

#it’s such an inconsequential headcanon but it’s one of my favourites #also to be considered: they have their serial number stamped on the inside of a molar when they’re implanted #and the railroad drills it off. also the railroad trying to modify the shape of synths teeth but it’s so painful most synths tap out #and can still be identified if somebody put in the effort of making one of those silicone moulds dentists use #X6-88 and Curie have the exact same teeth hehe #fallout 4 #fallout #fallout 4 headcanons #synths #synth #synth headcanon #headcanon #fallout headcannons #teeth #fallout 4 synth #queue #serenade post

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alsteneldoeight · 4 months

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sevun teene

#learningblocks #numberblocks #humanization #fanart #art #my art #digital art #ibispaint #ibispaint x #ibispaint x art #queue arr ess; tee yue vee #honestly just wanna say some people theorized/speculated that he may be the one who created the cbs #and i'm a big fan of that theory/speculation fsdkhjshsfj #my prime number artist son i gave you one too many headcanon of you becoming a creator of life

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mysticfoxdesigns · 6 months

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Trans Kade propaganda

#rescue bots #transformers rescue bots #tf rescue bots #tfrb #tfrb kade #tfrb headcanons #trans kade propaganda #this is like my number one headcanon for him #kade burns #trans headcanon #mysticfox art

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