#this is really just a huge dump of random headcanons

[funfettifrills]

♣️; caregiver! husk x kid/agere! reader [headcanons]

[all platonic] + my inbox is open for reqs!

♡ʚ⁺˖↪husk is canonically good with kids!! He would be great at taking care of you !!

♡ʚ⁺˖↪ initially, husk keeps up his grumpy self around you

♡ʚ⁺˖↪but you find yourself enjoying being around him, to you he's a silly little kitty !!

♡ʚ⁺˖↪ he notices you will sit by him or stay in the same room as him, and he doesn't mind at all

♡ʚ⁺˖↪ at first you're a bit shy, but he tries initiating conversations with you and you happily speak to him a bunch!!

♡ʚ⁺˖↪ Once your wall of shyness is broken down, you'll find yourself sitting at the bar and info dumping to him about things you like or just your day in general

♡ʚ⁺˖↪He doesn't say much, but he always listens with a small smile on his face while he tends to his bartending tasks

♡ʚ⁺˖↪he has a huge soft spot for you, that he'd deny at first but everyone else at the hotel would clearly notice it

♡ʚ⁺˖↪whenever you go out, he starts going with you. He really wants you to be safe, even if you're in hell

♡ʚ⁺˖↪since you obviously wouldn't be drinking any alcohol, husk starts keeping things like juice at the bar just for you!! He even gets sippy cups !!

♡ʚ⁺˖↪even though he doesn't enjoy being a cat, you can't help but call him "kitty."

♡ʚ⁺˖↪ Sometimes, when you want his attention, you'll babble a bit and call out "kitty!"

♡ʚ⁺˖↪if anyone else would call him kitty, he would be sooo livid

♡ʚ⁺˖↪but he loves you and knows you mean no harm, he finds it endearing!!

♡ʚ⁺˖↪his default nicknames for you are just 'kid' or 'kiddo'

♡ʚ⁺˖↪he lets you play with his tail !! He just sits nonchalantly as you do it, and the others in the hotel watch in awe over how comfortable Husk is with you

♡ʚ⁺˖↪even if he has a soft spot for you, he's still husk so he's a very patient caregiver but also very stern when he needs to be

♡ʚ⁺˖↪if you get bratty or fussy, he won't hesitate to get you to behave, and he's very effective at it while not being tooooo harsh

♡ʚ⁺˖↪since he loves sleeping, when it's nap time he'll join you sometimes!!

♡ʚ⁺˖↪he's very comfy to snuggle with cause his fur is surprisingly soft

♡ʚ⁺˖↪as you two sleep, he holds you so gently

♡ʚ⁺˖↪He purrs during these naps too and its silly to feel the vibrations

♡ʚ⁺˖↪whenever you'd be overwhelmed and in tears, he had struggled to deal with it at first because he was intimidated

♡ʚ⁺˖↪Over time, he had learned how to handle those moments with ease and will hold you in his lap as you regulate yourself

♡ʚ⁺˖↪Depending on the severity of your emotions, he'll start doing magic tricks to distract you, and it's effective for calming you down

♡ʚ⁺˖↪he struggles with low self-esteem, so he questions whether he's good enough to be taking care of you (he is much more than good enough!!)

♡ʚ⁺˖↪you're happiest and comfiest with him, sometimes you cling onto his legs as he does random tasks and he just goes on as normal

♡ʚ⁺˖↪before he had gotten onto better terms with Angel, he'd tried to keep you away from him

♡ʚ⁺˖↪But afterward, you become close with Angel as well, and he thinks you're the cutest ever !!!

♡ʚ⁺˖↪you and Angel sit at the bar, with you in his lap, and have silly conversations with Husk

♡ʚ⁺˖↪Angel goes insane hearing you get to freely call Husk "kitty"

♡ʚ⁺˖↪ And Angel teases Husk over how soft he's gotten for you, Husk gets embarrassed in response

"Ya' let the kid call you 'kitty?' Why can't I do that too?"

"You are a GROWN man. There's no reason for you to call me that."

"You're just turning into a big softie, ya know?"

"..."

♡ʚ⁺˖↪don't even get me started on how adamant Husk would be to keep you away from Alastor

♡ʚ⁺˖↪but Alastor does find a way to get your attention, much to Husk's dismay...

♡ʚ⁺˖↪he'll find Alastor playing you, and you giggling along, which leaves Husk horrified

♡ʚ⁺˖↪he is really dedicated to keeping you safe from anything that'd cause you harm!!

♡ʚ⁺˖↪and he truly wants you to be redeemed, he knows you don't deserve to be in Hell

♡ʚ⁺˖↪overall, he adores you a bunch and would probably kill for you!!!!!!

#may be a little ooc for the sake of being cute.. #age regression #agere #age regressor #agere caregiver #hazbin hotel #headcanon #headcanons #husk x reader #hazbin hotel x reader #platonic #angel dust #alastor

[littlecrittereli]

Random WK Headcanon dump

Here's a silly list of headcanons I have about team Wild Kratts, in no particular order other than what comes into my head first:

Heights:

Martin and Chris are based off their real heights and I filled everyone else in based off how they look standing next to each other. I exaggerated Aviva and Koki's height a little bit, just for some variety.

Koki is the tallest at 6' (182.9 cm)

Martin is 5'10 (177.8 cm)

Jimmy is 5'9 (175.3 cm)

Chris is 5'8 (172.7 cm)

and Aviva is the shortest at 5'3 (160 cm)

Reference:

Ages:

Martin is definitely the oldest at 25

Aviva is 24

Jimmy and Koki are both 23, Jimmy being a few months older

And Chris is runner up at 21

The reason for the small age gap is because Martin was ultimately the person that put together the Tortuga team when he graduated college, and he picked students that were also close to graduation at the time. Chris would have just been starting college, but would join them upon graduation because of his connection through Martin. Other freshmen at the time would not have qualified for the research grant.

Birthdays!!!

Martin: Dec 23rd (he's a capricorn)

Aviva: Nov 4th (She's a scorpio)

Jimmy: April 20th (He's a taurus)

Koki: August 27th (She's a virgo)

Chris: July 19th (He's a cancer)

Identities:

(Disclaimer this is referring to the fictional Wild Kratts animated characters ONLY. Not the actual people they are based on.)

Martin: he/him, bisexual. But his preference is women.

He's probably had a handful of girlfriends and a couple of boyfriends throughout high school and college, but unfortunately had too big of ambitions to settle down with anyone.

Aviva: she/her, bisexual. She doesn't have a preference.

She has probably been on like... 2 dates max. She has always been much more focused on her education and bettering her inventions than dating. Her only standard for a partnership is someone who can keep up with her intelligence. Or at least someone she can learn from and grow with.

Jimmy: he/him, straight.

He literally does not care, but he would probably kiss a man if the opportunity arose. Had a girlfriend in kindergarten and they spoke twice, but since she moved schools and they never officially broke up, he's still technically off the market.

Koki: she/they lesbian. SHE LIKES WOMEN

tried to date a man. regretted it. Has probably been in a couple semi-serious relationships, but didn't work out for various reasons. She's content to focus on her career for now but someday would love to be a mom.

Chris: he/they aroace

only proclaimed to have a crush on a girl in high school because everyone else was talking about crushes and he didn't want to feel left out. Doesn't really like to be touched in general. Would rather cut off his hand than be forced to hold someone else's in a non platonic way. When someone has a crush on him, he does not know how to respond so he literally just ignores them.

Silly Stuff:

-As a zoologist, Martin knows more about animal behaviors, classification, and identification. Meanwhile, Chris as a biologist knows more about the anatomy and general science of animals. For example, Martin would be able to explain the reasoning behind a firefly's glow while Chris would be able to explain the chemical reaction that makes the glow possible. And they are constantly sharing and learning from each other as well.

-Chris has glasses, he just doesn't really use them very often. They would get in the way of creature adventuring so he only wears them if he's reading or something. They aren't super crucial, it just helps with small words.

-Game nights are VERY serious on the Tortuga. Jimmy is suspiciously good at card/board games. He pretty much always wins. It's to the point where everyone else is on a team against him. Sometimes he lets them win and it has sent the entire team into a fight. Sorry has been banned in the Tortuga because of this.

-Koki's a huge theatre nerd. She participated in plays recreationally throughout high school, and will often hum or sing while she's doing a task.

-Martin plays the guitar and has a mediocre singing voice. It's nothing spectacular but he can carry a tune. Sometimes when the Tortuga is parked somewhere remote for the night, they will make a campfire and sing a few songs.

-Aviva has roller skates built into her shoes (SIDE NOTE: This is something we see very often in season 1 but they seemed to have forgotten about it??? or retconned it??? BUT I HATE IT BECAUSE THEY WERE SO COOL PLEASE BRING BACK THE ROLLER SKATES)

-Martin is a terrible driver. (The oldest sibling curse) He knows he's a terrible driver, but pretends he's not. Chris will usually try to take the driver's seat to prevent Martin from driving, but sometimes Martin beats him there. Will deflect any evidence of him being a bad driver. "That curb shouldn't have been there" Someone please revoke his license, he's a danger to society.

