#this is one of those relics

[l0ganberry]

perfect timing! I'm definitely getting this.

#But I don't know if I should be addressed by my real name or my username #I'm already fine with being called Loganberry or Logan #but that's my internet nickname #but maybe I should also do my real nickname. #who knows but I do hope he does one of those livestreams where he signs the prints and interacts with the fans #just like how Micheal Kovach did a few months back #but other than that #I will so do this!! #i do have my birthday money so yes please! #I want it framed perfectly on my wall. #signature and message especially #it shall be one of my great relics that I would love to confuse my children or grandchildren with #I'll be the old lady that brings up youtube to their grandchildren to show them classical indie animations #“You don't know who Bob Velseb is? *exhausted sigh* Honey would you be a dear and give me my laptop?" #anyways #rambles #random #bob velseb #spooky month

[book-casee]

I see a lot of Narinder artwork where they put him in modern clothes and it’s always something really cool like leather jackets with spikes or something, but I propose that we start giving him outfits straight outta Y2K scene goth culture because I’m gonna be fr that seems like something he’d wear a bit more than spiky biker jackets.

Side Note: Can we also start putting Leshy in spiky biker jackets I think he’d like those

#cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #cotl lamb #the one who waits #cotl #cotl bishops #cotl leshy #cotl relics of the old faith #cotl the one who waits #i think narinder has at least 5 mcr shirts #and has a lot of colorful jackets #DEFINITELY HAS ONE OF THOSE SKELETON PRINT ONES #Leshy would absolutely love thise biker jacket #they give him gender euphoria #he goes around jojo posing in them

[skitskatdacat63]

Orb...

+ process kinda

#istg lineart is just a horrible terrible thing LOL #i sketch and it goes very well and i am very happy and i feel very creative!!! #i have to do lineart and it makes me want to give up the piece ..... #i get to paint and im like omg i could do this for hours !!! this is so fun !!!!!! #thus: orb #im very happy w it so thats why im posting #idk how long the actual piece is gonna take so might as well post a little sneak peak ig #lmfao i gave up on the crown bcs it was too complicated and then drew this. maybe the crown will come back. prob not #im surprised w the process of this. i usually struggle a lot w accurately referencing real life things #and i usually end up tracing them just to understand how the form works #and god ive drawn so many complicated things for this piece and havent had to trace at all???? okay????? #i mean ofc its not entirely accurate bcs the craftsmanship on the original orb is actually insane #but i think ive got it down p well :) #ill have to try to make the gold look a bit better at some point later on but for now its !!! #i like how half my art i post here is either chibis #or just the most brainrot intense historically detailed shit ever #yes no one i talk to probably knows what a globus cruciger is but GOD DAMN IT IM GONNA DRAW IT ACCURATELY #had this thought ^ when i looked at my top posts and my last post was those nando chibis #and then after a week of not drawing after that im like yeah let me draw several imperial relics #catie.art.

[sarcastic-clapping]

is it just me or did everyone who went to high school/college between the late 00s and early 2010s drive or have at least one friend who drove a used car with a tape deck and no way to plug in an iphone/mp3 except one of those tape to headphone jack converters. like the fake tapes that you’d plug into your headphone jack.

#or those bluetooth fm transmitters that were shit where the audio would cut out or other random audio would cut in like every 2-3 minutes #the ones that plugged into the cigarette lighter #my first car was a 2002 sebring convertible. it was a nightmare death trap with 273827382 problems which were a constant source of stress. #but sometimes i miss her and her bad but nostalgic tape quality stereo #and her loud ass heavy bass vroom vroom engine. but most of all her uncanny ability to take stupidly fast and sharp turns for some reason. #my 2014 altima couldn��t even IMAGINE #anyway it turns out combining covid brain with edibles and antidepressants does something to a person. why am i even thinking about this. #there is something bizarre and nostalgic about defunct technological relics from your lifetime #that are reflective of very specific points in time. idk.

[skullzy20]

Sometimes Warframe hates me and my luck is absolutely horrible

#i have FIVE curses of knowledge and THREE curses of hearing #and only one curse of seeing #the missions only take me like 13 minutes max but still... its draining sometimes #warframe posting #i dont think? this needs a spoiler tag? #also either way I will need to play the mission more anyways for those grotesque splinters for all those goodies #sorry non warframe followers/mutuals this looks like be speaking absolute nonsense #also this happened last night but its still frustrating even now JSHFHSHF #*me. rahh #at least it's better than farming for valkyr prime relics from the veil proxima

[real-dead-girls]

I GOT MY FIRST DIAMOND FIGHTER

#bleh! #IM SO EXCITED IM GOING TO THROW UP #skullgirls #skullgirls mobile #I need to play mobile more now #I pulled her from a Standard Premiere Relic #those fucking odds man. that's less than one percent chance.

