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yourleftpinkytoe-blog · 2 months

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Andrew Minyard has a secret tumblr account that he posts the weirdest most random shit and for some reason it has just a shit ton of followers.

#he’s dabeld in clown husbandry #half is Kevin slander #but not for any real shit it’s like #*video from Kevin after game interview*#‘why does Kevin stand like that. he looks like a poodle with a stick up its ass’#he likes a lot of thirsty Neil content too #nobody ever figures out it’s Andrew but he has a sizable following regardless #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #the foxhole court #the foxes #neil josten #aftg shitpost #all for the gay

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peachycloudsworld · 8 months

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Sassy Neil on his way to kick ass

#the foxhole court #aftg fandom #digital art #andreil #all for the game fanart #aftg #my art <3 #he thicc your honor #he got them running legs #he for sure could squish watermelons ngl #andrew fainted a little #neil in modern-day jorts because i won't accept this jort-slander

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charizardstolemynickname · 8 months

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"Aziraphale would have confessed his feelings first if Metatron didn't give him a job offer"

OKAY BUT YOU ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING ME, CORRECT, EXCEPT HE DID CONFESS

Aziraphale is an angel who more than anything loves God/Heaven and Crowley. He loves more things (his bookshop, human food, books, classical music, etc) but the things he loves more than life itself is heaven and Crowley

And so, often, those 2 loves would contradict each other. His bond to Heaven told him that all Demons were evil and wrong, that demons shouldn't be trusted. And his bond to Crowley told him everything Heaven said was wrong, or in some capacity was wrong. It took years (literally hundreds if not thousands) for Aziraphale to find a rhythm that worked best

Aziraphale KNEW Crowley wouldn't want heaven back, and he also knew heaven wouldn't want Crowley back. He respected both of those wishes and cared deeply for both still. He knew what Heaven did to Crowley was unfair, and knew heaven was sometimes wrong (season 1) but to him, that doesn't make Heaven as a whole wrong, only flawed

He also knew Crowley had done some not very nice things as a demon, that he didn't agree with. Again, that doesn't mean Crowley was wrong, just that he had some flaws

And so when given the opportunity, to fix Heaven's flaws, in the way that is proper, why would Aziraphale not take it? For 6000 years he had the 2 sides of his heart fighting over what is right, (and who/what is right, Crowley or Heaven). But NOW? He can fix Heaven, none of those Angels in charge before knew anything, they hadn't been to earth, they hadn't felt human emotions, they didn't understand TRUE good and bad, didn't understand what the colour grey meant.

This was proven by Gabriel CHANGING AS A CHARACTER COMPLETELY once he fell in love with Beelzebub. Gabriel in season 1 was for the war, was actively going against everything Aziraphale stood for. Gabriel wouldn't listen to Aziraphale, no matter how much he spoke about how the war is wrong. But then he did listen, because he felt love, and the love made Gabriel realise the fight was ridiculous, and unnecessary

So YES Aziraphale saw that since Gabriel left, there is only 1 Angel left who understands the complexity of right and wrong with humans. And even then, Aziraphale knows he doesn't FULLY understand it, he couldn't on his own. Because the reason he did understand it was because of Crowley

Never once did Aziraphale try to get Heaven to bring Crowley's angel status back, and never once did he try convincing Crowley to go back to Heaven (before all this anyway) because he KNEW Crowley would say no

Of course Crowley would say no to Heaven (run by Gabriel), why would he not, it was incredibly flawed and they casted Crowley out for no reason

But now? Heaven could be better. Could be fixed. By Aziraphale, and Crowley

And Aziraphale KNOWS Crowley didn't really "fall" or "become evil", and so to Aziraphale, Crowley becoming an angel again isn't a crazy idea

Especially not when Crowley is exactly what Aziraphale pictures when he thinks of what an Angel should be. Crowley cares, Crowley trusts, Crowley does things for no other reason than to be kind. Crowley is the perfect angel to Aziraphale

SO, Aziraphale saying to Crowley "Come to heaven, come recreated heaven with me" IS a love confession. It's him saying "You are my everything, you are everything right in the world. I would never dare suggest you should forgive heaven, but heaven was wrong, we both know that, but you and I both know you were the perfect angel and still are. Heaven created by you will be the true heaven"