-Jimmy is definitely the best cook out of all of them. He makes food for the team most of the time, unless they are on a longer flight and he has to pilot. Koki and Chris are pretty competent chefs "Just read the recipe it's not that hard". Martin's basically limited to ramen noodles and microwave mac and cheese. Aviva, try as she might, can NOT cook. She will BURN water. (she always overcomplicates the recipes by trying to utilize an invention or something)

-Koki likes to crochet. She likes to keep her hands busy so whenever she's doing a rather boring task, like monitoring for bad weather/villains while the bros are out, she crochets.

-Jimmy gets insane jet lag, and since they are bouncing from different time zones all the time, he can never really catch up. Not to mention he has to stay up for irregular hours to fly the Tortuga. This is why he's always napping, and why the others usually leave him alone to sleep unless it's important.

#wild kratts #chris kratt #martin kratt #aviva corcovado #wild kratts koki #jimmy z #wild kratts headcanon #littlecrittereli #These are so random but they are just thoughts that have been stuck in my head for a while #also its just for fun and how I personally view their dynamic :) #found family Tortuga Team

[moldy-cheese-being]

Scollace (comic specifically) headcanon things bc i can

Oh kinda implied nsft in like onw sentence by the way lol

★ Scott is incredibly clingy. This mans love language is physical touch and it is VERY apparent. He cannot go two seconds without touching Wallace in some little way. Whether it be full on cuddling or just having their shoulders kinda touch, it is absolutely REQUIRED or Scott will literally die (no he won't he's just dramatic.)

★ Wallace is not that clingy. In fact, he doesn't even really like being touched. Of course, he's willing to hold his boyfriend while watching a movie, or sleeping, or whenever scott wants, but he doesn't need it the way scott does.

✦ Wallace is actually a huge fuckin' lier. He absolutely adores scotts clingyness, and will literally initiate the physical affection if scott doesn't. The second Scott gets home, Wallace wraps his arms around his boyfriend's waist, kisses his forehead, and asks how his day was.

★ Wallace likes listening to music or podcasts while he cooks and cleans, and if he's not really in the mood for any of his usuals, he'll just ask Scott a question about some niche Nintendo fact, and scott will instantly start info-dumping. Wallace genuinely doesn't understand how his autistic ass boyfriend manages to always have new facts, but its convenient and adorable so yknow

★ Scott literally BEGGED on his hands and knees (in both connotations...) for Wallace to not tell Stacy until Scott decided to. Of course, Wallace entirely ignored this.

✦ Well at least Wallace claims to have ignored it. Really, he just got a little too gay while talking to Stacy and accidentally let it slip.

★ When they got together, wallace let up on the drinking a lot. Not because Scott said anything, but because he just didn't feel the need to go out drinking anymore. Before they started dating, most of Wallace's free time was spent hanging out with friends, while the other bit was spent with random dudes. Once he stopped being able to have those casual relationships, he just kinda didn't need to go to bars and clubs.

(Yo! So i posted this, like, months ago, but since then ive learned how to use a ✨comma✨ so i slammed those little guys where they needed to be. Hopefully my faggotry is now comprehensible lol)

#scott pilgrim vs the world #spvtw #scott pilgrim #wallace wells #scollace #scott pilgrim x wallace wells #for all of my new scott Pilgrim followers :33 #most of this is probably ooc and doesn't fit the canon of the comics but oh well haha #autistic scott #autistic scott pilgrim

[rachi-roo]

Hii! I saw your requests open and I wanted to ask could you perhaps write some tickle headcanons for Vash from Trigun? Any version is fine, I just need more tickle content of that silly lil guy--

(Love your blog btw! <3)

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Trigun: Vash - Tickle Head Canons!

YES! YES! THANK YOU! I've wanted to write about this goobie woobie for so long! I've actually had some HCs written up for ages but never found silly Trigun fans to share them with! 😭 Bless your little socks anon!! Thank you for the opportunity to go HDBDIAOWKDBAI over my Vashy-Washy! XD Love you dust bunny!!!

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Lee:

Being inhuman has its perks. Not many but a few. Immortality is pretty cool. But in Vashs case, hanging out with the humans has brought upon a strange, problem, when it comes to physical touch.

At first, Vash had never heard of tickling or being ticklish. Why would he when everyone has only ever wanted to kill him? Until he met Meryl and Millie. One drunken party had led to a cuddle pile where the two females decided to attack the defenceless male, leading to the discovery. He is, in fact, very ticklish.

He is ticklish absolutely everywhere. Luckily, his huge coat and armour protect him most of the time. You'll have to catch him out of uniform to make him squeal.

Saying catch isn't really right, though. He loves being tickled and won't try to avoid an attack if he sees it coming. Like an obedient pup, he'll lay there and take it. Despite his wriggling, he does his best not to get away or stop those scribbling fingers.

His laugh is wonderful. Bright, loud, full of life. And he's very chatty whilst being wrecked. Being his usual goofy self, he'll say the most random things between his laughter.

"H-Hehey! Ahaha! Gohod I could reheheally go for a snAHAHACK rigihight now! Aha! Hah... Aww, why you stop?"

Brat. Brat. Bratty brat brat. Big playful goob. If he wants tickles, he'll follow you around all day until he gets them. Even if it means tickling you first to get a response, he'll do it. He'll poke you. Scare you. Steal a snack. Even throw some playful cheesy flirting your way.

His favourite are reward tickles.

"Didn't I do a good job taking care of those bandits? Come oooon, you know what to do~" He'd say, sprawling happily over your lap.

Praise him. Tell him how cute he is. It's the only time you might be able to fluster him instead of the other way round. If you manage to accomplish this, he'll cover his ears, trying to hide how red they go.

Drunk Vash tickles? Yes. His gangly limbs are so uncoordinated that he'll just flop around like a wet noodle. Hiccuping and snorting happily. Wolfwood takes full advantage of this as he's usually on the receiving end of tickles~

His most sensitive areas are his knees, ribs, and underarms. He also loves it when you tickle his palm. Having only one real hand means the one he's got needs extra love. The teddybear song is a personal favourite of his. Since he's a big kid, really.

Basically, he loves being tickled. Any time. Any place. For any reason. Laughter is so important to him. How could he not crave the sensation?

Ler:

Run. Just run. This man is a menace. Ever heard of the tickle monster? This guy gives him nightmares. In the best possible way.

For whatever reason, you look down in the dumps, or maybe you just committed the unspeakable SIN of eating his last doughnut. Vash is gonna getcha~

He'll chase you round all day, laughing with you as he puts on his 'villain' voice, cooing and teasing as he makes grabby hands at you as you try to flee.

"I'm gonna getcha~!"

"Mwahaha! You think you can escape the claws of Vash the humanoid Typhoon!? Nae! You will suffer at my hand, Mortaaaal!"

"Wow, you're quick! What's got you so frantic, I wonder? Haha!"

Once he catches you, it's over. He'll use his mechanic arm to hold your wrists, allowing his free hand to do the work.

He's a skitterer. Spider fingers are his favourites since they make his victims giggle the most. Changing spots every couple of seconds to keep you wriggling.

The sharpshooter had also invented his own adorable little game! He calls it 'Don't shoot'.

The ler surprises the Lee, aiming finger guns at them and calling 'Hands up!' The Lee has to respond quick as they can with 'Don't shoot!' Whilst throwing theirs hands up. If they're quick enough, the ler, Vash, approaches with his finger guns, circling and teasing the victim with anticipation. Faking a prod or two. The victim has to not flinch or giggle or they get 'shot' or rather, bombarded with tickly pokes.

Vash, being Vash, always makes the sound effects as he's poking you. "Pew! Pew! Pew! Should have stayed still, bandit!" He also loves being on the receiving end of this game, always losing, curling up as soon as those fingers get too close.

He's so gentle as a ler. Teasy and bubbly as always. He'll pull you into a hug, wriggling his fingers into your sides, blowing raspberries on your neck. He's a big guy, holding you still isn't difficult.

"Ah, Mon précieux, what a lovely singing voice you posesse~"

"A snort!? For me!? Oh my gosh, do it again!"

"Huh? Don't say tickle? Why shouldn't I say tickle? Is tickle a bad word? Is ticklish a bad word, too? What about tickled? Oh gosh, I'm saying all these awful tickly words! Oh well, I've sinned now, might as well go all out~ Tickle, tickle, tickle!"

Once he's tired you out, he'll hold you close to him, chuckling quietly at how flustered you are as he pets your hair. He'll share a doughnut if he feels he's been particularly mean~ Lucky you!

Vash, Vash, Vash. What a goobie woobie he is. My beloved sunflower 🥹 Making this a world build upon love and peace!!! 🤞 Marry me FUCK SAKE! XD

100% Switch!

