#this is partially a joke
Listen, listen, you can argue all you want about why Stardew Valley isn’t the Game of the Decade, but I ask, what other game has managed to consistently pull any and all interest away from the shiniest, newest AAA titles and entice people to go back and plant some parsnips and crack some geodes and start an entire new game just because you’re now able to sit in a chair and your ducks can swim around a pond? Hmmmmmm????? I rest my case.
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i don’t trust people who don’t like guy and lee. like, i get the entire rest of the cast; i can think of justifications for those. but lee and guy are off limits. they cannot and should not be hated for any reason
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(Hey I Made a PowerPoint abt my long running theory about Who X Is and y’all should totally check it out bc I spent WAY too much time on it, ty)
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ok so, explanation as to why we heard one gunshot and not three when elias killed gertrude: the killing shot was only one bullet, but after she died and the tape ended, elias shot her twice more like the overdramatic guy he is to make absolute sure she was dead
my proof? leitner was almost definitely dead about halfway through elias’ pipe-beating, yet he continued for like, several more seconds necessary. he’d totally shoot gertrude’s body two more times if he felt like it.
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I’ve never been a believer, not gonna lie.
deep down i’ve always felt like buddie never stood a chance and i’ve been setting myself up for disappointment, i’ve been skeptical on our greatest days.
not anymore, guys.
BUDDIE CANON IS COMING!!!
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Win a free invite to the UTIL server by guessing what this channel is used for on the server
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After thinking long and hard about it, I think Naoya getting the cover is revenge for Gojo winning the popularity poll again.
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The happiest Wraith we've ever seen so far was when she was looking at Bangalore
You heard it here first
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I bet Hua Binan and Shi Mei are just like that because they aren’t allowed to healthily express emotions. Like, forcing yourself not to cry for years can genuinely fuck you up a little. Then add on the constant forced mildness and no close relationships, with that trauma, and you’ve got someone who was bound to snap.
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yall ever been so deep in love that your entire world becomes brighter? i highly reccomend
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in soc3 I need the crows to go to keramzin for something and while inej chats it up with alina, kaz steals the lanstov emerald and proposes to inej with it later on
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Now with RacoonInnit being a thing it is absolutely somebody’s legal right to do an ‘Eighth Wonder”- Lemon demon animatic, I mean especially with the lines, ‘I’ll never die,’ and ‘I’m here, i’m living in the wall,” It’s right there people!
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Actually the idea that men are better drivers than women and better in general is objectively speaking pretty funny
First of all unless you are using your dick to help with driving (in which case I am wrong and please carry on) men have the same two hands and two feet to drive as women so what makes them inherently better?
Second of all cis men have a Y chromosome which if we look at it from a geometric point of view is less genome information being inherited to be realized than an X chromosome so wouldn’t cis women be better just because they literally carry more genetic information?
Idk idk just a thought I find funny
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Evil!Arcade au where instead of being an enclave soldier or whatever he just sits around in an abandoned building in freeside and does doctor doofenshmirtz things
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Power move: CW shirtless guys for “titties” as well. They can’t get away with showing their nipples either.
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ok but sorry it’s a blessing I hate king princesss she’s cringe as fuck and weird and seriously should not be near the public domain so a shawn concert is perfect for her
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my headcanon voice for berdly is mud.consumer on tiktok
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to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the depth of randy marsh
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me as i focus in the difference between kariya's indirect help in the first game when given no other choice compared to in neo when he's indirectly helping from the get - go and directly helps when barely pushed, and think about hanekoma's the shibuya reapers will need to grow and adapt if they are to overcome this, and talk about his continuously growing disillusionment with the hierarchy in place: gee i hope the death flags i'm waving are obvious
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After a certain point in BSG the writers asked themselves "Plot? We do not know her. From here on out we will only have vibes gifted to the characters from the one true God, who uses he/him pronouns. Any remaining plot left over from the first two seasons will be whisked away on the tides of confused divinity. We do not need to explain things. The things that happen do not need to make sense. In fact, the less things make sense the better. The more we directly contradict previous major plot points the better. The plot should not only twist, but be constantly revolving."
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