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My brain 24/7:
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rachlou86 · 1 year
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Taylor didn’t want us to beg for the leaked songs for the next ten years so she just handed them over lmao
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da-proti-toku-grem · 7 months
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WHY IS NACE'S LAUGH SO FUCKING CUTE 😭😭😭
This video is so chaotic I love it hzhsbsizbsisb
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elizakai · 8 months
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THE LEGEND FORETOLD OF AN ANGEL-
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………and he sure was…something.
lmao lack of motivation so have a shitpost✨for the dtiys💀 ( this )
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:)
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MERCY
I BEG YOU HAVE MERCY ON ME
PLEASE-
@ask-churro-cookie @m00r3-cha0s @the-post-crow What have I done-
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olessan · 3 months
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"Coming all over"
- Taliesin Jaffe, Robbie Daymond, Sam Riegel, and Travis Willingham, in unison
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theaceofarrows · 1 year
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Jay: Hey, Cole, since your the only one out of all of us to go to a real school do you have any cool stories about it?
Kai: [to Cole] Yeah, anything's gotta be better than stories of homeschooling Nya
Nya: He's got a point. Let's hear it
Cole: Uhh, well this one time in middle school, during choir the music teacher accidentally turned on an Eminem song, and this one kid started perfectly rapping along to the song while his buddy beatboxed. The teacher was so stunned that we just listened to the two of them for the rest of the class
Jay: Whoa!
Zane: Very intriguing!
Cole: Oh, and I'm not the only one who went to school. Lloyd did too remember
Jay: [turns to Lloyd] Oh, yeah You got any fun stories, kid?
Lloyd: Ummm... well, one time some kid was about to get in a fight with another kid, and then that kid said "I got something for you bitch!" and then pulled out an entire pineapple out of his backpack and started beating the kid with it in the middle of the school hallway. The teachers gave extra credit to the pineapple kid for his "creativity in combat"
[stunned silence from everyone]
Lloyd: ...Yeah, Darkly's isn't exactly the best place to tell stories about...
Jay: ...
Cole: ...
Kai: ...
Jay: [awkwardly turns to Cole] Sooo~ Cole you got any other good ones?
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darklinsblog · 2 years
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Having your period with Morpheus would include…
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This will be very chaotic so keep that in mind, also the GIF of Morpheus is basically him throughout all of this so yeah. Creds to @igotanidea for doing this first
You were so happy when Morpheus invited you to the Dreaming for a few days
Then you got your period basically five minutes after entering
“FUCK!”
Morpheus knocked on the door after hearing you curse so loudly
“Are you alright, my love?”
“No! I got my period of course I’m not fine!”
He asked for you to make a list of everything you needed since you were obviously embarrassed and uncomfortable
You slipped your list under the door, to embarrassed to go out and give it to him personally.
“I’ll take care of it, do not worry”
He surprisingly did check everything on that list
You practically snatched the little basket of things off his hands and slammed the door.
Morpheus was confused asf
He didn’t exactly know how to deal with your mood swings.
One minute you were jumping up his bed, the other you were crying and the next you were like an angry dragon.
As usual, whenever Morpheus was in doubt he would do some research in the library
The images of the reproductive health books confusing him even more.
Abel and Cain would invite you to have a cup of tea, knowing it would help your cramps.
You cursed a lot
One time he saw you cry over you spilling a cup of water.
He would reassure you about your body
Having done his research he would try to comfort you by giving you a health lesson
“I know how it works Morpheus, I AM FUCKING LIVING THROUGH IT EVERY DAMN MONTH”
Whenever you screamed at him, he would leave like a sad and confused puppy left on the streets.
You almost had a break down when you bled on his sheets
“I’m so so sorry! God I’m such an idiot!”
“Love, their just sheets, they can be cleaned and changed. Don’t stress”
“You’re not mad?”
“Why would I be? You don’t have control over this sort of things, it’s like you were mad because the skies are blue, it makes no sense”
Whenever you demanded affection he was there to comply
Forehead kisses
Massaging your abdomen or back
Whatever you needed.
He practically waited for you to say things in fear of messing up and getting screamed at.
Yes, he was slightly terrified of you
But nevertheless, he still loved you and wanted to see you well.
You would always be asking for hugs, feeling comforted in his arms.
Lowkey, he didn’t mind.
He would use his sand whenever you couldn’t sleep due to the pain.
The man just did his best, given his lack of experience on the subject.
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theharrowing · 6 months
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i was tagged by @sailoryooons and @eoieopda in this incredibly funny game (as the killer from both 💀lmaooo.)
if you and your moots starred in a horror film, who would fill each role?
1. decides the creepy house is safe: ngl i feel like @here2bbtstrash would shrug and ask, “what’s the worst that could happen?” in your adorably nonchalant way.
