firm believer that under spy's suit its not a mask and gloves- its a despicable me 3 style full body skintight bodysuit
Life could be dream
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Y’all know it’s a game right ? As in it’s fiction… as in you don’t have to try to convince me about anything =w= I’m just gonna keep drawing my gremlin son being a gremlin you can take it or leave it
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Bakugou would be the worst at dunking biscuits in his tea. He’d leave it in too long and would lose half every time.
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Being Isaikaied into Genshin (most likely SAGAU tbh) and being able to speak to animals but the power develops gradually and when you finally hear an animal actually speak to you, you think you're hallucinating.
Reader: Hey Tighnari, could you do a quick check up on me? I think I hit my head
Tighnari: Sure :)
Reader: ...
Tighnari: Everything looks good, you don't appear to have a concussion or any head trauma
Reader: oh, okay then
Reader: then why the FUCK did I just hear that slime just call me a bitch?
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Summoning an army of tigers/foxes/boars and just watching them beat the fuck out of anyone you want.
Reader: I SUMMON MY ARMY OF ANIMALS
Reader: GO MY LITTLE FRIENDS, BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THAT BITCH ASS
Cyno: WHAT. THE FUCK-
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Listening to animals talk shit about your friends but not being able to defend them because if you do, you'll sound crazy.
Tiger: Kaveh is a lil' crybaby bitch
Reader: :O omg girly, you can't say thatt...
Kaveh, peacefully unaware: :D
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Being insulted by animals and being offended and the people around you just; :|
Reader: Take that back RIGHT NOW
Frog: ... bitch
Reader: TAKE THAT BACK-
Witnesses: ... what the fuck...?
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New member of the Squidbeak Splatoon!
[TEXT]
DJ Octavio: Marie, this is Callie. She’s your new cousin and friend. Isn’t it exciting?
Marie: ...
Marie: NO!!! Pwut hew bwack! (Put her back!)
Captain Cuttlefish: Sorry squiddo, we can’t do that.
DJ Octavio: Where did you get this attitude...
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MY GOD, THEY REALLY ARE BROTHER AND SISTER! 🤯
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satousai fic where Satou finds out about Saiki’s powers by accident and after the initial shock and disbelief, wants to befriend him (painfully normal reaction)
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