[hawnks]

me: wow I’m being so productive today I’ve gotten so much done I wish everyday was like this I wonder what happened to me it must be an exuberant fluke

(👆 took the correct dosage of her meds today)

#tw drugs #I got my outline finished for the story about the neopets forum #it was so exciting to write! #and something I feel like I needed to get out lol #it’s about going off the rails and trying to convince people to care about a dying relic of the internet #but really it’s about those friends we made in the early aughts of dial up and The Computer Room #those people you got to know over a period of like ten years on some weird ass niche website #your live journal neocities comment of some bizarre forum firends #and what happens if they just disapear one day becuase you never got their real name so you have no way of knowing #or the thousands of hours of dedication and love that has been wiped clean with the death of flash player #the internet is haunted with the things the people the versions of ourselves we loved #also I hung up my curtains and finished unpacking the kitchen #YAY 🥳 #squawk tag

[isekyaaa]

HSR events are legitimately so time consuming and task oriented they just make me want to quit the game.

#rambles #unlike genshin where i can just sit there and let the dialogue just run on its own #hsr is task oriented and takes like complex thought #they really want to maximize your time playing this game #like the simulated universe takes SO LONG #and you have to do it in one go #i know i need stuff from the simulated universe store and those relics but i just Do Not want to do it #lowkey want to sell my account so i can just be rid of it #idk how much itll sell for tho bc the only limited 5-star i have is jing yuan #and then standard is himeko and bronya #oh wait i have danheng il too #ugh #it doesnt help that like.... idk the right term #you get 240 resin #daily #thats so time consuming orz

[rimouskis]

I would give anything to have my crappy busted iPod Touch from high school back. like man I want to DIG IN to the music I had on there

#or my NANO!!! can you IMAGINE the relics on that thing. #also I can't believe that I carried around an ipod touch and a cell phone in my pocket #I was not one of those kids that got an iphone young #I had a clunky phone that was one of those slider phones and all I did on it really was text my friends #and I used my ipod touch for apps / games / music etc #and I just think back to like: wow I really jammed both those devices in my hoodie every day pfffffft it was a different era

[arolesbianism]

I've been playing the new cotl update and I generally like it but god do I fucking hate like all of the balance changes just let things be strong man

#rat rambles #like Im ok with the dice relics getting nerfed because they were pretty rediculous before #but making them fragile relics is absolutely terrible and unacceptable #I dont wanna be mean abt it but like time and time again theyve nerfed things way too fucking hard and only some of them get unfucked #like I am not even slightly exaggerating when I say this one change has made all of the dice the worst relics in the game #making them a one time use just completely fucked up the balance of them especially when theres other relics that are also deeply powerful #for getting health And are good damage dealers #it also showcases that they do not understand just how bad most of the fragile relics already are #like genuinely I am baffled by this decision its been making this update so much harder to enjoy #also apparently they massively lowered the level cap which? sucks so fucking bad? #like there's ways to let things be strong without being overpowered #like literally just make it harder to level up followers as they get to the stupid high levels thatd be a much better way to go about it #because lemme tell you its obnoxious to go out of your way to pour that much attention into a follower but rewarding #and for the dice and similarly broken relics just add an extra slow charge speed #you can throw kalamars ear into that pile too along with the bomb one since it's never worth picking up as a fragile relic #like I do genuinely like this new update and what it adds so far its just that the actual yknow gameplay got a smidge bit worse #and since I like the combat in this game any negative changes on it hit much harder than most quality of life stuff #also for the actual new content I do like it but I do hope this is the last big content update at least for a while #I worry abt the game becoming too crowded with mechanics to the point it stops feeling like a coherent game #and to be clear in my personal opinion this update is already bluring the lines of those fronts #again I do genuinely rly like this update it just makes me worry abt the future of this game #I hope if they do make another larger update they focus more on expanding upon already existing mechanics instead of making new ones #like I think sin could rly use more things to do with it #like with how many ways there are to generate it its strange that almost all of the things you do with it are cosmetic #although tbf I havent been dungeoning much today so maybe theres some hidden stuff to use sin for there lol #also one huge thing that Im confused by is the choice to put the sewing building on the first tier of the inspiration tree #cause it uses silk. aka the stuff from the last dungeon most players unlock #I feel like itd be more appropriate to put it as an ofbranch of the housing tree #so basically my review of this update is that its fun and I like the new mechanics but they do feel a bit half baked #and Im not a fan of the balance changes and Im also not a fan of the gun but thats more of a me problem

