#this is not a serious post

[calware]

alpha rose raising baby roxy AU "sweetie if you don't spit that lego out right now mommy's killing herself"

#this is not a serious post

[philsbrownquiff]

We are funnier because we are not afraid. And yet it’s this lack of fear that also makes them shun us. Our jokes are too scandalous for Capital £ester’s overlords and so we yet again sit in the damp basement, toiling away at our jokes until one makes the brave crossing into Twitter, at the threat of getting canceled by their rules…. They do not understand us. We are not like them. And yet to bend to their laws is worse than death itself. We persist.

#lmao #anyway #dan and phil #this is not a serious post

[tvneon]

Sir, I will have you know that Hey Dude was on Nickelodeon 2 years before Salute Your Shorts debuted.

#I will not tolerate Hey Dude slander in this house #this is not a serious post

[hyperions-fate]

Using an airfryer, driving everywhere, and tweeting are the three horsemen of the unsexy lifestyle apocalypse.

#this is not a serious post

[veronicathegoddess]

everyone says go to therapy and it'll get better but idk, i just feel like getting the shit beaten out of me would work way better

#this is not a serious post #therapy works #go to therapy if ya need it kids #me however #i will be doing this #(i am joking) #(im in therapy) #mine #gender neutral

[delicatehusband]

i am typically a multishipping whore but there are some characters that are so incredibly made for each other when i see people ship them with someone else im like. this is adultery. they would never. how can you defy these characters truest and most authentic feelings in such a way

this post is about roy mustang and riza hawkeye

#royai #this is not a serious post #people can do and should do whatever they want

[real-live-human]

these gay fuckin computers are gonna be the end of me

#nonhuman tag #this is not a serious post

[alwayshappyhoursomewhere]

Stéphane Lambiel | FAOI 2023 day 1

#stephane lambiel #faoi 2023 #figure skating #this is not a serious post #this is me screaming about my priest kink #i used to be catholic you can't do this to me stephane #you fucking CANNOT #i am legally obliged to write smut now #fuck my entire life #i'm sorry about the people in the stephane tag reading this #but this probably won't show up in the tag so we're good #*heavy breathing*

[dueling-jesters]

I deeply apologize to anyone perusing the spy vs spy tag here on tumblr to get a sense of what the fanbase is like. I am so sorry for being annoying and cringe about the spies. I'm sorry for constantly drawing these fucked up weird little guys making out with each other more often than the typical scheming and murdering. It will happen again.

#actually idk how people view the fanbase from an outside perspective. i've blocked roughly a third on the fandom (usually nothing personal!) #spy vs spy #this is not a serious post

[bernlcastel]

Its funny seeing how many of my girlfriend kay's mutuals reblog posts that she reblogged from me. Yall would think im humorous if you looked at me you love my humor but alas my girlfriend is the funnygirl communism mutual

#this is not a serious post #bunny talks #gf tag

[amatres]

albrecht should have died ngl, giselle is far more forgiving than me

#ama mumbles #giselle ballet #like hilarion dies but not the dude whose lies caused her to have a breakdown so bad she died?? myrtha drown him!!! #this is not a serious post

[maureen-corpse]

The romance community needs to come to a consensus about how to refer to sex in books without being weird and judgy. Here is my proposal for terms to use:

SOP (sex on page): Sex is depicted on the page

SOP (sex off page): Sex is not depicted on the page but does happen off the page

SOP (sex out of the publication): Sex is not depicted on the page nor does it happen off page

#books #romance novels #this is not a serious post #but i am serious that calling no-sex books ‘clean’ is judgey

[imusthavebecomesomething]

im trying to imagine what the ads for IYS would be like. it has to be a big company, right? progressive has flo, geico has their CGI talking gecko

IYS has sterling and nate ford breaking down your door DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT AFFORDABLE LIFE INSURANCE RATES

#leverage #listen i know it’s stupid but i couldn’t get the image out of my head #text post #nate ford #mine #this is not a serious post #tis a joke #but. oh my god imagine. #james sterling

[thedeviousdevilxx]

lol

#THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS POST #Slash #Duff McKagan

[cadavertrolls]

yall dont have canon-breaking mutants/lowbloods who are also clowns? cringe

#.txt #talking cadaver #this is not a serious post #but the solution here is to just say fuck canon have fun broski #This is a shitpost

[kaninchen-reblogs]

The whole Celsius versus Fahrenheit debate is stupid because Fahrenheit clearly is the winner

We can set our thermostats to 69 and our ovens to 420 on a regular basis but if y’all with Celsius do that you’ll die 😎

#this is not a serious post #I do not intend to actually start a debate #I just wanted to make a joke with the funny numbers #kanny says things