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#this is silly and self indulgent
stobinesque · 10 months
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Leverage Spicy Six AU, feat:
Nancy: the ruthless, traumatized, Mastermind out to take down every corrupt government agency she can find. She's lost a team member once, and she'll never let it happen again.
Robin: the Hacker, and codebreaker. Able to steal state secrets and take down corrupt politicians in the blink of an eye. Approaches each con like a puzzle waiting to be solved, and is almost as good as Nancy at figuring out how all the pieces fit together.
Steve: the Grifter/Hitter who would rather take their marks down with a cutting word or a cunning smile--but a well-placed fist will do when the circumstances call for it. His job is to protect the team, no matter the cost.
Jonathan: the Hitter/Thief and Recon specialist. Can weasel his way around dark corners and suss out secrets their marks would rather keep hidden. But back him into a corner and he'll hit just as hard--if not harder--than Steve.
Eddie: the Thief/Grifter who can steal your car right from under you and pickpocket you while looking you right in the eye because you're more captivated by the story he's weaving than whatever it is he's doing with his hands.
Argyle: The Getaway driver and Sixth Ranger. Always ready to bail the team out at the drop of a hat when things go south. Has every egress option mapped out and ready to go, but he will be panicking the entire time thank you very much. Is the main thing keeping team morale intact when they aren't in a crisis, though.
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dyke-in-crisis · 1 month
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I have noticed a pattern & I’m guilty of all of these
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thirstywaffles · 14 days
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Bingqiu singer au where sqq is secretly lbh's super fan
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bycaprinae · 9 months
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Wouldn't expect less for Season 6 🙏
Based on a conversation i had on twitter
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corpsecowboy · 4 months
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lethalposting 😵‍💫
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shrimperini · 3 months
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everyone at aperture always treats wheatley pretty badly, he’s used to being called a moron and other belittling names due to his general incompetence. of course he would grow attached to the one person who is willing to spend time with him and actually treat him decently lol
chell is very much a lone wolf. she is introverted and avoids most people in the facility, and at first she would ignore wheatley’s ramblings and maybe even think he’s slightly annoying. but overtime they became eachother’s friendly face in a place full of unpleasant coworkers. they also see eachother quite often because he helps oversee test subjects like her. and eventually she truly warms up to him, despite still maintaining her usual stoic demeanor, she starts smiling at him more often.
anyway he develops the fattest crush on her. who wouldn’t. WHO WOULDN’T
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utahimeow · 9 months
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cw — pregnancy
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gojo’s absentminded whistling as he shuts the front door alerts you that he’s arrived home.
you jump from your skin, hands quivering as the reality of it all begins to sink in. nerves gather in your stomach, spinning rapidly until they morph into nausea — although that might just be morning sickness.
your heart pounds through your ears, pumping so loudly and quickly that it drowns out all other noise. it means that you don’t hear when your husband enters the kitchen, and you’re not aware of him until one of his huge hands grasps your chin and gently tugs your face until your lips meet his.
the gut-wrenching nerves waver and fizzle out from the way satoru handles you so tenderly. and it’s always been this way — from your very first kiss, satoru’s ability to put your mind at ease so effortlessly has never faltered. every touch of his forces even the slightest of fears in your brain to melt away.
he pulls away, pouting, his crystal eyes filled with curiosity, and before you manage to get a verbal greeting out, he springs to ask you a question.
“why is your heart beating so fast?”
the curse of being married to the world’s most powerful sorcerer means that trying to hide emotions from him is futile. it’s not a real curse by any means, however nothing goes unnoticed — even when it’s a burden you refuse to let him help you carry.
“i have something to tell you,” you say, struggling to hold back your soft grin.
“you’re pregnant,” he says — not in curiosity, not as a question, but rather as-a-matter-of-factly.
your mouth drops, along with your heart. you’d hope it would be a sweet surprise to him, after all, and now a baffled disappointment sits in the pit of your stomach.
“how- what? how did you know?” you stutter. it wasn’t simply a guess, and you can tell from the way he smirks.
“my six eyes sensed it,” he explains. when your eyes brim with tears, his own features fill with concern. i fucked up, he thinks immediately. “angel, what’s wrong?”
“well, you could have pretended not to know! i wanted it to be special when i told you,” you whine, and he gives a lovesick laugh as he gathers you in his overwhelming embrace.
“i’m sorry, sweet thing,” he coos, soothing his hand over your hair. his voice becomes low when he speaks again, almost a whisper. “it’s still special though. we’re… having a baby.”
he says it slowly, like it’s the first time he’s actually comprehending it. because it’s no longer an unspoken thing as it had been for the past two weeks — it’s real.
and as satoru kisses the top of your head, he thinks how he’s holding his entire world in his arms — you, and the life growing inside you.
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mushtoons · 7 months
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no context but here's some sillies
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mildcrow · 3 months
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frubbo save me.. frubbo.. save me frubbo...
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cuubism · 5 months
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I didn't even share any exterior shots with you all. Failure.
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Go to the New Inn it only takes an hour and a half to get to from central London 😂
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Can't miss it the sign is painted on like 50 times, presumably so Dream would DEFINITELY find it.
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No WAY Dream can miss this. Well, maybe he can, he can be a bit dense at times.
THE NEW INN! TOP LONDON ATTRACTION! (in my heart)
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crystallizsch · 3 months
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(inspired by the midnight cooking chapter in the twst anthology manga and also jamil's dorm uniform and master chef voice lines)
(this is also a lil extended sequel to this post i made :3)
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decamarks · 1 year
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strange occurrences in games that don't exist
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moonselkies · 3 months
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i hope in the end they got to all settle down and choose a movie to watch together
(details under the cut)
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welcomingdisaster · 16 days
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halls of mandos dashboard simulator... part 2
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