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verycorrectlegomovie · 1 year

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Emmet: There once was a time when Benny put a bunch of rocks in my bag as a prank and I didn't even notice.

Emmet: I only found that out because he opened my bag when I gave him permission to borrow a pen and he saw the rocks and went like:

Benny: Emmet... I put these here a few weeks ago...?

Emmet: And that is why I am the worst person to prank.

Emmet: I will not recognize it as a prank.

#this is original #cuz im the one who had rocks put into their bag as a prank #slay #emmet brickowski #tlm emmet #benny blue chu #tlm benny #the lego movie #the lego movie 2

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wigglysniffer · 7 months

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To the new blank accounts following me:

As soon as you can, reblog or post something that says you're not a bot. Change your icon and your little blog tagline.

Tumblr's porn bots have been an ongoing problem and anything that looks remotely like those types of blogs (i.e. weird taglines, blatant misspellings or grammar problems that are clearly not human, weird girl profile pics or none at all) and the userbase has responded by blocking and reporting anything that remotely looks like a bot. Aside from, like, haikubot.

We didn't know that they had changed the blog creation process and forced you to follow three blogs before you could change things on your blog. Change them ASAP.

#psa #new followers #hold up guys #this is original #okay to reblog

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blueboxbeagle · 22 days

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By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

#Tutorials & References #Gemstones #Jewels #Art Reference #Writing Reference #Gemstones Reference #If the original marker wants me to take this down I will

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wizardpotions · 4 months

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Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

#for reference i live in scotland so it is weird that there is no ice or snow in december anymore #shitpost #not really but its just how i find my original content #christmas #climate change

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ra3kiv · 2 months

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sea, swallow me

#my art #art #digital art #original character #digital drawing #oc #original character art #ocean #sea #artwork #artists on tumblr #art tag #illustration

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newtid · 2 months

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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

#could've said dick joke but penis joke sounds funnier #shitpost #digital art #art #oc #doodle #oc art #cat #anthro #cat oc #feline #original character

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butchfalin · 5 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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beardedmrbean · 2 months

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Original blog post

Le important day in meme history has arrived

#doge #origins #birth of a meme #kabosu #5k #10k #15k #25k #50k #75k

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vhstapeworm · 6 months

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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

#noc original thoughts

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yeehawpim · 6 months

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Edit: school pt 2

#original comic #we go together #artists on tumblr #webcomic #comic #my comic #my art

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vvolken · 2 months

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please stop following me because of this post. i am not a funny relatable meme blog.

also this post was about me forgetting significant life events due to CPTSD, but it is meant to be inclusive of anyone with a disorder or disability that causes them to forget things regardless of what they do to try to remember.

i know sometimes you can use lists or whatever to help yourself remember, but this does not work for all people in all situations. my original tags and the post itself imply this.

i do not check every note because i turn off notifications after 40 or 50 notes. i do not have the energy or desire to argue with all the people that bring up counter-topics. it's not my job to correct your poor reading comprehension.

i will turn off reblogs if people continue to follow me or make stupid arguments in the reblogs or comments. i don't like turning off reblogs because it's disappointing to see a post you like and not be able to reblog it, but i will if things continue the way they are.

original post:

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

#go away #original tags ->#“if it was important you would have remembered it” NO!!!!!!!! not how it works #this is about neurological and dissociative disorders ruining both short and long term memory #not lack of caring to remember!!#og #autism #autistic #actually autistic #osdd #osdd 1a #adhd #audhd

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wigglysniffer · 1 year

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For all my vtubing and streaming friends that followed me

This IS my personal blog and has been since I started using tumblr. I reblog a clusterfuck of anything that pleases me or I feel is important to share. If this clutters your dashboard or isn't something you enjoy seeing on your dashboards do NOT hesitate to unfollow me.

I am still your friend, and I will not be upset

#hold up guys #this is original #psa for my vtuber friends

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fluffffpillow · 5 months

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