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#rachi roo #vash the stampede #Trigun #humanoid typhoon #1998 trigun #2023 trigun #lee!Vash #ler!Vash #Vash hcs #vashwood #trigun vash #tickle hcs #ticklish vash

[pinkandpurple360]

Sorry if It's a random question, but do you have any Stella and Octavia related headcanons? The show barely talks about their mother and daughter relationship (because then it would actually be focused on members of Stolas' family that isn't him), but i'd like to hear about them if you have any

So many! For me, a huge part of my enjoyment of Via is the headcanon that she’s autistic like me. And I sometimes consider the idea of her being lesbian just because there are no lesbian characters and it wouldn’t be an oversexualised representation if it’s Octavia. But alas, she has never interacted with any characters who aren’t adults.

I’ve always had the headcanon that when Via is having a nightmare, or scared of monsters under her bed or the like, when Stolas takes his turn to help her he gently consoles her and assures her that he will keep her safe. And he loves showing her magic because it puts stars in her eyes. She goes to bed relaxed, calm, and smiling.

Stella doesn’t have that same approach. Or abilities.

When Stella takes her turn to comfort Via, she peeks under the bed and yells at the ‘monsters’ that they messed with the wrong princess, and her mom will tear them a new one with her bare hands, how dare they take residence under her bed without paying at least a million souls in rent per month!! This gets Via giggling and laughing at her mom, while also feeling safe. Nobody would mess with her when she has a nice dad like Stolas and a tough mom like Stella. I just like the idea of Stella using her anger to make someone feel safe instead of scared for once. And to have a scene mirroring Stolas’ comforting Via, because these are two flawed people who deserve humanisation. I’d really love just one scene of the three of them getting along and having one or two nice memories, even the most abusive families can have one nice memory—that causes them to cling to a broken situation, and it makes the falling out of their family an actually tragic story.

Of course she’s petty enough that her yelling “accidentally” still wakes up stolas because how dare he not get up first! a lady needs her beauty rest! He’d always get lectures from her about how to be chivalrous to a lady, while she herself is saying all of this with her mouth full of messy bonbons.

I also like the idea that Stella pays enough attention to Via to know what she likes to wear, even though her own hyper feminine glamorous look is so deeply different to Octavias low key skater girl gothic look. She buys her punk goth clothes that are actually ridiculously expensive designer label—to which Via says “mom that goes against the very concept of punk!!” To which the imp staff giggle and say ‘ok rich girl’ making Via blush in embarrassment. Via is the type to act like she’s poor, to fit in, and she relates to the angst of punk music made by the working class—but then she pulls out her top of the range 1,000 dollar mobile phone.

It’s no secret that I headcanon Octavia as autistic, mostly cause I’m autistic and see every young girl character labelled with ‘attitude problems’ as autistic. Stella, surprisingly enough, was the one who helped Via get an official diagnosis and therapy items to help cope with meltdowns, stimming, and prevent overstimulation.

She’s mad at Stolas for always taking her to places that are his special interest, but always end up overstimulating Via—like LooLoo Land and the time she ended up in Los Angeles (which of course, Octavia told her mother all about) Via tells her mom everything. I love Fizz/fizzbot but let’s be honest, he is overstimulation itself. Stolas is probably in denial about her being autistic cause he doesn’t really understand what it means and think they just need to negotiate or talk it out. Sometimes he just doesn’t pay attention. While Stella pays too much attention.

An adorable fan animatic by Cinnamon, basically Octavia info dumping to her parents about cartoons and anvils while they try to keep up with her. I headcanon that she’s been nonverbal for a few days leading up to this so now she physically can’t stop talking. Plus it has the adorable butler in it, and it shows the headcanoned relationship I had of Via being the one person in the palace who is nice to him and actually talks to him.

#helluva boss #helluva boss stolas #helluva boss Octavia #helluva boss Stella #autism headcanon

[spottedloaf]

HEY I MAY OR MAY NOT BE FALLING IN LOVE WITH LOVEHEIST YOU SHOULD LIKE INFO DUMP YOUR HEADCANONS ABOUT THEM THAT WOULD BE SO DOPE

HEHEHE OKAYYY IF YOU INSIST /silly

these got kinda cheesy sorry about that 😿

-headcanon names are Leonard Bradan for FT & Eugene Larcen for TT

-a lot of people call Leonard "Lenny" :3

-Lenny often calls Eugene "Genie". he is the only person who does this.

-they are so gay & so t4t 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

-i think it would be really funny if Lenny had a bunch of incredibly random hobbies & skills. the typa guy who does dj work every other week on tuesdays. the typa guy to make those eye-straining early 2010s youtube animations. the typa guy who plays trumpet REALLY well. the typa guy to randomly know how to tango.

-they've known each other since they were tweens

-Eugene is from somewhere in New York State & his family moved to the town when he was like 11

-THE adhd/autism duo

-Eugene didn't really have a very good childhood & he's got some internalized homophobia & transphobia. get this man some therapy :(

-Lenny is a huge math nerd, & Eugene is a huge literature nerd (but he's embarrassed about it ☹️)

-Eugene is half Mexican, & Lenny is half Irish

-sometimes Eugene will just start randomly speaking to Lenny in Spanish (Lenny does NOT know Spanish.) usually it's just strings of compliments he's too embarrassed to say in English 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

-they can actually get really lovey dovey & sweet when they're alone :3

-Lenny is the stronger & faster of the two so sometimes if they gotta get out of somewhere fast he'll just. snatch Eugene & start running. just straight-up CARRYING him

-Eugene is actually nearsighted but he NEVER wears glasses cause he "doesn't wanna look like a nerd"

-just thought of this one. what if they had a cat :3

-Eugene is a pretty good singer (Lenny LOVES his voice <3)

okay that's all i got for now 👍

#THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS ASK!!!! #spooky month #spooky month thieves #spooky month thin thief #spooky month fat thief #loveheist

[splittersplatter]

Imma send more random numbers for the ask game

8, 9, 10, 15, 29

,,THANKS SOSMAGAINNDUHDUKHF

8. What do they love most about the other?

Army: Probably how Aloha can bring a positive light to almost anything—nice disposition, but also his truly happy side. Like. His genuine, non-public personality?? How he gets vulnerable in a private place?? Where its just the two of them Ouh melts Army into bits

He also secretly enjoys the flirting and flirts back frequently

Aloha: Ok this is heavly headcanon influenced so bear with me

Likely how much domestic energy Army has—always cooking meals for Aloha, casual communication, and how comfortable he gets around Aloha considering his public image—being able to loosen up once relaxed(which is hard enough to get him to do)

Also how diligent his boyfriend is—so Army’s fiery passion about everything, how precise he is. Diligent. Spic and span. This is more of an admiration from Aloha considering hes a bit scatterbrained and can’t organize and arrange for shit

9. What do they dislike the most about the other?

Probably how much their personalities clash and how frequently they have extremely minor arguments—can go for either one. Ofc it’s not a huge problem bc they’re chronically in love

10. Do they share any hobbies or interests? How does that bring them together?

well…t u r f i n g

I think since their thoughts on strategies are different, Army would ask about how Aloha’s works,,and they’d have an open conversation about how each other’s tactics would work in a match together, mapping out stuff. It’d be sweet

Otherwise, with Aloha surfing and Army cooking, I think how those could be brought together is like. In a domestic setting where Aloha comes home from a surfing tournament, Army’s got some fresh curry waiting for him…thatd be cute. Dont mind me

15. What songs remind you of their relationship?

ABAHGSHSBUAHISUHIU OHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHO

DID SOMEONE SAY SONGS

THAT REMIND ME

OF THESE TWO. IM ESTATIC THAT YOU ASKED

Talk Too Much—COIN

I Do Adore—Mindy Gledhill

LIGHT SHOWER—Melanie Martinez

29. Describe their nighttime routine.

ooh this ones interesting, i actually havent thought about this one yet

Probably pretty average. Brushing teeth, showers…yadayada all stuff before they get to bed

when they do, Aloha usually goes to sleep first, as Army likes reading novels before bed. Sometimes Aloha will snuggle up to him and/or rest on Armys shoulder while he reads, ask him what hes reading about so he can let his boyfriend be a geek for a moment. Its sweet

When Army finishes the chapters he was reading(or the entire book, it really depends), he turns off the booklight and they head off to sleep. Aloha initiates cuddling like 98% of the time, and its rare for Army to not be welcome to the gesture because he himself is also a cuddler but he’ll never admit it.

OKAY SORRY FOR THE HEADCANON DUMP BUT THANKS FOR LETTING ME DO SO,,,I LOVE GETTING THESE ASKS SO MUCH DOES A SOMERSAULT OUT THE WINDOW

#Splitter splats #coroika #aloha coroika #army coroika #aloarmy #aloami #Splitter answers(???)

[aarons-corner]

OG Cobras Headcanons!!

- Johnny was the one who dyed Dutch’s hair. Dutch talked about wanting to go blonde for a bit so Johnny helped him.

- Bobby is the oldest, Jimmy is the second oldest, Johnny is the middle, Dutch is the second youngest, and Tommy is the youngest.

- They each have very different personalities.

- Johnny is sweet, sarcastic in a good way, and also a little bit shy in certain situations.

- Bobby is compassionate and literally THE therapist friend.

- Dutch is antisocial and aggressive, but less of that around his friends.

