if din djarin dies do we get to call him din djarin’t
FUCK I KEEP FORGETTING TO TELL YOU GUYS, BUT YOU CURSED MY LAW CLASS
MY TEACHER MADE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE (AND MY OTHER TEACHER BC HE WAS IN THE ROOM FUNNILY ENOUGH) WOULDN’T GET HIRED AT HOOTERS AND MY BRAIN JUST WENT
FEMBOY HOOTERS (DOUXIE)
AND I STARED LAUGHING IN CLASS, AND MY TEACHER WENT “YO WHAT’S UP WITH HER” AND I WAS LIKE “F-FEMBOY HOOTERS” AND THE ROOM ERRUPTED INTO CHAOS AND I WAS STILL LAUGHING AND SOME KID AT THE FRONT STARTED EXPLAINING WHAT IT WAS, AND I NEVER WANNA HEAR MY TEACHER SAY “FEMBOY, F-E-M BOY HOOTERS?” AGAIN
it absolutely blows my mind that the same guy who wrote the cursed child disaster wrote the masterpiece enola holmes.
ughhhhhhhh i just found a new song (curses by crane wives) and OH MY GOD it’s so good and so don’t mind me but i’ll be listening to it on repeat for the next hour
What does this… what does this mean??
PROS AND CONS OF FLY!!
- no cons
- such a beautiful fly
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child: The future is mine to make
Enola Holmes: The future is up to us
…and then I realized it was Jack Thorne who screenplayed both shows
He was there every time I woke up.
[royalty-free brass shot]
Always watching me.
I can’t escape.
[brass womp, dramatic buildup]
He was gone yesterday.
[dramatic tension buildup]
But now he’s back.
[brass and toms]
[super dramatic buildup waaaaaaaahhh]
…he’s saying something.
[thud, followed by ear-ringing silence]
“SAVE 15% OFF ON CAR INSURANCE–”
Slender Guy in Suit: coming to theaters lurking just out of sight whenever the time is right.
Ok fun fact
One of Shaw’s ancestors,Hiram Shaw, was actually the Sorcerer Supreme of his time, the late 1600s. In a dream, the great Dormammu appeared to him and told him that his family line would always be cursed because of his ambition, but that Dormammu would lesson the curse if Hiram submitted to him.
Hiram told him, DORMAMMU, in so many words, to FUCK OFF.
If that isn’t the most goddamn Shaw thing I’ve ever heard…