[dravidious]

You're more amazing than annoy squidward day

Mutate and backup are awesome mechanics because adding abilities to things is super cool so I made another mechanic to do that

#asks #custom cards #i like this better than mutate because you don't lose card advantage #not totally sure on the balancing of these cards #not even the possession part lol just the regular cards #Infesting Parasite is really good sacrifice fodder #Curse of Rebirth might be too strong at 3 mana #and Relic of Influence getting to scry 1 for free every turn might be a bit too strong #but those just need some tweaking. i think the core mechanic is really solid #made a nice cycle of 5 simple cards #then made a few noncreatures for funsies #and then 3 more ideas for the mechanic #actually Screaming Souls is probably too strong too #and Vessel of the Wilds giving you card advantage and +1/+1 counters #like damn why did i make these so strong lol #my excuse is that it was early in the morning and i wasn't thinking clearly yet #that's also my excuse for why one of the cards is named “Ghost of Christmas Future” #anyway currently writing a new story in which one of breeze's parents tries the bold new strategy of Not Being A Dick To Your Kid #also tell me if the mechanic is confusing because it is kinda weird #also also i used the mutate card frame because it works perfectly for this

[cynical-cemeteries]

going on twt to try to get summaries of what happened during the livestream since i missed the first half:

new OST called "Remember the Days" by HARAM from Billlie will be uploaded today

story reinforcement seems to be a priority

upcoming sub / side story??

obelisk 50th floor boss story

extremely difficult labyrinth with allies (maybe alliance??)

artifact or relic encyclopedia

"collaboration with famous IP" in Q3 this year

"chief of NPCS" with the first being mu

information is supposedly coming in april; implications of a new contract system with this??

nightmare mode part 2 later this year

ondal's banner is getting a 7 day rerun

avillon's got style winners were announced and 2 costumes will be implemented

#lord of heroes #loh #anniversary stream woohoo!! #we also got a bunch of coupons #but for extra commentary / speculation: #i think they might be focusing on story content the most this year #like both parts of nightmare mode. the side story. the obelisk 50th floor boss story. perhaps the book of truth for WoT too #that's so much story content to expect #the artifact encyclopedia sounds like we could be getting more lore on each artifact and a unique way of having them organized #the picture they showed was a relic though. like the ones you get from summons. so i think they mean that #the collaboration is what i'm the most interested in!!! the tweet i linked said it's with a Famous IP in Q3 #so it could be someone or something pretty popular in quarter 3?? like a later time in the year?? idk what that Q3 means #i assumed it was another game but i'm not sure #OH AND ALSO. chief of NPCs??? like a new group of heroes?? #i think that's like. aries mu rouin aurea kartis & cesaire???? #those are the only distinct NPCs i can think of #I WANT THEM ALL....

[love-fireflysong]

Well this is super upsetting. Just last night my ps4 decided to black screen of death me and it turns out that the issue is a hard drive problem and that needs to be replaced. Which isn't the issue, cause due to the fact that I had replaced my laptops hard drive last summer I hilariously enough have a spare 1tb hard drive laying around! And that's something super easy to fix.

No, my problem is that replacing my hard drive means that all my saved game data has just gone *poof*. And while checking my saved data on my roomies ps4 pretty much nothing was saved to the cloud so I can't even recover it... And because I'm having a bsod issue I can't even back up all that save data either 😭

#Im gonna lose so much shit again 😭 #This is like my ps3 debacle from like ten years ago but worse #Cause that one was replacing the entire motherboard cause my hdmi and bluetooth werent working anymore #So i was at least able to finish any games i was playing at the time before sending it in #I just lost some trophy data cause due to bluetooth issues i couldnt connect to wifi so my psn account wasnt logged in #And with this one im keeping my trophy data but losing all my saved game shit #Which i would regretfully accept if it wasny for the fact that im losing all mu crash 4 progress now #Like i spent *months* getting those n.sanity relics #Hell it took me the last 3 months alone to finally beat crash landed cause i kept psyching myself out and making stupid mistakes! #I had 31/38 n.sanity relics and that alone makes me wanna cry 😭 #I dont wanna replay the entire game when i was so close to the end and that sweet sweet platinum trophy 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[randomnameless]

Bcs Nopes retconned one of the things I really liked about FEH’s Fodlan content namely Moon Gradivus (B!Dimitri calls it his father’s lance!) -

What if Macuil yeeting Lambert from his lawn had more consequences than just a footnote?