- Tommy is the class clown that’s actually funny and SUPER sarcastic.

- Jimmy is shy and standoffish, but is also one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet when he does talk.

- Johnny is a huge over-thinker, so is Jimmy.

- Tommy had a cigarette mom.

- Dutch’s mom kicked him out when he was 15, so Johnny and Bobby pulled money together to get him an apartment.

- Jimmy is the only thing stopping the other cobras from losing their minds to Cobra Kai, since he’s such a damn sweetheart.

- They are all amazing cooks and bakers and learned in different ways. Johnny learned from cooking classes Sid forced him to take, but actually enjoyed it. Bobby learned willingly from his mother and really loved it. Dutch had to learn to cook for himself because his mom abandoned him and his dad died in the Vietnam war. Tommy would always cook for his mom ever since he was little. Jimmy was like 4 and he saw his favorite movie character cooking and decided to try it when his mom and dad weren’t home and made a mess of the kitchen. After that his dad taught him how to cook and bake properly.

- Tommy has ADHD.

- Jimmy has social anxiety and went through depression.

- Dutch has PTSD and responds to it with violent and illegal behavior.

- Bobby has problems with overworking himself and gets stressed very easily.

- Johnny has intrusive thoughts and always jumps to conclusions.

- Jimmy comes from the most wealthy family in The Valley, and Johnny’s family is second to them. Therefore Sid doesn’t like Jimmy that much.

- Sid doesn’t like any of Johnny’s friends really but most the time Johnny just says fuck you and hangs out with them anyways.

- Jimmy has HUGE mood swings.

- They all act different when drunk.

- Johnny mind dumps and talks about the most random bullshit ever.

- Bobby can become angry because of bottling his emotions up, but he also rarely gets drunk since he’s the designated driver.

- Dutch gets all giggly and soft.

- Tommy starts becoming a stand up comedian and makes the whole bar laugh.

- Jimmy becomes emotional and cries.

Love languages

Johnny

• Johnny is so protective. He doesn’t have much, he only had Cobra Kai, his friends, and Ali. And then he lost Ali.

• Johnny is huge on physical affection, gift giving, and quality time. He will constantly get his s/o gifts, even if they say no.

• If he doesn’t get constant cuddles, hand holding, or any form of touching from his s/o he will become a nervous wreck and overthink a lot.

• He loves cuddling with his s/o and whispering sweet nothings in their ear.

• Needs constant attention or else he will have a panic attack.

• He gets SO jealous it’s not even funny.

• His favorite names to call his s/o are: Babe, Darling, and Love.

• Claims to be a top, but is actually a huge switch.

Bobby

• Bobby is more laid back. He’ll be a good partner, but also his s/o best friend.

• His love language is physical affection, lots of attention, and acts of service.

• He doesn’t get jealous. No matter what.

• He will always do things for his s/o, like their homework or make them meals.

• Bobby loves it when his s/o brushes his hair, so he usually keeps it a little long and shaggy.

• His favorite names for his s/o: Sweetheart, Hon, and Cutie

• Surprisingly a switch.

Dutch

• Dutch is overprotective and possessive as hell. He constantly needs to know where his s/o is, who they are with, etc.

• His love language is physical affection and acts of service.

• He’ll steal stuff for his s/o since he’s literally a criminal.

• If someone is flirting with his s/o, he will put his arm around his s/o and straight up make out with them right in front of whoever is flirting with them. (That sentence made no sense help)

• He will fight anyone for his s/o. It doesn’t matter if it’s a guy twice his size or someone half his size, he won’t stop until he wins.

• Takes his s/o to parties and they get drunk together.

• He’s not big on nicknames, but he’ll occasionally call his s/o babe.

• Literally the only top in his friendgroup.

Tommy

• Tommy’s love language is acts of service and LOTS of quality time.

• He’ll make his s/o laugh SO MUCH. Bro is the funniest person on earth when he’s around them.

• Cuddling and watching a movie so him.

• He takes his s/o on motorcycle Just so they will cling to him, even though he isn’t big on physical affection.

• Can talk to his s/o about anything for hours. Everyday is a mind dump.

• Plays with his s/o hands before holding them.

• Also a switch, but mostly top.

• Loves the nickname prince/princess for his s/o.

Jimmy

• He talks about his s/o to his stuffed animals or his friends for hours if he isn’t talking to his s/o for hours.

• His love language is quality time and words of affirmation.

• He would try gift giving but his s/o said he didn’t have to do that so he respected what his s/o wanted.

• But he gives amazing gifts on holidays cause his family is rich rich.

• He is legit so shy it’s so cute. (He is bbg. Idc if he’s a male, he is my girlfriend, my bbg, my queen, my princess, my goddess.)

• He has so many hyperfixiations and loves sharing them with his s/o.

• He treats his s/o like a damn god/goddess.

• Too freaking nervous to use nicknames so he’ll just use a shortened version of his s/o name.

• Totally a soft switch. He’ll take either position and be adorable doing it.

Should I do another one of these??

#can you tell I like Jimmy? #I need all of them #as a package deal #I’m so single this hurts #johnny lawrence #bobby brown #dutch #Dutch Marvin #Tommy #Jimmy #karate kid #karate kid 1984 #oh cobras #headcanons #woo hoo! #yee haw

[inluvwyouu]

ੈ✩‧₊˚ platonic todobakudeku headcanons ੈ✩‧₊˚

✧.* notes— this trio is so chaotic but they lowkey have a cute friendship so i felt they definitely deserved some friendship headcanons

ft. midoriya izuku, bakugo katsuki, todoroki shoto

warnings: minor spoilers but not really?

they hang out all the time, much to katsuki’s dismay he just gets dragged along before he can even say no

all three of them are huge all might fanboys so whenever they’re at the mall and see limited edition all might merch, well, it’s not a very pretty sight

long story short, they’ve gotten banned from their fair share of stores after things got either blown up or completely burnt to a crisp (but izuku was always able to get away with the merch in hand)

they go to the bookstore together a lot

but izuku is always in the superhero comic section, shoto is in the shoujo manga section, and katsuki will lowkey be flipping through all the non fiction books with tiny ass print

when they were doing their work study at endeavor’s agency, they would go out to eat together a lot

shoto is the mom of the group. no questions.

whenever they’re out in public shoto has to be the mediator to keep katsuki from physically assaulting izuku

in other words, the trio is basically just shoto and izuku being the bestest besties and katsuki getting dragged along everywhere before he has the chance to protest

katsuki’s house is the designated hang out spot (he hates that but can’t really do anything about it)

shoto and izuku just showed up randomly on the front doorstep once and the rest was history

when they’re at school, katsuki’s dorm room is their hang out spot mainly because he never leaves his room and that’s the only way shoto and izuku can force him to to talk to them

the three of them are always doing little group huddle things and their classmates have learned not to question it

“it must be an endeavor agency thing”

shoto is definitely the spender of the group. like he’s always the one that’s paying for food, movie tickets, etc.

izuku and shoto had to help katsuki pick out christmas presents for everyone in class once

katsuki did literally nothing except pay for the stuff once everything was chosen

they go grocery shopping together every once in a while

katsuki hates it at first but he begins to get really comfortable around izuku and shoto and that’s when they become like an actual trio

now they’re always doing shit together like even going to the bathroom

they’re pretty much conjoined triplets who used to hate each other at some point

they definitely have weekly gossip sessions and trauma dumps where they just sit and talk shit about anyone and everyone and they rant about their lives and stuff

and they definitely tell each other all their secrets like middle school girls at a sleepover

all three of them have the most intimidating group side eye when they see something weird in public

like shoto and izuku are generally nice people but they became more and more judgmental after spending so much time with katsuki and now they look mean asf

they have a habit of randomly bumping into each other at the most random ass places

once they all ran into each other at a maid cafe and just silently decided to hang out after that

and they never mentioned that incident to anyone

but shoto and izuku made fun of katsuki for being at the cafe for a long time afterwards

basically this trio is the most unexpectedly cute trio i have ever witnessed and i hope the three of them can grow together and stay friends forever <3

#todobakudeku #shoto todoroki #izuku midoriya #katsuki bakugo #mha #my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha headcanons #bnha headcanons #anime #mha anime

[roukabi]

Hey does anybody want Orpheus headcanons

The answer is yes. Here you go!

okey dokey so. When Orph was a wee, wee lad, about two years old, his mother Calliope made a descision. She couldn’t provide for the both of them, and, considering just how difficult little kids are, forced herself to give him to someone that would actually be able to care for him. 

Hermes found the child on his doorstep one evening with a note from his old friend, whom was never seen again.

Now, Hermes knew as much about parenting as Calliope did, so he wasn’t. Thrilled with this sudden happening. 

But the kid’s mama was a dear, dear friend of his, ever since they were young adults. And Orpheus’s huge, curious eyes sure were cute.

Orpheus doesn’t remember much of this, but he feels guilty about it nonetheless. Why'd he have to make things so hard for his mother? Why did he have to be such a burden?