It's Aziraphale saying "I have loved you and Heaven for thousands of years, and never once asked either of you to change. Today, I want Heaven to change as it is wrong, I want it to change, and I want it to change to become perfect for you. I want it to realise that punishing you was wrong. I want Heaven to be completely different because I love you, and you deserve so much better than to be treated as you have been for these 6000 years. I have seen what Hell does, and I have seen what Heaven does. And I have the opportunity to fix one, and you are what inspires me to do so. You helped me see the flaws, loving you is the reason heaven gets to be better"

AND I KNOW CROWLEY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THIS, AND IT HURTS, BUT STOP SAYING AZIRAPHALE DIDN'T CONFESS FIRST BECAUSE ALTHOUGH HE DIDN'T SAY I LOVE YOU, HE MAY FUCKING HAVE

thank you for coming to my tedtalk

#this doesnt flow at all #and i kept thinking new things and forgetting where i was going #so i am so sorry for that #BUT FUCK OFF IF YOU THINK THIS WASNT SOME FORM OF CONFESSION #dont get me STARTED on “nothing lasts forever”#BECAUSE IF YOU THINK THAT IS ANYTHING OTHER THAN AZIRAPHALE TALKING ABOUT BEING IMMORTAL WITH CROWLEY #you are wrong #i dont care who you are you could be neil himself and you would be wrong (/j)#these immortal beings are idiots and terrible at communication #feel free to tell me if you think i am wrong #i welcome all disagreements but draw the line at aziraphale slander #i will defend his actions until i die #chr post #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #go2 #good omens s2 #good omens spoilers #good omens analysis #good omens s2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #go2e6 #good omens season 2 spoilers #long post #aziraphale has religious trauma and we all know it #this is a mess and a late night ramble so its all over the place #crowley #aziraphale

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dott-de-la-torre · 9 months

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I can make a difference

This dumbass really thinks he will easily fix and restructure a system that's been flawed for millions of years, and I love him for that.

#Real talk I will not stand for any Aziraphale slander #He's just a little guy with heavy religious trauma #good omens #good omens season 2 #aziraphale #neil gaiman #good omens 2 #good omens fanart #good omens spoilers #archangel aziraphale

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frizzy-frizz-frizz · 2 years

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freshman fox, about neil: he's basically a freshman and still acts like he's better than us. How is he even vice captian-

Kevin, who taught neil everything he knows, offended: that's because he is better than you.

freshman:

Kevin: he mastered the drill you just learnt in a quarter of the time.

freshman:

Kevin: he brought this damn team together in less than a year

freshman:

Kevin: Neil is going to be court someday.

freshman: wha-

Kevin: shut the fuck up and listen to your fucking vice captain, Jack i swear to fuck-

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crunchy-soup222 · 1 year

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Modern DPS headcanons that I think about a lot:

Todd loves the Heartstopper show/comics more than he loves life. He owns all of Alice's books and rereads them religiously

Charlie is a hardcore Swifty unironically

Neil is 100% into every musical like ever, Le Mis, Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Phantom of the Opera ect.

^^Charlie hasn't forgiven him for making him sit through the horror that is Cats (2019)

Cameron is the type of guy to say "I listen to a bit of everything" and everything is just Eminem and country music

They all have a discord server where they send memes, roast each other and play Minecraft together

Meeks and Pitts would play stardew valley and have a farm with full completeness and children together

Knox loves pineapple on pizza and would fight to the death

^^He is also on tinder, bumble and hinge, Knox is thirsty af

Todd has a surprisingly large amount of followers on twitter and tumblr, boy is funny online (it's the social anxiety)

#dead poets society #feel free to add on idk #charlie dalton #neil perry #todd anderson #knox overstreet #meeks and pitts #dps fandom #dps conons #Cameron slander

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every-dayiwakeup · 2 years

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When they go shopping, Billy wanders off. Steve has stopped bringing the Party along, because Billy is somehow worse than six kids, and them combined will be Steve's cause of death at the ripe age of 19.

Steve has a bunny backpack leash so that Billy is with him at all times.

You know those signs "look with your eyes not with your hands"?

Y'all know he does the exact opposite of what he's told 😭😭😭

Examples:

N*il: Don't date Steve

Billy: Well now I'm gonna date him even harder, you wrinkly bag of bones 😁💅

*****

Steve: Keep your voice down-

Billy: WHATEVER YOU SAY, STEVE

*****

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multifandom-garbage-compactor · 1 year

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How I feel when I see spicy Ineffable Husbands content

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decoloraa · 1 year

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T he Briggs doctors are always ready to give helpful advice. But always be sure to pay them for their coffee, or else things might turn out bad.

