#this is slander

[chipistrate]

I hate this image so much I hate it a lot it haunts me any time I try and look for Elizabeth or Gregory references this image sucks it's SUCH blatant mischaracterization of both of these characters it drives me so insane every time I see it and the worst part is that I don't think it's satire.

#Chip Chatter #this is slander #SLANDER I SAY #THESE ARE CHILDREN #Also this is mischaracterization of Lizzy BUT THIS IS ESPECIALLY MISCHARACTERIZATION OF GREGORY WHAT WAS THIS PERSON ON #I JUST #AUIHGVXUJICDFHEGVRIUJRDFCHXGVIUJARDFCXVEAERFDCGV #Sorry I try to not post stuff like this but ohhhh my god I cannot stand this image #I stg it's EVERYWHERE I CAN'T ESCAPE IT

[omeumi]

i dont ship stephen and wallace but i do know that scott tried to get them to date at some point because he thinks all gay people know each other and should inherently date on the account of being gay

#this is slander #but he is also trying his best (debatable.) #scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #scott pilgrim #stephen stills #wallace wells #spvstw #omelette txt.

[elizakai]

FYM TUMBLR???

#FIRST POST?? IM OFFENDED. #IM OFFENDED #THIS IS SLANDER #WDYM

[idfk-im-bad-at-names]

Why I oughta-

#THIS IS SLANDER #qsmp #qsmp vod blogging #qsmp cucuruchito #qsmp badboyhalo

[zhongrin]

Zhongli closed the door shut with one of his hands, the other one resting on your cheek.

"You aren't going anywhere, my wife.. I still need to know if your friend was right.. with the amount of children we are going to have."

He leaned in and whispered against your lips; "She told me we are going to have.. as much children as two whole football teams. Is that correct, my mate? If so, we should start now then so I can fulfill any of your desires."

~ 💐

THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID I SWEARー

*sweats* love. darling. husband. as much as i love you and as much as i may have inherited my mom's absurd fertility, i don't think that would be??? physically possible???

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: charanon 💞 #charanon: zhongli #rin selfships #zhongrin #minors dni #VIVI NO #THIS IS SLANDER #THATS TOO MANY NOODLES VIVI

[fyodorloveclub]

U like puppy and piss play🫵

WHAT

#THIS IS SLANDER #LIBEL #voices in my head #demons

[timecma]

Rook is a loser

#the land of stories #tlos #rook sucks smh #this is slander #not rook friendly #0/10

[sharpth1ng]

Does the holster of your buck 120 smell like maple syrup?🍁

NO @phoenixisconfused IT DOESNT YOU ASS

#maple syrup isnt sexy #this is slander #ask

[letkirillfight]

Faber would never. Free him

#wild lb #this is slander

[doodle-pops]

I can't believe I have to sit here and watch @someoneinthestars and @3dragonstar plot before my eyes 👁👄👁 to get me to simp for Balrogs!? Since when did you decide to be so mean to me!????

#this is slander #this is war #the lies the deceit the betrayal #*screeching noises* #balrogfuckery #doodlepops responds

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

why do you deny the REAL history?

I swear to God I will full name you right here on Tumblr.com if you do not shut up about docudubery

#💗 #I AM A HISTORY MAJOR #HOW CAN YOU SAY I DON'T KNOW REAL HISTORY #this is slander #and lies #and blasphemy #asks #thetrueviagraspider #dot says

[sparrowwings-trash-backyard]

you sir have a lot of nerve saying that through this mouth

#this is slander #bnha358 #bnha manga spoilers #all for one #tomura shigaraki

[acornered]

A BUMBLEBEE IN THE MIDST OF GATHERING POLLEN WOULD LITERALLY NEVER DO THAT

#bridgerton #he would not fucking say that #bridgerton season two #shonda... miss rhimes... #I respect the story you are trying to tell here but #she would literally never do that #this is slander #a yellowjacket MAYBE would have stung unprovoked #but that was clearly a bumblebee #aka gods most perfect creature #you used cgi bumblebee all season 1 responsibly and without issue #and now you are gonna just besmirch her good name?? #and for what?? #yes I've binged a dozen episodes of bridgerton in the year of our lord 2023 #and this is my first and strongest objection #I will always go to bat for my girlies #(the bugs) #like that was literally so unnecessary... #ugh #acornposting

[radiation-run]

no pls they’re firefighters 🤕💔

#this is slander #they’re firefighters #💔 #911 fox #911 on fox

[bratfiction]

König would’ve liked the fnaf movie, just saying

daisy… i completely forgot you sent this the other night and was truly appalled when i opened my inbox. ALSO NO HE WOULDN’T PLEASE LEAVE ME AND MY FAMILY ALONE !!!

#✉️.love letters #this is slander #movie sucked BALLS!!!!!! #from: partner in cwime ♡︎

[justaduckarts]

Duck caught in the wild

Watchu doing there? 🤨

Crimes

I mean uh... What? That's not me. Where's your proof?

#omg #beloved moots #im innocent #this is slander