And so, Orpheus was very timid around Hermes during those first few months together. However, if there’s one virtue Hermes has mastered, it’s patience. Slowly, he learns of Orpheus’s boundaries, what he likes to talk about, and what he really likes to talk about. Orpheus goes from standing shyly under Hermes’ stature to constantly attatching himself to Hermes’ leg.

When Persephone arrived one summer to find this child clinging to Hermes, her oncoming slew of questions faded into “awwwwww”s. 

She put it upon herself to pitch in with Hermes’s parenting journey a bit, offering to watch Orpheus and teach him a few things.

It puts things into perspective for her, actually. She realizes that, in the wake of her + Hades' quarreling, the environmental and economic upheaval will, in fact, hurt the Surface people she cares about.

Anyway, back to the main boy. Orpheus loved music from a teeny-tiny age - he was almost always humming some random tune. And if Orpheus wasn’t humming, then boy, did that kid ask a ton of questions.

Orpheus gets a mini-guitar as a gift from Hermes. He’s pretty much self-taught.

Orph learned the “la-la-la-la” tune as a lullaby from Calliope. Hermes would sing it to the boy every night.

As he grows older, Orph gets better and better with music, impressing nearly everyone in town with how quickly he’s learning. (Nearly, because there's always Some Guy, I suppose).

Hermes tried to get Orpheus to work at the bar, but they realized that loud, demanding crowds were Not Very Nice to Orph’s sensory issues. So, he works as the bar bard. Bar bard. That’s fun to say. 

As usual, the backstory dump is over, so now we get into the fun stuff 

Though Orpheus is a great musician, he’s also an expert cook, carver, and sewer. Hermes taught him most of these skills. Orph is just... really good with his hands.

Autistic Orpheus is canon, but that doesn’t mean I can’t make up one billion self-projections More Headcanons! He’s got big sound + light sensitivity, stims vocally, LOVES anything soft/fluffy, and has RSD (rejection sensitive dysphoria). He used to have a harmful stim of digging his nails into his hand when stressed, but through some gentle working-arounds with Hermes, that’s been reduced to pinching the skin.

He’s also bi and trans because i said so. i make the rules now

Orpheus can’t talk if overwhelmed, so he and Hermes know ASL. Orpheus taught Eurydice ASL as well in case he needed to communicate with her, and the first thing he taught her (in a nervously clever way) was “I love you”. 

He gets his musical inspiration from watching the world around him. Thankfully, he’s a glass-half-full kind of guy, so many of his songs bring a much-needed joyfulness to the bar-goers’ lives.

When Orpheus meets Eurydice, his songs grow romantic veeerrryyy quickly.

Orph has a very, very extreme fear of death that only worsens during his Hadestown shenanigans. It's not much of a surprise, since he's the #1 fan of life + living.

The BIGGEST cuddlebug ever, loves hugs, loves snuggles. With Eurydice, though, he took it super slowly, only touching her when she was comfortable. In a few months, though, her favorite place turned out to be Orpheus’s arms :)

He’s not that great at making friends because he is too shy to say anything. He's really nice to bar-goers, of course, but he can't seem to go past that.

Orph cries easily, but not just when he’s upset. He’ll see one of those mice that sleep in flowers and tear up. 

He's actually pretty strong, doing all of the heavy lifting in the bar for Hermes n such. He will never use this strength against anybody, though.

Orph has terrible spring allergies :/ it's a shame bc he loves spring

Eurydice is Orpheus's first and only love.

He thinks his singing is. okay, but not great. But he will hype up Eurydice’s dancing and (occasional) singing like crazy. 

He's vegetarian and likes any kind of cheese or soup. And he likes strawberries!

Not a morning person, much to the amusement of early-bird Eurydice.

Can you tell i think about Orpheus Hadestown Too Much

#writing this and putting little imaginary hearts everywhere (in a distinctly non-romantic way) #orph is the best. i adore him. wish i could draw him. #hadestown #orpheus #orpheus hadestown #hadestown broadway #headcanons #long post #rook roars!

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

You've Grima/Eomer brainworm?? may I ask for a small collection of Griomer headcanons, pls?😩🤲

Oh man, I have so many head canons for different AUs/iterations of Griomer. Like, there’s Cycles of Song, there’s Wild Thing, then there’s the Other Versions of Things that I’ve got running around in my head that will likely never see the light of day for I’ve some sense of shame and personal pride. 

Anyway, I shall do my best to compile a few of the more generic ones that show up in some way, shape or form in most of the AUs. This might just end up being a random brain-dump, though, so no promises. 

edit: annnnnnnd this was just a brain dump. 

Thing Stuff

Neither are the world’s best communicators—despite communication being a literal part of Grima’s job description. They never define whatever it is they’re doing. In all universes/versions of this they refer to it as The Thing. 

Eomer makes a lot of puns since Thing is also the governing assembly for the thanes, chieftains, various community representatives which occurs once a year. Grima, when he’s lawspeaker, presides over it since Theoden and the marshals want to be considered generally impartial in the disputes that come forward (unless they absolutely need to step in). Grima 100% gets off on the power this gives him. 

Grima is like, ‘about this year’s Thing.’ 

Eomer: We do make a great governing body. 

Grima:

Grima: get out of my room. Also we’re renaming it the folkmoot from now on. 

Eomer: I can make that work as a pun, just give me a moment. 

Grima: absolutely not. 

Both can be a bit possessive and jealous, but it manifests differently and the root causes are very different. Eomer’s generally not a huge weirdo about it unlike a certain spooky snake man who is a huge unhealthy, problematic freak about it. 

As we all know, Grima likes to possess things. There’s a reason for his evidently constant thefts, beyond just being a dick. It’s a control and ownership thing. Unfortunately, he extends this tendency to people alongside objects. 

It does help that Eomer is nobility and Grima isn’t. The liege lord/liegeman (or, when Theoden is alive, liege-man-of-your-uncle) relationship really structures and informs a lot of their Thing and keeps it within certain boundaries by dint of rank, duty and expectation of their respective roles. It’d be WAY worse, WAY messier if Grima was noble/had a title/had land…I can only assume there’s some big legal block or something which prevented Grima from securing those things for himself while he had the chance. Maybe he knew he could only push so hard without breaking the delicate balance he needed to maintain his position. 

Just as a shelf will only hold so much before it breaks, so too will the noble classes only tolerate being usurped in the king’s advisory table by a jumped-up nobody for so long, and only to select extents, before they decide to pull rank and forment some rebellion. Something Grima would be intimately aware of. Little snake man that he is. 

In almost all head-canons the Thing only occurs post-war and after Grima’s demonstrated some reform. Eomer has morals, after all, and some personal pride. He’d never countenance doing anything with an oath-breaker. But someone who has made amends/is trying to walk back from the dark, ehhh, Eomer will allow it. 

There’s one exception to this and it’s the Team Up for Reasons fic. But that’s because it’s more of a Real Politik!Middle Earth than Tolkien’s middle earth and the characters, accordingly, reflect that.

Though I’ll admit I’ve various head-canons about them getting way too drunk and hate-fucking during a solstice or some other celebration then proceeding to never, ever, on pain of death, talk about it again. The fact that this might become a recurring…tradition…is also not talked about. 

But yeah, Grima generally has to have come in from the cold, a little bit, before it makes sense in my head. Because otherwise I can’t get Eomer to the table. 

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Literacy Stuff

Due to my ongoing love of Rohan as an oral-tradition culture with little to no literacy, I head-canon that Eomer is really only para-literate at best. Same for Eowyn, Theodred, and Eomund. Of the family, the full-literate members were Theoden and Theodwyn, which is a result of their having lived in Gondor while avoiding Theoden’s atrocious grandfather and also less than inspiring father. 

It is stated that Theoden preferred Westron and Sindarin to the language of his own people, and one can read into a few things and make the case for Theoden pushing Rohan to be more like Gondor. Indeed, it’s something Faramir also reflects on in TTT to Frodo (but you know, in his weird racist way because Faramir’s gotta work on that). This is all to say, I head-canon that Theoden’s trying to create a more written-record focused approach to governance than ever previously existed and this is causing some friction. It’s also what allowed Grima to climb up the greasy pole. 

This said, Theoden’s also realistic about his people and their culture. Indeed, he’s realistic about his own ruling contemporaries in Rohan. Eomer may be para-literate, since he was raised by Theoden, but he’s running his marshalate in the traditional fashion. Erkenbrand runs his land in their traditional manner, some for other landed lords. Theodred might be full-literate, just given he’s Theoden’s son and Theoden would have had him brought up in a similar manner to himself, I suspect. Regardless, there’s limited people present who are able to support Theoden in his undertaking. Queue: Grima. Who, I head-canon in almost every version of his life, as being literate due to two factors: 

His mother could read. She couldn’t really write, but she did know how to read her people’s script and taught her children a little bit of it.

Grima worked for a merchant in Gondor and as Gondor is basically Italian City States but In Middle Earth he’s down there learning to read and write and do two column accounting.