Like, imagine Macuil sleeping/napping/counting clouds peacefully in Sreng, then a bunch of armored humans are approaching, but instead of targetting him to steal treasure, they just start to fight and all next to his resting place -

He tells them to fuck off far from here, but Lambert doesn’t really understand what is happening, there’s a giant beast calling him a thief.

Before being yeeted away, he merely told the giant beast he was no thief, but the magic beast seemed super pissed and angry, and told him he stole what he is using as a weapon.

Returning to Faerghus after talking a bit to Rodrigue and Matthias about the aborted Sreng campaign - and the giant beast he met - Lambert has doubts, and rides alone, with Aredbhar, to the temple where he met the giant beast.

Greeted by some “do you really wish to die stupid human”, King Lambert explains how this is a Relic and the Church of Seiros said Relics were “gifted” by the Goddess, so he didn’t steal it. But the Goddess also sent the Immaculate One, her messenger, to help humans, so is he one of the Sacred Beasts, like the Immaculate One?

Macuil wants to erase him on spot for 1/distrubing his nap 2/being the descendant of an elite 3/daring to compare him to his fool of a sister but then Lambert saves his hide by making a proposal : right now he needs the power of the Relics to protect his country from invasions and war by other states, but when he’ll have achieved peace and Faerghus will be safe and secure, he promises it, he will return the Relic to him.

Birdie doesn’t believe him - humans are worthless after all - but is amused, so he’ll take the bait. He’ll pretend to wait here until that human returns the relic, but when he obviously won’t and his fool of a sister will come for her thousand year visit, he’ll rub it in her face that humans are worthless because look this one promised something and never upheld his part of the bargain.

Of course, Lambert loses his head and never returns.

AG verse : Dimitri hears something about a giant white beast who helped the Church escape Garreg Mach ? Rodrigue wonders if it was the Immaculate One, Lambert also mentionned seeing it once in a desert, and he talked about an oath made to one of the Goddess’s envoy but he never explained more.

Wanting to fulfill his Father’s oath, Dimitri wants to go on expedition in the desert to meet that beast, under Sylvain and Matthias’ combined “plz no the desert is in Sreng why the fuck do you want to go there we already have a war at our door”.

While Seteth and Rhea are apparently arguing about something (“what have I told you again about transforming??? Now people saw you!” “It wasn’t me! I hate deserts!”) Flayn pops up and joins Dimitri’s party, saying that if a sacred beast is there then she wants to met them.

(Ashe thought they were going to meet the Immaculate One, but Flayn spoke a bit too fast and said Lady Rhea is in the Cathedral if he wants to see her, which puzzled Ashe, why is Flayn talking about Lady Rhea?)

Happens what happens, Birdie wants to slaughter new “thieves” disturbing his nap (”stupid humans I can’t even sleep 20 years without them bothering me??”) but then he sees his beloved niece, who introduces him to her new “companions” as the “Source of magic” so he is suddenly in a good mood and doesn’t want to kill them all.

Even a majority of them are thieves.

Dimitri ultimately makes the greatest mistake ever, calling Macuil the “Immaculate One” - but he isn’t yeeted away, Birdie merely notes that this stupid Blaiddyd human never learns, he told him last time he was not his “fool of a sister”.

Felix calls him out, it’s the first Dimitri met him, right?

Apparently, this Sacred Beast (the Wind Caller Annette heard!) met a human with “yellow hair” and the “stench” of Blaiddyd not so long ago, but it’s not like he bothers remembering every human he met - Dimitri introduces himself as that man’s son, King Dimitri, son of King Lambert. And per his oath, he is here to, uh, do what his Father couldn’t?

“Return what you call a Relic”

Flayn guesses where this is going, and asks her Uncle (Dedue raised a brow, her Uncle?) to please let it go, those people aren’t the people they used to know, and right now they need power to protect themselves from the Empire

“The what?”

For the first time in 1100 years, Macuil laughs when he hears Adrestia declared war on the Church of Seiros and the rest of Fodlan “tell me Rhea isn’t dead yet, I need to laugh at her!” and is so happy at those humans who made his day (or decade) that he tells the blonde human with a stupid shiny armor - the Blaiddyd - he can find a new lance in the ruins, he finished it “just in case you humans respected your promise, I made it for the other human but you should be able to use it, to protect your people or country or whatever instead of using the relic”.