Neil is an engineer yeah yeah I understand but I bet he helps with the necessary operations when it comes to automails. I like to think that he does lend the other’s a hand with difficult operations and he does know first aid. Also he’s the most talkative one and always is in a good mood. Good for the patients.

Patricia is a doctor, but apparently (according to fma wiki again. Where do they get those things?) she’s an expert for the cold climat? Tells Ed „yeah you got frostbites that’ll be 150 cenz“ and slaps some hot towels on him. I bet they started calling her „cold climate expert“ bc she basically told THE state alchemist ever „yeah u kinda dumb aren’t u“. You can’t tell me that story didn’t go through the whole fort within a heartbeat.

My personal headcanon is that she has some psychological knowledge too. With all outhouse soldiers who get into fights, lose comrades and simply sit in the fort 90% of the year they surely need someone who offers therapy? I can see her doing that!

Val is the head doctor. He’s been at Briggs for the longest time and over the years he gathered the most experience at treating combat wounds. Also he’s the only doctor literally everyone at the fort is most afraid of, so ppl definitely say to each other’s „be careful our you’ll have to go visit Val“ which is 100 times more effective than any safety training. He also is the only one who’s brave enough to tell Olivier who really is in charge (Val is. So just take your medicine Olivier and stay in your bed for two days. If not your flu will be the least of your problems).

Need to draw more of the doctor crew bc their dynamics are rlly hilarious.

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chrisginny · 2 years

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dead poets society characters x whatever genre of twitter post this is

#also canon knox slander (real)#gail speaks #dps #dead poets society #gerard pitts #chris noel #todd anderson #richard cameron #ginny danburry #charlie dalton #neil perry #steven meeks #knox overstreet #john keating

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rangerdew · 1 year

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“i LOOOOVE when theres dead wifes” - neil aliaoftheknives

#cancelled.#btw in case anyone was curious. this is quite ltierally about hiiro kagamis deceased spouse #neil just said 'is [ex aid paused] so u can post libel and slander by my name.#yeah. it is

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amethystroselily · 11 months

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Almost forgot Neil was a chronic victim blamer😬. pick a new coping mechanism bud

#aftg neil #(except for with Kevin (most of the time) but that’s bc he’s his poor little meow meow or something)#yeah I got to THAT part in the 2nd book #sorry for slandering Andrew’s name I guess

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neilly-cool-wig · 2 years

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Give me a new Lemon Demon album or give me a legal restraining order from Neil himself!

My brothers and sisters in Christ, for many a fortnight since the year of our lord two thousand and sixteen have we waited in vain for a new a compilation of music by our dear Lemon Demon. Have we not proved that we deserve a new album by way of scrolls and scrolls of fan art? Have we not shown our true devotion by discovering his address?

Nay, I say, to the notion that we have not proved that Lemon Demon has our utmost appreciation and love, just as we would love our true Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. And yet, what do we have to show for it? Was our devotion merely worth merely a remix album of songs which we don’t care for? Was it worth simply the odd Instagram post of Neil and his newborn, freshly birthed?

The care we have shown for him has been entirely ignored by our Neil, and we shall stand for it no longer! Ladies and gentlemen, I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me a new Lemon Demon album or give me a legal restraining order from Neil himself!

#neil cicierega #lemon demon #sorry for the mouth moods slander #neil cicierega meme #lemon demon meme #give me liberty or give me death #will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #ghost.txt

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beautifulchaosinourminds · 1 year

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Watching the Sandman.

As a literal Corinthian by origin, I am VASTLY amused by all this. I even learned that there is a "Corinthian mode of behaviour", describing a rake (who would have thought).

#corinthian #the sandman #neil gaiman #i accept all and any corinthian slander #the rumours are true

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muirneach · 1 year

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also my guitar teacher CONTINUES to have such a vendetta against stephen stills i need to know what his beef is with this guy 😭

#hes not even like. uniquely a dick. everyone is csny is a dick but like hes not THAT bad yknow #hes just a lil guy…#im a neil girl first but im a stephen girl second and i dont like this slander #csny #he called everyone in csn crazy but he ‘would go to the bar with neil’ which like fair i guess #he was also a lil mean to nash but less so

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st1tch3rs · 2 years

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white boys after posting the same misogynistic joke as 300 other white boys doesnt get them famous

#lgbtq #trans #stranger things #heartstopper #neil cicierega #pride month #white boy slander #slander

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