How complex a relationship Grima has with writing Rohirrim, versus Westron or Sindarin, varies depending on the story. In Cycles he obviously has a lot of thoughts and opinions on the matter. He waxes poetic about it a few times. In Wild Thing, it’s the same. But in the Grima And Eomer Team Up For Reasons fic, nah, Grima’s like “whatever. We’re surrounded by nation states that value writing as a means of power and control and information creation therefore we should learn to play by their rules otherwise we’re going to get fucked.” Eomer disagrees. They argue about this a lot. 

The difference between Grima and Eomer’s literacy lends an interesting flavour to their otherwise fairly straight forward power dynamic. Especially while Theoden is still alive. Once he dies, it naturally shifts—depending how much Eomer decides to lean into continuing his uncle’s legacy. But during Theoden’s lifetime, it’s very interesting indeed.

Side bar: fandom, following in Tolkien’s boy-howdy-you-are-clearly-British-Christian-and-from-a-colonial-power tradition, tends to infantilize the non-literacy of Rohan in a way that I find annoying and uncomfortable. Perhaps this comes from living in a colonized land, but the value judgements are strong, even if they’re subconscious, and it shows how people view first nations and indigenous populations whose approach to history, stories, law etc. are not literacy-focused or based in the way that’s done by western cultures. (I remember one post making the rounds that was like “oh Eowyn can’t read and it’d be so sweet if she told Faramir all her people’s stories and he taught her how to read and write and then she’d write her people’s stories so they wouldn’t get lost” and there is so much to unpack in that. Which like, sure, you do you with head-canons. But there’s no troubling this concept of the primacy of literacy. Even the text treats the Rohirrim in a child-like/infantilized manner, which is in partly informed by their culture and its differences to the predominantly literate cultures of Gondor, all the elves, Hobbits etc. Anyway.) 

All this said, Grima has a small collection of books of like five books. At most. Since book production in Middle Earth is clearly labour intensive and so their cost and availability would reflect that. Grima does value his books and will read aloud from them from time to time. Especially since the lore contained within is new/not Rohirrim and everyone loves a new story. 

Eomer does enjoy when Grima does this, though he refuses to admit it. Grima, being a man of Rohan, likes a good, melodramatic, over-the-top story so he reads the Middle Earth version of the Illiad, or whatever, providing withering commentary as he goes. It’s a winter tradition and the commentary varies depending on the year. Eothain has a running joke that the length of winter can be determined by the saltiness of Grima’s comments. The saltier the comment, clearly the longer the winter. 

Eomer: he was SAVAGE last night about his least favourite character. 

Eothain: eh, that’s normal. 

Eomer: he was also savage about his favourite character. Multiple times. 

Eothain: damn, we’re in for a very long winter. I predict the last snow will fall in hmmmmmm late April. 

Grima: What’s this about April? 

Eomer and Eothain: absolutely nothing. 

Grima squints at them, suspicious. 

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Food Stuff

Obviously there’s the “Grima goes quasi-pescatarian post-Saruman”--which applies to any universe where he spends enough time being abused by Saruman. Whether it’s Lotho or Saewine (rip, bestest of horses), Grima is still swearing off veal, venison and pork, including wild boar. Poultry is fine. Goat and mutton are on thin fucking ice. 

If there’s no Saruman-abuse in the picture (well, not the extreme stuff Grima suffered post-Helm’s Deep and general Failing At the One (1) Thing I Asked of You), it’s a moot point and he’ll eat basically anything put in front of him. 

Grima likes to segment the food on his plate or trencher, depending what’s being served of course. Soupier things are harder to keep apart. But if it’s meat and potato, so to speak, then he likes to keep them each to their own part of the place. He tries everything once and determines his approach to eating based on what he liked the most. So he starts with the item that was his least favourite and works up to what was deemed most enjoyable. 

I head-canon that his palette runs more towards tart and bitter food, though he does get the occasional sweet tooth. When this occurs he raids the kitchens for sweet breads and stashes them in his room or office. (...not that it really makes sense for him to have an office but w/e Fandom has clearly decided he has one so we’re rolling with it.) 

Eomer, though, Eomer absolutely has a sweet tooth and prefers sweeter things to savoury. I also head-canon that he’s occasionally particular about food texture, mostly it’s asparagus. He can’t stand the texture of asparagus. Occasionally he’ll eat it, mostly out of politeness/he’s a guest in someone’s Hall and his uncle Raised Him Right. If he’s around, Grima will just start talking about hair while staring at Eomer and waiting for the gag-reflex to kick in. He does this regardless of the status of Their Thing. 

Theoden does not find this amusing. But wrangling his many weird children into behaving whilst at table is difficult. They all generally reply “shan’t” which is often followed by “Grima started it.” They’re not wrong. 

Eomer also dislikes mushrooms, because he thinks they’re slimy.

Grima: they are not slimy. 

Eomer: so slimy. 

Grima: eat an uncooked one. 

Eomer: can’t. Now it’s dusty. 

Grima: it’s clean! It is not dusty! 

Eomer: dusty. 

Eomer knows all of Grima’s secret snack stashes and he’ll occasionally raid them. He tells Grima he’s liberating the apples and whatever else he has. To which Grima says, “Liberating is one word, my lord, theft is another.” Eomer chews slowly, with great deliberation, then replies, “Yes. Theft is certainly a word.” Grima gives him a rude gesture.  

So I head-canon that Grima actually prefers ale and mead to wine, but as wine is a class-status thing he drinks it almost exclusively when in Meduseld. As a sort of “look at me and how far I’ve made it. I can drink wine whenever I want. My diet is high in meat and dairy. I’m so fancy. There’s a pineapple on the table. Owensel are you drinking wine? I didn’t think so.” Eomer, who doesn’t have class baggage the way Grima does, drinks anything put in front of him but prefers mead. 

I also head-canon that both can absolutely handle their drink and will drink you under the table. Being over six feet tall helps. 

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Sleep Stuff

Grima is NOT a morning person. Grima loves sleep. He generally would like to always be horizontal in bed, mind empty, no thoughts, only naptime. 

Eomer, of course, is the polar opposite. That man is up at 5am and would run a 10k for fun. There’s a reason when they’re done at night they depart into separate beds. Obviously secrecy is 90% of it, but a portion of the remaining 10% relates to their incredibly disparate sleeping habits. Also Eomer sleeps diagonally across the bed like a menace. Grima steals sheets and burrows into them. If there is a sheet on the bed, he will somehow steal it and subsume it into his blanket empire. 

Should they fall asleep, Eomer tends to end up on top of Grima and Grima is stuck there thinking, “I need to go to the bathroom but also I can’t move.” 

Does Grima want someone to step on him? Yes. Absolutely. 

Does Grima also want to step on someone? Yes. Absolutely. 

He contains multitudes. 

Eomer’s way more precious about his perceived masculinity than Grima. Grima got over things a long time ago (or, well, compartmentalised them into oblivion), and so is just like “it’s butt stuff, Eomer, you’re fine. This doesn’t make you less of a man. I’ll still respect you…for a given value of respect.” 

But Rohan’s hyper-military-masculinity hold is strong and once your brain is riddled with its worms, it’s hard to get rid of them. Eomer tries. Sort of. He also does some elastic thinking and a lot of “that’s other men. Not me. This is somehow different.” 

Grima: are you done no-homoing yourself? Can i fuck you yet?

Eomer: you can, but not in a gay way. 

Grima: 

Grima: just bend over. 

When Eomer is king, Grima absolutely tries to get Eomer to let him wear the crown in bed. Eomer resolutely does not. Eomer, possibly correctly, believes that should the crown touch Grima’s head it’s never coming off. Though Grima is someone who likes being adjacent to the hot seat. 

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The Crack Head-Canon Stuff

I have a head-canon/AU where Grima manages to become king and it’s all kinds of fun and dark and also Grima’s just backstabbing everyone. 

Saruman: I thought you were loyal to me. I’m your master. 

Grima: Now that I’m king you’re not. Bitch byeeeeee. 

Eomer: Honestly, how did you not see this coming? 

Saruman: because he was constantly damp, cloying and small. 

Grima: EOMER WE’RE ANNEXING MORE TERRITORY. I WANT A PORT. Who doesn’t want a port? Ports are great. Go get me a port. Tell Gondor to suck a cock. 

Eomer: Someone take the throne away from this man. He’s tripping balls on the power. 

At some point, Eomer hatches a cunning plan because he knows Grima’s wanting to get his little greasy claws on Eomer therefore Eomer decides to let him. He then is like, “I’m going to try and manipulate him to tell me information which I will then pass on to my sister and uncle who are rallying with Gondor etc. etc. fomenting rebellion…whatever it is they’re up to.” 

JOKES ON HIM they develop mutual Thing-Feelings-????it’s complicated??? and then it gets REAL complicated. 

I have multiple endings, depending how I feel. Most are at least a little happy. Because I am a sucker for those. 

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Magic Thing

Eomer just thinks Grima’s weirdo seidr-skillset to be kind of spooky but also fascinating and so he asks many questions. He mostly is trying to ascertain if it’s useful in terms of military opportunities. It’s generally not. Especially post-Cycles where the old god and Grima have parted ways. But Eomer is also a curious person who likes to understand the mechanics of things and so wants to understand how Grima works, in all ways. 

