#this is not the first time

[ittetsuspecs]

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#this is not the first time #takeda said shit like this #what would theor married name be? #Takeda Ukai Keishin? #Takeda Ukai Ittetsu? #Takeda Keishin? #hmmmmmmmmmmm #Ukai Ittetsu? #Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #:33333 #ukatake #haikyuu!! #takeda ittetsu #ukai keishin

[phoenixmetaphor]

orion!Tony for @sineala. merr chrismas!

#my fanart #tony stark #star trek fusion #star trek au #orion!tony #this time not too hot for tumblr #unfortunately 😔 #i haven’t drawn him in so long #here tony has broken into steve’s quarters #this is not the first time #steve is having trouble convincing him he’s free #tony is having trouble convincing steve that his consent is real and enthusiastic #they’ll work it out eventually #sineala

[cockysassy]

Hey Gordon. Do you mind if I your brother the Flying Scotsman a kiss on the cheek? -3-

Gordon : "No, not these "admirers" again"

Scott : 🤷‍♂️

#thomas and friends #ttte #thomas the tank engine #fanart #ttte gordon #ttte flying scotsman #asks #This is not the first time #nobody is surprised #Scott is like “I can't help it”

[voltrohgodwhat]

No one:

The Panel of Muses, in the vividly insane nightclub in my brain: Give Keith a crippling phobia of insects, based on severe food insecurity, based on poor foster care and isolation in the desert

Me: What about the plot-

The Muses: haha what the hell is a plot

#this is not the first time #it will not be the last #projection for $500 please alex #vld #voltron #voltron legendary defender #vld keith #keith kogane #writing #“writing” lmao #angst #or something idk #cw bugs #I'm being pursued by old demons please call the demon police #mutterings

[averysmolkirbo]

WELCOME TO THE RABBIT HOLE JOIN THE INSANITY

i was thinking about that meme thats like "me whos been eating the pieces while he's not looking" and then thought about the wrightworth version that someone made and then under THAT post someone said

"edgeworth probably changed out the pieces for ones made of chocolate knowing wright would do something incredibly stupid like this"

and then i had to write THIS conversation (see image)

and then THAT made me think of that vine thats like

"hey you got any shaving cream?"

"No, i dont like the way it tastes"

"You eat shaving cream???"

"Why would i eat it if i dont like the taste??"

And THAT made me think of how much that sounds like them. like exactly them. and how much i love them. i love them ❤️❤️❤️

i havs so much dopmine

#ace attorney #narumitsu #ace attorney textposts #brainrot #unhinged posting #rabbit hole #gettin high af on some gay lawyer dopamine #so silly <3 #he eats small objects #this is not the first time #and by god it wont be the last either >:3

[bonebabbles]

Quiet Rain I love you right now and only right now, please keep yelling at Clear Sky

They had to make Shaded Moss possess her into forgiving her shittiest son. im losing my McFreaking mind. Why does Shaded Moss consistently descend from the heavens to say the dumbest fucking thing possible and pick a random woman to nag

#This is not the first time #Shaded Moss also tut-tutted at Tall Shadow for killing someone during Clear Sky's Murder Party #Unironically god forbid a woman do anything!!!! Like actually!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sexysilverstrider]

"Yeah..." Touko sighed wearily. Despite the indifferent look on her face, one hand still remained on N's butt, slim fingers gently squeezing one squishy cheek while N was wholly distracted by his drive-thru order.

thank you @jejesart for this WONDERFUL commission i am still SCREAMING

#HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHDHWGD #Ferriswheelshipping #Touko #N #Pokemon #lovely gifts #GOD THE WAY TOUKO SQUEEZED NS BUTT #thank u pokespe for Ns ass #the sacrifice was his whole heart for tht shape #touko also looking done fjwjdhshd #this is not the first time

[maudiemoods]

I gotta stop forgetting where I parked man I'm gonna lose it

#this is not the first time #lost my car in Savannah ga and spent two hours walking around looking for it #btw YES i am living in my car now! woo! I'm going to make a post eventually! just haven't had the time #ren won't shut up

[truth-01001001-liar]

…bee-vec

#vivec #vehk #because he’s a bee #get it #this is not the first time #it will not be the last #i am wayyy to easily amused for that #this will be funny to me forever i think probably so #yeah #tes #morrowind #TruthiLiar’s art #beevec

[snakebites-and-ink]

Today my youngest sister straight up said to me, "Murder is, like, half of life!"

and then: "The other half is stalking."

I have a pretty good idea of who in my family is going to join me in the whump community once she gets old enough...

#Also today she improv'd a song about twisting heads off and stuff #I don't remember much of it bc I was too busy driving to absorb it all but she sang some very dark stuff #This is not the first time #She talks about killing at least every week #a little too gleefully. or a lot too gleefully #feral child #She doesn't even have any idea I like whump she JUST SAYS THESE THINGS #whumpblr #funny #whump #whump community #my posts #my non writing posts

[sojourner-between-worlds]

Apparently the solution to our housing problem is for me to never be excited about anything ever 🙃

#went to see 3 houses last week #(was it really only a week ago? feels like an entire Age) #wasnt really thrilled about any of them #husband fell in love with the fixer-upperbof the lot #i was especially not enthused about it be after several days came up with a compromise that suited us both #started thinking about how it be once we got some renovations done and started getting excited about it #so of course now its too late to even make a counter offer #this is not the first time #so the conclusion i have come to is if i am simply never excited then MAYBE we will actually get to put in an offer on something for once #random ramblings #dont mind me #just being grouchy about the current state of the housing market. AGAIN.

[eames-with-a-rose]

She’s about to touch the ceiling

#this is not the first time #some-x-file #my x plants

[spookyspiderboiii]

I had a romantic dream about a guy that sexually harassed me in high school and now I want to fight my brain

#whyyyyy #this is not the first time #spooky speaks

[bluebellhairpin]

"According to my information, YouR peRioD may bE laTe." Yeah I fucking think I know that. You be a unemployed 20-something year old woman riddled with anxiety in this economy and see if your period doesn't come late.

#the STRESS gets to me okay #this is NOT THE FIRST TIME #nemos thoughts #cw periods

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Hey, @staff I just got to enjoy the surprise of a porn bot with a photo of full vaginal penetration. So, maybe let us draw people fucking again, huh?

#pornbot #tumblr grumblr #this is not the first time

[steamysthings]

forgot to post this moment from last week

#ignore my cup its shaped like a cactus #this is not the first time #nor will it be the last #my art