2. screams like a baby: @neoneunnajimin girl, no offense, but you’d be elbowing everyone and screaming your head off even from nothing. i feel like @moonleeai would also be huddled up like a baby (i’m sorry i love you.)
3. scares you as a joke: i know @eoieopda assigned yourself as this role but i can just feel this chaotic energy from you. (i would tag matchy here too if i could.)
4. the first to go missing: @madbutgloriouspond, but only because you like to wander off on her own; you’re probably perfectly fine and may even come back with the killer’s head as a trophy, surprising us all.
5. the first to go insane: probably me, tbh. but i think @park-jimin-isnt-real would also be losing your mind with me.
6. murdered while saving you: @here4kpopfics and @echotoyou would lose your lives in battle because you are both as feisty as you are babie.
7. has your back no matter what: @sailoryooons not only has everyone’s back but you have an entire survival kit packed for any situation, including this one.
8. survives by faking dead: @random-and-out-of-context and @gimmethatagustd you know the episode of run where yoongi and seokjin crawl around, pretending to be zombies. that’s you two. i might join you, tbh.
9. has a solid survival plan no one listens to: @blog-name-idk because you spent too much time making crude jokes and now nobody takes your actually brilliant advice seriously.
10. is really the killer: listen, i can’t very well tag myself as the killer, and it would be weird to tag hali as the person who saves everyone and kills everyone, so the crown must be passed down to @sweetestofchaos because you also have that evil, chaotic energy, and i would definitely fall victim to your charms and beauty and tbh probably just lay down and die for you.
feel free to play along or steal 👻
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in-burning-red · 2 months
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REP TV STANS OUR TIME TO RISE
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mayearies · 9 months
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THIS BOT IS TWEAKINGGGG 😭😭😨
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lxghostface · 1 year
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My favorite Basement boys hcs
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•Bruce & Finney Call Vance “V”
•Finney holds Robins Finger when he’s nervous
•Vance’s choker was made by his mom
•Every time Robin/Vance swear Griffin & Billy yell “LANGUAGE”
•Griffin can’t read a clock
•Bruce can say his ABC’s backwards
•Billy will stand up to Vance, he fears no one
•Vance & Robin frequently wrestle, They both also frequently hurt eachother
•Finney tried to teach Billy how to play baseball, they didn’t speak for a week after that.
•Billy calls Vance a cunt at least 25 times a day (Vance loves him but will never admit it)
•Griffin stands on a step latter during group photos bc the other tower over him
•Bruce can do the splits but nothing else like that
•Finney saves bugs from inside the house, Vance doesn’t, it’s a big deal
•Bruce draws on Vance’s bandages
•Robin is scared of the dark
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Did I work on my hoelec fic as promised? Yes I did, here's a snippet:
The Shadowhunter seemed amused by Magnus shamelessly checking him out and he looked back at him with a playful glint in his eyes. “Thanks,” he simply said, holding up his drink and taking a sip, eyes still on Magnus.
“My pleasure. I couldn’t let a pretty thing like you drink alone,” Magnus said in return and he was quite thrilled when he saw a blush creep on the man’s face. For someone confident enough to walk into a club wearing that, he seemed to be pretty easy to fluster and Magnus loved the contrast.
The bartender put a Martini in front of him and the warlock picked up his glass, holding it up and turning to the man again. “To us,” he said, but then found himself frowning when he realized the man’s eyes were not on him again, but he was scanning the room. Magnus suddenly came to the realization that as much as the man’s outfit was anything but Shadowhunter gear, he was probably there on a mission. Typical.
The Nephilim seemed to spot whoever he was looking for, because he picked up his drink and hopped off the stool. “Thanks for the drink again. Duty calls. But who knows… maybe next time you buy me a drink, I might tell you my name,” he said, strutting away. Magnus wished he could say that he didn’t stare at the man’s ass as he walked away, but that would be a blatant lie.
Magnus’s eyes followed the stranger as he approached a vampire on the dance floor. The Nephilim's walk grew more seductive as he was approaching his target, his hips swaying side to side. Once he was in front of the vampire, the Shadowhunter seemed to say just a few words before putting his arms around the other's shoulders and starting to dance suggestively. Magnus wasn’t sure he would call that dancing, from his point of view it seemed to be totally out of rhythm with the music, but that didn’t seem to bother the vampire, whose hands were now on the Shadowhunter’s waist.
The warlock was about to look away when he caught sight of the Nephilim’s face over the vampire’s shoulder. He was talking to his dance partner, but his eyes were fixed on Magnus. And then the man did something that he probably knew would totally make Magnus look for him again. He fucking winked.
Again, inspired by this amazing art
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meiloorunsmoothie · 30 days
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glad i'm not the only one who has this stuck in their head 😆
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poseysprostate · 2 years
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artsysimshi · 2 years
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girls night out xoxo
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