Grima will sometimes, if he’s feeling generous, show Eomer tricks that he can do. It pleases him to show off. 

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Ugggh I feel like I’ve written too much and I can always go on and on about these two. I’ve so many thoughts. They’re just a pile of nonsense in my brain. 

Thank you so much for the ask! <3 <3

#eomer #grima wormtongue #ask #griomer #reply #anon #THANK YOUUUUUUU #I have so many opinions and I love them #they're dumb

[jellyaibo]

Hello for the Headcanon Ask Game:

😶 For Radioactivity

(And a 💔 for Loser (Bfb) as a bonus)

HELL YES i like how u...colored the text btw just a small thing but i like that anyways

😶random- radioactivity can eat pretty much anything, since they are some unknown radioactive sludge it can dissolve whatever like: rocks, metal, idfk whatever. even if things dont taste good they do that as a fun party trick

(i gotta do the bonus cuz its loser . i just gotta)

💔an angsty headcanon (this is gonna kill me)- because of her past loser gets flashbacks whenever she gets triggered by anything, which at best just kinda make her very anxious but at worst she has full on breakdowns. whenever this happens she usually attempts to keep her cool in order not to worry anyone, unless shes with someone she really trusts then she can be comforted and vent to them if she needs to, theres also many . MANy tears when shes able to dump these thoughts to people, loser can be a huge crybaby whenever she gets the chance to cry, thats just kinda what happens when you bottle things up to keep your image 100% "clean"

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#ask #ask game #loser bfb #the epic show #radioactivity #sorry hi i went a bit off w the loser one i am. normal #thanx for putting multiple things it is. very fun

[ninacarstairss]

PARABATAI WEEK — day 6, underrated/fanon parabatai @carstairgray

i’m broken, torn apart, shattered and a couple more adjectives because of tftsa and it falls perfectly on the parabatai week so here are some simon x george parabatai headcanon

they place their parabatai runes on the back of their shoulders to symbolize they’ll always have each other’s back.

after the ceremony they go back to the new york institute and the rest of the gang surprises them with a party to celebrate.

simon places a stuffed rat on george’s bed before he shows him his new room, in memory of their days at the academy. the rat also has a tiny collar with “jon cartwright xxxv” engraved on it.

george jumps on the nearest chair when he sees it and his academy nightmares come back to him as simon is doubled over laughing near the door.

once the initial fear of having to deal with rats even at the institute passes, george keeps the stuffed animal and he adores it, it reminds him of their time at the academy, how he and simon met and became the brothers they are now.

they start having training sessions with jace and alec and they always end up on the ground with jace and alec triumphant over them but they put up quite a fight when fighting together.

they also like to train a lot with izzy and clary but that works way less for their skills because izzy and simon end up making out somewhere when one of them pins the other on the floor and clary and george just leave the room and go get a coffee before they can see something they won’t be able to forget. alec still talks about his nightmares regarding the time he walked in on simon and izzy in idris.

george gets to know the gang better and they all love him, but simon is especially happy when he notices him bonding a lot with izzy and clary and when he sees alec starting to trust him fully. jace ends up telling george so many stories about the first time he met simon and how he was when he first entered the shadow world, including the being-turned-into-a-rat part — george’s favorite ever since the academy — and that’s when simon knows jace really likes him too.

simon keeps schooling george in pop culture, movies, comics and the history of his band when he was a mundane and he drags george around the city in all the best places to find comics and the best film. soon enough george is making star wars references on a daily basis. though, he’ll never stop mocking simon about all the names his band went through, especially when he reveals the ones he though about during the academy that had to do with rats and other weird creatures, or grey eggs.

george often leaves to visit his family in scotland and he always takes simon with him. his parents love him and they always welcome him as a son. george couldn’t be happier and simon feels at home. he misses seeing his family every day, but he learned that for every loss there’s something to gain and this new part of a home is his own new piece of happiness.

once, though, the whole gang tagged along. george talked about the green fields and the sheep of scotland so much that they wanted to see for themselves. it’s a wild vacation and, between a hike and a tour of the nearby cities, jace gets not-so-gracefully swept off his feet by a running sheep and it’s a sight they’ll never forget or let him live down.

they have annual dinners with the group for the academy. no matter how far they’re all located from each other, they get a portal and meet in idris at least once a year and visit the muddy fields where scarsbury had them running and doing push-ups for as long as it took to kill them. beatriz and julie have also become a great pair of parabatai and jon manages not to be too obnoxious for one night a year.

simon also schooled george in the art of eating take out every day for basically all meals and told him to gently refuse every single thing that leaves the pan when it’s izzy cooking as soon as he stepped foot into the institute. surprisingly enough izzy and george find in each other some really horrible cooks who get along a lot and think they cook fantastic food while burning half the kitchen every single time they get close to a burner. simon’s desperate and he’s most likely going to loose his eyebrows in a kitchen fire soon enough. or worse, he might actually have to eat the stuff they cook one of these days. (credits to @icycoolslushie for the idea on this one)

when sizzy get married simon chooses george to be his suggenes and george cries his eyes out because his brother is so grown up and he’s getting married

once clary and simon convince the gang to celebrate halloween and they organize a halloween party at the institute for all their friends. george is the first to agree and he’s so excited. he and simon are planning matching costumes and decide to go as avatar characters — but with more covering clothes on, simon is stoic about this and george agrees it’s probably best not to risk finding themselves in the middle of a fight with a halloween night demon wearing only that little cloth around their hips — and they also kick it up a notch by dying their hair blue. except that they buy the wrong kind of dye and when the next day they wash their hair to get the colour off, it doesn’t go away. izzy and clary have to fix their mess with brown dye.

they are those friend that always do the craziest things you see on the internet and end up with the most aesthetic photos, like george in the middle of a parking lot with flashing lights surrounding him, sitting in a shopping cart and laughing, or simon naturally posing with his bow and arrow in front of a fantastic landscape and they become snapchat famous for these pics. izzy, alec and jace are pretty confused by this snapchat famous thing.

when simon moved in at the institute after the academy he installed a playstation in his room and most nights george is there with him, playing at 3am with snacks of all kinds surrounding them. izzy joins too sometimes but she’s not great at those games and has smashed a couple of joysticks after loosing multiple times, while clary kicks both their asses when she pops in for a game.

one night george entered simon’s room for a 3am game and instead found him with izzy, both of them half naked and in the middle of some sort of role play where izzy was calling simon “lord montgomery”. he never lets simon live that down and brings the name up in the most inappropriate moments — such as clave meetings — making simon choke on air every time. after that, though, george is very careful to knock.

simon’s pansexual and he’s a little afraid to come out to george at first, but he soon realizes he knows george and he wouldn’t turn his back on him, he wouldn’t leave. so when he does tell him he’s shaking slightly but he’s also happy and george clearly is too, he scoops simon into a tight hug and tells him he’s incredibly proud of him and reassures him he loves him no matter what, they’re brothers no matter what.

they’re not big on celebrations of birthdays or mundane holidays in general, but they do like to keep the traditions alive. both of them have been raised with no knowledge of the shadow world and they were observant of some religious and mundane holidays that shadowhunter don’t celebrate. so they like getting christmas gifts for everyone or organize parties for new year’s. they celebrate hanukah too and share other little traditions from their childhoods, like george’s family tradition of sheep’s wool-covered sweets and chocolates to find instead of eggs for easter or simon’s family tradition of taking a two day trip around spring to see the changing season and enjoy some free time, even if the trip is to the nearest town. they’re small traditions sometimes, but they like to keep the memories alive.

george becomes really good with max after that first encounter and the offer of raising him in his and simon’s drawer. he and simon often volunteer to babysit him, and rafe too afterwards, and they obviously use as bedtime stories the plot of star wars or comics, which the kids absolutely love.

sometimes when he’s stressed or tired george goes full on scottish and also switches to gaelic at times and simon is just there looking at him, torn between wanting to giggle at his usually contained behavior now unchecked and wanting to hug him and confort him. he always goes with the second, but he does love to hear george speak gaelic.

after the time at the academy when george was leading the mission to go after the faerie fruit vendors where simon got sucked into faerie he’s incredibly protective of simon in battle — or just all the time, actually. he’s thrown himself in front of simon more times than simon can count and he loves this kind of care, because of course he does the same whenever george is in danger, but it also makes him sad a lot because he knows george still feels guilty about that mission, even if nothing bad really happened, and he would do anything to make sure nothing similar ever happened again.

tag list @cordaisya @im-not-ruined-im-ruination @surrounded-by-exquisite-clutter @stxr-thxif @icycoolslushie @writeforjordelia @gabtapia @fair-childd @clarys-heosphoros @shadowhuntingdemigod (let me know if you want to be added or removed)

#cece writes #parabatai week #this is really just a huge dump of random headcanons #i just miss george okay? #a lot #george lovelace #simon lewis #simon lovelace #tales from the shadowhunter academy #tftsa #tmi #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc headcanons #headcanons #parabatai headcanons #my writing