Then he flies away - after correcting Felix that no, it was not Saint Indech who made the Holy Weapons the Saints used during the war, “Dechi” only made stupid lumps of metal, what made them “strong weapons” were his spells.

Dimitri is puzzled, should he really use this lance? Will the Church of Seiros accept it? Flayn tells him not to worry, besides, this lance is like the proof King Lambert managed to make a first step towards reconciliation between two parties, if he managed to make the Wind Caller trust him, then everything is possible.

Vowing to walk in his Father’s steps, Dimitri names his new weapon “Moon Gradivus” for some reason, and calls it “his father’s lance”.

Downsides - Seteth is unable to join the war effort for the next two weeks, because he has to prevent his siblings from fighting - more precisely Rhea from punching Macuil because he gets on her nerves and keeps on making fun of her decision, back then, to trust humans, doubly so because the current war is led by an Hresvelg.

of course, he won’t be playable.

#fodlan AU #lizard family time? #Birdie stuff #i kept on thinking about it #in FEH B!Dimitri calls his weapon his father's lance #but in Nopes Aredbhar is apparently what he has left from his father? #and so I wonder #if we had one person who knew in the modern times or would have reacted this way upon kind of learning things about relics #it'd be Lambert - who met Birdie #and maybe Birdie would have made a new weapon for him #'this way' being returning the relic to one of the Sacred Beasts #the IO is known all around Fodlan #maybe the Wind Called is known too? #I mean the background is kind of contradictory on those accounts #everyone is stupid for Macuil #humans and family included save for Cethleann #FE16 #3 Nopes #sort of #I still find it sad that we didn't saw Indech'n'Macuil in Nopes #I mean in AG #the rest of Nopes doesn't exist lol #at least I wish it didn't #nopes nonsense

[kristiliqua]

pov i get a fic idea for my taz au and it causes me to Literally (and im so serious so genuine rn) tear up and choke like i have been punched in the gut (which did happen , emotionally) like oh jesus christ oh God

but yeah no its nothing to worry about :D haha yep dont even sweat it , smile

#anyway . ummm the idea was one of those 5 + 1 fic things #but make it abt taz!wilbur #and his friends and pals and family and also his isolation in the silly magical umbrella hahaaaaaa #yeah yep im normal #i say as i literally went into immediate ‘AAAAA’ mode when i saw a tma sbi au fic #bc it reminded me of the taz au and for some reason i lost my fucking marbles #i had to say ‘im so normal’ over and over again so i wouldnt fucking Explode #but yeah no im completely normal and okay #this au will be the death of me istg i love taz so much #mcyt taz au #taz wilbur talvo #sigh . big sigh . and btw taz!tallulah also exists now and i plan on making a little side story one shot of her and wil’s backstory #just a little tidbit . a little piece of totally unimportant information . mhm yep haha #and also i made puffy be like sloan in pttm bc niki falling under the gaia sash’s control doesnt make any fuckin sense #like she was literally one of the creators of the grand relics . she fucking Made the gaia sash specifically too SO LIKE #yeah i changed it #jsyk . one will only know if they read all of these tags #so congratulations or whatever 🎉

[itsnotmydreamdaditsyours]

do they make kids sit through internet safety assemblies anymore. do they have 'computer class'. the internet was just becoming popular & accessible when i was a kid so im just generally curious

#personal #internet explorer was popular & everything was high rendered gradients </3 #do kids play poptropica and girlsgogames anymore 😭😭 oregon trail?? kids pix?? do they scribble in ms paint ??? coolmathgames ? #we had like 5 internet safety assemblies in middle school being like 'YOU WILL DIE IF YOU GIVE OUT YOUR REAL NAME. DONT USE YOUR REAL #BIRTHDAY THEY WILL DISCOVER YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER. DONT MEET A N Y O N E YOULL BE TRAFFICKED !!!!!' put the fear of god in me fr #until i was like 17 and was like god. come kill me ill drop my address rn LOL #i had typing classes and also classes that just showed you how to use basic programs like excel and shit. one year we madd fake pizza #businesses and had to do the math to run them. learned lots of random programs that i just gen dont remember LOL #rip girlsgogames i guess tho i think a lot of those were flash but i fucking loved dress up games so good #but fr i had dial up as a child. i remember getting wifi cuz we had this giant ass ethernet cord for the computer tower. my sister had a #thinkpad for college #god. the ancient relics. my nephews have like. vr goggles and shit. insane