#this is not a drill

[not-poignant]

Baldur’s Gate 3 - 22/? - Palmarosa - Astarion/Raphael

Title: Palmarosa Rating: Explicit Pairing: Astarion/Raphael Tags: (Check AO3 for the full list) Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Deals with a devil, Contracted sexual slavery, Bad BDSM etiquette, PTSD, Communication issues, Flashbacks, Trauma recovery and Retraumatisation, Dark and disturbing themes, Blood consumption, Minor character death, Canon typical violence, Dominance/submission, Top Raphael, Bottom Astarion etc.

Summary: (Set post-game / end-game) The love of Astarion’s life has disappeared to go live in the daylight with the druids, and Astarion is stuck in the darkness once more, yearning for sunlight with every fibre of his being, while bitterly reflecting on all the things that were denied to him in the end - love, sunlight, the option to kill thousands of people and become a near-god…

Raphael knows Astarion’s desperate, and comes to him with not one, but two horrid contract offers that Astarion loathes and dreads in equal measure - but the prize at the end of both are too good to turn down, and he’s become too cynical to care about how much of a good idea it is to give his body to a devil for a month or two, because really, comparatively, how bad could it be?

Palmarosa (Baldur’s Gate 3) - Raphael/Astarion - 22 - Rotten Fish and Juniper Water

In which Raphael takes Astarion on an adventure to Luskan to find out what true submission means.

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[awkward-whiteboy]

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[rainyinautumn]

so uhhhhhh Grian just posted on Instagram

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[ash-and-starlight]

and i’ll do anything you say (if you say it with your hands) chapter 10

“You came looking for me,” Sokka says. Zuko’s already soft eyes melt further.

“Of course I came looking for you,” he says. Like it’s obvious. Like it doesn’t knock the earth off its axis.

For a second, Sokka forgets about the pain, past and present. All he feels is a treacherous bubble of hope – inside his chest, under his skin, stuck in his throat.

or read it from the beginning if you haven’t

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[thatoneluckybee]

ASHLYN IS LEARNING ASL!!

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[ariadne-mouse]

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[typicalopposite]

AO3 crashing so close to Christmas is bound to be the beginning of a few villain origin stories…

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[myseungsunglove]

Unreleased: “Respirator” written by Han & Seungmin

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[bigswitchenergyy]

Thinking about the fact that in less than a month we're getting this fucking scene and I'm: not okay

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[shotsofsalvation]

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[bearsbeetsbeskar]

NEW PEDRO PHOTOS THIS IS NOT A DRILL YALL 🚨🚨🚨🚨

He’s at a Christmas party in London AND HIS HAIR IS LONG????!!!!!

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[bumblelee123]

Imagine your ler pinning you down and getting up close to your face to witness your reactions up close.

Tracing over your ticklish ears while you squeeze your eyes shut and squeal 🫠🫠🫠

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[alonsoings]

FERNANDO AND OSCAR DID A HELMET SWAP

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[tonguetiedraven]

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