[olderthannetfic]

some thoughts for the anon struggling with trauma-dumping making them unpopular in a discord:

I'm in a small discord where this happens occasionally. a new person will show up, see that some of the existing people are online talking, and immediately jump in and dump a long screed about their own personal issues and expect lots of sympathy and support that they don't get.

the problem is...we don't know them yet. yeah, it's cliquish, but that's kind of how discords, especially small ones, work. all the existing users are eager to make new friends, but that's the key thing here: new FRIENDS. there's a huge difference between friends confiding trauma in each other and a random stranger expecting the same level of trust and support. these people are showing up and trying to jump straight into the deep end of friendship, expecting emotional labor or investment or what have you when they haven't offered any support or shown they can be a good listener in turn.

it's just not how friendship works! you gotta start out in the shallow end. find some hobbies or tastes in common. have low-stakes conversations about silly fandom whatever. share memes and jokes. reveal personal details gradually, as they become relevant, and not all at once in a big rush. listen to other people in turn and learn their personal details and vibes. lowball them with small problems first ("anyone have any good recipes? I'm trying to cut out red meat" or "ugh, my coworker is so rude in emails, how do you guys handle that sort of thing?") before you move on to the real serious emotional stuff.

context matters too. sometimes it's new people trauma dumping in the #fluffy-headcanons or #pet-pictures channel, other times it's two old, already-friends users discussing something personal or heavy when a brand new stranger chimes in and monopolizes/derails the conversation.

I can't speak for everyone, but if a someone shows up and trusts /me/, a complete stranger, with their deep personal trauma, that's kind of a red flag. it tells me they don't have healthy boundaries, they probably aren't a good listener and don't intend to be a friend to me in turn, and they might not be trustworthy or a Safe person to be around. and like...do you really want my sympathy and support if it's gonna be forced, phony, impersonal, somewhat extorted, and best-case scenario, given out of a kind of cringing pity?

I understand some people are just neurodivergent and horrible at Reading The Room for whatever reason, and that might make me extend them a little more grace, but I'm still gonna need them to put in the legwork and build a real, reciprocal friendship before I take in their trauma.

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Yup.

A lot of it is thinking in terms of one's own needs and not in terms of how friendships work.

[still-a-morosexual-help]

At this point I have completely forgotten the lore of this game aksnskdnsks but like are we definitely Lilith reincarnated? I thought we were like related to her after she became human and had a family with her lover. Which...even if it was like centuries in between is still very eugh to me. I mean either way I have made the executive decision to forget that part of the story ever happened and my MC has absolutely zero connection to Lilith in my mind 👍

NO NO! THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT WHAT I SAID OMIGOD😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

MC is NOT a reincarnation of Lilith.

Human!Lilith was a reincarnation of Angel!Lilith (Diavolo says he can't save angel!Lilith but he can bring her back as a human) and MC was a descendent of Human!Lilith

And about Lilith getting together with her lover, ik they said it in the game but I don't think it sounds realistic??? This is of course my own opinion/headcanon but hear me out:

1.) Lilith never says she got together with her lover. She just says she had a happy human life with a family. If I remember correctly it was Lucifer who said it, but Luicfer was banned from going to see her so he would have never had a way to confirm it

2.) For Lilith to get together with her human lover she would have had to be brought back exactly the way she was before she died (in order to avoid a huge age gap) and that just isn't practical because:

a.) They would have to wipe Lilith's complete memory for this to happen. And I don't see how it's possible to drop a grown woman into the middle of nowhere with no connections and no proper knowledge about how the world works and expect her to have a happy life?

b.) Remember how Mammon told Levi that Lucifer would never be truly happy without his memories because he loves his brothers too much? I believe that applies to Lilith too. With a noticeable gap in her memories she would feel the absence of them and never be fully happy.

c.) Lilith as an angel definitely would have told her lover about her family, given how close the 7 of them were and how much they adored each other, so if she got back together with him he would have had so many questions about where this family who loved her so much was

d.) The last time her lover saw her, she was performing a miracle to save him from the brink of death and he would definitely have questions

e.) So to make this work Diavolo would have to heal Lilith's dying body, change her entire species, erase her memories, somehow create and give her a support system (alter the memories of a random human family and dump her there????), erase the memories of her human lover about her, possibly erase the memories of her human lover's family or friends who might have known about her and still manage to find a way to make Lilith and her human lover meet and fall in love??? Just the whole thought of this seems like way too much trouble.

-> Instead Diavolo could have just taken her soul and had her reincarnated as a human. Thereby giving her completely new human family, the possibility to live a human life the way she wanted and since this lilith would have been a new person they wouldn't have felt the gap left by her old family. However she wouldn't have gotten together with her old lover. She would have found a completely new person and fallen in love and had her own family.

-> And I like the idea that she didn't get together with her old lover a lot because:

[1] It really highlights the selflessness of her actions. She knew what the Celestial Realm was like, she knew what they would have done to her, she knew she may not be able to get together with him, but she still healed him because she wanted him to have a long happy life

[2] I said in a previous post (with reasons why) that I think the existence of the Devildom & Celestial Realm was once an open secret in the human world but with the war it became a myth which eventually transformed into a religion. I like the idea that Lilith's first lover was one of the first people who believed in angels being divine beings who performed miracles

[3] I like the idea that Lilith didn't get the neatly wrapped happy ending she would have wanted as an angel but instead got to really experience life as an actual human and find love along the way

#come & talk to me about stuff #asks #answers #my headcanons #my theories #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall we date? obey me! #obey me! #swd obey me #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me asmodeus #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #mammon x mc #lucifer x mc #levi x mc #satan x mc #asmo x mc #beel x mc #belphie x mc #obey me lilith #swd lilith

[comradekatara]

Favorite Toph headcanons?

something something she was never a cop :)

kanto was her weed guy. one day he just handed her a random baby and bounced. she never heard from him again. she named the baby lin.

su was found in a dumpster (same dumpster as izumi, but at a different time. it’s the ubiquitous Baby Dumpster). she would never believe this even if you told her, so she decided that sokka was her real dad, and that no matter how many times literally every authority on the matter denied this, su would go on believing it anyway.

toph uses her earthbending skillz to help aang rebuild the air temples. since air nomad architecture is very intricately designed and complicated, this proves a fun challenge for toph.

she briefly dated smellerbee, and they had a lot of fun together, but ultimately toph dumped her because smellerbee was mean to sokka, and that’s where toph draws the line

toph first became friends with the duke (which is how she came to meet smellerbee in the first place) when she puked in his helmet on the day of black sun. it was a bonding experience <3

she also became close friends with teo during their stay at the western air temple. they bonded over their shared experiences of marginalization due to their respective disabilities. he really admires her unapologetic confidence. they are bros 4 life

toph enjoys acting as sokka’s lab assistant and helping him with all of his experimence. she likes egging him on to blow stuff up for no reason other than she thinks explosions are funny

pro-bending basically originates as a concept when toph has the brilliant idea to combine the earth rumble tournaments with lei tais for the specific reason that she and katara want an excuse to formally fight each other. it is a biennual event and a Huge Deal. a single match lasts for hours and almost always ends in a draw, because they are perfectly evenly matched and also refuse to actually hurt each other. suki is the referee.

they love counting down to the next tournament like "oh i can't wait to fucking destroy you" "well i can't wait to destroy YOU" and when aang's like "i don't get it.....why can’t they just get along :((" sokka's like "don't you see? this is how they show their love for each other"

it's sokka who first makes the suggestion, but toph teaches zuko to apply seismic sense to fire/heatbending with what is basically thermal detection. it doesn't really work in terms of lie detection, but he is able to sense when someone is sneaking up behind him or hiding in the dark, which proves useful for assassination attempts.

suki played a .... not insignificant part in her lesbian awakening, and though she would never admit this to anyone as long as she lived, sokka fully knows this and finds it amusing & endearing.

toph goes from being azula's freelance therapist to eventually becoming her first real friend. she isn't afraid to call azula out on her shit. they go on all kinds of adventures together. they get high and rant about their moms. and other fun stuff like that :)

toph enjoys making little (& big) statues with metalbending. she goes through a phase of creating a bunch of little spider statues and placing them all around katara's room, as if to remind & punish katara for throwing her pet tarantula out the window. (rip spidey)

every year for sokka's birthday she gives him a statue of herself. sokka realizes that he can sell them as "toph beifong originals" and they would go for a fortune!.......but he doesn't have the heart to. even if it's just a terrible, joke gift, they're still from toph. he keeps every one.

after all, toph keeps her space bracelet from sokka (aka "spacelet") around her arm as long as she lives. it is her most treasured possession.

#spoofymcgee #asks #toph #sokka&toph #katara&toph #suki&toph #smellerbeextoph #azula&toph #toph&zuko #aang&toph #teo&toph #theduke&toph #the duke #teo #suyin #lin #ok i think thats all #GAH #i had to type this TWICE bc my first version of this ask got deleted #SOOOOO frustrating #didnt even bother linking to EVERYTHING bc that would take too long lmao #anyway. here u go :)))))))))))) #postwargaang